Awa arawa, we we. fawu dey eat fawu intestine.

insult on babatofu, haaa!!!!! adegini? adewhat? babatofu is in diffrent class compare to ade. agueably the most technical player in the english league

The question my people is HOW CAN YOU MANAGE TO KISS YOU MADAM WITH MOUTH ODOUR?

The answer is as simple. Via Bluetooth or infra lol

@mikkyangel

I was thinking of moving to poland next year but have concerns on what city to live in. i had warsaw in expensive as well krakow but i need info on what are the prices of accomodation there and living expencies? could you please reply to my email famoussacred@yahoo.com as i need to realy talk to someone b4 i relocate.

God almighty, Babe you can not tell me you are not a writer. i dont know what your job is but i dnt think you can be better in anything. you are MWEH. Ones again you make me a pround nigerian. We dey read papper here evry day and i thought we have good writer here in UK but girl. U 2 MUCH Guarantee.

@ hbrednic

thank you, i actually just need to know a safer city, apart from that i should be fine,if you can link me with him that will be great at least if he can tell me where too and not to go etc.

@brownbonno
Do you have problem understanding English? i ask for advice does not mean i don't have a right to choice, and in this case i am not asking for advice on that issue, i am only asking people who currently lives in poland where is the safest city, what has that got to do with the last decision i made and by the way, what gives you the right to think i have to take the advice you give, if i have to then it shouldint be call advice, it should instead be called command.
ANY ONE IN POLAND, PLS?

@funkybaby
@brownbono
hi, you guys suprise me a bit with your comment most especially funkybabe, what exactly did you not understand? back in January i ask the house for advice on my relationship with my partner. a polish citizen? am an overstayer at that time with no criminal record, i made several effort to get married here in the UK but could not, i also have asked my partner to go to Nigeria before hand to prove how we met before marriage.
Some people adviced me not to go to Nigeria because it may be difficult to pass trough the airport and adviced me to go to COE. SOME SAID I ONLY HAVE ONE OPTION, TO GO BACK AS ITS MORE DIFFICULT TO GET MARRIED AT THE COE NOW. i cant remember what your advice was at that time but its definitely one of both.
i made attempts of getting married at the COE but its a complete story, they actually ask for my legal status and told me to go to the HO AND APPLY FOR A RIGHT TO STAY BEFORE I CAN GET MARRIED IN CHURCH. In this case i was left with one option. GO BACK HOME. I dint have a passport as it was stolen sometimes. i went to the high commission and i was told to get a police report. i dint want to do this for a reason all of you understand. i have my fake passport i have been using for work for over 6 years and after seeking advice, i was told they don't check you if you are going out. the mistake i made was that, all the people that adviced me have original passport so i should not be asking them.
OK, i went and was arrested by a Nigerian woman as she claimed. i was imprisoned and my partner gave birth while in prison. after serving my time i was serve with intention to make deportation order and i appealed against it. i appled for bail and was granted.
i have since then been living with same partner who stand as my surety. although pregnant, sh visits me every week throughout my time in jail.
I have recently being told that the deportation order is on hold for a reason the case worker can not explain, so things are looking good
in regards to her leaving me, although woman can not be trusted (NO OFFENCE FUNKYBABY AND ALL WOMAN) I CAN SAY THAT I TRUST HER, SHE STOOD BY ME WHILE IN PRISON AND HAS DONE ALL SHE COULD. EVEN IF SHE LEAVES NOW, I CAN NOT BLAME HER. SHE HAS DONE WELL. Moreover i will not be fighting deportation if not for my daughter and the love i have for my partner. i will go back to Nigeria today if she said its over and i will be just fine. i can not continue staying here illegal even if i don't have her, its totally a waste of time, precious time. i just have to do what is good for my child so she can have both parent raising her.

In regards to inquiring about poland, i am a man that is always ready for the worst. just in-case they said they have to deport me. i will go to poland and after three years i will gain my citizenship and if i still want, i will come back to UK.

IN THE MEAN TIME, ANY ONE LIVING IN POLAND, PLEASE SHARE YOUR EXPERIENCE.

REGARDS

i have been living with my partner for almost three years now. we have made several attempts to get married here but its not working. even COE wont let us get married. we decided to go to Nigeria to get married but i was arrested at the airport in possession of fake passport and was imprison. now with criminal record and a child, they are trying to deport me. i have prayed and of course believe in GOD but some time you don't know how GOD do his work. if its deportation, i cant change it. am just getting ready for the worst

hi my fellows, is there any nigerian out there in poland, please i need info on a possible city to live in. i am currentry in the uk fighting deportation. my partner is from poland and i am thinking of moving there if the decision was to deport me. at least in three years i will get my pol citizenship and can come back to the uk. i am just concern as polls are more racist than any country in the world and i am confuse on what city is a bit safer. i know warsaw is more likely but its also expensive as my partner claim. krakow is another option with many blacks but my partner said its too danger there. can any one advise. await reply

thank you very much londoncool and brownbonno. i making arrangment to get married now in church. i alo pray and i think that God will help.

fenks? does that mean i can put in application now for eea family member?

