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Politics / Re: Peter Obi Shops At A Local Market ( Photos ) by NwaJesusteete(m): 6:14am On Nov 30, 2014
We hv 6;00 maths sorri mass i am late already. But u should wash ur leg pls, i ga-asa ukwu gi biko.
Politics / Re: 14-year Old Kano Child Bride, Faces Death Penalty For Allegedly Killing Husband by NwaJesusteete(m): 6:01am On Nov 30, 2014
Smart girl, am happi that some of the northern girls nownadays can be smarter, meanwhile the dead huby should be tried for attemping murder, anyway very sure that he must be undergoing serious torture by now in the spiritual high court of justice, if not that the child outsmart him the reverse may be the case. I prophesy serious societal unrest if anything should happen to the girl child. Quote me.

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Jokes Etc / Re: 19 Funny Things That Happen In A Taxi. by NwaJesusteete(m): 1:27pm On Nov 29, 2014
Always on my private jet since 1900 wetin concern me.cheesy
Car Talk / Re: Innoson Rolls Out 500 Made In Nigeria Cars Today by NwaJesusteete(m): 1:16pm On Nov 29, 2014
I am waiting for taxi pls can someone help me inform innoma that i need a taxi now @any amount junction:Djust waiting pls
Celebrities / Re: Twitter: Linda Ikeji Is In Trouble Again With Femi Kuti (see Screenshots) by NwaJesusteete(m): 1:07pm On Nov 29, 2014
Nonsence8-)
Romance / Re: Bizarre: Global Boom In Sex Doll Sales (pictures) by NwaJesusteete(m): 12:54pm On Nov 29, 2014
Cant compare this nonsene with do me i do u tins, impossible.

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Romance / Re: Bizarre: Global Boom In Sex Doll Sales (pictures) by NwaJesusteete(m): 12:52pm On Nov 29, 2014
Who is at fault?
Politics / Re: PVC: Fashola, Wife’s Name Missing At Polling Unit by NwaJesusteete(m): 7:50am On Nov 29, 2014
source: http://www.pmnewsnigeria.com/2014/11/28/pvc-fashola-wifes-name-missing-at-nit/[/quote] PDP will gain apc will losecheesy u must allow christ to wash ur leggedis first.cheesy
Family / Re: Words From A Father To His Son About Women And Marriage by NwaJesusteete(m): 7:37am On Nov 29, 2014
Suzyky4u:
Nice one!
abegi suziki wic one is niz? Pls be just
Family / Re: Words From A Father To His Son About Women And Marriage by NwaJesusteete(m): 7:31am On Nov 29, 2014
1. My son, if you keep spending on a woman and she never asked you if you’re saving or investing, and she keeps enjoying the attention, don’t marry her.



3. My son, don’t confine the position of your wife to the kitchen, where did you get that from? Even in our days, we had farm-lands where they worked every morning... that was o



6. My son, don’t ever beat your woman, the pain in her body is nothing to be compared to the wound on her heart and that means you may be in trouble living with a wounded woman.

7. My son, when you marry, if you live a bachelor-life with your wife, you will soon be single again.


9. My son, under the cocoa tree that I did meet your mother could be your eateries and restaurants of nowadays, but remember, the closet thing we did there was to embrace each other. I HELP U PUT CHURCHES, SCHOOL, CLUB, MKT etc

10. My son, don’t be carried away when you start making more money, instead of spending your money on those tiny leg grlss that never knew how hard you worked to get it, spend it on that woman that stood by you even when there was no money, not those always asking for more.

11. My son, when I threw little stones or whistled at the window of your mum father’s house, to call her out, it was because I missed her so much.cheesycheesy oga u hit me well well for this one though mine normally comes with one organized song like that.

12. My son, whenever your girl changes, if it's because of money, then she wont be a good wife.

13. My son, your mother, rode the bicycle with me before I bought that tortoise car outside there, any woman that won’t endure with you in your little beginning should not enjoy your riches.



15. My son, there is this thing you people call feminism, well, if a woman claim to have equal right with you in the house, divide all the bills into two equal parts, take one part and ask her to start paying the other part.

16. My son, I met your mother a vrigin8-)

22. My son, don’t stop taking care of me and your mother, it’s a secret of growing old u try shaa especially for that no. 11.
Celebrities / Re: Most Popular Nigerian Virgin, Adokiye Kyrian Flaunts Her Bikini Body by NwaJesusteete(m): 7:17pm On Nov 28, 2014
Mprex:

nwaJesus, have you seen her hymen before? lipsrsealed
mprex;; an inteligent question dat demands an inteligent reply; offcourse yes i did.
Crime / Re: Gunmen Abduct 95-Year-Old Priest In Benin by NwaJesusteete(m): 3:00pm On Nov 28, 2014
Christmas/new year tinz but not like that na, is too inhumane.
Romance / Re: Does Making Love A Good Thing? by NwaJesusteete(m): 11:23am On Nov 28, 2014
newslife:
i have often hear people say that love is a Good thing, beautiful thing and all that but does making love a Good thing?
no is beater like beaterleaf i hate it with obi m n'ilecheesy untill u try me
Celebrities / Re: Most Popular Nigerian Virgin, Adokiye Kyrian Flaunts Her Bikini Body by NwaJesusteete(m): 10:57am On Nov 28, 2014
lalasticlala:
Fast-rising singer, Adokiye Kyrian, has shown to the world how adorable her body figure could be. She recently displayed her ‘sexy’ body to the world to see.

Not only that, the singer urged Nigerians, especially ladies, to embrace swimming at least once in a week.

“Stay fit always. Good health is wealth. Cultivate the habit of swimming once in a week at least. Don't cheat your bones and body. Treat it right,” she said.

It would be recalled that in June 2014, Adokiye was in the news when she offered her woman’s pride, her virginity to Boko Haram for the release of over 200 secondary school girls kidnapped in April 2014 by members of Boko Haram sect. She was highly criticised for her offer. Some claimed she was using the girls’ abduction for publicity stunt.

http://www.nigeriafilms.com/news/30230/19/rising-star-adokiye-shows-off-sexy-bikini-body.html
oh! My good God @op i know dis lady yes she is one and i can prove it.
Celebrities / Re: Most Popular Nigerian Virgin, Adokiye Kyrian Flaunts Her Bikini Body by NwaJesusteete(m): 10:51am On Nov 28, 2014
Mprex:
Great bodykiss
virginangry
she is one i am very sure
Celebrities / Re: Most Popular Nigerian Virgin, Adokiye Kyrian Flaunts Her Bikini Body by NwaJesusteete(m): 10:43am On Nov 28, 2014
Thank gods ur r one, if not God would v dealt wit u mercilesly,
Romance / Re: Parental Consent - Really Necessary?? by NwaJesusteete(m): 8:38am On Nov 28, 2014
Ppl should stop decieving themselvs by going contrary to ones own tradition. Do the rt tin and espect the rt reward @d rt time.
Politics / Re: Borno Youths Kill 30 Insurgents In Failed Terrorist Attack by NwaJesusteete(m): 8:20am On Nov 28, 2014
God is in charge, thank u Jesus

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