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modsnightmare:
Oga oo wonders dae say shall never end
Can u believe dat @dunsman was banned from creating, quotina, liking, sharing any topic just because he complained of partiality by d modsmods
Imagine he complained about his booked space been removed at a particular thread and he was banned.
I mean what is going on in this forum??, if you doubt it u can try doing these things with his acct if u will be permitted

Lasticlacla, ishilove, obinoscopy, una well done o, just because u ar d mods u can't be questioned again, how will you now do if u are d president of the country?? later u will say soldiers mis use their powers, u mods dat not soldiers don dae opress person for here, if u con become soldiers nko?? person no fit express his dissatisfactions again

Many pple can testify abt dis, he only complained wic in every reasonable forum members are allowed to do, so must nairaland be different.. U are here to serve us not d other way round if we are disappointed with ur services we have the f*cking ryt to complain!!!

Remember dis forum is like a business, if we don't patronise you how the hell will you be paid?? Or y d hell will we be burning our f*cking data on a site dat gives us dissatisfactions, so whoever did dat to dunsman should remember that we can be d members, but dat doesn't mean we are not educated enough to know our rights!! Not all Nigerians are gullible!!

Well this is d acct detail

Username: dunsman
Password:oluwadunsin

Fellow nairalnders you can try and see for urself how partial d mods are

Hey bro, Nairaland's mode have never been partial or sentimental. So anytime you wanna do anything on nairaland always read the rules and regulations before posting anything okay.

[quote author=STPEACE post=33511293]oya, look at me and tell if i am a virgin or Hmmm

Nairalanders let's hear your thoughts.

Girls why squeezing your face on this thread?

Thank Jesus Christ our God for saving you..

Op this is motor not car.

bewla:
je kan mo

Huh?

Fenebache and Nigerian midfielder Emmanuel Emenike is upset with his club coach for revealing his secret to the media. The striker who told his coach that he was on fast was misquoted by his coach that since its the muslim's fasting period, he was a muslim but Emenike came out to clearify himself by saying he is on the opposite.

“The report that I am now a
Muslim is absolute rubbish and
false. I want the source of the news
to re-address it. I have no reason to
convert to Islam even though I have
lots of Muslim friends. Is there any
big deal observing fasting during
the (Muslim) fasting period?” he
asked rhetorically.
“I am very disappointed seeing the
news going viral because it is
something I told my coach in our
conversation when he asked me a
question and never said I have
become a Muslim. Fasting is not
what everybody should know that
you are doing and it’s very sad
seeing this in the media.”
“I am Catholic, a strong one for that
matter, and I came from Christian
home. I don’t discriminate against
anybody and I believe we are all
equal in the presence of God, so
what is the big deal in fasting? Does
he know how many time I fast to
get closer to God before the fasting
periods? It’s really sad because I
don’t see it as a big deal,” he told
AfricanFootball.com.

Andrew114:
op in summary of the whole thing?

Please try and read cos u re gonna learn a lot if u re above 18.

Religion is a touchy subject for many.And in terms of seduction, it can make even the mostableof seducers confused and frustrated.

But the thing about religious girls, just like feminists, “perfect 10s,”modelsor any other out of the ordinary girl is that at the end of the day –they are still just girls.

They still want to be loved and haveamazing sexand be led by adominant man. So here are the tips;

#1: The Ordinary Girl
This is the run-of-the-mill girl who also happens to be religious. These are the girls who are very similar to non-religious girls. They may go to a religious institution and practice some sort of faith, but that doesn’t really come up in their day-to-day interactions. These girls still take on sexual relationships and party just like anyone else. They are happy to discuss their faith it if it comes up, but it’s never forced upon you. Taking this girl to bed:Proceed with your process as usual, as you shouldn’t really see any hiccups that wouldn’t arise with any other girl

Dating this girl: You should expect the same thing that you would expect out of any average girl. So rather than focusing on her religion, pay attention to things like time orientation and look for characteristics that are important to you.

