Swashbuckler4:


Even your so called pyrates have a Sally that goes
“Will you be will you be when we shall HIT the high lubber I will follow you my brother will you be”
And pyrates sallies are traditional and have even been passed down they don’t remix songs.

This must be a corruption of a Pyrates sea-sang:

RENEW ME !
RENEW ME !

SAY-LORS O, RENEW ME !

WHEN WE SHALL SAYLE, FOR TOR-TUGA, I WILL FOLLOW YOU, RENEW ME !

Not sure where you heard that corruption from, but I guess it's from impostors posing as NAS members; maybe students in tertiary institutions who initiate themselves as "Pyrates".

Anyways, fact is you can NEVER hear any sea-sang with violent-themes during Pyratical Sahlays. All you will hear are lyrics that aim to shade the government, it's policies and politicians.

lovelani:


Thank you sis for this clear and straight forward review . I hope by now , those asking for what a premium device is would understand.
I'm done in this forum as I've gotten answers to what I am here for .

Don't forget to shut the door, on your way out with your PREMIUM Tecno K7

Swiftlee:
The budget is 70k downwards. My preferable stats are; Battery capacity should be preferably 4500-5000 mah, 2-4gig ram, 13 megapixel camera. Thanks

Get yourself a Xiaomi Redmi Note 5. It checks all the right boxes and it murders the Infinix, Gionees and Tecnos of this world.

Contact noobody if you're in Lagos or macbeyland if you're in the South South. They can hook you up with one plus loads of freebies.

Visit the Xiaomi thread to find out more.

eltalentino:


Yeah the first pictures I took looked great, after I changed themes and location..the next day , everything went south. I need help

I experienced same. The very first pictures that I took with my Note 5 when I bought the phone newly were very lovely. However, after I updated the phone, I observed that the picture quality was poor compared to the earlier pictures prior to the update.

So, I think the updates from Xiaomi affects the picture quality of the phones. Even right now, lots of people are complaining that the latest 9.6.3.0 update affected the portrait mode on their front facing Camera. You can read reviews about this on MIUI Forum.

SirLanko1:
I am in Abuja, I've been in need of tempered glass and 360 case since I bought this phone, nobody talk to me. I have to buy 500 naira screen protector from Aboki and maintain flexible transparent case that follow it.

Lol.

Oga, macbeyland has Tempered Glass and 360 degree case na.

You better reach him ASAP before an accident happens to your RN5.

nelsonebby:

You were still a boy then.
I’m sure you didn’t look at it well.


Sharp Cutlass go tear anything

Nope ! I was almost 18 then, a clear-minded independent youth with a critical mind of my own.

I didn't look at what we'll ? I'm telling you that right in front of me, a SHARPENED cutlass was used to viciously strike the guy but it didn't " tear anything". It was the kind of blow capable of causing major injury but it didn't. There was just a mark that resembled a cane flogging at the spot.

That experience made me believe there's JuJu that protects one from machete cuts. As I said, I don't know about bullet proof, but machete proof jazz, I saw it demonstrated live that day.

Robynwelo1:


You said your brother was in pain when he was hit that it left a mark on his body. The jazz was only to prevent blood spilling abi?
Use your head.

Lol. You're truly very silly.

Robynwelo1:


O ga o! They are testing efficacy in the same place the charm was prepared. Don't be fooled nigga, that cutlass was as blunt as bamboo. Let me use razor blade on your brother, bring him.

Lol.

"Cutlass was as blunt as Bamboo". I must have been a retard if I could not tell a sharp cutlass from another at the age of 18.

Then again, allow someone have a swipe at you viciously even with a machete "as blunt as Bamboo" and let's see if your blood won't spill.

I'm sharing an experience that happened right before my very eyes and you're saying I was fooled. A savage machete blow struck with force !

So I should go and bring that my "bros" to you so you can use a razor blade on him before you're convinced ? I would have said you were silly but I won't, even though you are.

