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iammo:
You made no sense, just sounding like an unfurtunate imbecillle, atleast check the copy of his declaration form, and.see.that.he.claims an oil and gas.company as part.of makon group of company... then again you are.most likely an omo oju orola ri so what ever you are told by people your parents are servants to you have to,be. . ,,why not wait for ccb evaluatioñ before showing how lowly.your i.q is








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what is now your business seyi owns an oil well. your generation and your hustle can never taste 1billion.seyi is already successful to prove me wrong just show me your worth your age. imagine if your father had not wasted all his youthful age playing kite you wouldn't be on Nairaland ranting about someone who I's a success already. old fool. you that you your role model is someone who can't rear 100cows successfully. awon omo recession. I wish I can see you. awon agent of poverty

iammo:



This boyman wants to learn.adult politics, Saraki's 2003 asset declaration was used against him in 2015, Tinubu's 1999 declaration was.used against him in 2010..

Now Makinde would have to tell us how Makon group.that owes workers now worth 48billion or $130million

Dangote Flour Mill $300m... they export.to other countries and serve Nigeria

Forte Oil with stations every corner of Nigeria is.valued $300m,

Diamond Bank $90m every coner.in Nigeria..

Makon Oil and Gas... No major terminal, No Oil mining Lisence, never.seen any of his fueling stations even in Ibadan .. yet its a billion.naira brand..




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now let me tell you how senseless you are. I will also tell you how the chance of your success is. you made mention that makon oil cannot be seen in any corner of Nigeria. you said makon is not littering in Nigeria like forte oil. now use your sense, when have you seen shell petroleum, ExxonMobil,agip petroleum in every corner of Nigeria. when you can't reason hard you won't know the difference between oil well and filling station. the level of success of every human being is determined by the level of reasoning, by what you said now,I know you belong to buhari, the children of recession agent of poverty. rearer of gay cows those who never believed in prosperity. mind you if you have sense ,makinde wouldn't have declared publicly if it is false asset.
MOREOVER FIND SOMEONE TO HELP YOU DIFFERENTIATE BETWEEN OIL WELL AND FILLING STATION. ALL YOU CHILDREN OF BACKWARDNESS.

We billionaire

We 50billion gang

Infinityk:
Is anybody from his family a politician?

no. he hasn't hold any political office before.

Infinityk:
I too used to normally hear that seyi makinde is rich from Ibadan ppl
I can't believe Oyo state have a billionaire as governor
U guys are lucky

seyi makinde once said on radio that if he wants to collect something from abacha he will first go to al musapha before been redirected please reason that with me. the man got connections at a very young age.

Lamasta:
Ogbeni Makinde hope you never add future assets to it

in 2015 sen.Teslim Folarin said on a live radio program in front of seyi makinde that he is not half the worth of seyi makinde.Teslim said seyi makinde will buy him four times. in 2019 an OAP(Edmond obilo) asked seyi makinde on a live radio program that what is his Worth he then replied that he pays a tax of one billion every year. my point is screw everyone comparing adelabu to engineer seyi makinde. gsm has been spending since when adedibu was alive. I have had chance to meet him. guy we love him Oyo state. do you think it us easy to defeat APC.

in 2015 sen.Teslim Folarin said on a live radio program in front of seyi makinde that he is not half the worth of seyi makinde.Teslim said seyi makinde will buy him four times. in 2019 an OAP(Edmond obilo) asked seyi makinde on a live radio program that what is his Worth he then replied that he pats a tax of one billion every year. my point is Bleep everyone comparing adelabu to engineer seyi makinde. gsm has been spending since when adedibu was alive. I have had chance to meet him. guy we love him Oyo state. do you think it us easy to defeat APC.

When there is only one generator in your town

damtan:
You've got no proof naaaa.

check again

If NURTW could be earning this huge amount of money without any certificate or any service to humanity, they don't construct road nor build hospitals, even their garages are not good to see. The only thing they are good at is building thugs and criminals.its high time government took over.

