Na Laugh: n (n² y)= f + u - ot

n + ot (n² y) = f + u

n + ot = f + u - (n²y)

n + ot = f + u n*ny

not = f+un*ny

YES, I'M A GRINCH, AND YES, I FAILED MATHS. HAHA!

Your equation is totally wrong.
The bolded is the cause of your blunder.
Here is the correct one.
n(n²y)=f + u- ot
n(n²y) + ot = f + u
This when totally solved doesn't give "not funny"

smemud: she is from akungba

you should be totally scared of your destiny.
Ondo state is south west juju cente especially idanre,so if their lady curse you,omo go and kneel down and beg o.

2 goals already....
3 incoming......
GGMU.........

ZUBY77: ''Don't worry about that, we were all shouted at when we were that age. How do you people organise and bring the girls over here''? I asked.

It happened to be that the girls were readily available in Nigeria, especially in Edo and Delta State. All one needed to do was to get the news down to Nigerian and some girls would be rounded up. They required a certain age range. Girls between 16 and 19 were the hot cakes. Those between 19 and 23 were also in good demand. But those from 24 upwards were frowned upon and required good physical attributes to make it in the prostitution industry. The required amount to get one girl to Europe depended on many factors. It was usually cheaper if the girls traveled through the Sahara Desert and Mediterranean Sea. The Most used routes were Lagos-Cotonou-Ouagadougou-Gao-Tessalit-Reggane-Abadia-Oujda-Oran.
To cover the above distance, it took over 3400 kilometers of desert travel.
Sometimes, depending on the contact one had, girls could be picked up in Mali or Southern Algeria. The major targets were usually the Mediterranean coastal cities of Rabat, Tangier, Casablanca, Oran, Algiers, Skikda, Annaba, Bizerte, Tripoli and Benghazi.
Those heading to Italy usually took the Libya cities of Tripoli and Benghazi while those heading to Spain used the other cities especially in Algeria and Morocco. The southern Spanish city of Cueta can be seen from Morocco. Cueta was a few kilometers away from Tangier. Gibralter was close as well.

Maria was comfortable explaining the Routes to me. However where i felt bad was when she began to explain how the girls were gathered and transported to Morocco, Algeria, Tunisia and Libya for onward transportation to Europe.
According to Maria, most of the time, the girls were bought in North Africa before transporting them to Europe. The system was that there were people whose jobs were to go down to Nigeria, Ghana and some other poor Sub Saharan African Countries, convinced teenage girls and brought them to North Africa were they would be sold to the European buyers.
Yes, did you read that line well, they were sold to the European buyers who would transport them to Europe for their various brothels.
Slave trade was still much in existence. The European buyers had connections in all the major coastal cities scattered in North Africa. More than half of the European buyers were white people. The others were Africans who traded on small scale capacities. People such as Maria, Madam Alice, Madam Grace and Aunty Franca were just petty traders who could only buy one or two girls. There were some Europeans who traded on African girls. They came to North Africa with the excuse that they came for vacation but behind the doors, they traded on your sisters and my sisters. The naive teenagers were usually promised better life in Europe. They were promised education, jobs at important boutique etc but they usually faced the realities of what they came to do as soon as they arrived.
My Maria was a human trafficker and right there on our bed, she expected me to understand that it was business. Of course i understood, how could i not?

''So how do you negotiate the prize for the girls''? I asked Maria.
''It depends on the age and physical features of each girl. The younger the girls looked, the bigger the prize. Some girls goes for as high as €10,000 while some cost about €3000. People who bring them to North Africa, sell them to the big Mamas and some Europeans too. The first time i traveled to Libya was to buy three girls for my Madam. She gave me the money together with the transport expenses'' she said.
''How do you transport them to Europe'' i asked.
''If we have money, we hire papers for them. We have people in North Africa who will take the pictures of the girls and send to us through internet. We will check it and look for look alike documents. Before some of them reaches here, the expenses could be up to €18,000 or 20,000. But if we don't have enough money at hand, we use the boats to cross them. They will land in Lampedusa, Sicily, Malta or some other Islands, then we go there and pick them up'' she finished.
''What if their boats sink in the sea''? I asked.
''God forbid, my girls will never sink, its not my portion'' she said.

That was it. My Maria was another idiot who believed in a God somewhere who approved her line of business and will never allow her girls to sink.

I kept quiet, closed my eyes and dropped two tears for my Continent. I wished i could change things alone.



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The above is from my book, Life on the run. I havent published this part online but it will help you. For more on Italian connection visit www.globalruns.com

Is anyone reading this?
Obinnau,here is your answer.
Please,save a Life........nothing more to be said on this topic.

GGMU..........
Bouncing back from defeats since inception.
Atleast,we won't go trophyless like AFC.

Eya......na wa o.
The special one isn't so special.

