Dear Cindy,

I would have really really loved to start this letter by calling
you your native name, I just love that name - reminds me of
another girl I once tripped for in secondary school, she wasn't
as gorgeous as you though - the name is only what you two
have in common. But I know how much you hate been called
Ogechukwu and so I will just have to stick with Cindy.

So... Dear Cindy, the first time I saw you my heart skipped a
beat...then another beat till I thought I was going to die.
It wasn't skipping beats because of how pretty you were, I
mean - you are as pretty as hell. Even blind people know that.

But that wasn't why my heart was jumping like a butterfly
when I saw you.

*sighs*

My love, it was because I looked and saw that what you had
on your head was a long brazilian hair - the long one, not cut
and join. And the bag that hung across your shoulder was a
chanel bag.

It made my mind fly, I swear to God. The stuff you were
putting on looked like Gucci or Armani, I can't really tell - I just
know it was a designers something.

I mean, here I was - smitten and dazzled by your looks. But
one look at you just read: "no go area for broke niggers,
please try again never".

I would have made a move on you that day if not that what I
had in my pocket, home and abroad, was just 1k that I
borrowed from Mike and, my love, I wanted to use that
money for something very important.

Not as if it would have done any good sha, I would have burnt
it all for you right there and then.

But what will 1k do kwanu?

So that day I let you be, thinking of making a move on you was
starting to make me feel like somebody was pressing my chest
biko,

so I turned and ran.

But the devil can be wicked sometimes. The next day you
showed up again looking like a designers something and so I
say to myself: "dude, this is destiny, go for this babe"

So I walk up to you, trembling like a fish because unlike
yesterday I had nothing in my wallet today; except 150 naira -
although the bulge of my wallet showed in the front of my
trousers it was just that way because I had been stuffing
complimentary cards into the poor thing - yes my love, I saw
how you looked at it that day, na card full am.

So when I started talking to you and I managed to make you
laugh I would have sworn your laughter was designers too.
Then when we were done you told me to come and see you to
the Taxi Park outside.

My love, at the mention of Taxi Park, my mind flew away. Yes
o, it flew

Taxi Park?

Jesus!

I mean, I'm a broke nigger - I don't have a car and you
understood. But I knew you won't understand if I can't afford
to pay for your Taxi. Because, let's face the fact, I knew why
you wanted me to see you off to the Taxi park wasn't because
you like my company (for where?). I knew it was because you
wanted me to pay the Cab man.

And so I had told you that, although it for sweet me die to see
you to the Taxi park, I can't see you off because I was waiting
for someone (shameless broke guy like me *sighs*).

Yes, I'm still ashamed of myself for lying a broke ass nigger lie.

When, I called you the next day - you hadn't saved my number
and so I had to explain myself all over again, something told
me that if you had saved it you wouldn't have picked that call.
You didn't recall who I was sha, till I reminded you I was "the
guy who didn't see you to the park"

Of which you said; "Oh. You".

And I must have sworn there was disdain in your voice, the same way someone would have regarded a mosquitoe he missed when he tried to clap it to death.

But today I was prepared. You see, I had borrowed about 5k
from Joe because I wanted to treat you like a queen you were.
And so I ask you out for a date and you agreed. I don't know
why.

But you agreed.

So I take you out and I order soft drinks and meat pie for the
both of us. When I was ordering it I knew it was a big mistake,
right from the moment I opened my mouth and asked the
waitress to bring it over - Meat pie and Soft drinks, for a
designers babe like you. While the couple in the next table
were eating KFC chicken?

But you see, I wanted to make sure you go home in a taxi and
so I was keeping the rest of the money for the taxi man.
But you gave me that look, like I was a stingy guy or
something.

Lol, me. stingy?

My dreams has always been to give the women in my life the
best things money can buy. My mum, my sisters and you - the
best things money can buy without any restrain.

But I'm a broke guy and I can't afford those things...yet.

So I try to have conversations with you, to try and use my
sense of humor to give you a good time.

But for where?

The look on your face said it all: "dude, you are dry, take me
out of here - you meatpie buying piece of sh*t"

So as I throw dry jokes upon dry jokes at you, I finally give up,
saw you to the taxi park and paid 3k for you to be transported
home.