Please tell me what is happening here

if you find the owner were are looking for him,re ran away

its is funny to see federal university of technology akure lecture theatre using concrete block as seat .This lecture theatre is called 1000seater hall.
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partnerbizz4:
i just laughed so loudly.

Lose my rank shi

I tell you. I'm their local champion. ifvyou see the way they dragged themselves to me.

Please help. Like I'm the most literate personnel among the people I'm with. An android phone has just been stolen, I sat somewhere thinking about life, when saw them coming to me all in pride, to find a clue to how the phone could be tracked. Please I don't want to fumble, help me out, I don't wanna lose my rank

NASTYNASOSO:
HMMMMMMMMMMM

THERE IS NOTHING IN YOUR POST THAT WILL SUBSTANTIATE YOUR CLAIM OF

Oyo State Remains The Political Headquarters Of Nigeria.

GO TO KANO AND LEARN POLITICS JOOR.

in kano, second term is or might be guaranteed, but in oyo state, second term is never guaranteed check the winning margin of kano and that of oyo state. Kano state is still riggable while oyo can't be rigged

OCEANMORGAN:

Do you think anybody is playing with you??
Where is the picture??

sorry I don't know what is wrong. It's not uploading.

Winning elections in oyo state is not a small thing. I read in a news, saraki telling newsmen that he was rigged out, I shook my head, I now wished he is from oyo state,upon all the years he had used in power, we would have ended his political career long time ago here in oyo state. All the likes of David Mark, ekweremadu, let them keep thanking God they are not from oyo state.
When adelabu adebayo was aspiring to be governor, he was on high spirit, he went on donating money in millions, I look and pity him, I muttered, has this one never heard the story of oyo state especially ibadan, here we don't care, we don't give a shit, you are only going to waste money, elections are not won like that here.
Ajimobi remains the only governor in oyo state to complete two good terms, people focused too much on him that they forgot Teslim Folarin. Teslim Folarin is the only senator in oyo state that used 8 years and reelected, the reason is that Ajimobi is the main focus. Congratulations to him. As popular and loved as ladoja is, he never got a second term. Almighty Adedibu didn't last for 10years. Even Adedibu's son(kamorudeen) lost reelection.
Now let me take you through the numbers of high profile politicians that fell:
1}olatoye sugar{may his soul rest in perfect peace}:: this a very popular politician here, everyone keep saying he would be reelected surely
He didn't even come second.
2}monsurat sumonu ::she is representing oyo center, a close family of alaafin oyo. The good news is that she didn't even come second.
3}hon. Abiodun awoleye dada
4}hon. Fijabi
5}Alao Akala
6}sen. Soji Akanbi
And many more uncountable.
FACT YOU SHOULD KNOW::ALL THE HOUSE OF ASSEMBLY MEMBERS EXCEPT LIKE THREE MEMBERS ARE ALL NEWS MEMBERS.
I would have loved to show you how elections are protected in oyo state, and you would actually shake your head. If you wish to see it. Search for my group on Facebook {SAGESLAND TRENDS}.
Lest I forget. Seyi makinde should not rejoice much, second term might not be guaranteed. Let him try his best and leave the rest

Winning elections in oyo state is not a small thing. I read in a news, saraki telling newsmen that he was rigged out, I shook my head, I now wished he is from oyo state,upon all the years he had used in power, we would have ended his political career long time ago here in oyo state. All the likes of David Mark, ekweremadu, let them keep thanking God they are not from oyo state.
When adelabu adebayo was aspiring to be governor, he was on high spirit, he went on donating money in millions, I look and pity him, I muttered, has this one never heard the story of oyo state especially ibadan, here we don't care, we don't give a shit, you are only going to waste money, elections are not won like that here.
Ajimobi remains the only governor in oyo state to complete two good terms, people focused too much on him that they forgot Teslim Folarin. Teslim Folarin is the only senator in oyo state that used 8 years and reelected, the reason is that Ajimobi is the main focus. Congratulations to him. As popular and loved as ladoja is, he never got a second term. Almighty Adedibu didn't last for 10years. Even Adedibu's son(kamorudeen) lost reelection.
Now let me take you through the numbers of high profile politicians that fell:
1}olatoye sugar{may his soul rest in perfect peace}:: this a very popular politician here, everyone keep saying he would be reelected surely
He didn't even come second.
2}monsurat sumonu ::she is representing oyo center, a close family of alaafin oyo. The good news is that she didn't even come second.
3}hon. Abiodun awoleye dada
4}hon. Fijabi
5}Alao Akala
6}sen. Soji Akanbi
And many more uncountable.
FACT YOU SHOULD KNOW::ALL THE HOUSE OF ASSEMBLY MEMBERS EXCEPT LIKE THREE MEMBERS ARE ALL NEWS MEMBERS.
I would have loved to show you how elections are protected in oyo state, and you would actually shake your head. If you wish to see it. Search for my group on Facebook {SAGESLAND TRENDS}.
Lest I forget. Seyi makinde should not rejoice much, second term might not be guaranteed. Let him try his best and leave the rest

