₦airaland Forum

seankafor:
did you learn some German language before you japa?

Omo my french patner has been telling me to learn french as it will be a major boost if I want to come there..

French class wey I dey run away from school days na em I wan come dey learn now

This man…. You don control bani all the way from naija

A001:
Two different scientific paradigms of looking at reality: probabilistic/stochastic approach (left) vs deterministic approach (right). Left carries the day in modern science.

Damm…. F=MA…. Very good formula
Friction equals to Mass X Așs
The bigger the mass of the asș, the more friction in doggy.

Segedinho:
Doctor requested the sum of #450k to perform C.S on my wife as he assumes she cant push,as a result of the CS he did on her 2years ago...

Had no choice but my wife objected and requested a change of hospital ASAP...

Long story short. we welcome our newly crowned KING weighing 4.0kg ...and ofcourse V-delivery but with the help of a forcep....


😍🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰.


I don hang booth for pregnancy matter.......🤨🤨

Congratulations bros 🥂

DissTroy:
Izu and that girl had a mating dance right in our faces.

We all thought it was about Hilda Baci, but as it progressed, it was about sizing and feeling each other out; one testing the other's dominance and the other exerting it till it flat out became a dance - moving in circles and being gentle with the words.

You're not fooling anyone here. I saw it. Congratulations.

She obviously likes Izzou

liveLongNprospa:
Abeg. Wetin this thing mean for people wey dey run visa parole

Not to be worried…. Na Nairobi embassy Dey process Canada visa for Nigerians

I taught myself too…. Used to practice at night and I brace it one day

Wasted 17 points

BlueRayDick:
Thanks; e still dey in the pipeline sha.

Hoodlums no go vandalise am…. Amin

afrodoc2:
In case you are wondering what happens to your tithe.

https://www.nairaland.com/7895298/prophet-jeremiah-fufeyin-gives-wife

How pastors comfortably chop 10% of some people’s monthly income without providing any tangible service…. Chai

At least government for build roads and hospitals with it in good countries.

Yasssssss…. Bruno

These guys don’t even have a coordinated way to press the opponent….
We are finished this season

Na wa… be like small fight happen here.
See as una beat gbola more than masturbatioń addicts

WhoDeyHause:
Cricket is very popular in your country now and it has some similarities with baseball, just the same way American football borrowed some concepts from Rugby. That means you don't like cricket boss?

) Have no idea what happens in that sport.

21 and above should thing of Japa…. No wait till 30s

WhoDeyHause:
It's not yeye Mate. ✋😁🤚

Played it with my colleagues, they were cheering and all that whenever someone hits the ball or catches it.... Me just day do fake smile because it was definitely boring.

Baseball… lol
Yeye sport

Ebukacute:
I lost my mom to the cold hands of death yesterday morning.... Omo I just can't get over this experience. Kai! Since yesterday night I have seen another side of life that I haven't experienced before.

My condolences bro 🙏🏽

They no want stingy man but aLOOTA from CSU

Localemperor:
And some how the oppressed Agbado munchers still believes someone so wasteful like this could turn things around

What is Tinubu doing with a Yatch abeg at his age? abi him dey plan boat cruise this December? Which river him wan use?
I bet he might not climb the Yatch in the next four years

6 billion on Yatch but he is yet to pay the 35k approved for civil servant.

On your Manhood I stand Bola, and I'm not getting down anytime soon

They say they don’t want stingy man…. They prefer someone that will loot the remaining change

OkpaNsukkaisBae:
I didn't see where he mentioned Hamas unless you're saying that all Palestinians are Hamas. Amoto said Palestinians shld wait for divine intervention.

Yeah, the international community has failed to resolve the conflict.

That’s the first thing you say when thousands of innocents were murdered 😵‍💫

Ibime:
A friend from uni football team who was arguing in favour of ISIS in 2014 and whose heart wasn't touched by ethnic slaughter of Yazidis by ISIS has suddenly turned human rights champion on our Uni Watsapp group over Gazans.

They only protest when Israel does it… I no get pity for them again.

When it happened, my neighbour gathered friends and they were drinking just like Palestines were celebrating.

OkpaNsukkaisBae:
Amoto is not even supporting Hamas. Right from Oct 7th dis sh!t started. Amoto opposed & condemn their attack against Israel.

Hamoto condemned what?
Did you see his first posts when the shiit started or Oasix first posts?

Amoto94:
I don't believe in protests, tell that to serial protesters. From they are not criticising to go and protests see how you keep on changing goalposts without result like Onana

You don’t but you not the only Muslim in the world.
You’ve been posting a lot on this war but lacked the energy when Syrians were being killed or hijab protesters hanged.
It’s only days ago you investigated and condemned Iran… Your heart is dark mate

Amoto94:
Maybe you were on some strong alcoholic beverage when I called out Iran for spreading terror in my reply to Oasisx some days ago

You are inconsequential… I should be seeing thousands on the streets protesting against them as they’ve killed more Muslims than Israel but nope… y’all dare not 😵‍💫

raumdeuter:
You have not posted images of Israelis celebrating the rape of women they stripped naked like Hamas is doing

Same guys won’t protest against Iran hanging women protesting against wearing hijab.
I also don’t see them protesting against Russia and Iran that levelled refugee camps in Syria.

It’s all religious war to them…. Very picky on what to condemn.

Like Ibime said… citizens ain’t matter sometimes
Shey they are protesting everywhere in western countries but government no send them.

Amoto94:
BREAKING: Saudi Arabia says any humanitarian disaster that unfolds in Gaza is the 'responsibility of Israel and the international community'

When have those clowns ever taken in refugees…. It’s always been the responsibility of the west to take middle easterners (including potential terrorists)

raumdeuter:
Mbuemo on my bench and I come start Palmer

You still beat Sod though

seankafor:
any religious folk that is hesitant,toxic and pestering to converting souls is an extremist and also deserves to be categorized in the same family of mentally unstable..

It's one thing to educate people about your belief and why you think it's the best, it's another thing to he toxic, recalcitrant, hesitant and venomous like ao1.

You can try to portray your atheistic views without been offending and repulsive..

Ao1 use to call religious folks embeciles, dumbheads etc..

And at the end of the day, if you can't apply the rule of live and let live in your life, especially when you re not directly affected by the choices of your opposing religious or irreligious folks,. Then you re no better than a terrorist..

Any person that constitutes a nuisance whether offline or online with his religious or irreligious views is a mentally deranged fellow

If you ever get plan to japa (even to Russia)…. Abeg complete that degree

raumdeuter:
Too many abnormal people dey this Naija
Read the entire thread
https://twitter.com/thisismide__/status/1717450996161417639

See as dem paste Sod09 pictures

I was explaining 001,010 and 100 rich man pikin joke to someone…. Person no believe people actually eat once a day.
Those rich man pikin joke actually true 😂

BlueRayDick:
Now the idea of David Beckham getting an ex-naval seal as Messi's bodyguard in America makes sense. Make some redneck high on meth no go kill GOAT for us untimely

What if bodyguard get mental breakdown

No way I’ll visit the US…. Man can be eating shrimps in a restaurant and one lunatic with gun go pkai person 🤦🏽‍♂️

raumdeuter:
Dey play seriously

So you think people wont pay for a well known Mia vs random Stacey from Ohio? The popularity is part of the thrill. All those girls wey dey entertain sod09 during covid on Kiddominant IG who send them? Let Tiwa come online na that day you go know say internet grid can collapse when all our Senators, FEC and all students dey stream same thin break

You right though… I might subscribe to see Merch Johnson

Jokes aside…. People that pay for those things Dey try.