Then I used the remaining 250 on me to take a bus.

It's been 1 week after that day and you haven't been picking
your calls.

It's fine sha, I won't call again.

But you see, I can't help been broke now - but I will see what I
can do about it.

Though, I'm realising it's not your kind I want in my life now. I
want she who will accept me for who I am now, then when I
start getting small small changes - I am going to turn her,
gradually, into a designers woman like you.

Just thought I should say this to you though. I'm sorry for
being broke.

Yours Faithfully...
The broke guy who had a crush on you.

Source: www.facebook.com/x4unites

She is using www.lindaikeji.mobi for now, probably working towards getting a new domain.

I wish she comes out of this stronger and bigger. I hate seeing successful people go down.

Visit my page: www.facebook.com/x4unites for real life stories on how I use these strategies. For those who want my book, you can send a message to the Facebook Page and I will get back to you as soon as I'm free...

fernandoc:
I was impressed with your JHS technique but ur just rewriting another mans script after years of hard work...your not qualified or versed enough to teach and sell stuff all these hypnotic and mind control sh7t! Use your head!

Lol; re-writing? Hahahahahhaahaha.

Google "Eben Pagan" then google "Is Eben Pagan real" then "David Dangelo Criticised". Then come back.

Will be cleaning out this thread by monday. This what I get for coming in here to expose secrets that I sell.

And this would be the last time I will post these secrets here

fernandoc:
@Op you are just imitating david deangelo of double your dating(u couldn't even change the exact words he used)...plagiarism is a crime remember. No think sey because u dey naija u fit copy and paste person book they sell.

Lol; Nigerians. Everybody to you people is a bad person who is involved in something illegal.

mayormayor:
In as much as the OP is right in almost everything he has posted, there are still some men all these won't work for because that's not just who they are, naturally so, they will make mistakes following all these principles. That's why you had someone complain of not getting a girl because he made a mistake. There are some kind of men like me who doesn't even try to learn but have been following all these rules from the onset without even knowing, like It has always been a part of them, It's who they are naturally, I didn't have to real any book or rules.. It will be hard for someone who is not wired naturally to be this way to follow all these and be successful except you learn these very early in life, you will always make a mistake at some point that will ruin everything.. and one last thing I'll like to point out to the OP and everyone is that there are always some girls that are DIFFERENT. There is no particular rule in this world that applies to EVERYONE, there are always some exception

One; If there were exception then why haven't we met a very beautiful girl who will return our feelings for her after showering her with love. Why do girls we always love wella joke with us?

NO GIRL IS DIFFERENT

Two; there are ways anybody can use to make this strategy a part of who he is without altering his personality for one bit.

I won't teach that in this thread. That one go be for just those who get my book.

I DONT WANT TO SELL MY BOOK YET; here is why


I have been getting a lot of requests from people who want to get more info on my book and how to get it;

One, it will be breaking nairaland's rules if I advertise the book here. So I won't give the details of the book on this thread - just the contents. But soon I will buy ads to advertise it here

Two; the techniques in the book are so advanced and I wouldn't want people who will misuse it to lay hands on it - So even if I start advertising the book I will only allow 30 people buy it every month and I will have to make sure you won't use it to make women your slave.

THE BOOK CONTENT.

- One powerful strategy that will eliminate your fear of approaching women, with this strategy you can walk to any hot girl you want without thinking and appear so cool she would so like you for it and tell her friends you are the most confident guy she has met.

- Step by step method to use and make a girl want to kiss you 30 minutes after meeting you. Using this secrets will get effortlessly get you laid and girls won't mind to sleep with you even if they have boyfriends.

- Powerful hyponotic-kinda technique for using to take hot girls from their boyfriend. One of my student used this technique on a married woman and I don't support that, infact, this is why I don't let just anybody get this book.

- In the book you will get the exact things to say and how to say it so you can make a pretty girl interested in you in minutes no matter how you look or how broke you look.

- How to know if a girl wants to kiss you by just looking at her and how to take things to the next level.

- The step by step techniques you can use to get pretty girls throwing themselves at you, using this secrets you will line up 5 girlfriends waiting for your call - and everyone of them would be extremely pretty

Plus lots more.

