₦airaland Forum

Kingsasian:
I am from Akwaibom, Ibibio by tribe sha, our traditional is expensive o, na small thing igbo own pass am.

It is not expensive greedy family makes it expensive

AIlahuAkbar:
shut up

Ya stinking mouth

AIlahuAkbar:
so what is your point?

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D point here is that u no get head

Eziachi:
The story of Dr Umana is something many of you may be too young to know or had ever heard of but the story is not fiction nor from a story book but its rather real and it happened in Nigeria.
It was In the mid 1980s, as usual since the 70s I was on my annual holiday in Port Harcourt (my place of birth) from England. A day after my arrival, a cousin of mine that also lives in Port harcourt and a teacher by profession came to me and after all the niceties asked to borrow some money from me and I asked her how much? And she said 35 thousand naira!

I nearly fell off my seat or had a heart attack and I asked, what she needed such amount of money for and how long she thinks it will take her to pay me back if I am mad enough to give her that sort of money?
Then I thought I was day dreaming when she said that she will pay me back with interest before I return back to England (i.e in 4 weeks time).

It was then she told me that a new booming business based in Aggrey Road in Port Harcourt called Umana Bank for the past six months and it works this way: Whatever you deposited into the Umana Bank after full 4 weeks, you can withdraw your entire deposit with a whopping 100% interest paid to you in full. I laughed like I had never laughed before and said to her that she is either mad or had been conned by some people that want to con some money she never had.
Then my host, another relative of mine, looked at me and smiled and he told me that my cousin is telling the truth and as a matter of fact, he too had deposited 50 thousand naira and his deposit is due to be cashed within few days and I can come with him on the day of withdrawal.
I knew now that if this is a joke, it must be an expensive one because I think my whole family has conspired to con me using this made up story or something is wrong somewhere.
Because my host is a very intelligent businessman who owes three big petrol servicing stations in Port Harcourt and another two in Aba/Orlu.

Then he took me outside and pointed out to me a brand new Toyota Crown car he claimed to ha have just bought and he told me that it was from the interest he earned from Umana Bank the month bedore. As the evening wore on I start to meet many old friends and relatives and each time I met anyone, Umana Bank is the centre of the all discussions. Everyone is at, it seems. Young, old, poor, rich, middle class, intellectual etc, everyone has or has cashed their deposit with Umana Bank.

I spent the entire week trying to figure out what was happening, and I start to get the best picture of what is happening with the Umana Bank wildfire when on a trip to Aba, I was having launch with comrade of mine in the Biafra army, who is from Ikot Abasi in the old Cross River state and who happens to be a Bank manager of ACB branch in Aba and I asked him whether he had heard about this Umana Bank in Port Harcourt?

And he confirmed that Umana Bank is real.
He went on to said that almost all Banks in the old East has ran out of cash because everybody has withdrew their entire cash to deposit with Umana Bank and then he whispered to me that he too had borrowed 50 thousand Naira from his own bank illegally to deposit with Umana Bank and how he was having nightmare for a whole month his money was there and how he could not believed it when at the end of the month, he went to Port Harcourt, not only he cashed his 50K naira but got another 50K naira cash in interest.
How he discreetly put the original cash back to his bank and is using his 50K naira windfall to start finishing a storey building (house) he had been struggling to build for the past 5 years in his village and he has also bought himself a fairly used 505 GL which he showed me and that he has deposited another 10K from his windfall from Umana Bank.

Going back to my host, he kept his words weeks later when he asked me to accompany him to cash his deposit of 70K.
And couldn't wait to go with him because it still sound unreal, despite all the evidence to the contrary.
On getting there, the crowd of depositors and withdrawal stretched over two miles if I am not exaggerating. I saw all sorts of people, from traders to rich people to even police/army/navy/air force personnel in their uniforms lining up and there was rumour going round too that even the then military governors around and all their commissioners has put their cash in Umana Bank.

I could not stand in the line with my host for that long and I had drive down to Owerri for some meeting and later returned back to P.H and he was still there and after almost 8 hrs he went into the building and 30 minutes later, he came back to the car and I drove off heading home and he was singing through out the short journey home
And to my GREATEST amazement, when we got into the house, I was nervous and also excited and he opened the ruck sack and there it was- bundles of Naira notes and he was dancing around the front room with his wife and kids and when he settled down later.
He started counting the cash and to my astonishment again it was 140K Naira cash in total as he claimed a week before that he will get.

I am now convinced that Umana Bank is real for whatever this guy is doing but the question I kept asking was:
Who is this Dr Umana E Umana?
What is going on?
What does it do with the money deposited with him?
Is he licensed by the then government (IBB govt) .
And has anyone ever heard of such an interest return before?