Rhea:
If I tell you to bring me the head and also 13 yellow pubic hairs from an albino hunchback virgin to make you a billionaire, of course you will think of it, go albino hunting and come back with the 13 hair strands. I sit down in my thatched hut and cook up a concoction to make you a billionaire so you can go and buy half of banana island and drive maybach like hushpuppi and mompha. And I collect N100K as my fee and still siddon for my smelly hut cooking charms for would-be billionaires.

You see how smart you are, and how stupid I am. You see as ya life be

Every armed robber wears a bullet proof charm that works until they are shot dead.

I don't know about bullet proof charms but I've witnessed "Cutlass or Machete proof" jazz. I was in senior secondary school then and I followed one of my big "bros" in the neighbourhood who was in the University to the house of a native doctor. He told me that he was going there to procure charms which could protection him against knife stabs or machete cuts. So, we went.

On getting there, it was the son of the native doctor that carried out the procedure. I stood by and watched as he made some incisions with a razor blade on my big bros chest and back. He then rubbed some powder stuff on the spots where he made the incisions, more or less mixing it with blood seeping out from the spots and rubbing it in.

Next, he started to talk to my bros about the things that could render the charms impotent. Amongst other things, he said that my bros should take care not to pass under a line where washed clothes are hung to dry. As he was talking, suddenly, somebody just emerged from another room and struck my bros twice with a Cutlass! First on the back, and as he swung the second below, aiming for the head, my bros put his arms up to shield his head and the cutlass hit him on his foream. This happened right before me ! The cutlass blows were savage and unexpected, and my bros was screaming in pain. But guess what ? They were just testing the efficacy of the juju and there was no injury on my bros, despite the really savage machete blows, just a mark that looked like that from a cane stroke.

As I said before, this thing happened right before my very eyes. I believed in the potency of juju there from. As we walked back home that day, my bros told me that those boys also did bullet-proof charms that worked for people.

bamac:
Redmi themselves can confuse someone with their choice of name

Lol. I guess you're right. However, it becomes easy when you get the hang of it.

Tip: Xiaomi has the following phone series on their stable :

Redmi series
Redmi Note series
MI Series.

Their phones fall under the above. When you understand this, it becomes easy thereafter.

For your credibility sake as a seller, you'd best master the iterations. It wouldn't do your reputation any good if you advertised one thing and deliver something different to your customers.

For example, you've put up pictures of Redmi Note 5 and you're calling it Redmi 5 plus with a price of #55,339 (Gold) and #55,897( Black). Now, if a customer orders based on the picture, specs and prices that you attached, they would end up getting a totally different phone from the picture because that is not Redmi 5 plus. In short, you're advertising one phone ( Redmi 5 plus ) with the description and pictures of another phone ( Redmi Note 5 )

I think you should be clear about this before you start selling

bamac:
It is the two now, check the picture and the topic my boss.

You're still in error, bro.

The two pictures up there are of the same phone: Redmi Note 5.

The Redmi 5 plus' picture isn't there.

You might want to go online to look at pictures of both the Redmi Note 5 and the Redmi 5 plus.

Quick tip: The Camera lens' position at the back of both phones is a quick way to differentiate them. The Redmi Note 5 lens are positioned at the right side of the back of the phone ( as you can see from the pictures that you posted ).

For the Redmi 5 plus however, the lens is positioned just above the fingerprint censor at the back of the phone.

Kingzy4pep:
There is. Redmi note 5, plus and pro

WRONG ! There's no phone known as Redmi Note 5 plus.

There is, however, a Redmi Note 5 Pro which was manufactured for the Indian market. It's more or less the same as the Redmi Note 5.

There's no such phone called Redmi NOTE 5 PLUS. What you're advertising is the Redmi 5 plus.

However, there is a Redmi Note 5.

You might want to modify your post for your potential customers' benefit.

DKM123:



Hahahahahahaha! Coward. Why are you denying. Pity kwanu? You and I know nairalanders are 95% Nigeria female bashers if not haters sef. They will always want to bully you when you are female. If anything, kmowing I am female will gain you automatic cheerleaders. So you see, you are really a weak emotionally unintelligent guy who can't decode his environment.

Your intellectual capacity is far above that fellow's. Give it a rest.