Just follow this thread, you never know when you will get the link to my website or details about how to get my book, but mind you, to dissuade a lot of unserious minded people who will misuse the secrets from getting the book the price of the book is pretty high.

The website would be revealed to just the Elites - not everybody

Happy sunday, pals

simdam500:
seriously... The "how to" part made me tired and the long write up is not in anyway helping my issue...

Infact op... Isn't this too long? Over a girl imagine... I used to think you call them fish brain, so why go throug this long process

Girls are smart, underestimate them and they might use you. They are not fish brains, at least most of them

Casanova019:
These secrets/tips are exclusively for ALPHA Males, and ain't supposed to be gotten this free bro.

Anyways, it's your call. Nice job btw

This are just the basics; the more advanced stuffs are in My book and I don't sell that book to everybody. If it goes viral in Nigeria trouble go dey.

missberrypop5:
i deh one side deh laugh you. Come and try this tips on me na?

Lol, alright. This made me laugh. Nice

sseunth:
so which one should i use for my best female friend

Will answer this in my next post..

Cheers

Emmysteve:
All these long write up lessons is just how to get a girl friend Lol una no get work at all.

The truth of the matter is all these sermons are not even necessary. I wish it's all about how to make money. In one of the thread, i read where some body once said we have two types of guys: the ones that chase after girls, and the ones that girls chase after. I happen to fall under the latter. In fact all the girls i dated came to me, i didn't suffer myself in doing all these ritu

Lol, the so called "Money Chasers" chase the money then dump it all on girls when it comes time to get married and become a "mugu". Though, LOL, for reading up this post and commenting I don't think this guy is not somehow interested in this topic.

BUT however

read the last line in his post "They always came to me".

Now; take this from me, that line is a lie or a half truth - If you are average looking a pretty girl CAN NEVER come to you. She can only come to you if

1. She has heard you are a mugu and wants to come and waste your money with you.

2. Has ulterior motives.

So anybody something like this happens to - bera dodge

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Oooops:
Jobless guy... You have no idea about ladies.lol

Guys, view the picture of the girl that made this comment and take note of this - never use this technique on a girl who is just average. It only works on beautiful women.

No offence, but I must say this

A girl who is ugly or just average already has a low ego and therefore, trying to jonse-humor-Shock(JHS) her will only make her hate you and become nasty to you.

The strategy to use on this type of girls is.

1. Value-Bomb her
2. Mystery-Blow her

Will explain these concepts in the next post

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Yahoo Yahoo; I don't believe that shoe exits. I think you are a fraud and a thief. You think we would fall for your tricks just by showing us pixs of old shoes? Get a life bro

Lol, why? Seems you guys who commented don't like reading books?

Just like the white man say; hid anything in a book and an african won't be able to find it.

1. A book about how to get any girl you want to become interested in you and fall in love with you like crazy

Or

2. A book on how to make money online?

1 or 2?

Let's see the number that wins...

The most advised set of human beings are
women; everybody seems to be an expert in
telling them how to dress, how to cover up their
body, how to act, How not to act...HOW TO BE
A WIFE MATERIAL

The other day I was having this interesting
conversation with this particularly smart girl, it's
not every day you meet a girl that smart and so
I was terribly enjoying our conversation.

Something lead to something and we started
talking of indecent dressing and how it was so
"un wife" material-ish to show off boobs.

Like a typical guy I dove into the wife material
preaching we guys are very fond of
giving..."Cover up yaself", "know how to cook"
and so on.

Mid way into the conversation she looked at me
with this piercing gaze and asked:

"What of husband material, who is a husband
material"

For a moment I hesitated..

That was when it struck me; we guys are so
good in giving wife material advice while we are
not exactly husband materials.

I mean, here I was, trying to tell a girl how to be
a wife material when I wasn't even a husband
material myself. It was more or less a case of
trying to remove dirt in the girl's eyes while I
had a log of wood in my eyes.

The girl smiled as she saw that I was getting her
point, then she moved in for the attack.

"That's the problem with you guys". She said.
"So quick to calibrate us women and tell us
what to do and what not to do, how to act right,
dress right and talk right. What happens to you
people - are you husband material enough?"