Few weeks later, I returned back to England and couldn't wait to tell my wife, and she said to be that a great fraud is happening but never has she heard how open it was.
But exactly a week after my return, I got a call very early in the morning from my relative/host. His first word was: Umana has collapsed and with my 40K Naira with it!
I asked him what happened?
He said, everything is still very sketchy but it seemS that they woke up one morning and saw the whole of Port Harcourt city like in a war situation with thousands heavily armed army, police all over the city drawn from all over Nigeria, sent by the order of IBB to stop Umana's operation, arrest him and bring him to Abuja.
He then told me that a bungalow at Creek Road situated among many other houses was the house Umana used to keep the cash without the faintest knowledge of anyone.
Then story start to emerge about those that had sold everything they got to deposit it after cashing the initial small some and I was told millions of people lost their money. As everything Nigeria- Dr Umana was whisked to Abuja, till today, no one heard of him again or his money or any enquiry set up by IBB's government to tell the world/Nigeria who this man is and what he was doing?
Umana and Umana Bank just disappeared into tin air till this day.

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The Bank never defaulted until IBB government came in..
You thinks Banks like, First bank, Union Bank, UBAsFCMB etc would sit and tolerate a young man to come and send em packing?
IBB only danced to the tunes of greedy bankers to destroy the wonder bank not that the bank defaulted

myBraine:
Typical Nigerian mentality.

Can't an accomplished politician prosper in peace again?

A man that singlehandedly built Lagos from scratch doesn't deserve to own a mansion. Now I know how backward people's reasoning are in this part of the world.

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Criminals you are criminal yo go Kpia

imhotep:
Biden 2020.
Dump Trump

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He is a loser at the time

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imhotep:
Trump is incompetent.
Stop trying to evade the issue

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Says a man that knows absolute nothing

imhotep:
With over 200,000 covid deaths under Trump

Just confess that you like Trump's incompetence and racism

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Brazilians nu get incompetence?
India no get incompetence?
England, France, Spain no get incompetence?

Make uan de talk nonsense

imhotep:
There are three types of lies:
1. Lies.
2. Damned lies.
3. Statistics.


Cc lzaa omenka

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You only want awoof and places where una go de perpetuate illegalities. Obama 8 years can't stand trump first 3years for anything, emotional Lot's

Proeast2:
If have something reasonable to say, why not go ahead and say it instead of writing like someone suffering from Down Syndrome?!

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You are a teleguided IPOB rat only good in gibberish propaganda

Proeast2:
It seems like those in government are either not seeing the handwriting on the wall due to their greed or are helpless to make any serious attempts to counter it. However, Nigeria is currently at a crossroads, or more succinctly put, at the precipice.

Those in government are erroneously seeing the ongoing #Endsars protests as a little disturbance or storm in a tea cup that will soon fizzle out, but alas, they would be shocked when the monster that is silently brewing under their noses, will be fully unleashed.

I have studied other revolutions that occurred in other climes and if they're anything to go by, then there is serious cause for alarm and I will give you reasons. The world is now globalized and issues happening in other climes sometimes tend to have domino effect in far off places. Once global attention is giving to any protest, it always goes wild. Check the Arab Spring, #Blacklivesmatter, Sudan protests etc. The basic reason why protests snowball once global attention is giving to it, is because the protesters will become emboldened once they realize that they have the moral support of many people, and more importantly, giving that their national government will be under severe pressure.

In Nigeria today, there are more unemployed or underemployed people than gainfully employed people, which has given rise to large numbers of frustrated and hopeless people who has come to the fatal realization that there situation is never going to change.

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Studied wetin? KANU lectured you on NANSENSe and you come here and write his rubbish...

Elder0001:
Sir please go and answer to your crimes(Money laundering) in the US.

Majority of these folks calling for Fg to end Sars are criminals. #Thetruthisbitter

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Being an elder doesn't mean one is wise

onyechez:
I am not a trafficker like you, sorry if that's your job,.you are clearly the Mugu because I don't support jungle justice like you because you lack the knowledge of the rule of law and how it works. They should be charged to court for illegal entry or deported asap long story short.
The joke is on you now, little dumb.

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Yes you are you are one of those crooked lawyers specializing in illegalities but will want to resort back to rule of law when caught?
You expect millitants to charge illegal foreigners to court ?
You are dumber than a grain of rice....

NgwalandAbia:
I think that's your sister in there.

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Then who is the he-goat lying on the bed fool?

NgwalandAbia:
Is this your sister? Which part in Benin republic is she selling her thing?

You can never see road to London talk more of granting visa to that land..Keep on salivating.

Is Ivory coast not better than your hopeless state?

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Oh what a FOOL what a fool he does not know who is in the PICTURE....fools will 4ver be fools

onyechez:
The Libyan pirate nationals that was caught in conjunction with some American citizens last year or so by the Nigerian navy for trying to hijacking ship worth millions of goods on the Nigerian sea, did they burn them alive? Nigeria is a stupid country elsewhere when you're caught as a foreigner for any crime, CNN, BBC, AlJazeera would show and tell the world to know what crime you have committed. Mumu Nigerians.

