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robinhood1712:
after getting a girl's phone number with this your approach, how soon do I call her and how do I get her to see me as a valuable friend, cos even after the fun conversation, I'm still a stranger and she still won't stop acting like her time is gold.......seriously awaiting your reply.

You have to call her and then set up a meet. Simple. I'm creating a Whatsapp group where I will teach the basics of meeting girls in the daytime and share my experiences/success stories. Along with a few of my secret techniques (Which I will never post on this page).

I'd like to see interest in the comments below...then I drop the link. It might be the only free Whatsapp group I ever do.

I use the Greeting + Question + Comment + Joke format.

I simply GREET her with a "Hey" or an "Excuse me."

Then I drop this CURIOSITY HOOK, "Just quickly ....Maybe I shouldn't ask you this because I might regret it." She/They will always ask you what it is. The 'Just quickly' serves as a time deflection to get you in.
It's also good for joining them if they're sitting

Then you go into a QUESTION e. g "Just quickly, How do I tell a girl I'm not interested without hurting her feelings?" I use that one a lot.

Then I simply COMMENT on their response, then turn into a joke that gets them laughing. e. g They usually advise me to just tell her outright and I comment that I'm impressed by their selfishness (yeah sarcasm) Then I start calling them bad girls...you guys are trouble, I have to run from you guys oh (in a joking manner) They are always laughing and smiling large.

Infact I used this format on a couple of girls some hours ago.

Nihilist:
Who is this one again forming praise singer?

No need for the smiley, you're really pained. Your worst miscalculation was saying that coaches don't affect team success. Even going as far as to mention Fergie and Sam Allardyce in the same sentence.

Bro... take the L.

Take it.

It took your mama nine months to make it.

Dho sneh.... Dho finishing.

randomperson:
You deserve a medal for displaying this degree of stupidity.

If we're comparing the players by position, real Madrid have had a better team for the past three years. Yet in that time, barca has won two league titles.

And it's just plain foolhardiness to attempt to argue that coaches don't affect the success of their team. The mere fact that some coaches are sought after more than others rubbishes that position. Ferguson is better than allerdyce. If Ferguson is your coach, you're more likely to win trophies than if allerdyce or Moyes was your coach.

By all parameters , Messi is better and has achieved more than Ronaldo. If you don't like it,locate a river close by and do the needful

Poor Nihilist...

Going through so much pain to uplift the name of a Ronaldo who doesn't know he exists.

randomperson:
Anyone with a basic understanding of football knows that a team is more than two or three players. Xavi and iniesta were better than their equivalent at Madrid but so were casillas, Alonso and Marcelo. In fact the gap between casillas and Valdez was more than the one BTW iniesta and ozil.
And it's hypocrisy to argue about quality of players while ignoring quality of coaches.

Ronaldo has been coached by Ferguson- the most successful coach ever, by mourinho, benitez, ancelloti. BTW them they have 7 UCL trophies and only two of them were won while coaching Ronaldo.

And then there's Messi, who has been coached by rijkaard, pep, Enrique, Martin,, Tito. Between them, they have four UCL trophies, and all were won while coaching Messi. So ,no Messi, no trophy.

Don't lemme even get started with league titles. The L's you have amassed today is enough to last you a lifetime

Nihilist, take it.

it took your mama nine months to make it.

Dho sneh, Dho finishing...

Nihilist right now..

Learn From Women's Own Tricks

I remember when I was a still a loser with women. Women would manipulate you, make you their slaves, have you bend over backwards for them, and then as a reward might give you a platonic hug (which you would take as the greatest gift you could ever receive), and then run off with some jerk? And then she'd continue to use you......

Well, women have their charm together. They know how to work it, they're just natural Don Juans. They have tricks to make guys fall at their feet. The difference between females and male Don Juan's is that women are natural at it, but because of this, they don't notice when others are using their very own tricks on THEM!

Guys, however, because they have had to learn the tricks manually, are much better at seeing and stopping the tricks. You too, can learn how to step out of blue ball territory and reverse the roles.

