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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Jobs! by nzeasa: 11:26am On Jan 23, 2013
prepare to hawk GNLD product on the traffic.
@monak25 visit www.u-connect-ng.com
Education / Re: Nicknames Your Teachers Were Given In School And How They Earned It. by nzeasa: 9:24am On Jan 23, 2013
Our Economics teacher back then was nicknamed Far-away-Beauty. whenever this lady is at a distant from you , she looks more beautiful but she is closer to you she looks ugly than never although she is fair.

Our commerce teacher back then was nicknamed according-to-o'level . he earned this named as when ever he came to our class he always used this phrase to reference our WAEC exams.

one of our teacher back then was nicknamed chi-ri-cha-kwa-ya. becos she always gives us waka when we misbehave.
Romance / Who Is A Better Lover Skinny Guys Vs Fat Guys by nzeasa: 4:22pm On Jan 21, 2013
i am just wondering . who a better lover could be.
do comment with facts.
Phones / Re: Nokia Unveils Asha 205, 205 Dual-SIM Qwerty Handsets by nzeasa: 3:33pm On Dec 04, 2012
aze: Source and u think l have got the whole time to read you CnP post?
stay there till eternity. mssstewwwww
Phones / Nokia Unveils Asha 205, 205 Dual-SIM Qwerty Handsets by nzeasa: 4:48pm On Nov 26, 2012
Amid all the Windows Phone, luridly coloured Lumia hype, it’s easy to forget Nokia sells a far more successful line of mobile phones, based on its Series 40 OS. While it sold just 2.9 million Microsoft-powered Lumias in its fiscal Q3, sales of Nokia mobile phones totalled 76.6 million during the quarter — of which 6.5 million were its Asha full touch phones.

For a little more context, Nokia says there are 675 million “current users” of Nokia Series 40-based phones globally.

Full-touch Ashas are only a portion of the Asha range — which runs to 12 phones in total. Or it did until today as Nokia has just added another two new models to the range, due to launch in Q4: namely, the Asha 205, and a dual-SIM variant (called, obviously enough, the Asha 205 dual-SIM) which has two SIM slots to support multiple SIMs. These latest Ashas are Qwerty devices, not touchscreen handsets. But unlike previous Qwerty Ashas, such as the 201 and 302, they feature a dedicated Facebook button on the front — for jumping straight to your social network profile.

These are the first Facebook buttons Nokia has added to any of its phones.

Asked whose idea the Facebook button was — Nokia’s or Facebook’s — Neil Broadley, Director, Technology Marketing, of Nokia’s Mobile Phones division, told TechCrunch the button was developed in “joint collaboration” with Facebook. “It’s very much something we’ve developed in partnership with Facebook. It’s been a joint collaboration throughout,” he said, adding: “We talk very closely with Facebook in terms of looking at the opportunities we have.”

Of course, this is not the first Facebook button to appear on a phone. Back in 2011, HTC unboxed two phones with dedicated Facebook buttons, the HTC ChaCha and HTC Salsa — and that launch was accompanied by a video message from Zuckerberg talking up “deep social integration” as his mobile strategy of choice, rather than the fabled ‘Facebook phone’. Last year Orange and Vodafone also fired forth some own-brand handsets with Facebook buttons on board, including the Orange Alcatel One Touch 908F, Orange One Touch 813F, Orange One Touch 585F and Vodafone 555 Blue. (And most recently Orange has partnered with Facebook on a social calling service called ‘Party Call‘.)

This year, phones with Facebook buttons have been as rare as hen’s teeth — or they were until Nokia decided Facebook-branded knobs were exactly what its latest Asha phones needed. It describes the pair as the “most social” Ashas it’s made, noting they also come preloaded with a Twitter client — developed by Nokia in “partnership” with Twitter — and the eBuddy chat app.

