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raumdeuter:
No be the chef aka coach dey suggest players to buy abi is it coincidence that a former Ajax manager has signed like 5 former Ajax players?

....buh some dudes want the Chef back nah. LOL!

.....In ZeroHag’s first season, when the beans were fairly spoiled, we managed to finish 3rd on the table. He was given £173m to get fresh beans, but instead, Baba went to the market and bought popcorns, pringles, cake, and biscuits—hence, we ended up finishing 8th on the table in his second season.

Chief frowned at him but still retained him as Chef. Despite this, he was handed £243m to buy fresh beans again. Yet, our mumu Chef spent it on shawarma breads, mozzarella blocks and French fries. As a result, the beans are no longer edible. By the time he was fired, we were languishing in 12th place in the league.

So, give us one good reason why he should have been retained or explain how Amorim’s reign could possibly make things worse than the mess he inherited.

That said, the Dorgu seasoning that Amorim picks up at the grocery store has certainly given the beans a different aroma.. If the Chief grants the new Chef money for shopping this summer, he’s almost certain to get rid of the remaining spoiled beans (if not all) and replace them with fresh ones. LOL!

Ellexy:
Una greviances no dey dey consistent. Few months back the clamour was for a new Chef and not new beans. The sack of the old Chef and the subsequent appointment of the current Chef was highly celebrated here.

Now make new Chef serve us correct beans, we don dey another thing say the beans no good. Infact the food now come worse pass wetin the former Chef been dey serve. Wahala dey oo.

.........Chief, the records are there! Most of us never stop blaming the board for the woes. LOL!

The last chef was given a huge sum of money to get fresh ingredients, but guess what? He blew it on unnecessary items.

What on earth did he plan to do with green peppers, carrots, and peas? That’s exactly what the guy bought instead of getting fresh beans. At the very least, he could have mixed them with the spoiled beans to serve us something slightly better.

Ellexy:
All the beans don spoil but every match day, there will expectations on the spoilt beans to perform and win and you'll see same people cursing the same beans and wailing. Must be juju shaa

........that's why we're asking Chief to get fresh beans for the new Chef. LOL!

We're being served watery beans porridge, and you expect us not to show discontent?! Our grievance is with the Chief, not the Chef or the fuckin spoiled beans.

The Chief needs to provide fresh beans for the Chef. We're tired of eating watery beans porridge.

larride:
Nah. Amorim only grace is this season.

By next season when he get his own players in and has full pre-season with the team, I expect to see instant consistent improvement in the team.

Anything short of that, he should be shown the door.

....simplified sturv. LOL!

larride:
After spending 600m to buy rotten ingredients?

Ogun suppose don strike you and Zeo Hag since

Leyqute:
And he keeps sacking his chefs, demanding they provide palatable meals like the proverbial lion that held the monkey by the throat, asking him to defecate honey. 😀

.......our guy claimed the same spoiled beans won FA and 2 second-tier trophies, as if it was those same beans that did it consistently. LOL!

Need I remind him few "oloyin (honey)" beans got mixed in with the spoiled ones to at least add a bit of nutrients?! LOL!

nitrogen:
Your agenda does not make sense. The said someone is not fit to start the game. Why are you reading meaning to the statement? Drop this attitude abeg.

.....I don't gerrit bro. Which agenda and attitude?!

akwesenana:
E no get life wey O'Brien good pass Dalot. Do you mean to tell me that Dalot would sit on Everton's bench? @oasis.

.....with belt. LOL!

Leyqute:
It doesn’t matter who your chef is. If you give them spoilt beans to cook for you and you eat it, you will always have running stomach.

.....you provide your chef with spoiled ingredients, yet you expect him to prepare nutritious and delicious meals?! LOL!

Ruben Amorim: “At half-time I said no matter the result we are going to do what we did in the week, with more energy. It was not different in position. Different in quality.”


.....Ma Nigga ain't gonna change shiť. LOL!

Leyqute:
He was a weak point in their last game. Trent equalized because he was jogging back nonchalantly, leaving his full back to deal with 2 players bearing down on him.

....Buh someone said the comparison I did is dubious. If Rashy ain't good enough to start for Villa, then how is on earth any of our players is good enough to start for a big team?! LOL!

akwesenana:
This player conparism is dubious.

....what makes it dubious dude?!

.....Rashy ain't good enough to start against Chelsea kẹ?! LOL!

Leyqute:
The Glazers’ last transfer window was a disaster- they sanctioned deals for Mason Mount, Hojlund, and Onana - players who have turned out to be poor. It’s as if they used that window to do money laundering.

......we jez dey buy players for buying sake! Same Club once hard Ibra, Falcao, Cavani, Ighalo and even Cristiano Ronaldo yet no EPL trophy to show for it.

