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@iamoyindamola

I won the Nairaland Arsenal Fans FPL, the same year Arsenal won the league after 22 years.

Take note

Congratulations to Ibime (You deserver the Nairaland FPL Legend Title)

And

Congratulations to iamoyindamola

Also

Congratulations to Bluelines and Erons!


Despite my many distractions during the season, I still managed to finish 7th in the main league, So I congratulate myself too.


And congratulations to my team ARSENAL for winning the league (Haters can hug their nearest transformer )

Who are the winners and who are the losers?

Calibrator:
Weekly Update: Nairaland FA Cup and Bongo FA Cup tables after GW29

Resurgence begins next Gameweek!

My boy! Is there a reason you stopped posting Bongo FA updates as usual? I hope it has nothing to do with the fact that you have been pushed down from the top and I am one of the people responsible for that?

Don't worry my boy, I don't mind you winning that cup, a real Tiger like me cannot celebrate winning Bongo after achieving bigger heights. Also for the entertainment you provide on this thread, we will not relegate you again.

Just know your mates and be humble!

It's been a while I am here... I have been very busy walahi... and frequently on the move.

I enjoy my work and the frequent travels tho... Just that I am not getting enough time to play this game that I love as I should.

Anyways, I have read up to 12 or more pages now catching up, and I can see my boy Calibrator still making mouth as ever... Boy, be humble!

@iamoyindamola, whatever you decide concerning the playoff will be the rule.

Let me see how far I can climb up on the table... I can see many papertigers feeling like Jagaban at the top, some will be encouraged to stay on top, while some will be shown their proper position soon.


It's still the Brutal BRUTALLION... Be afraid! be very afraid!

Ibime:
OAM4J, come and kneel down here. . . . see flogging!

I gave up after Foden's 2nd goal. Then Burn gave an assist.

Except Gakpo, Enzo and Gyokeres perform wonders, I will gently accept my L.

These days I have little time to analyze and strategize. I had 2 FT yet couldn't come up with better replacements to edge you. Just had to hope on luck.

Calibrator:
GW13

Brutallion, you are next! 🫵🫵

I told you to always put 'Lord' or 'Master' before my name. Say 'Lord Brutallion👑' 😎

How far my boy? I wasn't that brutal to you, was I? 😂😂

You are lucky I am in between many travels, I didn't have time to set up my team to be very brutal. 😁

raumdeuter:
Tail wey wan cut take prepare Jamaican oxtail soup

You should be begging me Dayo to put you in the largeness of my heart since you are yet to meet me, because I can so beat and weaken your team and you find yourself losing 4 in a row

Many of you have stepped on the lion's tail.... It will only get brutal from now on

Emaprince:
This semenyo nondey hear word sha.

I intentionally didnt want to get him back to my team...and the guy just dey bang dey go

That one na bad intentional o. In this game, you can't afford to dislike a performing player. There are some players that I hate their club, but I buy them when they are in form before the fall my rank.

I even regret not getting him early. He should have been in my team since gameweek1 instead of Rogers that I went for, and I would have been better for it.

But this game no balance sef, see Super Strikaz with 78 scores getting 0 point this GW while Obaino jazz with 47 scores certain to get 3 points.

Oya all of you open your mouth and pray with a loud voice... say "My father, my father, whether I am am having a strong or weak gameweek, let my opponents be always weaker"...Prayyyyyyyyyyyy

Calibrator:
You know the funniest thing?

I lost my first two GW matches but as it stands, I am going to be above both of you at the end of this GW.

Can't relegate with you lots below me on the table, can I?

It's still too early to tell. We will access your performances quarterly if we should allow you to continue to play or just relegate you immediately. So let's see your standings at GW 10, 20 and 30, if you are still above average by GW30, then we will let you play to the end... but you must not win. Instead of you to win we will cancel the game for this season, if you vex you can go to Fantasy court and explain there tire

Emaprince:
This brutallion just get luck anyhow ....

