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God help us in this country. dunno twaz this serious o. I have to make some calls.

@OP. I think it is their fault. One of my coursemates yesterday who is a moslem was speaking one funny language and another coursemate jokingly asked him to stop. The next thing he said was that he is bokoharam and should not be disturbed.

School.
We were coursemates then.

Mehn!!! Oh oh
I can't translate it, I just know it is an 'ofo', prolly meant to make someone run mad ir generally to make sumfin bad happen to sumone.

Chrisbenogor:
Please Translate

1) Why you  d̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣γ̲̣  shook me pin
2) Una nor get old man picture for una house?
3) Which kind washie be that now?
6 marks

For the advanced students
Define Akpako
10 marks.

Okay, I wanna try.
1. Why are you using a pin to pinch me? Lol
2. Don't you have the picture of an old man in your house?
3.  What type of mess-up is that?

Akpako is akpako

Pls, pls, pls there is absolutely nothing good about airtel's 2good. It should be called 2bad. I decided to try it out and discovered that they charge 60k per second for airtel-mtn calls(that is N36 per minute) and 43k per second for airtel-airtel calls. WTH is the meaning of that bulls.hit?

Mehn, it is paining me big time, I wasted my hard-earned money on a network that's not worth it, lol.

Please nls, is there a better plan that I can migrate to? Thanks

It is not a crime but it is necessary except the maids will follow her to the university to do her cookings for her.
She can learn yl in the university too.

I just listened to the song, it's not interesting IMO

Nada, no, rara, nope, mba

lol. interesting, they didn't even allow the song to enjoy enough airplay before banning it. Sorry o, Mr endowed

Toaskarity:
u bad!
even naija as a whole;remember sexiest accent

Hahahahaha, sexiest accent to badt gan

Toaskarity:
u bad!
even naija as a whole;remember sexiest accent

Hahahahaha, sexiest accent to badt gan

Stay with you - John Legend

Not only Nigerian ladies play 'hard to get', ladies all over the world do. So, it's a general thingy. I guess it's just part of us, guess ni o.

Oops!!! Ibos are hurting, hmmm

nagoma:
once in a while i pass through. When I cant find the keys to the front door.

This is so funny.
I'm sure that takes you few seconds.

Arewaloluwa

IykeD:
What a stu.pid question to ask! You should go back to school for asking such a dumb question. Whoever posted that rubbish on the front page should change it, it's Igbo and not Ibo.

IykeD, you sure are stu.pid for real. You wanna send me to school?? Mumu of the first order. Ibo man.

bist:
your mummy must either be phuckin outside her marriage or her DNA is a bit confused frm the amount of pple she phucked during her youthful dayz, who knws, she might look like your gateman, ponder on it.

bist, that's too much and very bad, haba now

Most companies in Nigeria have bad customer service.
1. MTN: they don't ever pick their calls and when they do, they threaten to block ur line.

2. Etisalat: they don't pick calls on time and when they finall do, they will be like "if u don't speak louder, I will end this call". WTH

3. GTB, Akure branch: they are always frowning and will never explain themselves. If you want to check ur a/c balance, for example, they literarily drag the slip from you and they don't mind throwing it at you when done. SMH. Wetin man never see.

Anyway, Zain customer care is good. Dem dey try.

odumchi:
Its amazing how the Moderator couldn't take time to wrote "Igbo" instead of "Ibo" when posting it on the front page. Yet we still say Nairaland's elite are free of Tribalism

Na wa o. 'Aiti ko'fa nle, ifa ti n se.'
What difference is there between ibo and igbo?

Tinko tinko
Ten ten, etc

Solitaire

I likey it

Zuma's revenge

Ordinary

@topic. It depends on the tribe.


I was just wondering where Mr. Cork went to when I saw this thread.

Emeka Anyasi

Pass

Opts


Shit

Story, story!!!

lord.spiritual:
schools calculate g.p's like this:
A = 5* COURSE CREDIT(1,2,3,4 as the case may be)
B = 4* " "
C = 3* " "
D = 2* " "
F = 0* " "
when this is done , divide the grade point by the credit load offered by the student.
if grade point=150 and credits offered=30 then g.p=150/30= 5.0 (this applies where all courses taken a 3 credit units).

using this standard no matter the credit unit of the course offered all A's and 1B will pull you to between 4.92 to 4.96!!

It's not possible to offer just 30 units throughout his stay in school.

If each semester had a total of 15units, assuming he spent 4years (8 semesters) and at the end of the day he had a 'B' in a 1-unit course then his final cgpa will be

[(119 x 5) + (1 x 4)] ÷ 120

= 599÷120 = 4.991667

Just saying that it's mathematically possible.