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Jokes EtcRe: 12 Pictures Those Who Ever Used Mtn Simple Server Can Relate To by NZAGHA(f): 3:06pm On Aug 22, 2016
grin grin grin mtn can 4strate pesin eeh
CrimePolice Nab 3 Suspected Pipeline Vandals by NZAGHA(op):
THREE suspected members of a millitant group, alleged to be responsible for blowing up pipelines of oil and gas pipelines have been arrested in Akwa Ibom State. They were arrested by the operatives of the state police command.

The suspects, seiniyefa Nelson, Victor William, and Nsebong Dickson, were caught on August 18 in their hotel hideouts in eket local government area of the state.

The state police public relation officer, Miss cordelia nwawe, who paraded the suspects last friday, said,
<ol><li>They were planning to attack oil and gas pipelines before the police apprehended them</li>
<li>Nwawe disclose that the police recovered two high powered Improvised Explosive Devices (IEDs)</li>
</ol>

she explained that batteries to power the explosives were also recovered from the hoodlums. The batteries, according to the PPRO, were wrapped with red fabrics.

The police through intelligence arrested a group of young suspected millitants, who were planning to destroy pipelines in in akwa ibom, she said.

PoliticsRe: Boko Haram Kills 7 In Kuruburu, Borno Village by NZAGHA(f): 9:23am On Aug 21, 2016
Beress:
Buhari why?
bae... You again grin grin
CelebritiesRe: Singer Tekno Dyes His Hair Blonde... You Like It? (photos) by NZAGHA(f): 12:17pm On Aug 20, 2016
taylor88:
the only tecno i know is tecno j3
you wicked bruh... cheesycheesycheesy
CrimeRe: Man Butchers Two Sisters In Jos Over Pregnancy (photos) by NZAGHA(f): 12:12pm On Aug 20, 2016
grin grin grin
tyson99:
E be like say the man don sell meat before
cheesy cheesy cheesy
Jokes EtcRe: 14 Pics U Gonna Relate To If Diarrhea Don Catch U For Outside B4 by NZAGHA(f): 12:15am On Aug 20, 2016
computergeek:
Obere nsi na emebi ike #IgboPeepsGoGrab
mberede gburu dike cool cool
PoliticsRe: Militants Blow Up Two NPDC Pipelines In Delta - Vanguard by NZAGHA(f): 9:12pm On Aug 19, 2016
Beress:
Buhari you see your yeye life grin grin
choi, bae. Wetin bubu do you na? grin Why finish him lyk dat na grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: Boko Haram Kills Five In Attack On Reopened Highway - Vanguard by NZAGHA(f): 9:03pm On Aug 19, 2016
Beress:
Boko Haram killed five traders in an ambush on a highway in northeast Nigeria that was recently reopened after coming under repeated attack from the Islamist group, a military source said Wednesday.

A convoy of vehicles carrying Nigerian immigration officials and a group of traders were travelling from Gamboru, on the border with Cameroon, to the city of Maiduguri when they came under fire on Monday.
"Three (immigration) officers were hit and injured in the fire exchange. The immigration men drove off towards Maiduguri, leaving the traders behind," an army officer told AFP on condition of anonymity.

The five traders had joined the official convoy thinking it would be a safer way to reach the Borno state capital than travelling the notorious road alone.
The traders' two trucks were looted and set alight, Gamboru resident Umar Ari told AFP by phone, also confirming the toll of five dead.

The Gamboru to Maiduguri highway is a strategic 140-kilometre (87-mile) trade route in the region, and provides an important link with neighbouring Cameroon.
The highway was closed for safety reasons at the height of the Boko Haram unrest some two years ago, but was reopened by the Nigerian authorities following a string of successes against the militants.

"Since the Maiduguri-Gamboru highway was reopened two months ago convoys of trucks carrying goods and other vehicles conveying traders have been coming to Gamboru under military escort without any incident," said resident Ari.
Boko Haram, which seeks to impose strict Islamic law in northern Nigeria, has been blamed for some 20,000 deaths and displacing more than 2.6 million people since 2009.

