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Good day,
Pls I need some tips from expert drivers in the house, how one can determine one's car position on the road while driving in relation to other objects. I have been driving for some weeks now and still can not correctly determine that.
thanks for your responds.

pls I am also in need of the kpmg past questions, it is urgent. nomasuccess@gmail.com

I thought about this yesterday, Let's keep hoping for the best and don't forget to pray for Mr President and Nigeria.
when u solve mathematics,( that's if u are a good mathematician like me) you solve from known to the unknown. Baba is in charge, let us give him the benefit of doubt.

Arnaal:
Thanks bro. I have seen d email bro.

Pls send me the past questions and answers, nomasuccess2004@yahoo.com

glacius:
Hi all, a great wknd to us, I'll do some replies now

Pls help me with the past questions and answers

Pls I need the past questions, nomasuccess2004@yahoo.com

Dheartless:
it's not in anyway wrong to have married a virgin

use lubricant
and make sure she's wet
and don't be too aggressive or forceful.
use practical videos or see a doctor for advice to ease the process.


#this is why I don't pray to marry a virgin (my opinion)

Thanks for your contribution, we have lubricant and have been using it.

Keeping oneself before marriage is a solid foundation for trust in marriage. you can also stand on it in times of attack and difficulty to provoke the blessings and the hands of God.

Ilovelindaikeji:
Are u for real #fake #fake #fake

Too bad, a lot of persons has gotten use to the abnormal.

Good day,
we got wedded last saturday which is two days back as virgins. I am not writing this out of regret because i have no regret. we have obeyed God to have kept ourselves and i am sure that the blessings attached to obeying God is already ours. we dated for 8 years and i am presently 30+ and she is 26+; I stated all these fact just to assure and encourage someone out there that have decided to obey God that it is possible and they aren't the only one waiting.

pls i need mature contributions. The issue now is that we know nothing about sex. I can't even spot the virginal without thorough search, i am enjoying the search sha. i am doing better than her for now because i have been reading before now, while she hasn't done much of that. I have been doing my best to pleasure her and she has been speaking in tongues that i don't understand. while for her she has not been able to connect with me.
Also my penis has not be able to penetrate her, for now it is only one finger that can go in. When i try using two she reacts and resists because of the pain it is causing her. she already have sores all around her virginal.

I want you to give your advice in two folds, one directed to me and the other directed to her. when replies starts coming in i will invite her to the page to read because she isn't happy about the fact that she is clueless.

Thanks for your contributions.

pls help me with the past question, nomasuccess@gmail.com. thanks

@Dongreat thanks for your reply. why not check the nddc official site and check if u can get any email address in relation to the scholarship board.

@dongreat Hv u seen anybody that has been called. pls what medium is use for the invitation, is it SMS or email or both?

11. Waking earlier than normal to join the NCCF morning devotion
12. Not missing NCCF evening group and Unit meeting and the service that follows after the meeting
13. Join mdgs to avoid parade
14. Slept in the hostel during camp fire night (best night on camp)

@lyricalpontiff: for u not to have said anything but that, shows which of us is draft.

In 2003 it was BUhari Vs Baba , Buhari lost
In 2007 it was.Buhari vs Umaru Yar' adua , Buhari lost
In 2011 it was Buhari Vs GEJ, Buhari lost

What has suddenly change about Buhari that Buhari is now a symbol for change. I can bet it with his supporters that they have nothing they are holding on to in support of this postulation.

If u have reason for supporting Buhari without bringing GEJ into the pic, let hear u out.

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This thread should be moved to the yoke section.

U guys are the bomb I don laugh to the point wey all my teeth dey shake.

Someone asking why this is on fp. It is because life is all abt variety. If u are not ok with it someone else will.

I hardly go to the yoke( I think it shld be 'joke' but I am not sure, abeg make ena help me check it up in the dictionary) section but thanks to every contributor on the show, sorry on the thread.

Just FYI I also don't know her and I am schooling in Agege,USA

Emasel:
I am not in anyway tribalistic.I have nothing against the "Binis".I was happy when a Bini man became the VC for the first time in 2009 after 39 years of establishment of the University of Benin.

Mind you,I got admitted into UNIBEN,when Prof E.A.C. Nwanze was the VC and I know what I am talking about regarding tribalism and nepotism,when it comes to admission of new students since Prof Oshodin became VC.

I am a very objective person and would disregard your insults!

But frankly speaking,the standards of the University of Benin has gone down since Prof Oshodin became VC.

UNIBEN was the second best university in the Commonwealth in 2006 and the best university in Nigeria between 2006 and 2009.

