₦airaland Forum

I wonder how I'd see a news of someone's death and start saying RIP without confirming!

Arsenal almost win...

xprezboy:
Turkish army seizes power .

Meanwhile, somewhere in Nigeria.....Ikeja Electric has been seizing power since the creation of man...

So Buhari should pick your call? Just one question sir, Who you epp??

11. Don't Spend Too Much: Some guys, with the aim of winning the girl, tend to form OBO forgetting that as you make your bed, so you must lie on it. Then they go complaining that the girl is too demanding!

Tallysmallz:
I was at a bus stop when i spotted a handsome man and i was struck with love...... Without hesitation i went to him and said "you look cute.. I like you."....


The man out of shock (or maybe fear) simply placed his hand on my shoulder
and said "My dear, this love and infatuation are all nothing. You are too young to be behaving like this. Pls go home and study hard so that you can have a successful life."..


He then placed a piece of paper my hand and said " I have written some words of wisdom and bible verses for you. Read them before you go to sleep." And then he walked away.



When i got back to my hostel feeling so ashamed and embarrassed ....and before i slept, i opened up the paper the man gave to me and it read thus: "Are you blind? My wife was standing
behind me. Any way, this is my number.

Call me anytime...... By the way, I like you too!"






Guys are so tricky...they're all cheats!
Dont know if i should call him back

If all guys are cheats, and you are considering calling him, knowing he is married, what does that make you??
You only mentioned one guy you met at the bus stop, but you wrote "guys are so tricky"...guess you met all of them at bus stops.
Change location and change approach
You attract what you are✌

vchykp:
Abi oo, this is someone i have been faithful to, this is someone i have promised to marry bfor next year end, and you call God this, God cant stop me tho, just advice and forget God

Wow..God can't stop you? Pay no attention to those superhero cartoons you've been watching o...

vchykp:
some times you need that bro, i dont know if we still have faithful girls out thier, i cant even trust my shadow at this point

That they are unfaithful doesn't mean you should be naive...let her go with her 'unfaithfulness', you value your self-esteem and move ahead!

The highest thing you can do is to break your sim, which is not bad, esp if you borrowed airtime ..but if you didn't, just delete the message and rest!

jhasper:
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brother .... wake up

Camon c9 kor...camon keep your money jare...premier league go soon start o...dstv subscription!

EniHolar:
What's there?

Ordinary Camon C9

Chai! Naija gehsss!

fairygodgodess:
Hi even everyone, it's fairygodgodess here....nice to meet u all.

See guys forming courtesy just because a female said she's new here!

ronald4ever:
What a foolish thread. Who has your number ever epped? Same you hoity-toity shameless bimbos who makes shakara to give our numbers, will be the ones cadging him with your incessant demands as soon as a relationship is ensued. From airtime to hairdo to money and other materialism to feed your insatatiable needs.

#SpokenWordPiece

kullozone:
Which 'Not Interested Sign' Are You Talking About?

Check her dp!

What are you now feeling like? Xoxoxo should buy you a yacht before he gets your number abi

skitcentral:
That's the effect of the sizzling hot. I don blunder.

Lol! Iz allowed...

skitcentral:
It's true o, today is Monday. My bad. Lord put us not into temptation.

*lead* us not into temptation! when last did you go to church?

chocolateme:
I am not food naa..

Doesn't marra...it's not limited to food alone. I could even say you have a sweet taste( jxt guessing tho)...doesn't mean you are food!

skitcentral:
Her name is Princess Jolie and she is hot. An actress to watch out for. Watch her twerking her big behind in the video below.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XNMgEHVUbL0

But OP, how can you just post this kind of thing on a monday morning?

chocolateme:
It's only food that can be sizzling hot

Are you telling me you are not sizzling hot?. I can see you o

Caringguy:
Oya tell the human wey Fast for 40 days and 40 nights....

Did that last year..........

evegran:
Good for you!

Serves as a lesson to all those guys who jump into any hole they see, you may actually never jump out fine again.

I don't feel sorry for you. I rather feel sorry for your girlfriend. I get irritated once I hear a guy blabbing that a girl forced sex on him.. wtf? Is she stronger than you? It simply means you have no will power.

A man without control belongs to the dogs on the street, not to any sensible girl alive.
Ishie!

#word

sekxy:
So what will now happen to skinny girls like us

We can be managing you people sha...I mean, even the greatest players on the football pitch gets subbed once in a while for young talents to come in and kill time...............

SAINTSAMURAII:
OK Like seriously, i cant stop wondering how guys that have skinny girlfriends cope, as in how can you be cuddling a lady and your hands will be touching bones, i just re-watch 50 shades of grey and the part where that beautiful lady let down her dress for christian made me not to like her again. as in she was curveless and straight like pencil. abeg if ure a lady, please try and add more curve and weight to your body. i cannot be cuddling or having sex with a lady and all my hands will be touching will be bones. its not fair at all.

Pastor preached today that we should lay aside every weight! I'm okay with the slim and pretty...besides, i'm on the move most times. Don't want to be chatting with my phat lady and my mb wi just be draining shapshap...phat girls consume mb bruv.

Mali Music- Beautiful(acoustic)

For King and Country- Priceless

Adele-REMEDY

Pink-just like fire

oloworulz:
don't get me wrong, what I mean is Lagos government can't provide an alternative for the Igbo's, a tribe that fails to support it's agenda. we can accommodate the Hausa's, Yoruba's are very accommodative . can ur eastern governors provide an alternative to the Yoruba's and Hausa's in ur state? make una go back to una fathers land.

So you think if ALL the Igbos leave Lagos, the state will remain the same? Then you guys will realize that 'you never know what you have until you lose it'.

I believe each tribe has its specific role to play towards the development of this and any State.

HARRYFORD1986:
trash

Super Trash!!