A counter-offensive spearheaded by Nigeria since January last year has recaptured swathes of territory lost to the Islamist militants in 2014.
But sporadic attacks continue and security remains a major concern in the region.

http://www.vanguardngr.com/2016/08/boko-haram-kills-five-attack-reopened-highway/
Jokes EtcRe: How Your Security Pattern Looks When You Use Your Entire Salary To Buy Phone by NZAGHA(f):
.... grin grin ewooohhh Chi moooo... cool grin

https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/wow-shock-imagine-surprise.gif

may be this is the pattern buhari has used to lock our money, and he can't remember it again... Eeh grin
Foreign AffairsRe: Kenyan Teens Paraded Unclad In Wheelbarrow To Raise Funds For Their Circumcision by NZAGHA(f): 1:38pm On Aug 19, 2016
jazinogold:
h
h for haba grin cool
PoliticsRe: Mobil, Relocate Your Headquarters To Akwa-Ibom Or… - Militant Group Warns by NZAGHA(f): 12:51pm On Aug 19, 2016
Boleyndynasty2:
Observing
from 45th floor.. cool grin grin
PoliticsRe: Mobil, Relocate Your Headquarters To Akwa-Ibom Or… - Militant Group Warns by NZAGHA(f): 12:51pm On Aug 19, 2016
Boleyndynasty2:
Observing
from 45th floor.. cool grin grin
PoliticsRe: Nnamdi Kanu Writes British Government by NZAGHA(f): 9:26pm On Aug 18, 2016
StOla:
He suddenly realised he is a British citizen who has his family safely tucked away in the UK, yet he was sourcing for funds to start a violent rebellion in faraway Nigeria?

If shit had hit the fan, he would have abandoned all the unfortunate miscreants he was goading to their death, and returned to his peaceful country, UK.

This guy deserves to surpass Mandela in jail, then we would release the British ex-convict back to his British motherland.

CelebritiesRe: Iyabo Ojo Sizzles In Slit Long Skirt And A Top by NZAGHA(f): 6:42pm On Aug 18, 2016
SafeAlhaji:
No like it
then why are you asking if you can get a fairly used onehuh cool
CelebritiesRe: Iyabo Ojo Sizzles In Slit Long Skirt And A Top by NZAGHA(f): 12:55pm On Aug 18, 2016
SafeAlhaji:
Abeg i fit get fairly used of these your headphonehuh
love it? grin grin grin
CelebritiesRe: Iyabo Ojo Sizzles In Slit Long Skirt And A Top by NZAGHA(f): 11:41am On Aug 18, 2016
Notime to listen to dis... *closes ear*

CelebritiesRe: APC Shoe Spotted In Turkey Store - Kunle Afod by NZAGHA(f): 10:17am On Aug 18, 2016
Airforce1:
the guy on blue top is a Yoruba film actor

Which Turkey store
leave dem. Nairaland and false news be like apc and promises. grin
Jokes EtcRe: Wanna Make You Laugh/ Whatsapp Crack Your Ribs/ Drop Ur Number. by NZAGHA(f): 9:06pm On Aug 17, 2016
williamLEE:
I can make you laugh . . .nd I promise u won't regret drop ur number . . Think's/ aM Berry Wilson.
09023428545 oya yarn me na na cool
Jokes EtcRe: Wanna Make You Laugh/ Whatsapp Crack Your Ribs/ Drop Ur Number. by NZAGHA(f): 9:05pm On Aug 17, 2016
williamLEE:
I can make you laugh . . .nd I promise u won't regret drop ur number . . Think's/ aM Berry Wilson.
Christianity EtcRe: How Can I Help God Fulfill His Promises? by NZAGHA(f): 8:59am On Aug 14, 2016
Joshemmy:
David says 'I have been young, now I am getting old, I have not seen the righteous forsaken nor his seed begging for bread! Psa.37:25

God's word never fails, His promises are perfect. He said as the rain come to the earth and does not return, but waters the earth to give seed to the sower and bread to the eater, so is his word! Isa.55:10

I know God's promises to me, but what do I do to bring those His promises to come to pass in my life? I have been waiting patiently and I know He is a covenant keeping God. What do I do next, people of God?
like my fellow nlanders have said, you cannot help God. Rather you only fit your self into his plans. God doesn't need the help of any human, because his independent. So bro, in order to get God's promises fulfilled, you will need patience and perseverance.
Jokes EtcRe: 36 Hillarious Superstitious Beliefs by NZAGHA(f): 11:26pm On Aug 11, 2016
splenzard:
op, why am I having this feeling that


you are a chief priest ..lol
:/grincheesy;D8)grincheesy
HealthRe: This Is World Breastfeeding Week!!! by NZAGHA(f): 12:40pm On Aug 01, 2016
*Crossing to the other side of the road*
FoodRe: Chicken And Chips (and How To Prepare Them) by NZAGHA(op): 10:52am On Aug 01, 2016
Trina0936:
OP,you go make better husband oh! wink Oya,will you marry me? cheesy
grin grin grin
FoodChicken And Chips (and How To Prepare Them) by NZAGHA(op): 6:30pm On Jul 31, 2016
#For Chips:

Ingredients:

*Potatoes (starchy potatoes preferably)
*Vegetable oil
*Salt

#Preparation:

*Use starchy potatoes
*Wash and slice the potatoes
*Soak them in water and add salt to it. Leave for 20mins. Or thereabout. Bring them out and allow to dry for a while.
*put the vegetable oil in a frypan and allow to be very hot. Add the potatoes and bring them out almost immediately.
*allow to cool completely.
*heat the oil again until very hot. Refry the potatoes.
*add salt to tastes

#For Chicken.