But where is UNIBEN now in ranking of Universities?

Be objective! Be more concerned about academic development and excellence and not where the VC hails from. If a Bini man can take UNIBEN to her glory days,I would be very glad!


Cheers!

the question u should ask yourself is what is the yardstick for the ranking of nigerian universities. i believe very strongly that nigerian universities are always ranked based on sentiment and not fact.
the man that was the VC after Nwanze is an academician and not a politican
I also got admitted during Nwanze's tenure and the difference in the two tenures is very clear. if the school isn't rank first, maybe that isn't priority to Prof Oshodi.

I am happy he was able to correct some things in the system. e.g
it was only in Uniben that a non-native get admission before a native even when the native has a better qualification. nobody be dey send u, who know u ( I was a victim)
It was only in uniben that for over 30 years of existence, non-natives were the VCs, this would not happen in the west, east, south or North of this country.
so if u are angry that we, the binis are happy,then i can't help ur situation. This is what is obtainable everywhere in the country, we have be very liberal before now and it hasn't helped us in anyway. if we can't win away, we should win at home. We dey hold our side, make ena no vex.

Emasel:
UNIBEN has been turned to a "Bini" School.

SMH...

I just hope this does not bring down the standards of our great school.

75% of non-academic staff of the University of Benin are Binis and now,this has been extended to academic staff recruitment and selection.

Some of my colleagues who made First Class and applied for Graduate Assistant were denied,rather a bini boy with a 2.1 was taken as Graduate assistant,that goes to show the level of discrimination and nepotism in the University of Benin. This is just one of many cases....

Talk about admission of new students via Post UTME and DE,UNIBEN was once notable for admitting students based on Merit,but since the era of the last VC(a Bini man),such standards has been compromised.

I recall when me and my friends were admitted into UNIBEN in 2007,all we did was write our Post UME and by virtue of us beating the cut-off marks for our choice courses,we all got admitted into our chosen disciplines without any LONG-LEG or CONNECTION whatsoever. I'm afraid,that trend has changed over the years with UNIBEN now being politicized and dominated by some corrupt "Binis".

The University is an academic institution,although some level of internal politics cannot be taken away from it,but I believe academic excellence should be top priority,and with the way our amiable institution" The University of Benin" is going,I fear the high academic standards once associated with this great school will drop in no distant time.

u are a dreamer. your middle name, I suppose is Joseph

Prof Oshodi, congrats and thank you for making us proud.

I will change nigerians' mindset and our value.

We celebrate people without knowing the source of their wealth.
We look down on people dat are sweating it out( e.g a gate man or a conductor) to make a living and we worship fraudsters because they drive big cars and live in big house.
We blame our leaders of corruption and embezzlement while during campaign majority is fighting to collect bags of rice, clothe,etc from the same people without asking where the money is coming from and how the man will get back his money.
When a man holds a position without embezzlement, a good major of our society call the person a fool.
If my tribal person steals, he is only being smart and if he is not, he is a thief.
So I think our major problem is our thought pattern and wrong value system.

hifaif: PROF. WOLE SOYINKA:

Black Africa's first Nobel prize winner in Literature (1986).

A man who was put in solitary confinement for calling for ceasefire during the Nigerian civil war.

A fearless man who gave IBB sleepless nights.

A man who brought the idea of the Road Safety Corps.

A man who co-founded the Pyrate Confraternity to fight for the rights of students on campus

A man who got a death sentence in absentia for being an unrepentant critic of the Abacha regime.

A man who was the loudest at criticizing Olusegun Obasanjo.

A man who has always spoken for the masses

This is a man that knows what we are saying.

Ojukwu that made children lost their parents and parents lost their children but couldn't loss his life for what he started and what he believed in.

WE ARE JUST TOO BLIND IN THIS COUNTRY.
So if u were born a yoruba man, Awolowo would hv been an hero on ur list and OJukwu won't have. U can see our level of reasoning.
When u don't think right, u can't live right.

A hero (masculine) or heroine (feminine) (Ancient Greek: ἥρως, hḗrōs) refers to characters who, in the face of danger and adversity or from a position of weakness, display courage and the will for self-sacrifice—that is, heroism—for some greater good of all humanity. This definition originally referred to martial courage or excellence but extended to more general moral excellence

So with this understanding, let return to our list and critical evaluate our list and u will realise that they were all fighting for themselves and not u for ur good.

Kunleskey: Let's stop deceiving ourself Nigeria did not have any hero.. We only have big men and they are not great men but a failure...

God will richly bless you. Nigerians are too sentimental, tribal conscious and religious that they can see things as they are.