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RomanceRe: +18: Let's Try Something Raw! The Most Honest Gets 5K Recharge Card [PIC] by NoSmoking:
iLegendd:
Since you're the first commenter, you get 1k card first. The last commenter will also get 1k card, but the winner gets the 5k card or even more.

Drop a number and the name of network to get it. If you're too big for it, mention a moniker you want to dash.
Nice one

I have updated the post

080 MTN
RomanceRe: +18: Let's Try Something Raw! The Most Honest Gets 5K Recharge Card [PIC] by NoSmoking: 3:02pm On Dec 23, 2023
Hmmmm

4 things to Achieve in 2024
1. Reconcile my family (Some of them are not friends)
2. Get married/Engaged
3. Start a family
4. Do my parents remembrance

4 things that will easily distract me in 2024
1. Relationship problems
2. Money problems
3. Japa opportunity
4. Ill Heath


4 things to stop or reduce in 2024
1. Taking sugar
2. Working for someone
3. Thinking about the past
4. Not saving enough
AgricultureRe: See The Bunch Of Bananas I Harvested From My Farm This Morning. by NoSmoking: 12:26pm On Dec 23, 2023
Ahnie is dat u?
TravelRe: I Travel On The Lagos Ibadan Train For Free. Nairalander Share Travel Experience by NoSmoking: 9:43am On Dec 23, 2023
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RomanceRe: If A Married Woman Confides In You by NoSmoking: 12:00am On Dec 23, 2023
Hamachi:
What's with you men and sex?
I will like to put my head on ur pillows

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PoliticsRe: FG Declares Dec 25 & 26, 2023; Jan 1st, 2024 As Public Holidays by NoSmoking: 8:41pm On Dec 22, 2023
MorolayoVictor:
Adeniyi Adebayo is not a minister.
He was

Last regime

He was so mute that u wouldn't notice
RomanceRe: Smash Or Pass by NoSmoking: 8:02pm On Dec 22, 2023
CHRISTFUCKER:
Cut her into pieces then sacrifice her womb for more aza
Get d fk outta here man

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PoliticsRe: Obaze’s Report Against Emefiele Laughable -Ohanaeze Youths by NoSmoking: 7:46pm On Dec 22, 2023
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RomanceRe: Smash Or Pass by NoSmoking: 7:44pm On Dec 22, 2023
Smash
PoliticsRe: FG Declares Dec 25 & 26, 2023; Jan 1st, 2024 As Public Holidays by NoSmoking: 6:37pm On Dec 22, 2023
The only things Aregbesola did through out his tenure as interior minister is to declare public holidays

There's one other minister u never hear his name in the news Adeniyi Adebayo

Very docile ministers

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Foreign AffairsRe: President Biden Pardons Thousands Convicted Of Marijuana Charges by NoSmoking: 6:14pm On Dec 22, 2023
Nice one

Nigeria Oya


Stop smoking tho
FoodRe: See The Goat Meat Pepper Soup I Made To Reciprocate Love To My Female Neighbor by NoSmoking: 6:13pm On Dec 22, 2023
icankel:
with hammer abi 2by2 😂
With kondo
PoliticsRe: This Is Prototype Of Branem State Of The United States Of Biafra - Mazi Ekpa by NoSmoking: 6:10pm On Dec 22, 2023
chopnaira:
You have forgotten that they have annexed the South South region.
Yes

In the dream



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PoliticsRe: Retired NSCDC DCG, Shem Obafiaye, Patented The “My Oga At The Top” by NoSmoking: 2:32pm On Dec 22, 2023
Nice one
CelebritiesRe: Have You Ever Wondered Who The Tallest And Shortest Rappers In The World Are? by NoSmoking: 2:28pm On Dec 22, 2023
MI must be the shortest or 2shortz
RomanceRe: Have You Ever Killed A Chicken Or Other Animal In A Gruesome Manner? by NoSmoking:
You should have slaughtered it right away....


Mine was one Easter, I was gonna slaughter this chicken but it won't stay put even tho I put it's wings under my foot and it's legs under the other foot.

It won't stop moving, the wing/arm snapped 'kpaka'

I felt bad
FamilyRe: Carpet For Sale (ASAP) by NoSmoking: 2:04pm On Dec 22, 2023
samuelelegbe:
Thanks but too low Sir
Make we run am like that

If possible today before bank close

Where u dey
FamilyRe: Carpet For Sale (ASAP) by NoSmoking: 10:47am On Dec 22, 2023
samuelelegbe:
30K
How much you wan pay?
10k
FoodRe: See The Goat Meat Pepper Soup I Made To Reciprocate Love To My Female Neighbor by NoSmoking: 9:13am On Dec 22, 2023
Zonefree:
I'm a child of God. I don't indulge in sex before marriage.
Eweey!

Who did God marry to born u 🙄
Jobs/VacanciesRe: N-Power Batch C1 & C2 - 2023 by NoSmoking: 9:12am On Dec 22, 2023
How I wish some of u guys just know how to ignore

It's a form of self respect

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FoodRe: See The Goat Meat Pepper Soup I Made To Reciprocate Love To My Female Neighbor by NoSmoking:
Zonefree:
OP got more serious things to do with his life.
See u

U never nack ur neighbor serious nack b4


E dey sweet 😋
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FamilyRe: Carpet For Sale (ASAP) by NoSmoking: 9:05am On Dec 22, 2023
How much
FoodRe: See The Goat Meat Pepper Soup I Made To Reciprocate Love To My Female Neighbor by NoSmoking: 9:04am On Dec 22, 2023
When will u nack dis ur neighbor?

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PoliticsRe: This Is Prototype Of Branem State Of The United States Of Biafra - Mazi Ekpa by NoSmoking:
Mazisimonekpa:
although the stadium is missing on the prototype, it will be built on the athletic ocean for easy access to European countries '

Mazi Simon Ekpa
Prime Minister
Better, because I know u are very far from the Atlantic

But where is athletic ocean tho? Is it a new ocean or u are going to create it
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CrimeRe: 240 Shops Producing Various Fake Drinks Bursted At Cemetery Market, Aba by NoSmoking: 8:09am On Dec 22, 2023
They should be sentenced to death
PoliticsRe: ‘Supreme Court Opened New Window For My Release’ – IPOB Leader Nnamdi Kanu by NoSmoking:
Shey prison dey get window ni?

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PetsRe: My Dog And Rodent (okete) by NoSmoking: 7:33am On Dec 22, 2023
Maybe the Òkété ate poison earlier

Or there's something poisonous in it's guts
Jobs/VacanciesRe: How I Was Able To Bring Nairaland Back Through Prayers And Fasting by NoSmoking: 7:12am On Dec 22, 2023
Obidients bah?
CareerRe: Oyo: Police Dismiss Constables Who Demanded Money From Dutch Rider by NoSmoking: 6:45pm On Dec 21, 2023
Ogun idile

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