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I dunno why i'm seeing this Atiku as a devil. Even his looks keep re-assuring me that he is.

Chai! If this is true, then i must hail Naija. Na only one man do this one so o

Any babe wey no get bwest na her papa she take chest resemble

Oldman wey snatch small pikin cap wear for head, na him say make pikin play wit him head.

Coakroach like to dance but fowl no dey give am chance at all

Na small small pen!s take dey grow

Na from clap dem dey enter dance

Sun no fit dry clothes carry go

Dem no dey cut left hand commot for body sake of say e dey useless

Na from beginning dem dey know dog wey go fit hunt

If u say nothing dey happen,put fire for ur neighbour house na

Ok na cow things now ba? Bunch of eediots. Cant wait for God to demystify these fools that have no respect for human lives >:

BackDatAssUp:
May God punish all these worshippers of Lilith the rock demon of Arabia.

For years we have had that Mohammed d1k scribble all over our currency.


God punish Mohammed the schizoid r@pist armed robber.

Do you know why Muslim men bend down and p1ss and then wash their abuna?

It is becos mohammed suffered and later died of chronic gonorrhea.

Apparently, he could not bear the pain of standing and p1ssing and the ritual of washing his d1k as examplified by his useless dumb followers down the line was to wash off the puss.

You don't believe me? Then ask why Muslims in the absence of water are required to do like their fake diseased mad prophet and use a wooden stick to rub their penile head. Obviously this was to scrape off any residual pus discharge.

Useless religion by a theiving fake prophet from the most useless people ever to grace the earth.
Phuck Mohammed
Phuck allah shaitan
And Phuck all useless Arabs and their slave ab0kis

Thank u very much.Now go back to ur cage.

Billyonaire:
The parents are patient and better than me. I would have opened my sewage tank, tie that maid hands and feet, and bury the maid there. Then I will pick up my phone and call her guardian and parents to tell them she ran away, that I need her back to refund my money she stole.

Chai! Between you and the maid i no come know who wicked pass sef.

Wow! Loving this news. Its the beginning of better things to happen to this lovely forum.
Congrats Nairaland

hizroyalflynes:
I beg who once registered Nigeria as a Muslim country

That was in IBB's regime and never Buhari's

I won't be surpised if Suarez shd bite dis Ref

Dis Ref though.

Neymarrrrrrr

FCB all the way!!!

But where is Korede Bello? Is he no longer part of them?

Ilekere:
Nigga, just shut the fcuuk up. You're making too much unnecessary noise.
Dem for quarantine you sef.

@TOPIC

They're just doing what they're paid to do.

Naaaa...bro, they deserve some kudos. Seeing ur colleagues die one by one was enough reason to resign & run 4 ur life but these guys stayed & fought

ifex370:
you be stammerer ??

Only when I'm hungry

vickylois:
Awwwwwn.. Dear future husband.. Where art thou?

Here! Here I am

...and they did it! Welldone guyz

Oh God!!! Plz help me punish NEPA very well.

I think dis commentator has a personal problem with Emenike

Gooooooaaaaaalllllllll

Our corner kicks not being converted. Chai!

Common boys, u don't need that fight now. Emenike dat was wrong of u.

The Mikel I know is very slow and passes backwards. Somebody shd tell me d force behind dat Mikel's assistance dat led to d goal

Gooooaaaalllll....Alhaji Musaaaaa...

Mr Sada is a farmer. He lives in Sapele. He has a big farm. Every saturday he goes to the farm. Every sunday he goes to the church. ........Oh! The days of Macmillan readers for pry schools.

I dunno why its difficult for me to believe he won't bite again.

jnrbayano: Who remembers an advert by First Bank of Nigeria PLC to mark 100years of existence during USA 1994 world cup?

Singing:

*Man pass man, banki pass banki ooo, First Bank na you be number 1.....the bank wey start bank business for Nigeria....*

Yeaa...still remember dis very well. *First Bank,bank pass bank o..First bank, na u be number 1. The bank wey dey 4 every corner 4 Nigeria ooo...e don reach 100 yrs old. First bank o,una do well o...first bank,una dooo.D bank wey helep trader,helep farmer o,first bank o una dooo.The bank wey dey for 100 yrs ,e never tire oh oh, first bank o,una doo...* OMG!!! I cud abandon anytin just to listen to dis song (advert) then during d USA'94 world cup.

Eminentsam: . they didn't say prostitution zones

This man is wicked. U cracked my ribs

tobey2ng: Sunday

Thank u very much brother.Eid Mubarak

Assalamu Alaikum. Plz make it clear.Is it Sunday or Monday?

50calibre: Allah deserves a stinging slap & then public stoning for commanding you guys to kill innocent people in his name, same goes for your paedophile prophet.

Your fasting is pointless

Now sit & clean ur sweat. Pele