At that point her point were really driving
home.

It struck me then, It's not just for the women to
work on being wife material, we guys also have
to work on being husband material...

- How stable are you?
- Can you provide for a woman?
- Can you provide for a kid if a woman gets
pregnant for you now?
- Can you stick to a woman and not feel like
going after the next hot thing with skirts on?
- How well can you handle crisis?
- Can you handle a woman's drama, can you
bear her hysterias without snapping?
- Can you care for a woman, make her feel like
a queen?
- Can you take a woman out on a date and give
her a romantic feeling?
- Are you ambitious enough, do you protect
your own, can you face failure without giving
up.

Can you? Can you?

That day, I just sat down listening to the girl's
angle and it just hit me that if I invested more
time working on being a husband material I will
have no problem having headaches about
weather a girl is or is not a wife material.

Why?

Simple - we will always attract what we are like.
The higher our quality the higher the quality of
people we will attract.

Like my mentor will always say, if all your
friends are broke then chances are that you are
broke too.

If you end up with a woman who is not a wife
material then you were never a husband
material.

Shalom...

lalasticlala: 1 is becky okorie. she neva acted any other major role afta karishika 2 ndidi obi. she acted few other films like "grave yard" etc, afta nneka d pretty serpent. but she quit acting long time ago

Thanks, bro

Can't remember the real names of the lead actresses in these movies, who remembers?

MOVIE #1. Karashika.

MOVIE #2. Nneka the pretty serpent.

By the way, where are they now? Do they still act Nigerian movies?

This secret I am about to show you will double the sales you are making in your business right now if you just find a way to apply it in your own business.

I have this family friend who has been a pastor for 13 years but still doesn't have a congregation apart from his family...

Then I know a man who started a little vigil, five years ago, which he holds regularly - he has now bought a jeep, built two houses and has a big bottling company.

So what made him rich? SOCIAL PROOf.

What the heck is that? Simple; social proof means showing people you make miracles happen through the act of letting them tell others about the miracle you make.

In the christian circle "Social proof" has another name; it's called testimony.

The poor pastor is poor because he doesn't have social proof and doesn make miracles while the rich pastor is rich because he has social proof.

Let me make it a bit clearer.

Take a look at the famous churches you know; watch their TV programmes - they spend a great chunk of their time showing people's testimony. Name them; TB joshua, Pastor Chris, Oyedepo, Father Mbaka. They are successful because people spread their testimonies and the testimonies bring more people

The allow people come and give testimonies. That is their secret. Testimonies make you look at a pastor and say "he is a powerful man of GOD". It's not his preachings, it's not his looks - it's the testimonies he "brings forth"

You are more likely to "sow seed" in a church where miracle take place than in a church where they come and preach and go.

You get?

So how can you apply this in your business?

You say you make great durable shoes; show people the customers that have worn your shoe for 2years, show them pictures, show them pictures of those customers climbing rocks with the shoe. You cure Ebola; show people testimonies, show them the before and after pictures. You run a memory improvement seminar, show people comments and feedbacks from people who have come to your seminar.

Show them, show them - it's not bragging, people need it. People want to be convinced. They want to know that other people dey feel you too.

Individuals make buying decisions based on emotions, not logic.

Use the power of testimonies well and watch what happens

Learn how to make 150k every single month with just a simple blog


The article is in the career section of Nairaland. Click www.nairaland.com/1866304/one-career-home-give-150k to read it.

Shalom

Linzo: OP ride on you ar really inspiring, i must confess that am the most benefactor of this info. Thank you

You are welcome, bro. By the end of this please try to practise what you have learnt. I would love to hear your success story

HOW TO MAKE 150K EVERY MONTH WITH JUST A BLOG...PART 3

Hi friend...

Damn the 20 comments...I'm bored and I feel like writing, let's do this. Where did we stop?

I have mentioned you need to start a shop on a blog, right?

I know you are looking at the phrase "start a shop on a blog" and wondering what on earth I'm talking about.

Chill, I will explain.