As with other Ashas, the phones target mobile users on a budget, or who have other constraints to consider (such as limited access to high-speed data connections), and include technology such as Nokia’s Xpress Browser, which compresses webpages by up to 90 percent before delivering them to speed load times and shrink data downloads, and support for web apps such as Nokia Nearby (which taps up Nokia’s mapping assets and cell-tower positioning to offer location-based services to phones that lack GPS).

Both 205 handsets cost around $62 each, before taxes and subsidies, which Nokia said is around $10 cheaper than its previous “most affordable” Asha, the 201.

When Nokia introduced the Asha range, at Nokia World 2011, the launch focus was on developing countries, rather than mature mobile markets like Western Europe. But the rollout of Asha has been a far more global affair — the range is available in 132 markets globally, including markets in Europe such as the U.K. (Nokia claims existing Asha models feature in the top 20 handsets “in terms of volume” in the U.K. market.) Similarly, these latest Ashas will get the same 132 global markets rollout, although Nokia said the markets where it will hold launch events for the pair are India, Indonesia and Nigeria.


Slam
A new feature, developed by Nokia, which is included on the Asha 205 devices is called Slam. This is designed to make it easier for phone owners to share content from one handset to another — again, with the constrained scenario of not necessarily having high-speed cellular networks on tap, or even Wi-Fi on board (the Asha 205 handsets don’t have 3G or Wi-Fi).

Slam is effectively a simplified Bluetooth transfer, dispensing with the need to pair handsets before you can share content. The system just detects the closest compatible device and pairs automatically, before prompting the user to accept whatever content is being shared. So to send content via Slam you put your handset next to your buddy’s phone before hitting the ‘Send via Slam’ option.

Nokia said Slam works over devices with Bluetooth 2.1+EDR – so sending content isn’t just limited to the new devices announced today. Content can also be sent to Android devices, according to Nokia. It said you don’t need to have Slam on your handset to receive files; you just need Bluetooth.
Nokia 206, 206 dual-SIM

In addition to the Asha 205, and Asha 205 dual-SIM, Nokia is also beefing up its line of non-Asha Series 40 devices, with two new models: the 206 and 206 dual-SIM also announced today. These are in a range it brands simply ‘Nokia’ (plus the model number). The candy bar style 206 handsets come in a range of bright, Lumia-inspired colours (as well as black and white), and have a slightly larger screen (~10%) than existing Nokia phones of this type, such as the X2-02.


http://techcrunch.com/2012/11/26/the-facebook-button-is-back-on-phones-nokia-puts-social-networking-knobs-on-62-series-40-asha-205-205-dual-sim-qwerty-handsets/

Culture / Re: Gwám Gwàm Gwâm (igbo Riddles) by nzeasa: 11:05am On Nov 14, 2012
Gwam aghogho ara ano = ikwe

a woman with four breast = a mortar

Gwam akwu chara na be nna gi ma igaghi akpara ya= nwa nne gi nwanyi
Computer Market / Re: Pocket USB TV Stick For Watching TV Programs On Laptops And Computers For Sale by nzeasa: 3:31pm On Sep 08, 2012
Pm me
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Oil & Gas Companies Aptitude Test Questions-ebook by nzeasa: 11:28am On Aug 27, 2012
Thanks a bunch.
Properties / Need Self Contain For 1 Year Or One And Half Year In by nzeasa: 3:59pm On Aug 06, 2012
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Properties / Re: Various Miniflat, 2/3 Bedroom Flat & Duplex For Urgent Letting In Surulere Etc by nzeasa: 3:30pm On Aug 06, 2012
can u help me get a self contain in ebute metta/surulere/constain/yaba/lagos island a one and half or 2 yrs rent . Thanks
Properties / Re: Annoying attitudes of Housing Agents by nzeasa: 8:52pm On Jun 22, 2012
4evergod3: I do understand the reason for your complaints being a Realtor myself. However, Although I do not charge any consultation fee or whatever name it is called i often don't blame those who do. Now let me explain;

These so called agents sometimes get clients whom they refer to at the end of the day as time wasters. They spend their money on transportation trying to get what their client wants and more often than not make a whole lot of phone calls and then the client finally shows up after several missed appointments and is taken to view what he is she requested for and they reject all and reschedule for a later day. This sometimes goes on for 2 to 3 months and then one day the agent calls the client only to be told that he or she has gotten his or her desired property from another agent. This breaks the agents heart considering how much he has put into the whole transaction and getting nothing back hence the advent of the consultation fee.