Fielded

ubev01:
another bad news

Another bad news ? What are you talking about ? Am I missing something?

Xiaomi finish work for this Redmi Note 5 phone sha ! They totally outdid themselves ! The phone is a vision of loveliness and a delight to the eye.

Please, who has a full Tempered Glass screen guard ( Black colour ) in stock for sale. Redmi Note 5. Needed urgently.

beta247:


It's win win! Nice to hear someone used my remixed and won too. Alexitaiwo is the first person I'll appreciate then one or two recharge cards to the house when I get my alert. Thanks

Every punter has their day sha. If you are destined to win on a particular ticket, there's nothing that will stop it from happening. This particular win made me realise once again how even the elements will contrive to make you win even when you've given up. The patterns will be clear as the games progress.

It all started with the Polish League match between Jagellonia Bialystock and Arka Gdynia. Up till the 90th minute, Jagellonia were losing 2-1 as I was monitoring the match on livescore. In exasperation, I turned off my Internet and went to bed. Upon waking up in the morning next day, I checked my bet9ja account and was shocked to discover that the ticket was still alive and I was being offered a 10k cash out by bet9ja ! Wowzers! Jagellonia had been able to equalise and had gone on to win the match 3-2 all in the space of one minute!

I wanted to cash out knowing how crazy betting is. You take what you are offered and be merry. However, I had noticed this same pattern of luck in my other previous big wins in betting so I decided to ignore the cash out. Next group of matches would prove me right.


Barcelona vs Bilbao was always going to be a walk over for Messi and Co. Also, high scoring Rijeka would trounce Cibalia in Cyprus. No worries. However, the real proof of my hunch was in the Danish League.

Brondy and Midtjylland were neck and neck on the last day of the Danish league: Brondby vs Hobro and Midtjylland vs Sonderjyske. A win for both home teams would leave me with just two matches left to win 74k with 130 Naira.

Both games started at 5 p.m and Midtjylland took an early lead against their opponents. Brondby however were struggling against Hobro after the end of the first half. In the 70th minute, I was happy that they scored only for Hobro to equalise four minutes later. Damn! Ticket has casted! That was how it was until the dying minutes when Brondby made it 2-1! Hurray, Ticket alive once again. However, right before my very eyes, in the other match Midtjylland concedes a goal 1-1 ! Ticket Casted again. It was 90 minutes, but I just knew the pattern of luck had been established and they would score a goal even if it was one second of the match remaining. How right I was! I refreshed the page in less than 40 seconds and voila : Midtjylland had made it 2-1! Wins for both team and for ME!

Immediately after the match, bet9ja offered me a Cashout of 31k. Of course I wasn't going to take it because it was my lucky day. More so being that the last two games on my ticket involved Madrid vs Girona and Napoli vs Genoa. Easy games on paper.

The matches got underway at 8:45 and CR7 gave Madrid an early lead only for Stuani to equalise for Girona some eight minutes later. I switched on DSTV and saw how Madrid were stringing passes together but were also looking highly vulnerable to the counter attacks from a resilient and dangerous-looking Girona. At the end of first half, it was 1-1.

In the other match, Napoli were struggling again Genoa with livescore commentators saying that Genoa had more ball possession and looking the most likely to score at the end of first half. I wasn't bothered one bit as I knew it was my lucky day. I switched off my Internet and went to bed.

I woke up this morning and I saw the greens!

beta247:


Who remember this from Sir God sent Alexitaiwo?
Here it is sha
B916EWQRWQASAW-4553492


Fear make me guide the game
B934EWWSARPEEE-4553492


My loss to date = +++++++

No amount of word is sufficient to thank you.

Nice one, bro. It was a GREEN weekend.

I did a slight remix of the above and won also.

Alexistaiwo, I will revert with a small thank-you dash after Bet9ja credits me.

B90EWQRRWACCW-4544641

Hahahahaha brainwave @ 1United1, I was once told that a seadawg worthy of his reg never altercates airily with HLs. I know I'm not mistaken. So on dis note @1United1, DIE IT and derio your Typhoon-blasted and weather-beaten bearded leader. That's what this thread was supposed to be about, innit ?

