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Crime / Re: Car Snatcher Shot Dead At Kubwa, Abuja by Novice1(m): 8:22pm On Dec 04, 2012
otokx: Each time one is shot all the others run away.

Robbers are the ultimate cowards. They always fight a one-sided battle. They have to out number, outgun or outwit their victim. Once they have the slightest inkling that the balance of the scale is about to tip, they take to their heels.

Thats why I support gun licensing in Naija so we can be sending the morafuggas to h*ll one at a time.
Travel / Re: Lagos - A Rising International Tourist & Business Destination (pics) by Novice1(m): 2:00pm On Dec 04, 2012
Where is ajegunle , oshodi, ojota refuse dump, ? U dont just judge a city by a one sided picture album
Politics / Re: Policies And Factors That Are Killing Our Country!! by Novice1(m): 4:41pm On Dec 01, 2012
Discovery of Oil is the single most destructive thing to befall Nigeria
Car Talk / Re: Fixing Of Aircon In A Car That Does Not Come With Factory Fitted Aircon. by Novice1(m): 6:30pm On Nov 29, 2012
speeka: Hello N/landers,
I just bought a golf 3 with engine capacity of 1.6,without Aircon.But am considering fixing an aircon
on the car,but pple say its not advisable as it could damage the engine since it didnt come with it.

pls is there anyone in the house who has done this before and was there any effect on the engine.

i need your advice pls.the car has all the ac controls.

I did the same with a Golf 3 that has a bigger engine, and got nothing but a cocktail of problems.

Increased fuel consumption, frequent problems with the installed a/c, and possibly early engine problems.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Gold Bugatti $ 2 Millions VS $1/day To Feed Hungry Kids In Sudan. by Novice1(m): 6:31pm On Nov 27, 2012
Human Vanity. And the owner will still die and leave the car.

Front Page Pls.
Fashion / Re: Top 3 Factors That Makes A Woman Sexy? by Novice1(m): 7:28pm On Nov 26, 2012
@->Backyard (not too freakingly oversize like those people own)
@->Chesters (the more they are pointing away from the ground, the better)
@->Hips (A must, I am a freak for wide hipped babes)
@->Passable face

@->and, best of All, CHARACTER
Religion / Re: The Ten Commandments Of Human Relations by Novice1(m): 7:21pm On Nov 26, 2012
Peter pan: 1. Speak to people,
2. Smile at people.
3. Call people by name.
4. Be friendly and helpful.
5. Be cordial.
6. Have a genuine interest in people.
7. Be generous with praise.
8. Be considerate of the feelings of others.
9. Be toughtful of the opinion of others.
10. Be alert to give service.

If you have any commandment in mind kindly comment, thanks

Did you by any chance plagiarise this from Dale Carnegie's "How to Make Friends and Influence People"?

If so, you need to credit the source.
Politics / Re: Faulty Conveyor-belts & Fans At Refurbished Lagos Airport Terminal by Novice1(m): 7:19pm On Nov 26, 2012
geez*:
As usual

See her face

Witch eyes
Properties / Re: Lagos Real Estate/ Omonile Land Scams Exposed! Learn how not to be Conned by Novice1(m): 7:04pm On Nov 26, 2012
john_shagb: pls who actually read this thing?

I did. And believe me you should too.

We need to keep in check those lazy, fraudulent and good-for-nothing guys that fleece people off their hard-earned money in land scams.

Keep up the good work, Lawyer.

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Romance / Re: Things Men Do Better Than Women by Novice1(m): 1:14pm On Nov 26, 2012
This is a chauvinistic thread. Mod pls close it.

And, by the way, I am a man.

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Crime / Re: Policeman Molests Woman In Presence Of Baby by Novice1(m): 6:14pm On Nov 24, 2012
GARRI (x7):

What's an administrative trial??