#2: The Chill Girl Who Used to be Religious
These are the girls who had religion shoved down their throats for most of their life. They’ve decided that they see no personal value in their religion or may even object to specific aspects of their faith. Though these girls are still liberal, they are not quite as liberal as the ordinary girls because they’ll still have remnants of years ofsocial conditioning in their brains.

aking this girl to bed: The usual process will work here again, but these girls are internally looking for some confirmation and reward of their new found liberal mindset.The easiest way to spot this girl is to deep dive her. I assure you that this will be one of the first things that come up if you are a proper conversationalist. It’s important to demonstrate to these girls that you are a man who understands that the expectations that were asked of her were unrealistic, and that you completely accept and applaud the fact that she has decided to enjoy her life. Usually, joking about it or making a light comment is the most effective, as she is not looking for a serious debate, but a fun guy who gets bonus points for understanding her.
These girls can be hard to date because they are often in the “catching up” mentality. They feel like they’ve been repressed for years, so they are often jumping from casual fling to casual fling to gain more experiences and close the gap. You have to be especially chill with this girl, and try to bed her and spend time with her without making any mention of wanting something more serious. Girls know what you’re doing, so if she elects to spend more time with you, there’s a potential for taking things further.But if not… alas, such is life.

#3: The Insecure Girl Who Used to be Religious
These girls also had their faith shoved down their throat, but rather than break away and take it in stride, they feel guilty and worry about being judged for their decision. Leaving a school or quitting a job can be hard, but a religion really is a way of life. So some girls who don’t agree with their own personal faith can feel like they are betraying their family, community, and even part of their own identity.
Taking this girl to bed: These girls are definitely the most unstable in this spectrum. Sometimes they are happy with their decision, and to reassure themselves,they’ll go through periods of extreme promiscuity. And other times they’ll regret their decision, and go through periods of forced celibacy.If you catch them during one of their “on” days/nights, they’ll be fun and flirtatious. And if you deep dive them about the things they believe in, they’ll usually use really strong negative language with regards to religion, like“I hate it” “I can’t believe anyone would fall for that” “Iused to, but I was stupid then.” At this point you should deep dive further and find out whether she is an atheist or other type of religion-hater,or if there’s a different reason. Just asking,“Why do you feel that way?” will do the trick. It’s also worth noting that you’ll rarely find these girls alone due to their emotional volatility.
The easiest way to bed them during these “on” moods is to move as fast as possible. They’ll be looking to get physical quickly and want an intense experience with no regrets. If this girl is an “off” mood, she may flirt with you a bit, but she’ll be guilty and somewhat depressed, so either u will screen her out, or she will reject you when you try to move things forward.

Dating this girl is inadvisable. Unless you want a whirlwind of emotion and the weight of her family and personal life on ur head. And if you do, well, it’ll be ur responsibility to essentially act as her “guide.” She’ll usually accept your date invites out of curiosity or the desire for validation. And if she does, she will be looking to you to give her wisdom on her life problems. This usually ends in her becoming very emotionally attached to u, or with her actually slowly friend-zoning u because she sees you as too valuable a confidante. This instability will only be combined with the fact that she’ll likely still be emotionally immature. Either way, u’ll assume the role of her best friend, because she will either be alienated, or alienate most other people she had as friends. The one religious girl I dated seriously whom I did not consider high-value was one of these girls. It was one of the most difficult and draining periods of my entire life. Though, the solace that I did take was that eventually she recovered emotionally and became quite stable. But this took years, many overly emotional nights, a little therapy, and a lot of personal growth.If you’re up for that all that go for it.

#4: The Questioning Girl
This is the girl who is religious and still actively practices her faith but is wondering she often thinks about the many sexless relationships she’s had, and what might have been had she decided to take the plunge. She feels her sexual desires pressurizing, and is only more confused by how many girls around her talk about their sexual exploits and how amazing it is to do the deed.