Just when I thought I still stand a chance of turning around the tie if Grealish come good tomorrow, his Gabriel, whom was giving him 2pts scored a late winner to ammass 13pts for him. Smh

lol, my brother just accept your L jejely and move on. Even without the goal from Gabriel, I will still be ahead of you, all my defenders are defcon merchants and the goal threat and clean sheet possibilities of Gabriel is the reason I invested more than 6M to get him. Also it's true you still have Grealish to play, while I also still have Ndiaye and Tarkowski to play, all having good chances of hauling points apart from hard luck. We both deployed our WC this GW, so accepting that you got a clear and clean L from me should not be hard.

I feel you sa... but please do all in your power to donate your seat at the bottom to Calibrator, that boy no sabi wash hand and so cannot sit and eat with the elders at the top of the table.

StarchAndBanga:
Haba na, how I no go qualify for playoffs.. A whole Starch And Banga FC?

I just dey try clear that iamoyindamola for him n0nsencee "I will close Carling cup" statement like say no be for fun person dey play fpl..

The most important criteria for Carling cup is a good run, being active is an added bonus . Someone can do poorly and retain his FA cup slot just by being active but one cannot get promoted from Carling (after a poor Carling cup run) just by being active

You are right, but then in the event where the Carling Cup finalists are inactive, let's assume we have other semi/quarter finalists that are active, they might be considered ahead of the main finalists, especially if those being relegated from FA are also not active.

But in the event none of the participants of Carling Cup is active, none of them will be promoted, and you sef think am, it makes no sense even having the Cup again, reason iamoyindamola suggested closing it. Like you said It's for fun, but where is the fun if we don't banter and we are all ghosts to each other.

What I want you to do is to remain active so that you can replace that paper tiger called Calibrator aka FC Hojuholape next season.

Calibrator:
By the way, it is almost as if the Carling Cup doesn't exist this season.

No thread participation from the participants, no table updates from anybody in the Cup.


And you people expect to get promoted when you are not even acquainted with the participants of the FA Cup?

Hope Admin is taking note... I trust our Idi Amin sha

Hmnnnnnn.....

I see what you are doing, you know you will most likely finish 1st or 2nd from the bottom, you have to start disqualifying your potential replacements early.

Yeah, we have noticed Carling cup participants are not active, but we will still relegate you and replace you with average

But if you humble yourself and respect your masters, we might reconsider sa

Calibrator:
I have been looking for a cheap way into Liverpool defence for their match against Burnley.

Guehi 4.5m just signed for Liverpool and Konate suffered a knock yesterday.... Are you thinking what I am thinking? 🤗🤗

The deal has failed. His replacement at Palace failed so Palace blocked him from going to Liverpool.

Calibrator:
You don't know the context? 🤣🤣🤣
Let me share a screenshot of the scene 😁😁😁
Yabushige was edging his Lord Toranga to something hideous though

I am honestly not interested in the context or the story.

As long as the context makes you address me as lord, I am fine with with.

Keep to contexts that make you address me as lord, Master, King and the likes and I might just plead we don't relegate you even with 0 point

iykmora:
@OAM4J we shall meet again for the 2nd leg ✍🏼✍🏼✍🏼
Unto the next one, who 🤝🤝🤝

Well I don't blame you at all.

My supposed well planned good week would have delivered me good victory but for my decision to sign useless Wood at the last minute and even captained him.

The only decision I wanted to make earlier in the week was to get Palmer's replacement if his injury is confirmed, I was trying to decide between Sarr, Semenyo and Kudus, bur before Friday I settled for Sarr. The plan was to keep the remaining bulk money in the bank and have 2 free transfers coming from international break. I wish I had stick to that.

I was not sure who to give the armband between Bruno and Pedro. I wish I had just given it to any of them and not bother myself going online to check captain polls. Most of the polls I saw had Haaland 1st and Wood 2nd, and I didn't even have any of them, na the worry carry me go buy Wood con bench Sarr - Bad decision, wish I had even sold Watkins for Haaland sef.

So you were very lucky.

Well I know you will say I go explain tire.... But it's not over yet.

We remain Brutal BRUTALLION

Calibrator:
My good Sir...In the eternal wisdom of Yabushige to his Vassal Lord

"Perhaps you should take your own advice, my Lord"

We have given you till GW10, I still think you will enter relegation before then.

It's good you know I am still your lord.