My advice to prospective clients; if you need any property anywhere, try to stick with one agent whose turf that area is. That way you avoid consultancy fees. Once again I do not charge those fees and I am on the island.
can u get me a self con on the lagos island. if u have one.
Properties / Urgently Need A Room Self Con In Lagos Island, Obalende, Cms , Onikan by nzeasa: 11:53am On Jun 15, 2012
pls you can comment here if you have one. Thanks
Properties / Urgently Need A Room And Parlour Self Con In Obalende by nzeasa: 3:50pm On May 31, 2012
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Jobs/Vacancies / Pure Water Machine Engineer. by nzeasa: 12:11am On Apr 14, 2012
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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: What Is Zenith Banks Salary For Entry Level (teller) Staff. by nzeasa: 8:29am On Mar 07, 2012
It is a federal govt parastal.pls any information is welcome
Jobs/Vacancies / Pure Water Machine Engineer. by nzeasa: 9:19pm On Feb 11, 2012
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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Pure Water Machine Operator And A Driver Needed by nzeasa: 9:08pm On Feb 11, 2012
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Computer Market / Re: Brand New Laptops @ Factory Prices Of 18k And Above. Cash And Carry ! by nzeasa: 4:57pm On Oct 21, 2011
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Romance / Are You A "nice Guy" Who Never Attracts Women? Or Are You Just Plain by nzeasa: 12:51pm On Jul 12, 2011
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Computers / Do You Know That You Can Watch Live Tv On Your Mobile by nzeasa: 3:58pm On Jun 21, 2011
stations include