@brownbonno

i was arrested at the airport with fake naija pali , i was traveling with my partner for the wedding and was sent to prison for 5months

now on immigration bail awaiting the hearing. my girl gave birth while in prison. what are my chance? can i still put in application to the BIA for EEA FAMILY PERMIT WHILE WAITING DECISION ON MY CASE? IF YOU HAVE YAHOO MESSANGER FAMOUSSACRED@YAHOO.COM AM ON-LINE

@BROWNBONNO

EVEN WITH CRIMINAL RECORD?

my friend its a long story, i am willing to share with the house as soon as am through. i am still in the UK now with my partner nursing our new baby girl.
as you will know, its not very save to post all stuff on a place like this as those intelligence check sites like this to improve theire services. could you (LONDONCOOL) leave me your email so i can explain things to you and maybe you can advice.  famoussacred@yahoo.com

hi, thank God for you, i am sincerely happy with goodnews like this. just a few question if you don't mind. where is your wife from originally? is she or EU national? have you come to the UK before? and how long did you apply before you were interviewed/

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GOD, i am always happy for the kind of youths we have in this country call Nigeria, guys, just checkout how talented guys and gals are. DAYOKANU, welldone. having red all your posts and views. GOD know you are all right. if we hold the NFA responsible, was it not thesame NFA we had when we were doing well. and for dayokanu that thinks we really haven't donewell to be precise, he is also right statistically. The NFA should free the firm, football is not politics but i also think the Nigerian players don't have the multivation to go farer than where they stooped. for someone like yakubu who has been highest goal scorer for all the clubs he had played for in england, he should do better than what we see. on a good day Nigeria should be able to win Ghana with a man down but with Ghana having a man down still winning Nigeria, the players i don't think were serious enough. See, all the present Nigerian players are playing base on history that was built by another squad, they should create their own history. Another thing i noticed was that the mildfield of Nigeriawas not as it use to be. the only reason Nigeria kills people thosedays was the power in the mildfield. keshi, oliseh, okocha, kanu, amokachi. but now, not to say etuhu and co is bad but need to really improve. players of their quality don't realy play for Nigeria in does days. i don't know why. and for Betti he should be sacked not base on the performances alone, he doesint have history in football coaching. he is technically deficient. even if he stay, he wont make any good to our football. he should have been sign in the first place. sorrybBetti v

nop i want a door to door service

u try?

hey fellow nairaland. i was trying to make my best 11 youngest team in the world and think you guys can help me out. could you also please state their position(wing) as you name them as i don't want to have 6 mildfielders in 11 players. we have the likes of, john obi mikel, fabrigas, denilson, diabi,ASHLEY YOUNG, diara, senderos, clichy, sagna, ebue, nani, ronaldo,anderson,evra,rooney, agbolahan, robinho, giovani, messi, djuru,kalou,lennon, etc. please no player above the age of 23.

what if i want to ship my goods from the UK to nigeria, do you have a representatives here is the uk?

why would people need connection to get their country passport. naa waooo shei

HAPPY FOR YOU M8. TIWA NAA ADEOO. WAS IT HARD AND HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE. COULD YOU MAIL ME AS SOON AS YOU GET IN SO WE CAN HAVE A VERBAL CONVERSATION SO AS TO TELL ME ON WHAT I SHOULD BE EXPECTING ON THE INTERVIEW. famoussacred@yahoo.com

@funkybabe
thank you for the advice, i really appreciate that. i have had many legal advice as i mentioned but they all contradict. don't really have too much to stay long in Nigeria but would prefer the better chance. its just too obvious that i am not willing to continue my illegal stay here but don't really know a way of getting married here and don't know what the chances are. i cant just go to the CEO and tell them i want to get married without knowing a single doctrine about the chrch. you guys should pray 4 me ooo as thats the only hope now.

thanks, there are regular email communication bettween me and ma gal, also,there is also a regular fone call from her landline to a mobile fone in naija ,ass are proves of communication. i also have a well running bank account in 9ja. talking about the jobs and stuff, that will be taking care off wen i get back. i also can get a letter confirming a job offer from a reputable company , would that be of any help? hope too much readiness will not cos suspect? advice please

vicjustice, you de make sense gba!!! isoko people go say otioboke. meaning clap for him

no team does well with the kind of midfielders we have. it doesing seems like 9jerian team. every thing about the midfield was wrong. are there no good players in that country anymore? moreover what is yakubu doing there? this is not premiership that he gets in between the whites, these are his fellow blacks and ready for the challenge. he need dietician. too fat for the game.

funkybabe, thanks for the advice but seems to be having problems understanding what your advice is. do you suggests i get married here? and if so, i do i go about it. i have paid 8 diffrent lawyers on this case for legal advice and got 8 diffrent advice. that leave me confused. although my visa has expired but my pasport is not and as you mentioned b4 its only people with TC that they fingerprint not with passport. hopefully i will be lucky this time to go without being caught. i am absolutely tired of staying here illegal. need to do something in another 8weeks. please advise.

MEN, `Y`? UNA MEAN SAY UTAKA AND ODEWENGE NO-GO FIT TAKE ON COLO, DIS NO BE POMPEY VERSUS ARSENAL OOH. COLO IN TROUBLE. FOOTBALL HAS NOTING TO DO WITH FAITH, ITS PERFORMANCE AND I SURE SAY THE ONLY TREAT FOR 9JA NA GHANA. WATCHOUT. 3-1 TO EAGLES AGAINST DROGBA &CO BLESS