Calibrator:
This is not about FA Cup but issues with my team selections.
If I had lost with 70-80 pts, then I will have credited my loss to the difficulty of the league but my points for the two GWs no be am at all.

No excuses for the losses but Fear my comeback!

If I am to advise you, I will say throw in the towel. just accept that you are a paper tiger and you only belong to lower leagues

iamoyindamola:
Waiting patiently

Is there any need to wait? I think 2 game weeks is enough to determine his relegation.

afrodoc2:
I will try my best to do him a favour but i made a mistake with my transfer this week.

I know you are a nice person that like doing people favours... But out of my kind heart I have decided to return you the favour.

I hope you will be grateful to me.

Calibrator:
"Be very afraid" sef follow us chop brutal L this GW

On top the lion wey my boss put on badge, una still tame him

If only you or your opponent that defeated you was my opponent, I will be having 3 points in my bag now.

So you no get mouth for my loss

Calibrator:

Are you crying so early? with only one match played?

Who is beating you early like this?

hahahaha... You go cry tire

Papertiger feeling funky

Calibrator:
That is where you are wrong

All I have to do is not lose to any of the teams on my hitlist in the FA Cup

Brutallion
Gandoki
Bourne007
Monkey luffy
Timbros

It's good as I remain No1 on your list... Stay at alert o. If you doze for a second, I would have relegated you before you wake up.

And watch out for Ibime too... He can singlehandedly relegate you also, he will make you destabilize your team and your team will remain unbalanced for many game weeks before recovering

timbros:
True.

Last season, I focused more on maximum scores and I think that's what affected me in FA Cup where I battled relegation all through, but overall rank I finished inside top 65k.

This has always been my focus too. I just think of getting the maximum points I can get every gameweek with my squad without doing any analysis of my opponents' teams.

Calibrator:
Create am abegi.

If it is not much trouble, please include the Bongo regulars like Kirey Stars, momo boiz, awalokan and Brutallion there by all possible means.

I get generational FPL beef with the above teams

See with this your mouth, if you no make Top-8 (play off), I will move a vote for your relegation back to Carling cup and majority will support me.

So watch your back every week

timbros:
It's looking more likely that Isak will remain in Newcastle.

Newcastle blocked Isak exit but this is the news this morning

Fabrizio Romano:

🚨🚨 𝐁𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆: Alexander Isak told Newcastle he will NEVER PLAY FOR THEM ANYMORE, it’s COMPLETELY OVER. 🤯🤯
The player would stay OUT even if he stays, The Athletic reports.

funkyjms:
Be like say you no know say "Too much talk" na criteria now

lol... Na so o

donjazzet:
Boss abeg help me reinstate my main account donjazet

1st, abeg help me remove my email from your post, before all these our brothers start spamming my box... Thanks

I don't know who banned that your account, only him/her or Seun can unban you. But wetin you do wey dem jail your account this long?

"Ban expires at September 15, 2032 at 02:10:11 PM"

iamoyindamola:
Guys Here we go again!!!!!!!!
The below managers should drop their mails for the fa cup code
Flaming penguins
Magnificent
Super strikaz
FC Hojuholape
Bruttalion
Ipukulubiye FC
FC Enigma
Japageng
4 leagues in a row
Bourne007
6ixt8 wolves
Somatophylakes
Winning jazz
FC Mckane
Timbros fc
Iykmora
Desert Knight
Gandoki FC

Kindly quote this post with the name of your team

***********.com

Ibime:
Omo who get time for team badge

Which AI Una dey use create these badges?

Lol, it doesn't take time at all, apart from the time you wait for it's approval.

Like Sodeeq explained, sign in on PC and use the edit badge feature with Adobe.

With few keywords, I was able to get close to what I want.

Like I got 4 options of mine with this description: "Roaring lion, cannon, football and the name B R U T A L L I O N"

Calibrator:
If you like, put two taigas and more wide aneemas.

All I see is free 6 points for Fc Hojuholape next season

The badge fear you abi? oya confess, maybe I fit show you small mercy

That angry lion na the real BRUTAL LION with the ARSENAL of double Cannons of a true Gunner

Be afraid! Be very afraid!! Be very very afraid!!!