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MUMU talk from a trafficker

NgwalandAbia:
Just like we are raping your sisters in your region each day and your agbo selling mother is now in Benin republic doing what she knew best(open and close of her ugly clitoris) to feed your hopeless father that just sold his last plot of land to us for your failed education.

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I am not surprise that is why politically and cohesively you are useless, know only how to run your gutter mouths...
OJUKWU ran to Ivory coast coz of a woman
KANU is in London 4kin his life out
You an imbeci-le from birthed from the sperm cells of a nonentity joins the bandwagon, a rapist you will die

ijawcitizen:
Sir Nsiba
I greet you
You are really dealing with them, you are doing well

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Bro no whahala when LION see goats, he go first use dem as toothpick before the main meal.....see fools de vex for ogogoro my ancestors teach me how to enjoy life with

NgwalandAbia:
You are a product of street hawker from an inferior agbo seller.

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Your useless drunken old he-goat of a father raped your harlot mother at the back of a 404 pickup wagon and you an imbe-cile superior was birthed

NgwalandAbia:
I prefer him to your useless Jihadist terrorist...Product of agbo seller.

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Factory baby product

Sinzumoney:
militants prostitute

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Coming from the mother of all harlots

Sinzumoney:
your lives begin and end in militancy kidnapping ritualist murder and prostitution on a large scale. go to you Europe and see what they are doing to sisters, even in Nigeria everyone knows that when it comea to runs girls is the SS that is commander in chief from cross rivers to edo to bayelsa and rivers prostitution is their main thing God how many people get killed a day in the SS the average youth in the SS is a blood thirsty cultists the SE has an erosion problem which can easily be ficed and is very cheap just like how Dave is doing in ebonyi even your community leaders don't even own oil well yet your land has been destroyed by oil the ND is one of the most polluted places on earth the money to clean the oil spill in ogonni alone is more than than the 45billion we made from oil then let's check other places so STFU

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You have already shown that you are a criminal, reeling out any any further datas only proves it the more. A thief you were born and a thief you will die

NgwalandAbia:
Zoo animal, have you kiss Buhari asss today? I know he is your region demi god.

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Confession of a fool

Proeast2:
Lol, landmass? I don't know how many times I will educate you guys that what makes a country great is neither landmass nor natural resources. If it were, countries like Congo, Afghanistan, Algeria, Sudan, Saudi Arabia etc. would have been the most advanced nations. What makes nations great is nothing but human resources, and that's what made Japan, USA, Israel, Europe and China what they're today.

Also, talking about landmass, Igboland still has far more lands than any of you minorities.

All those things you listed, 419, drug dealing, fraudsters, counterfeiting etc. are crimes committed by virtually all races, and is not limited to us. Latinos in S.America are the most notorious drug dealers, Chinese are kings of counterfeiting, Russians are more into fraud than any other. Those vices cuts across the globe. However, international prostitution, oil bunkering, militancy, extortion on a commercial scale, drinking poisonous ogogoro, kidnapping of oil workers, cultism and other self destructive habits are exclusive to your Babel region.

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See fool comparing himself with Japan, Israel, etc not one single town in Iboland can one point out as examplenary and he goes comparing. Show me what your human resources have done if not Otokoto, Okija shrine, formation of Bakassi Boys, Elvans and endless upon endless

Kidnapping of expatriates and oil workers far better than you useless lots in Anambra, IMO, Abia will kidnapped grandmothers and fathers for 1500 naira, kidnapped and kill priests, rob and kill foreign returnees...
Cultism doesn't end in Nigeria for you lots, in SouthAfrica, Dubai, Malaysia, worldwide you have taken it there and you dare open your lousy mouth to talk human resources?
Ordinary MASSOB you can't stay, APGA as a party you can't expand and you a black IBO man with every heart of betrayal and diabolic d mind they talk of human resources and not land?
You lots are jokers.

*** Go to sahara derserts and come tell me which language and people de control trafficking*

NgwalandAbia:
Have you eating this morning zoo boy? Our niger delta slave.

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And the human waste is on a ZOO forum.....I told you before and I will say it again, imbeciles are more productive than you

Sinzumoney:
STFU and check Nigeria Human development index(HDI) by state level and see where the SE is ranked

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That you miserable lots are not scattered world over like scavengers, that prisons worldwide you don't contribute a larger proportion, that you don't commit international armed robbery in foreign countries and your nonentity bring a data to who?
How many of wretched assholes live in your region, your HDI is high yet you are the most criminal lots, the most dirtiest towns, the most poorest state, the ritualistic and fraudulent of all home and abroad
What a human development?

jimmychang:
Bleep you a million times

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Your ancestors and progenies born and unborn

NgwalandAbia:
I hit you with fact and you are here bedwetting....You are a fulani slave.

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If only you an idea of how useless you are to humanity.... Very senseless prick