I can't just help laughing when I saw this.

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When Ajimobi see votes. He was like...

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beautiful child in a village and local church

this happened today along Lagos Ibadan express way by boluwaji bus terminal. thanks no life was lost

olajizz01:
I pray that this widely accepted man will not give Atiku and his wailing zombies heart attack b4 febuhari 16.


In entire north,widely accepted
In SW ,widely accepted.
In SS accepted.
Only SE are following thief.

6-1=5

5 regions is a goal.








Sai Buhari,sai baba.

he is the president every one will want to see how he looks like

She is lonely and dejected.

kollinzgee:
Some men fear approaching women more than they fear hell ,well i understand nobody wants to be burnt emotionally (ego tinz) .the fact is woman will bash you if you approach them the wrongly .approaching women and making them fall for you is a skill every straight guy must learn unless you want to settle for less .below are tactics on how to get a ladies attention on the first meeting .

step (1)if you see a lady you like for the first time ,walk up to her from the side. she must not know you want to approach her (we want to use surprise element here)now be smart look out for what she is wearing,what she is doing,what she is holding bla bla.

(2)now if you know what she is wearing, doin,what she is holding. be creative(we want to make her smile so she will open the door)tell or ask her the any of the following .

**this one you are putting on black black have you joined bad gang i fear you oooo (then smile)

**this one you are putting on red is are you preparing for valentine already.(smile and maintain eye contact)

,**are you the first daughter this one you are rushing home do you want to go and cook.

lastly ,be creative find out about the latest gist or comedy talk in town (they are always available)or any funny or childish talk it doeant matter if its immature just say it confidently and be optimistic whenever you say it young women love playful and confident guys .jerks always have thier way with women than a gentleman who is trying hard to be polite and nice and at the end he will still fuckup and be friendzoned.just be playful,confident and funny dont give a Bleep about her actions or facial expression if she is a dumb girl free her and look for another target.

(3)if you say the above lines and she smiles then move to the next phase you can tell her she looks like a student,banker,or the first daughter bla bla.whatever her answer make a joke out of it .if she says she is the first daughter tell her you hope she is not like dj cuppy who is the first daughter but cannot make eba she will laugh (here) if she is working make a joke out of her occupation like how bankers come home late,hope she wunt come late to heaven.or if she is a law student ask her if she wunt send you to jail for talking to her. just burst her bubbles sha i don tire...with crazy humour you cam break any defence even with your male friends just learn hw to thinl fast. i was not this good before.

(4)if you have succesfuly burst her bubble,you can now introduce yourself and ur occupation still make fun of yourself or job and talk matured talk and be serious no too much play here.you can now ask her her name then give her you phone to type her number dont ask her for number ooo just give her your phone to type it or collect her own fone and type your then flash your number.

women love men that are sure of themselve and are very relaxed.they test to know if you confident,intelligent,fun to be with etc if you are not they will kick yoiu out and embarrass you.

nice one. Though I knew this before. I always chase girls of higher level. It really works

Paxie55:
Nonsense.


This was the reason I spat on one foolish guy yesterday.

You mean that's nonsense. Lemme see your pictures before I comment. I bet you can't be a clean girl. Spitting on a guy's face.