But, what are these tricks that women are so good at using?

Let's see...

-"I think she likes me!!" Remember thinking that? When a girl, in whom you had NO interest in whatsoever, started to show interest, suddenly your mind burst with wonder. Just because you THOUGHT HE LIKED YOU, YOU STARTED TO LIKE HER!

I have had this happen to me countless times. About 95% of the girls that I had crushes on, I only had crushes on them because I thought they had crushes on me in the first place!

However, the most important thing is that I THOUGHT they had crushes on me. I wasn't SURE. And this drove me crazy. I was suddenly incredibly interested in her, and tried my hardest to make her like me. Already I was her puppet.

USE THIS! Make women think "He's interested in me!" and then make them think twice "or is he....?" by the time they're wondering "or is he?", they've already started to be interested in you. However, this interest will fade the MOMENT that they are CERTAIN you are interested in them -- unless you play your cards right. Timing is everything, mystery is even more.

Shelia25:
A man should not be the first one to say "I love you? " Men have always and will always be the ones to chase after women, not vice versa like your posts seem to mislead. Also, not all of these intelligent generalisations would work for all women. Each woman is a distinct individual.

Yup, this is what I'm talking about. If you're a guy and you just want bad advice about women, just ask either your mum, your sister or any lady.

You'll thank me later...

foladj:
U no see as Madrid thread dry?

Ronaldo fans don come build house for Dis thread. LoL

Ronaldo fans abeg make ina go back to their Real Madrid thread. Is it by force to discuss with you guys?....

unclemica:
bro, I was the guy that told you about the girl that refused to kiss me almost 3 times I try to kiss her and after some days wen I was going to read I saw her seating down when she first see me she smile at me but when I come closer to greet her she start to form serious telling me I should not disturb her that she is reading. after a week or two weeks I can't remember again, I gave her two miss call but she didn't pick and she didn't return the call and I haven't chat her on WhatsApp. but before she normally return my call but she always return my chat. after the last miss call I gave her I haven't call again, because according to the rule you said we should only call when we want to see the girl or set a date. unlike before I normally called to know how her day went and to gist with her on phone. but there is one thing after since I met this girl we have seen like two times that was after I met her new she start to give excuse after the second met. but I suspect while she always give excuse because after the last met she said I should buy for her coke to drink but I refused to buy it but I later buy the coke for her when we come back from easter break that was when we are preparing for exam I was just passing by and I see her reading we talk a bit cracking joke she said I should buy her coke that was when I bought the coke for her. anytime I tell her let see she always bring up excuse but what surprised me about her is that anytime she see me even though she is with someone she will stop and greet me very well I don't know if am the one making the mistakes and I want to call her so that we can see. Bro, tell me what to do in every stage so that I will even make love to her.

Ok... obviously you're scared of approaching her cause you have one-itis.

The simplest way out is to approach her DIRECTLY. You say that she has been giving you excuses so calling her won't yield any results, neither will texting her because you don't have RAPPORT (i.e comfort)

So what you should do is download my social proof pdf. There's a method there. If this girl sees you making a girl laugh before you approach her then you have all the social proof you need. Then simply walk up to her and build Rapport.

Get the Social Hacks here.. for those who haven't... https://files.fm/u/5kdk7mh8

flawlessT:
You can try ursef oo drop ur contact instead

You look sweet and innocent but something tells me you're not. Anyway it's 08135833359. Try not to text me too much..

MEETING THE PRESS

Sammy: On arriving at the centre I took my seat on the table, facing the journalists and media who began shooting their questions.

"Welcome to Dean Court, Sammy."

"Thank you very much."

"Alright, Sammy, let's begin the questions. First, what are your long-term plans and short-term plans for Villa, if any?"

"Our goal this season would be to avoid relegation but I have my own plans. In time, I hope to make Bournemouth the greatest club in the history of football, just like Alex Ferguson did with Manchester United."