sports channel
IPL Live 1
IPL Live 2
IPL Live 3
IPL live 4



miscelenous channel

fashon tv
CCTV 14
NTV
Discovery Turbo
Animal Plannet wwf
discovery channel
CNN
Studio N
star plus etc
Computers / send an email to a friend with anothe's email address from your box by nzeasa: 3:38pm On Jun 21, 2011
do you know .
Jobs/Vacancies / Urgent Online Full-time Engineering, Product & Marketing Positions by nzeasa: 5:55pm On May 05, 2011
Work online
Senior Java Developer
This company is looking for an exceptional engineer with strong Java skills and a well-rounded background in computer science, including algorithm design and programming languages. You should have a proven track record of delivering robust, high-availability applications and understand the ins and outs of scalable data processing and storage. You must be capable of designing new data models, developing high-performance software, and architecting web-scale infrastructure.
Challenges
A few of the hard problems we're working on:
Semantic Search
Develop or license a catalog that asserts that URL A on Merchant 1 and URL B on Merchant 2 sell 'the same' product (with all the nuances and edge cases that implies.) Extract related metadata like pricing information
Data Mining
Analyze historical buying behavior across millions of transactions to identify relevant factors in customer merchant preference and expected revenue by merchant and product.
Real Time Auctions
Build a real-time auction comparing expected revenue per merchant calculated across dozens of factors and return a result in 200ms.
About You
• You've substantially built something you can point to. Merely following instructions is not enough. We need people who build things.
• You work for startups. Not as an aspiration but as a way of life.
• You can communicate the good work you've done to us and to the other rockstars you'll be recruiting in your first week.
• You're fun to be around and you appreciate other people who are the same.
Requirements
• BA/BS degree in Computer Science preferred with a strong academic record (MS/PhD or equivalent a plus).
• At least 3 years of multi-threaded server-side web application programming experience using agile development techniques.
• Strong Java skills and object oriented design experience, including working knowledge of core libraries, design patterns, and Hibernate. Experience with Spring MVC is a plus.
• Excellent database development skills including advanced SQL programming, a solid understanding of database technologies, and logical and physical data modeling.
• Experience with Hadoop MapReduce and Cassandra (or a different NoSQL technology) is desirable.
• This position is full-time and on-site in our San Francisco office.
Please include descriptions of or (preferably) pointers to code you've written.
Bonus points: Links to your GitHub account, open source contributions or personal code projects.
Product Manager
We are looking for an experienced Product Manager to drive our company’s products from conception to launch. In this role, you will become the most educated person in the company about the details of content monetization, affiliate marketing, link insertion, product catalogs, arbitrage, real-time auctions and other related arenas. You will guide product strategy discussions and then drive through concrete product plans, roadmaps and timelines and on to product launch.
About You
• You have demonstrated excellence building great products in a startup environment. You can point to specific products you're proud to have driven to launch.
• Your standard is that you are actually making the product process easier, faster and better as opposed to creating process for it's own sake.
• You're proficient at creating artifacts where appropriate - specifications, wireframes, mock-ups, timelines and more.
• You're adept at collecting and interpreting data about performance, uptake, revenue and satisfaction and creating a feedback loop back into the product process.
• Every day you make tough tradeoffs and balance "do it right" with "do it now".
• You're confident engaging with customers, merchants, networks and other stakeholders to understand requirements, communicate constraints or simply promote the our company’s brand.
Requirements
• 2+ years of demonstrated excellence in web-centric product management with ad-related platforms or other high-volume business-to-business applications.
• A technical background is required and a CS degree is ideal. A solid understanding of html, http, REST semantics, simple SQL and the DOM will be needed to succeed. There will be code in the interview.
• A flair for great usability and a talent for working with designers to produce beautiful usable products. Actual design talent would be a plus but not required.
• A strong grasp of business dynamics and balancing the needs of various parties in a multi-sided network.
• Very strong written and oral communication skills and great attention to detail.
• Fluency in web culture and an understanding of online publishers, merchants and intermediaries.
• Experience with auctions or arbitrage a strong plus.
• This position is full-time and on-site in our San Francisco office.
Quantitative Marketing Lead
In this position, you will be responsible for creating, measuring and optimizing targeted customer acquisition activity. Begin by analyzing existing customer data to identify markers of profitability and estimate lifetime customer value. Then, design, deploy, measure and optimize a mix of web/online marketing, email, direct marketing and event-based campaigns that attract new profitable customers and maximize the return on marketing dollars. Instrument and analyze existing product elements and company workflow to optimize lead generation, conversion and retention. Collect customer and market data to highlight new areas of expansion across product, geography and content vertical.
About You
• You love data, measurement and stats. SQL, heavy Excel, and analytics packages don't scare you. Bonus points for tools like R or MatLab.