Ingredients:

*Chicken
*Flour
*Oil
*Garlic powder
*Eggs
*Milk
*Bread crumbs
*Pepper
*Salt
*All purpose flour
*Lemon Juice
*Red chilli powder

#Preparation:

*Wash and cut chicken into desired pieces. Dont remove skin. Set aside.
*Miranade the chicken for one hour using a mixture of the lemon juice, red chilli powder and salt.
*Beat egg in a bowl and add milk. Whisk thoroughly.
*In another bowl, add flour, garlic powder, red chilli, bread crumbs and salt and mix together.
*Put the chicken in the flour mixture and allow it to coat the chicken.
*Then dip the chicken to the whisked egg and milk and coat again with the flour.
*Heat oil in a frypan and then deep fry the chicken until it turns golden brown.

#For salad.

#Ingredients.

*Lettuce
*Cabbage
*Ketchup
*Tomatoes

#Preparation

*Cut the vegetables into desired shape and mix together.
*Serve as dressing for chicken and chips.
*Put ketchup by the side of the plate.

After this processes you're good to go. Food is ready. Oya chopping mode activated.



http://newstrumpet..com/2016/07/food-chicken-and-chips-how-to-prepare.html

TravelRe: 20 English Words To Avoid When In Other Countries by NZAGHA(f): 4:44pm On Jul 31, 2016
You hate bubu ooo grin chaii. But wait, u use the right word shaa cool coz if u try that eeeh o boy... grin

Raydos:
Don't Say "SAI" In Nigeria, It Means """Beat Me Up"".


That's Why Many Innocent People Were Beaten Up In A Petrol-Station For Saying ""SAI-baba""


So Avoid This Word!!!!!!
Jokes EtcSome Funny Strategies Naija Bloggers Do In The Name Of Driving Traffic. by NZAGHA(op): 2:16pm On Jul 30, 2016
Well, i have come across many of them. Some kind of post naija bloggers use inorder to drive traffic to their blog.

When you see this kind of post on social media know that the aim is traffic not what you will gain from reading.

OMG.: see what man to his girlfriend for not... (not doing what,?)

to complete it becomes a problem because they want traffic. Naija sef.

SHOCKER: Man Beats wife for insulting his... (his gini?)
chai. See thing wey blog traffic fit cos grin

DISASTER: see girl caught in the act.. (which girl? Oh, ur sista?)

many to mention are few. Naija too much.

http://deynaija..co.ke/2016/07/strategies-bloggers-use-in-gaining.html?m=1
CrimeNAFDAC Arrests 2 Suspects Over Fake Products by NZAGHA(op): 12:58pm On Jul 22, 2016
THE operatives of the National Agency for Food Drug Administration and Control (NAFDAC) yesterday, seized trailer loaded with fake and counterfeit pharmaceutical products inside a warehouse at iddo, Oyingbo, Lagos.

The warehouse allegedly belonged to one Okwudili.

Addressing newsmen, the acting Director General, Mrs. Yetunde Oni, said following intelligence report, and surveillance mounted at iddo Motor Park by operatives of investigation and Enforcement Directorate, the agency intercepted a kano bound trailer loaded with counterfeit pharmaceutical products.

It was alleged that bundles of used clothes, measuring tapes, screw drivers, food products and some registered NAFDAC regulated products were used to conceal the counterfeits.

Also, it was alleged that internationally controlled precursor chemicals were found in the truck.

Click here for full post...

http://naijaelites.xobor.com/blog-e18655-NAFDAC-arrests-suspects-over-fake-products.html
EducationRe: Why Do We Bury Dead Bodies Six Feet Under by NZAGHA(f): 9:44am On Jul 22, 2016
BusinessRe: My Accounts Has Been Restricted Because Of BVN by NZAGHA(f): 3:13am On Jul 19, 2016
dotcomnamename:
But i cant ride from Ireland to Nigeria grin, and i can't fly from here to another country because of BVN because i have other things that i spend my time on wink
ok, please visit this my site its cool @ NaijaLite forum... See for your self...
WebmastersRe: Webhosting, Which Should I Go For?(help) by NZAGHA(op): 5:55pm On Jul 18, 2016
hostkobo:
Hi there,

I am reliable and can be trusted - thats me, as a person and technically speaking.

You can reach me via whatsapp. I can host your site, design it and babysit it for you. You'll have no worries.

regards,
HK
thanks i will reach ya ASAP.

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