"A little bit too ambitious, don't you think?"

"Maybe, but that's just my beliefs. It'll be up to me and the team to see if we can accomplish that or not."
"What kind of football would you want your side to play?"

"Football is all about entertainment and that's what I intend to provide for the Bournemouth fans."

"What can we expect from you in the transfer market? Are there any positions you want to strengthen?"

"Hm, let's see.... I told you my game is about entertainment. Ronaldinho told me he's interested in working with me, he has already arrived."

"Alright, thank you for answering our questions, Sammy. Good luck to you and Bournemouth."

BREAKING NEWS: Bournemouth Appoints New Gaffer

The first piece of news came from AFC Bournemouth's official Twitter @AFCBOfficial: "Sammy Erenst set to join Bournemouth. More to come..."

A few minutes later and it was announced on the official AFC bournemouth website and Twitter that Sammy Erenst was set to become the new manager of the English club and retweeted 125,326 times.

The 45 year old English-Indonesian had earlier on expressed his desire to manage in the premier league after leading Al-Hilal to their fifth consecutive Asian Champions League title.

Fans are glad that the club got Sammy despite heavy interests in him from CSKA Moscow and Leverkusen.
Sammy will start duties as Bournemouth manager effective immediately.

Shock as AFC Bournemouth Board cleans out Coaching Staff

The Football world was left in a state of shock earlier today as the AFC Bournemouth board chairmanned by Jeff Mostyn initiated the mass clearance of the manager and coaches - The reason why they did this has not yet been confirmed. Journalists say that this could spark a chain reaction at the club as many players will want to leave.

It is said that the board have put together a shortlist as to who will take the reigns as the new boss already. It is believed that the unsettled West Ham boss: Slaven Bilic could be on this list.

The fans are expecting capable replacements.

flawlessT:

"WE DO IT in bed, WE DO IT on the sofa, WE DO IT on the table, WE EVEN DO IT in the car. Yup... we LOVE TEXTING.

So why don't you drop me your whatsapp contact. You may find it easy to text me. I wonder if you will spend more time texting me than with your BF ...or not.

Op just trying to form troublesome and controversial but deep inside she's quiet and sweet.

Don't reply me @sexybbstar

Nma27:
Rara o

Don't get excited girl.. tell me, are you as interesting as you look :-)

sexybbstar:
Yes you are.... But I think there are more handsome guys Sha. But I think you are hot but not the hottest.....

Nice dp sexybbstar but tell me something... Are you as interesting as you look? ...Try not to reply

flawlessT:
Hahahahahaha.... E go be

Okay stop hitting on me... at least lemme slide into your DM first :-)

shinarlaura:
Thank you

Little girl, your head will be bursting now. Don't get too excited tho... Even though you have like the best smile I've seen on nairaland...(counts fingers) okay fourth actually.

You may now lemme slide into your DM. Try not to reply.

ogorwyne:
I love this thread

Girls like this be looking sweet and innocent but deep down inside they are hard asses

DavidTheGeek:
Did you read this thread from beginning?

I doubt you did or at least you skipped some pages.

I've said it before, if a girl doesn't know your name, tell her!

Some girls simply have low sense of humour and in fact sometimes the fault is from you - trying to make a joke at the wrong time.

I met a girl on a chat site. I just came online and saw she was online, it was mid-night so i sent her a message asking her why she's disturbing the whole neighborhood with that her Chinese phone. I told her she woke me up when she started typing on her phone.

She was "lol-ing".

When it was time for me to go offline, i told her i'd have given her my number but she seems like the kinda girl that would call a guy at odd hours of the day!

She said she's not that kind of girl.

I told her to promise me she won't disturb my line, she promised. Of course i still didn't give her. I spinned it. Told her lemme have her number instead and she gave me.

Later that day i called her (forget about waiting for 2 days to call! She most likely will have forgotten you if you didn't make a strong impression. In fact depending on how you got her number, you can even call her while she's standing with you or just turning to leave), she asked who's this.. i told her a funny line i had used on her online and she was laughing, now she knew who it was.