The other day I was discussing with a guy who just left school, dude learnt programming somewhere along the line and sees himself like some sorta mini future Mark Zukerberg and wants to start an e-shop website like Jumia.

I gave one big laugh and didn't say anything; there are people you don't argue with because it would be plain useless (that guy can like not to gree)...if you are starting out and don't have enough capital then don't freaking try to fight Jumia or Konga. You go loose

The reason for telling you that story is to make something very clear:

when I say open a shop on a blog I don't mean you should start thinking Jumia or Konga...

That stuff will cost you senseless...start a blog, package information and sell the information on the blog.

Alright, I can see you going like: "information ke, which kind talk be that one".

Chill, I will explain.

I make 20k in 2hours just for helping people write adverts. Two times I have charged a big company 200k just for writing one page of advert....and I will still charge them another one next month

And you know what I do to earn that?

I just sit behind my laptop and type an advert while sipping a can of beer....that easy

I sell a service and I sell it with a blog.

I really want you to get this. Just chill.

So why do people pay me that huge amount to write them one page of advert. Simple; because I'm freaking good in writing (lol, I must boast o) and two; I'm freaking persuasive and my Adverts make people money.

I won't go into writing adverts in this article.
Now let's talk about what you can sell on YOUR own blog.

Turning a blog into a shop basically means; you start a blog and you sell either a product or a service you are good at using that blog....as simple as that (I will show you how to do that in a bit)
.
A lot of people go online to dupe people while they can make clean neat money online and still have the customers coming back for more...

You see eh, one thing about internet fraud is when you defraud someone then you loose that person for life...that's really silly.

In this business I'm about to teach you; one customer buys from you and returns again and again and again...that's the koko, that's the kind of business you should be thinking of
Now, one major thing you should sell on your blog are information products.

What are they?

Telling you a story of the one I first sold will give you an example.

In my 3rd year at the university of Nigeria Nsukka, I met a girl who taught me some dangerously effective mindgame that can make most girls want to sleep with you.

I tested it; it worked (Gad forgive me. Lol).

I went on my laptop, went to Ms-words and typed a 29 page document teaching these secrets then converted it to pdf.

Then I went to facebook, created an ad and within two weeks I sold 50 copies.

Guess how much I priced each of them: 2000naira.

Now, times 2k by 50.

Yeah, the money might be small to you but getting that amount in my 3rd year from almost nothing made me smile like a cow...it felt freaking good

For a 29 page pdf file...

Did the buyers feel ripped off because they bought a 29 pdf file for 2k. Sure, about three of them did. Called me and asked for a refund and because I gave them a money back guarantee I refunded them.

Now what about the others, they were freaking happy. Some called me to thank me for having been "helpful" through that book and I asked if I had more of the secrets to sell.

For a 29 page pdf sold at 2k...

So why I'm I saying this....simple; if you sell information that really solves a problem people won't care about the price.

They will buy it and thank you for selling it to them.

in the next write up I will tell you how to set up the business and how you can go about it so people won't see you like another 419er who wants to carry their money and run. I mean, it takes trust for someone to pay money into your account so you will email him a pdf

Plus I will teach you how to be convincing so people will want to buy "a 29 page pdf" from you for 2k.

I'm a marketing genuis...I will give you my secrets, no worry. *winks*

This info is worth 20,000 naira but you are getting it here on nairaland for free:

The article is on the career section of nairaland; click www.nairaland.com/1866304/one-career-home-give-150k to read it.

HOW TO MAKE 150K FROM HOME WITH JUST A BLOG (Part 2)

Hey friend...
Sorry it took me long to continue the article. I've been terribly busy (man gas chop and you can't chop if you don't work)...but I keep my words, so here goes...

Today I'm going to teach you what exactly you should do with a blog to make at least 150k every month 60days (or less) after starting it up...

Let's roll.

To make money with a blog you need to do what people do to make money online...

And that is: SELL SOMETHING.

Yeah, sounds like an obvious answer doesn't it?

I mean...
- Linda ikeji sells adverts space on her blog
- Facebook sells advert space
- Bella Naija sells advert space
- Nairaland sells advert space

I see hundreds of Nigerians trying to build up traffic on their blog so they can sell adverts one day
....Just like linda Ikeji

Bad move....