• When you hear "PPC campaign", you think "do it" rather than "hire a team" or "manage an agency".
• Being good at PPC and email are table stakes. You're excited to build measurability into trade shows, webinars, white papers, sponsorships, direct marketing and ten other channels we haven't thought of.
• You have experience with social networks as a multiplying force for campaign effectiveness and user retention.
• You're comfortable with A/B and multivariate testing to optimize conversion.
• You're familiar with tools like Salesforce.com, Marketo and HubSpot as potential force-multipliers.
• You're a good communicator, fun to be around and get excited about driving measured excellence into an organization.
Requirements
• A minimum of three years demand generation or other quantitative marketing experience with B2B organizations
• Demonstrated excellence with common channels like PPC, display ads and email.
• Previous experience with harder to measure channels like trade shows, events, webinars, sponsorships and direct marketing.
• A positive, can-do attitude, a strong work-ethic and proven experience in a startup environment.
• SEO and email deliverability skills a plus.
• This position is full-time and on-site in our San Francisco office.
Customer Management and Support Representative
Our company is looking for a patient, thorough, technically adept Customer Management and Support Representative to join our team and ensure a smooth and successful experience for all of our customers. You will work closely with the Engineering and Marketing teams and will be the voice of the customer and make an immediate impact in this dynamic and fast-growing start-up.
About You
Customer Support
• Investigate, identify, troubleshoot, and solve technical issues through email support and in the customer support community. These include javascript interactions, REST API issues, and general transaction and commission questions.
• Monitor other forums around the web for complaints/questions and join those conversations as well.
• Become an expert on our company’s product and be prepared to help explain it as new features are released.
• Escalate support requests to the appropriate person as needed.
• Help new and existing customers understand product functionality and relevant processes.
• Prepare feedback for the product team from common inquiries.
• Manage and own the online knowledge base, including articles and replying to / moderating discussions.
Customer Management
• Ensure timely and correct payment to publishers at the end of every month.
• Monitor customer drop-offs and new sign-ups and follow up.
• Work with the marketing team on customer activation.
• Monitor merchant coverage to ensure the relevant merchants are active for each publisher.
Requirements
• Excellent oral and written English communication skills. Foreign language fluency is a plus.
• Empathetic, trustworthy and detail-oriented demeanor internally and externally.
• Familiarity and enthusiasm for web technologies and the ability to do basic troubleshooting of customer issues.
• 4-year Bachelors degree.
• This position is full-time and on-site in our San Francisco office.
Sales / Business Development Associate
We are searching for driven, motivated sales professionals
Responsibilities
• Generate outbound emails/calls to prospective clients.
• Generate awareness and interest in full suite of products and services.
• Identify customer needs and share our value proposition.
• Manage and maintain a detailed accurate and growing pipeline.
• Demonstrate persistence, tenacity, ability to overcome obstacles and handle frequent objections.
• Follow-up on designated leads.
• Conduct online product demonstrations as needed.
• Leverage internet tools to complete research on companies as appropriate.
Requirements
• Bachelor's degree in related field.
• Minimum 1 year of Sales experience and generating monthly revenues above target goals.
• Excellent track record in developing relationships with clients.
• Strong relationship building and customer service skills.
• Experience with Salesforce a plus.
• Experience in the interactive advertising / affiliate marketing industry a plus.
• This position is full-time and on-site in our Whiting, Indiana (greater Chicagoland) office.
About this company
This company is the pioneer and market leader in automated affiliate marketing. We offer web publishers large and small a suite of technologies to drive incremental non-advertising revenue from existing content with zero ongoing time investment and little to no impact on their site. We are looking for highly talented, motivated and visionary people who want to build something great that defines an industry. We're building a high-volume, low-margin system focused on revenue and performance, operating in real-time and at web-scale. We currently handle more than 3.5B pageviews a month and 2M clicks a day through our network and we're just getting started.
The company has been funded by Google Ventures, First Round Capital, Emergence Capital, SoftTech VC and some stellar angels including Reid Hoffman, but the team is young and small enough that we are still giving out meaningful equity. You will have a substantial role in defining what the company is, does
Romance / Re: Mature Advice Needed by nzeasa: 3:52pm On Apr 20, 2011
horny4u:

No chemistry , no forced formular

confirmed. men. i feel u.
Romance / Re: What Does A Kiss Mean To You? by nzeasa: 2:12pm On Apr 20, 2011
What iz a kiss?
In view of
chmeistry:
kiss is that thing that happens spontaneously when two substance combine together.
Geometry:
“kiss is da shortest distence between 2 lips!,
Economics:
“kiss is that thing 4 which DEMAND is always higher than SUPPLY!….
PHYSICS:
“kiss is da process of caharging a human body!,
Computer:
“like a LAN, in which 2 bodies r conected without any DATA CABLE!…
Romance / Why Do Girls Close Their Eyes While Kissing A Guy? by nzeasa: 2:06pm On Apr 20, 2011
Why do Girls Close their Eyes while KISSING a GUY?. guess , try

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