Make una siddon for house dey take pot-shots and fire flaks at Jonathan. Truth is, farmers of Cassava in Nigeria are hitting the gravy train with the brilliant Agric Minister's initiatives. Cassava, that hitherto neglected crop, is in the news every other day. The other day, Nigeria signed a deal with China to supply that country with Billions of Dollars worth of Cassava chips. Y'all better find ways of keying into the Agric revolution currently staring you in the face. If you can access land in your village, just 5 to 10k can kickstart a Cassava farm. Before you know it, you go become supplier of Cassava to processing plants that produce Cassava flour. Bigger picture : in future, YOU could own a Cassava flour plant. You can benefit from the news above, if you are smart. Open your eyes and minds, people !

victor.imade@yahoo.co.uk
Thanks a bunch.

lorretta u: Hope your picture has been displayed in the thread 'handsomeness of nairaland men'
If not go and put it o. Let's come and see

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Lorretta U, is it me or do you look like a fleshier Nigerian version of the actress MEAGAN GOOD ? Or maybe na she resemble you sef ? The resemblance is striking, IMO. What do you think ?

kilode95:

How was "our" day?

Our was very fine @ my end O ! If I knew your contact I'd have spread the Goodies your way. No doubt, yours was even better abi ?

kilode95: I'm Nov. 7

Same

St Christina: Honestly,sm gurlz have no virtue,n disz d same reason why,sm guyz will neva trust their babes,n some foolish ones with a gurl who loves them to d bone,will listen to advice 4rm foolish friends n start misbehaving n even taking advantage of d gurl.its vice -versa jare!

To me, I've had an experience in the past which wobbled my trust for a really great girl I was involved with. I guess it left a scab on my psyche such that whenever I see/hear things related to the topic. I tend to ask myself questions and tell myself " it could be you". Thus, I hardly judge.

Tabelachizza: Hmmm***sitting down,hands on cheeks,**:Do u wonder wat ur guy does behind ur back?**shaking head**mtchew**

I'm not "a friend of Dorothy", so I can't answer that.

This happened recently and made me wonder what my girl gets up to behind my back.

I bumped into an old friend of mine in Benin this past weekend. He had been abroad for ages and it was nice seeing his face again. After, the handshakes and back-slapping, he invites me to his hotel so we could talk about old times. This dude was a real "BAD-OOH" during our undergraduate days 
and I was wondering if he had changed. I wasn't to wait long to find out.

As we were talking, dude dials a number on his phone and began to direct a lady how to locate the hotel where we were. Very soon, the lady, an innocent looking babe, joins us. My friend introduces us and we shake hands. I notice that she has an engagement ring on her finger. As we make convo, her fone rings and she tells the calller : " Baby, please I'm coming. I'm with my TAILOR !" TAILOR ?? Omo, see lie ! Anyway, after we gist for some more minutes, dude says to me : "Guy, abeg I dey come O. I wan quick STRAFF this girl !" Chei ! This guy hadnt changed ! He'd always been as raw as they come. So, he gets up, leads her by the hand and she sashays away with him shaking her tail feather behind her.

Some fifteen minutes later or thereabouts , dude calls my phone and goes " Bros, how far ? You go STRAFF ? I know say you been dey dig babes with big juggs those days" ! I told him I'd pass, he guffaws and jocularly calls me " fake guy ".

When they were done, they return to join me at the bar where I was seated. I couldn't help but look at the girl's face. She matches my gaze with defiance and the look on her face was "IT IS WHAT IT IS"! Jeeze mehn ! This na somebody babe / fiancee / wife O ! Then again, my guy is somebody's guy / husband also abi ? So, I guess maybe " IT WAS WHAT IT WAS"

I left my friend some 10 minutes later. As I drove, I saw the girl hugging some dude and talking animatedly with the dude, maybe her fiancé. She waved at me as I drove past. I stole a look at the guy and my mind shouted at him: " BROS, YOU NEVER GET WIFE O !!" I asked myself, "what about you ?" Do you know what your own is doing ? I wonder.