Taking this girl to bed: This girl will certainly be a virgin. Unless ure at a high-intermediate or advanced level, chances are you won’t bed this girl on the first night, or the first date (if that’s a different occasion). Your success will really depend on the circumstance. A typical chill date works best, but be ready to persist hard if you want to take things back to your place or her place. An alternative is just to hook up in an unusual place like a park or in an alley. She will be enticed by the excitement, and her automatic response will be shut down, so she’ll do what she actually wants. But this doesn’t always necessarily lead to sex. You can get sexual with her, but she will probably be pretty stalwart in making sure you don’t go further than she’s comfortable with. So if it doesn’t lead to bedding her, be chill about it, and live to fight another day. As you move along this spectrum, the amount of time and resistance, as well as the amount patience on her part, steadily increase.Though, I have talked to some guys, and had an occasion myself, who just kept persisting and persisting, slowly breaking down her defenses until she got what she knew she really wanted. But my skills werelow at that point, so it took me a really longtime, i.e. several hours of physicality. That’s right, hours. So it happens… but prepare for the long haul is you’re just starting out. It’s also important that in setting a sexual frame, you be more chill and subtle about it.

I know many nairaland Girls will be ready for me, but its about learning!!! So guys be ready......

Dryness
Many women experience vaginal dryness at one point or another. In fact, about 1/3 of younger women experience dryness which can cause irritation during sex. The experts suggest longer pre-intimacy (and vibrators, too!)“The Moment” There is a point during sex when women experience “the moment” when they know exactly how the rest of the act is going to work out for them – good, bad and ugly. Women often start a sexual encounter in astate of “sexual neutrality” and are pretty intuitive when it comes to their chance of achieving orgasm.

Pee Sensation
Certain positions, especially those that stimulate the center of gravity, can leaving you feeling like you have to pee. Have no fear, you probably won’t, but you may experience female ejaculation. If you don’texperience urinary incontinence at any other time, you likely won’t during sex.

You get LOUD
66% of women moan during sex to speed up their partner’s climax, while 87% said they made noise to raise their partners self-confidence. Some women need to be vocal to reach orgasm while being loud forothers helps them get what they want in bed.

Noise between the sheets
Vaginal flatulence is not the same as passing gas although, unfortunately, it sounds the same. Enthusiastic thrusting can sometimes trap air in the vaginal canal and the result isn’t always pleasant sounding but there is no harm or need for embarrassment – it happens to the best of us!

Distraction
Women can have multiple things in their minds at any given time. In the heat of the moment, that can get distracting and detract from the overall experience. Women often beat themselves up about their 9 to 5 thoughts creeping into their bedroom brains but sometimes its unavoidable. Spending more time connecting before getting busy to clear your thoughts may do wonders.

The Sex Headache
Sex headaches are usually a dull, persistent ache in your head that builds as you become more sexually excited. In more rare cases it can be a sudden burst of pain followed by orgasm. Most are nothing to worry about but if they become severe check with your health care provider.

Sex can be awkward – we make strange noises, we knock heads, we sometimes jig when our partner jags but that’s okay. If you just laugh it off and enjoy yourself sex will be the be your favourite part of the day.

I just received this email from a LIB reader with shocking photos. Read her story below...

Here are pics of an incident that happened in my area last two Saturdays. A guy went to his friend's place with his babe.A few hours later, the girl came out screaming rape rape rape. And later the guy came out too screaming help help help. The girl had blood on her clothes and then she was given a cloth to cover herself. But when the guy came out with blood on hisbody everyone was shocked and that's when we knew the girl bit off his penis and this was done with her teeth. The guy was taken to the hospital but when they got to the hospital they realized that the other part was no longer there. They had to come back home to look for the remaining part, but by then its dead, though they stitched it he's still in the hospital. Photos attached...

http://lindaikeji.mobi/output.php?postid=5076169310060477408&date=2015-06-16%2011:38:32

OP, are you saying that all ladies are gold diggers? I doubt cos not all. or maybe all the girls you met re always tasking you. But to be frank with you, if you met a true love, When you re angry just call her and you'll feel happy.

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Wow! If God help me to marry such a wife, I will surely buy her a brand new car and take her anywhere around the world So so captivating. please ladies of nairaland learn cos we guys re coming!!!!

Early morning chilled milk for breakfast Marriage is really cool...

......Girls Beaware....

Prolonged wearing of high heels can cause a permanent damages like bunions, hammertoes, leg tendons.. This are mainly caused due to pressure on ball of the foot.

The higher the heels, the greater is the pressure. This can also affect the knee and back. So on wearing high heels continuously you are increasingly damaging you feet.

Cc: Lalasticlala

This is how a nairalander or any female should drezz.

Why always she?

I will do this to someone but not a nairalander.