At the end of the call, she asked for my name so she could save my number. I told her i can't tell her my name yet, she should save it with anything and she said she'll save it with "funny guy".

Now compare my story with yours!

How did you even get her number in the first place without building rapport and standing out?

You said "she doesn't understand your fun jabs" - Are you sure they are really fun? If they are, she has no sense of humour, you shouldn't waste your time with such girls - you'll end up trying hard to sound funny.

When next you call her, just be calm and flow naturally.

Is she on Whatsapp? If yes, chat her up instead.

There are some girls that flow well on chat than on call, some flow well on call than chat. Some flow well when you meet them one on one.

So, try all avenues.

Nice advice ...thumbs up

unclemica:
Sorry for disturbance, there is a girl in my department she is my junior I like her but I have not tell. She always reply my chat anytime we chat but she always give excuse anytime I tell her let see. There is a day after am done reading as I was going to hostel I saw her in one class watching movies with her tab, so I went and join her we gist and we laugh I also touch her but when I want to kiss her she just removed her face and smile, after some time I try again she did d same thing and third time I try to kiss her she bend down her face and start laughing, she was laughing and she said that she will shout rape she was just saying it as a joke. I see her today she smiled at me as I go closer to greet her I first look inside one class before I came closer to her, but she didn't give me attention again she was just forming busy with her book, when I touch her  bag she told me to stay one place that I should go and see the person I want to see, I became surprised the person that just smiled at me. I just stand and leave..I don't know the cause of her anger today maybe I was suspecting the time I look inside that class before coming closer to her and some guys are approaching her.. please tell me what to do I want this girl to fall in love with me?

Hey guys I'm back... At least for now.... so post your questions...As for the Social Proof hacks. I've taken the download link down after sending it to the first twenty persons...I will send it for the last time THIS WEEK FRIDAY before permanently taking it off the internet forever.

So simply follow me and mail me to get it.

As for you Unclemica, what you have is called a High value problem. You are trying to speed things up.. you probably make a big leap cause touching is in stages. Try this next time.

1. Touch her 'accidentally' or using excuses. like pretending to remove something from her hair only for you to pull it back behind her ear and touch her neck. It's a big turn on for ladies.

2. Touch her when she's laughing and then release the touch. Don't spend all day holding her hand. Her attraction for you will suddenly plummet from 100 to -1000

I agreed to release Charm bullet 3, yes. I'm about to do so but first I need to do some approaches so I can analyse them here. That and I've been real busy.

flawlessT:
I must reply oooo ... I'm coming back to reply you

Alright...since you're so eager, I just mailed you. Don't get excited sha.

I can't see their faces so this information is useless.

Jodista123maria:
hahaha

Jodista, tell me...are you as interesting as you look?

FlawlessT.... Tell me, are you as interesting as you look? Try not to reply

Let's create a new secret thread somewhere now oh cause I can see a flood coming in......

E nor go better for Juventus, you know you can't defeat real Madrid, you just had to eliminate the one team that could do the job. idiot's... just like athletico.

So that's it about First Impressions. I will be dropping the CHARM BULLET #3: HOW TO INTRODUCE YOURSELF TO A WOMAN IN A WAY THAT INSTANTLY TURNS HER ON soon.
The Social Proof hacks giveaway is still on (even though it has kept me busy lol) Simply follow and mail me to get it.

All those following me will receive the mail tomorrow morning

africanman85:
Pls I need drills to use on this kind of situation to make her fall and not to friend zone me.

There are various tools to use. You can even friendzone her first with a 'lets just be friends' statement (I've broken the toughest gals with this) or a 'I would have been all over you if I was into light skinned girls (or whatever trait she has)'. Then setup a meet with her. If you keep chatting with her, you are going to fall into a type of zone worst than friend zone i.e The text buddy zone. Follow me and mail me for some tips and texts you can use.