If he has a record of molesting women why didn't they discipline him before now? We've got too many rotten eggs in the Police... angry

"Man know man" trial
Politics / Re: Mark Leads FG Delegation To Vatican by Novice1(m): 6:08am On Nov 24, 2012
EStacode galore!!!
Politics / Re: JTF Declares Boko Haram Top Guns Wanted; N50m Bounty For Abubakar Shekau by Novice1(m): 6:06am On Nov 24, 2012
lots of jobless/greedy fellows salivating over easy money. Youths of Nigeria!!!!!!!
Politics / Re: Jail Is Too Good For Nigerian Pastors by Novice1(m): 4:42pm On Nov 22, 2012
masotemi: [color=#006600][/color][sub][/sub]

Thanks for your write up on the above topic. I just want to make the following input:
* So many members of these churches are not illiterates and neither are they bereft of logical reasoning as some bloggers assume most often in their comments and contributions to issues concerning the church
* Erudite academicians, accomplished lawyers and reputable business personality and enterpreneurs who are rational decision makers form a large nucleus of members of these churches and have a right on how their resources are deployed
* Let me quickly add that not all members of these churches are politicians or government or private sector employees that acquire their wealth through dubious/corrupt means
* If an individual can own a private/personal car rather than using publicly provided means of transportation, what is the difference in owning a private jet?
* Most often we misdirect our energies to churches and leave out government/agencies that are primarily responsible for our well being.
* How many of the good deeds and charitable works of these churches are given prominence in our newspapers, rather we have to "mobilize" reporters to feature such events in their newspapers!
* Lagos/Ibadan expressway would have remained a forest/den of armed robbers if the churches had not taken the initiatives to open up the area! Punch Newspapers would have taken their Head Office elsewhere not this same axis that was opened up by religious organisations that ventured to "invest members" money in putting up infrastructures in this neglected area !
Just my thoughts.

beating around the bush, begging the question and not talking about the issues raised!!!
Career / Re: Two Fox News Anchors Resign Live On Air by Novice1(m): 3:43pm On Nov 22, 2012
Mustay: They were not being "ethical" as they claimed by reporting the irregularities of the company on the public domain. Anyway, it's not new for us to see reporters/journalists talk about the 'bad experiences' they once had but it's a misuse of platform too to announce their resignation to viewers on the platform they paid not for - they must pay for that airtime tongue

They attempted to seek the sympathy of clients they had 'garnered' whilst working with the station - hence, these viewers will follow them to their next base. . . UNETHICAL PRACTICES!


This generation is witnessing different breaches of protocol when it comes to employment contract these days - from announcing resignation on facebook to the twitter scandal that occured recently. . .

You sound like a CEO or top mgt of a media house

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Career / Re: Two Fox News Anchors Resign Live On Air by Novice1(m): 3:41pm On Nov 22, 2012
KingPradas: Wetin consign naija for fox news anchor.

Our media staff (print, radio and TV)can learn from the principles exhibited b these 2 courageous individuals.

90% of the "news" on some media in Nigeria is Half truths, masked truths and at times outright lies.

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Politics / Re: Nigeria Ranked Worst Place To Be Born In 2013 by Novice1(m): 9:36am On Nov 22, 2012
solomon111: Go to hell with your useless post.
Why not pray to be born in pakistan,or afghanistan.
Moronn

Don't shoot the messenger.....

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Politics / Re: Presidential Media Chat On 18th November 2012 by Novice1(m): 9:47pm On Nov 18, 2012
Revolva: “I even eat two times a day, breakfast and dinner; and the food I eat is not very expensive,” President Jonathan.

Fuel queues: The president returns the question to the journalist – “I should be asking you why (licences for building of refineries are not used by owners)?” he said. “You are a journalist, you should investigate.”

Dialogue with Boko Haram: “So far, no dialogue is going on with the government and Boko Haram.” – President Jonathan

“God willing, we’ll stop stealing of our crude oil,” President Jonathan.

If these are the exact quotes, am I the only only one seeing the grammatical missiles?
Politics / Re: Presidential Media Chat On 18th November 2012 by Novice1(m): 9:44pm On Nov 18, 2012
abdulkayus: GEJ d trainee president. grin grin

Best Comment so far......
Foreign Affairs / Re: Hamas Military Chief Killed In Israeli Airstrike, War Says Hamas!!! by Novice1(m): 11:42pm On Nov 14, 2012
The OP:

What does this have to do with Islam?

Dont mind him. Just an ignorant echo of imperialist thoughts.

Are Muslims not the victims here?
Travel / Re: Helpful Advice To A Newbie In Lagos by Novice1(m): 2:45pm On Nov 13, 2012
yuzedo: MY ADVICE IS THAT THE JJC SHOULD GO BACK TO HIS GADDEM VILLAGE DAMMIT....