An0nimus: PS4

Edit: On a serious note, get her some toy and/or a dress. She's just 3. The toy could be something you'll want her to learn or have a knowledge of in the future eg. a toy guitar/keyboard (if you wish her to be music inclined).

My two kobo.

PS4 ke?........you dey fear me o
Thanks for your opinion man,its just that she's got 3 full basket of toys that she wouldn't exhaust until maybe age 6 or 7....anyway,thanks once again.

wow...I'm so happy with the opinion(s) I'm receiving here.
Thank you all,i'll consider all you've said.
i really appreciate you all.

lest i forget,She's gonna be three years old.

Hello Nairalanders and family section peeps,okay,so its my niece birthday tomorrow and I'm really clueless on what to get for her.
I would appreciate if you all could give me some ideas,i really want to get her something nice cos she's the only niece I've got for now.
Thank you all.
PS: Lest i forget,I'm a student,so I'm don't wanna spend more than 5K on whatever i'll be getting for her.

Yeye players...make dem just reserve goal for next week o.
Na so dem score 5 against leverkursen,lose the next match.
GGMU....

hariorh:

Yeah UPS! I was surprised as well. Last time i ordered the same product, it was their own delivery man that brought it to my place of work.


Guess i have special privileges in a way sha

Is it working fine?
What do u have to say about their services?

Eeja Nla01: If we had sign suarez with this our midfield,I won't even bother myself watching match/reading haters comment,I ill just be looking for every possible means to be @ the Emirate by may2014 to celebrate @ least d EpL trophy.

Go and sign him nau,stingy club,they said release clause is 40,000£,you guys submitted 40,001£.
What kind of club does that?Surely not one with a great foresight,the earlier you know you won't win anything this season,the better the heart ache will be come may.

Rehn: This dotcom na him na him just likes taking solace in man utd's case. He will never face his dear arsenal. What pains me is that he keeps comparing arsenal to Ma utd. Who does that and survives? Just being top of the table in december and they're already feeling high on weeds. Go clear the cobwebs in your trophy cabinet and expect another emirate cup. BASTARD son of a thousand Father.

His case is
"If u can't beat them,try to bring them down"
I'm sure he sleeps and dream of Man utD 24/7,you know what fergie did to all of them during the former era nau,taking them all to the cleaners,so he has to channel all the hatred to a newbie moyes who is trying to build a new team.

dotcom_na_me_na_me:

Your name tells it all, na body dey pain because of your current position in the EPL. Whether you like it or not, you no go smell top 4 this season not to talk of trophy. I dey here for all of una tonight.

Cause i no go cause you cos na so u dey cause dem at home, u get am ba?

Benteke is waiting for una, make your mumu Moyes Ojuyobo con do another free 3 points or share points Christmas Promo as usual...

I'm with you on not cursing the guy,i like that
BUT
At least moyes won't go trophyless,he already won the community shield,unlike you guys trophy cabinet that's gathering cobwebs.
If the so called mumu moyes could do this,then what should we call wengerGo figure and stop whining joor.
Come may 2014,we shall see where everyone would be in the EPL table.
Man utd has always been in the top four or winning the trophy in the last seven seasons and their fans aren't jubilating like they won the world cup unlike you guys that's seeing your current position as the best thing that ever happened to you...if you win EPL nko
Yeye dey smell.

Alleinad
Nail
Lean

dotcom_na_me_na_me: Now now we go know who be boss in England

Barcelona vs Arsenal

Chelsea vs Madrid

Dortmund vs Man United

How can man utd meet dortmund.
They both finished top of their groups nau.
Right?

dotcom_na_me_na_me:

Park well, we don qualify

Tell me that when they group you against Barcelona.
Yeye assnal

dotcom_na_me_na_me:

Reall? Well, we're counting on Marseille for us to top the group. The good thing is that there are only 10 minutes left. The bad thing is that they're down to 10 men...

Keep counting on them.
They just scored.....
2-1

Dane
Lain

hariorh: Received my order (techno A+) today finally via UPS

Brotherly,UPS
i thought they use their mail man i.e those bike delivery men.
Tell me something.

parzdor: nawawo sha na u get ur mouth........pls stop 8tin

You're getting it wrong,I'm a Man Utd fan who doesn't agree with moyes tactics...he lacks that zeal or confidence that makes players use the last strength in them for their team.
Look at RVP's last chance in today's game,dem born am well to waste a ball non-challantly in fergie's era. NO
He needs to start talking to his players cos they aint encouraged or playing for him.
Besides,i like jones goal,nice volley.

parzdor: nawawo sha na u get ur mouth

Same thing could be said of yourself.

experimentist: dis is a different story o, way before the prison experience.

Okay

Jones......
Na wa o,strange people just dey score....
GGMU sha.

Are putting the ikoyi experience here too?
Or you want to tell us how it all started?
Whichever,i'm following.