The days of building traffic to sell ADs are over...you might pull it off but it will cost you two things.

Money (for massive advert of your blog)
TIME (which fit reach 10 years sef with the competition going on around)

My advise to you is this; don't build a blog to sell advert space.

In this article I will show you why planing to sell ad is not a good idea and what exactly you should sell on a blog to easily turn it into your personal ATM.

Years ago when the internet was just coming into Nigeria building a gossip blog that pulls in traffic would have been a good idea...

This is 2014; it won't work.

Why? The traffic is already taken...trying to beat nairaland or linda's blog is almost the same thing as trying to start a car company and compete with major car companies...

You need huge resources and advert budget to do that.

So what else can you sell on a blog apart from adverts...

Simple; sell a shop?

Confused?

I will explain in the next article how to turn a blog into a shop, what exactly to sell in your "Blog shop" and how you can sell it so that the presence of Jumia will not stop you from making huge profit

PS: if I don't get up to 20 comments under this write up from people interested in learning this then I will assume people are not interested in the topic and won't continue the article

I'm a busy man, I won't waste my time writing stuff people are not interested in...

Stay tuned till 20 comments are dropped.

Ramon92: Taa!! If it ain't nairabet, then it's 419...

Lol...

One; Gambling or betting is not a business...its a game of chance. A game, not a business.

Two. I will never support illegal activities, it's awful and totally wrong

Start a blog...

That's is one thing you should do.

Before you squeeze your face and close this thread, calm down and finish this write up. It might be the best thing that ever happened to your life.

Are you ready for the ride?

Let's begin...

Although I advise you to start a blog, I will tell you the truth...I'm one of the biggest failures when it comes to blogging.

This was why...

It was because I was trying so hard to be like Linda Ikeji.

The day I found out she makes an average of 20million every month, I walked into a market, bought a modem and started a gossip blog.

I mean, I was freaking desperate. I had looked for jobs here and there and I had come to be familiar with the "we regret to tell you" phrase...at that point anything wey be like say e go give money and I will just chuk head in.

So That was how I chuk head into blogging till one day I came to my senses and just told my self one thing: THE APPROACH I WAS TAKING WAS JUST NOT WORKING...

Now write this down: No gossip blog will ever be as popular as Linda Ikeji's blog ever again in Nigeria...

Do you get that?

All this gossip blogs here and there, na joke dem dey joke....the days of building massive income out of a gossip blog are over. So don't expect me to teach you how to use a blog for gossip...

That stuff na waste of time. I did it, don't do it.

The one event that changed my life and made me really really come to my senses was when I saw one advert on Facebook.

This was the advert title: "How to turn a simple blog into your personal ATM and earn 150k in less than 30days". Gate fee: 20k

The price was high, the title sounded like wash. But you know what I did?

I borrowed 30k from a friend and from Enugu I travelled to Lagos where the seminar was to hold.

When you have looked for Job for a long time without success you will do desperate things, trust me.

What I learnt from that seminar changed my life for over.

...And I'm going to teach you everything I learnt in that 20k seminar plus 5 years afterwards for free...here on Nairaland.

I will show you exactly what you can do with a simple blog that will make you never look for a job ever again.

I'm going to take you by the arm and take you through the whole process for free...

And you know what; you can make 150k in just 30days using the secrets I will teach you here on Nairaland (No summit ya emails, no stuffs like that). I did it, you too can do it

So why do I want to teach you these stuffs for free without asking for anything in return?

Simple; because I be nice guy. Lol.

On a more serious note...I'm a nice guy. But on the other hand I am selfish *winks*. I want to use this to get to Front page, become popular on Nairaland and become the most followed Nairalander.

Small price to pay for a 120k worth of information, right?

I don't need your money because I make enough from my blogs but my wahala is I'm not even as popular as Linda Ikeji (E dy pain me)

So now you know why I want to be popular?

Follow this Post because in the next few days I will show you how to TURN A BLOG INTO An ATM that pumps money into your account doing SOMETHING linda Ikeji Doesn't, no matter how broke you are now.

Stay tuned...

Was wondering; if a normal picture can be enchanted, can a digital one be enchanted too?