LAGOS IS FULL!!! angry angry angry


I concur. Is Lagos the only habitable place?

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Politics / Re: Would Nigeria Have Been Better With Only One Tribe And Religion? by Novice1(m): 12:16pm On Nov 10, 2012
Even if 160 million of us were from the same father and mother, we would still have created differences in our never ending quest to grab a bigger share than the other person
Politics / Re: Dangote's Committee Raises N11bn For Flood Victims by Novice1(m): 6:41pm On Nov 09, 2012
how much of that figure will go to the real victims?
Politics / Re: Dino Melaye Is A Man With No Reputation For Honour Or Decency – Okonjo-iweala by Novice1(m): 7:56pm On Nov 08, 2012
tpia1: did the husband ask for your opinion?


i'm sure if they ask now, you dont have either a girlfriend or wife.

not to mention nobody knows you?

meaning you're a nonentity, in case you dont get it.

If you are a hippo/elephant hybrid like her, gat no time for ya, woman.
Politics / Re: USA to Consider Export Of Light Sweet, Death To Nigerian Oil!!! by Novice1(m): 7:53pm On Nov 08, 2012
About time. May be when oil is no longer lucrative globally, we will come back to our senses and thing of how to move forward without it.
Politics / Re: Video Of Proceedings In A Sharia Court In Nothern Nigeria by Novice1(m): 7:48pm On Nov 08, 2012
The subtitling is not a correct translation of what the judge was saying.

Why give Islam a bad name just to hang it?
Politics / Re: Dino Melaye Is A Man With No Reputation For Honour Or Decency – Okonjo-iweala by Novice1(m): 7:41pm On Nov 08, 2012
234GT: But Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala's husband, a medical doctor in the US, was involved in a horrible sex scandal with a nurse. Make she face her husband joor!

If na you wey ur wife resemble hippo like that, u no go find better thing?
Politics / Re: El-rufai To Okonjo-iweala : Name The Sponsors Or Shut-up by Novice1(m): 7:07pm On Nov 08, 2012
Itoroetti :
Whatz d difference between el rufai and melaye?both political criminals seekng attention that d cant get.they keep jealousing jona's success.

RIP English language

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Nelson Mandela Banknotes Issued In South Africa by Novice1(m): 8:18pm On Nov 06, 2012
nitlad:
The first banknotes featuring the face of Nelson Mandela have gone into circulation in South Africa.

They are the first South African notes to bear the image of a black person - they replace notes with wild animals and rural and industrial scenes.

President Jacob Zuma says the banknotes were a "humble gesture" to express South Africa's "deep gratitude".

Mr Mandela, 94, is one of the world's best loved figures after spending 27 years in prison for fighting apartheid.

Reserve Bank governor Gill Marcus was the first to use the new banknotes when she spent 160 rand, about $18 (£12) on some nuts, beetroot, a watermelon and a cucumber at her local shop in the capital, Pretoria.

She said that Mr Mandela was delighted with the design.

She also noted that South Africa tries to update its currency every seven years for security reasons. The new design includes watermarks and a metal strip, while raised printing was added to assist the visually impaired.

Mr Mandela's face is on one side of all the new banknotes, while the "Big Five" animals - lion, leopard, rhino, buffalo and elephant - remain on the reverse.

He won the Nobel Peace Prize in 1993 for his campaign against white minority rule and was elected president the following year before stepping down after a single term.

Known affectionately by his clan name "Madiba", he has now retired from public life.

Now, thats the stuff with which statesmen are made

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Politics / Re: El Rufai Accuses JTF Of Killing Gen Mohammed Shuwa by Novice1(m): 4:25pm On Nov 05, 2012
rafhell:

here we go again. another cowfucking boko haram apologist.
you know what? go smoke some dried cow-shit. come back to comment

Gat no time for juveniles. My last response to you.
Politics / Re: El Rufai Accuses JTF Of Killing Gen Mohammed Shuwa by Novice1(m): 4:18pm On Nov 05, 2012
You guys should just chill down and dissect the content of the message instead of shooting the messenger.

Even Internatinal Human Rights bodies have recognised JTF's extra-judicial adventures.

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