We no dey buy with sense. Na who dey available?! He fit sell shirts and attract more spectators to OT?! Pogbom.....we don buy! LOL!

Ruben Amorim: "In this moment, we need to focus on day by day. We need to survive this season and then we can think ahead."


.........Ma Nigga. LOL!

Leyqute:
We don’t even need to do that. Just buy players who can pass, run, and do the basics of what’s expected of them in their positions. They will be good enough for whoever happens to be Man Utd’s coach, Amorim included.

.....abi o!

Dem pack donkeys and monkeys full squad, yet they expect Amorim turning water to wine. LOL!

Leyqute:
So he didn’t change anything and the players decided to turn up? This man doesn’t have taktikis

Oasis007:
Ruben Amorim: “The worst part is that we are losing the ball without pressure and we are not doing what we need to do. We were soft.”

.....we are talking like the man is doing nothing. Is he gonna enter pitch with canes to force them doing the needful?!

Maybe Board should get him a Pistol, so anyone not playing well or to instruction should be - pooom?!

main24:
Oasis, I am really trying not to abuse our players. I know it's hard to perform at that level but common even if it's Enyimba players, I will take over what we have here.

...na una dey worry una selves. We gonna have to enduring the pain until end of season, then climb mountains to pray for intervention - cos if we don't get Amorim the tools he needs, its gonna be same story again.

Ruben Amorim: “The worst part is that we are losing the ball without pressure and we are not doing what we need to do. We were soft.”

Ruben Amorim: "In training, we have to continue to do the same. In the second half, we changed nothing. We have to do the same thing but in a good way. We have to improve on creating chances and in this game also we struggle with scoring goals."

......only a madman, a portable-like Manager/Coach will accept United Offer if we do away with Amorim.

Once again, Amorim should never change his philosophy to please the players or impatient fans. If he loses the job coz of it, he should be proud of it and himself.

......really cracked up with comical views of some United fans. Do you guys actually believe our players are better than mid-table clubs' players?!

What makes Onana better than Pickford?! Maguire and De Ligt better than Braithwaite and Tarkowski?! Oh cos they are wearing Manchester United Jersey right?!

Is Hujlund a better Striker than Beto?! Compare Gueye and Casemiro as well. Perhaps Urgate is slightly better than Garner. O'brien over Dalot definitely. Zirkzee on par with Harrison.....so what makes United deserve even a point at Goodison Park?!

Rúben Amorim: “We must trust young players here at Manchester United. We really need to focus in the future of our club on the youth”.

“I say this because of the history and because of the reality of our club”.

afrodoc2:
3 points out of 33.

The first club in the history of topflight English football to lose 6 consecutive home games without scoring a single goal.

We didn't dodge a bullet. We dodged a nuclear holocaust. He might be ready one day (and i hope so) but he is not ready now.

.....we should have retained Ruud though. LOL!

odizeey:
They just need to be integrated little by little. We are in between the devil and the deep blue see now.

....how many una this approach don wreck?! Januzaj?! Greenwood?! Rashford?! Garnacho?! Mainoo?! McTominay?! LOL!

Garnacho and Mainoo were fans' favourite last season, but we want their heads on spikes now, coz we expect them to be consistent week in week out. LOL!

Let the Kids breathe, don't suffocate them.

odizeey:
No be lie be this too.

Our system is a disaster now.

But make our young boys help us small for now.

.......yet some fans wanted kids to start against Spurs! United fans ain't ready to learn from loads of past mistakes.

Benni McCarthy: "Harry Kane, for me, was the complete package. But unfortunately, the club didn't see it that way. They looked at it as Rasmus Hojlund, in the long run would be a more prized asset than investing in both Rasmus and Harry Kane. So we stopped pursuing Kane, and we ended up getting just Rasmus."

Who are we gonna blame again now?! LOL!

izzou:
[color=royalblue]How the mighty has fallen!..

From an EPL Winner to becoming an Iron Condemn club..... picking up points.

Grace to grass is an understatement.

Well, 5 years gone, 595 more to go.[/color]

.......its no biggie and we gonna move from grass to glass soon.

afrodoc2:
Every couple of years we go from one hyped coach to another hyped coach, and they all struggle. The coach can't be the only problem.

We have spent several years accumulating players that are too weak, too slow, not technical enough, or not intelligent.

If our players play at the tempo Brighton or Newcastle play at for 3 straight matches, at least 2 of them will have either a heart attack or a stroke.

The quality of a player dictates how much you should pay for him. It is only at United that the order is reversed and how much you pay dictates the quality you expect from the player. If you pay 100m for a 30m player, his quality will not magically improve to match your fee.

If Amorin has any sense he should slowly integrate the younger players into the senior set up so we can plan for next season. This season don lazzident tey tey.

......valid advice.