₦airaland Forum

[quote author=Missy ★ B link=topic=451442.msg7970913#msg7970913 date=1300894755]Missy doesn't mix business with pleasure. What would you have, Sir?  [/quote]what is business with pleasure? na turenshi you dey talk, better go learn modern business, wetin your competitors dey take keep customers.

I no eat, my wife don cook for me for house.

I dont owe those on cheap drugs any response.

Odunnu:
Hmmm na wa o!
OAM4OD,na from that end I get directions to ths place o.
Me I dey fear chop man food,so I leave my boyfriend for there say make I patronise my hardworking sister.
Errrm MadamB abi wetin be your name, na twenty awas i go take you b4 u come hia?
Aha! You don come? You get Starch and ogbono?oya bring am,with 2very big bottled water-only

married woman with boyfriend. . . softly sotfly dey do am o

even though debosky and mrJw are my friends. . .no be for my mouth dem go hear say

[quote author=Missy ★ B link=topic=451442.msg7970716#msg7970716 date=1300893347] [/quote]no be for bone face, are you ready to give me after sale service? na 1 fone call i need to make, and all my friends still patronizing this joint go waka.

Both of you should stop fighting over cake

oya make una share this

https://www.laaloosh.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/red-velvet-cake.jpg https://blog.fatfreevegan.com/images/bday-cake-slice.jpg

You came late, this is an old joint, there is a new joint in town https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-628886.0.html

Missy B refused to give me after sale service, so am moving to the new one.

[quote author=ekt_bear link=topic=629743.msg7970510#msg7970510 date=1300891989]What is wrong with trains? Who knows, depending on how fast the train moved, one could live well outside of Lagos and just commute to work:[/quote]There is nothing wrong with it, am just saying we would have celebrated something much better if only Yaradua had not cancelled the railways contract obj had with the Chinese in 2006/7

There are some progress not worth celebrating, especially when you realize you could have done/achieve something better within the same period.

BTW, this is nothing new; it is only a reactivation/glorification of what we had in the 80s.

hahahahaaha 1880's locomotive trains in 2011 

Even obj in 2007 thought we deserve better.

BTW, wetin all these okada riders dey do following Buhari moto

I think say, dem talk am say, the okada riders association don endorse Lucky Joe.

I laugh in okadaland

She

Muki, you don do ofofo for your friend say we dey keep pammy constantly for under bed. . . tot it was our secret, now dem go dey think say we are always drunk.

Welcome back iice, where is my birthday cake and pamy? and how young are you now?

Ujujoan:
     

better no let your eyes commot for socket, so u no know say Muki and I don marry since?

Your application form came late.

Ojukokoro is bad

Nice kitchen, will check here soon with my wife.

presently have no appetite cos of . . .

You have 'ojukokoro'

Odunnu:
My dear OAM4ODUNNU. . .lol

stop killing debosky!

mukina2:
right here baybee

loffing you honey  

Where's my loff?

[quote author=baby.me link=topic=624608.msg7923702#msg7923702 date=1300280659]Thot you are a man? [/quote]thot wrong

Lucky Joe has nothing to fear if he has no plan to rig, but in case he is thinking this election will be rigged as usual, then he should be very afraid.

If he wins fairly, I will be among the 1st to congratulate him and am sure BB will congratulate him too, but no amount of warnings/policemen/sss/army will stop Nigeria from burning if he rigs himself in.

It is not a call for violence, it is a call for fairness.

Interesting! And they said BB ticket is not popular in North central.

I dey laugh o


Buhari/Bakare 2011

fstranger3:
^^^^

She said that I am not in the US. DId you see that

He/she na one crazy mofo, me I dey look for punni, see wetin I find


I don suffer ooooooooooooo

lol, punni-cunnyman meet yahoo-cunnyman

the mofo is definitely in naija, that is why he was asking you for people in naija to scam.

[quote author=Ileke-IdI link=topic=586187.msg7967055#msg7967055 date=1300850169]Yes o! ma gbe cooler mi ati gorodome mi wa si ijo igbeyawo yin.
Sugbon o fe da pe [i]wonky [/i]ikebe BB lo fe maa sa tele [/quote]Igbeyawo ke, lati igbawo? she is now Mrs-Mukina-OAM4J. You'll be among the 1st to get the IV to our naming ceremony

You dont know my history. Jenny and BB are my ex/baby mothers

Mukina is the wife. there will be room in the future for a mistress that will assist Mukina whenever she is tired (cos am too demanding), I will let you know when the time comes so you can apply.

[quote author=Busy_body link=topic=586187.msg7964221#msg7964221 date=1300814818]Dang i was late, that should be me Now that I know this, I have to find another big fish to hook the belle wey i get for OAM4BB on Thinking whadido . . .whadido . . .whadido

You fit hook me up with Okija juju then? Help a Sister out abeg, I am sure you will have no problem whatsoever filling a 100-page journal with my good take-home-to-mama attributes
Nor fall my hand oh, I have a lot riding at stake here, especially not with the small fact that he just got a very well paying job in Nigeria

Me too i wan come this thread later come post that myself and Okija would love to invite you to our Happy Marital Matrimony taking place this very summer [/quote]Another man can take away my wife   ex, but no one takes away my pregnancy or baby. . . there is an 'oro-idile' that must be done for all kids born in my family, if not done within seven days after birth. . . 

Well, make i no too talk. be warned sha.

[quote author=Ileke-IdI link=topic=586187.msg7967034#msg7967034 date=1300849663]ashewo! O ti tun wa obirin de bi. Je ki Mukina gba e mu. . . . BB, face the other corner o[/quote]haba! ki ni mose, Se ese ni lati ki eni ti o bi omo ku ewu omo ni?


Dont worry, very soon you go hear Mukina and OAM4J news, then e je ajeyo, wa tun gbe take-away lo le.

Congrats Tgirl.