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Who be that fake nairaland interpreter sef

BlueRayDick:
Lord na lord, god na god!

Ororo na lord , Messi na god.

May Messi bless u my brother 🙏

Messi na Midget… never seen a god 4ft tall

BlueRayDick:


The funny thing in all of this is that an APC member from the same north who listened to the original video called El Rufai out. But na Peter Obi supporters wey no even understand dem dey drag .

Even if I no understand hausa at least I hear Asiwaju in this video. Perhaps the video monerozi the official EPL chat room translator watched is different from this one.

People will support evil just to use the term obi-diots…. Tinubu or APC no send Rufai to go yarn rubbish but we’ve always know him as a religious bigot.
Dude failed his people but he is busy talking religious politics.

larride:
The way una dey spin news here dey funny.

What El Rufai said was about Kaduna State and has nothing to do with Tinubu picking a muslim as his vice.

In the run up to 2019 election, El Rufai ditched his Christian deputy claiming Southern Kaduna were never going to vote for him irrespective of what he does for them. El Rufai ran a Muslim Muslim ticket in 2019 and won, in the last election, It was another muslim muslim ticket with the same deputy as 2019 and still won.

Obviously El rufai was feeling cooky as Muslim muslim ticket has won back to back election in Kaduna.

How you guys translate that to Tinubu is what I'm still trying to understand.

NB: I dont agree with the rubbish El rufai spilled at the Southern Kaduna folks

So he didn’t mention Tinubu, Obi and the rest?

Watch Arise TV translation and not some Nairaland EPL chat room version

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CtJ18F3ufdC/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

BlueRayDick:
I attended a public secondary school and I can confirm a lot of our teachers were shittty teachers back then. There were quite a handful of good teachers amongst them , but a bulk majority of them are people I will never wish for them to teach my kids.

It's a good thing Lagos state government has stepped up the game by not only employing graduates with background in education, but also employing other graduates who have PGD education or TCN certificate in education.

The good thing about those expensive private schools nowadays is that they prepare kids for life after high school in Nigeria and other countries abroad by mixing their curriculum.

Public schools should be meant for people that can't afford it and I will advice families doing well financially to take their kids to private schools.

I was in private school till J.S 2 till my mom heard public schools were better and pulled me out

We were like 120 in a class, all the short boys and girls sit in the front and we were the bank benchers, All them niggas used to copy me back then

Except the wicked teachers that could control the class, classes were always noisy and we did't learn much... na copy notes and read if you like..

Thank God for private lessons, most of the dudes I know then kept repeating classes and some just graduated Uni

Everyday when with friends here, I see the difference between dudes that attended Private and Public schools

I still have a scar on my right hand from beating I received from one teacher for dodging morning assembly..... But damm my set had some brilliant people anyways.

Roland17:
Nwanne, see my post below when I warned Asiwaju's loyalist in February. LP and Obidients present a different kind of opposition we have never seen. They will most defintely push some of Asiwaju's loyalist beyond what is usual and normal.

Him and other Asiwaju loyalist shouldn't expect any slack...worsestill, it is not going to get better so they better deal with it and continue to pray Asiwaju cooks because these cats are relentless.

You called it early

I understand the frustration though… missed opportunity of having an Obi presidency and APC retaining power with their tribal politics.

They should know it has happened and start looking for positives…. I’m just happy Buhari is gone

Oasix believes Tinubu is best for Nigeria… that’s his choice… We will drag him and Tinubu if they don’t perform in one or two years…

But make una cut him some slack though… Dude has passion for Nigeria than most people here and wants it to work too.

We all love Nigeria but the country doesn’t love us back….

raumdeuter:
seankafor hustle don start no dulling

Risky job…. People are not smiling now

OasisX:
LG ain't a good product. Bought one for Mom and after a year screen turned dark. They took ir to Fouani Office for fixing cos of Warranty ish, funnily it got worse.

I replaced it with Hisense and till today, she's still enjoying it.

Hisense is underrated… It’s durable with nice qualities for its budget.

For top end TVs, I prefer Sony

Segedinho:
I think LG fouani is much better

Never heard of that but should be better than TCL.

TrebleChamp:
House i need users info about TCL android TV, i want to buy their 55" QLED 4K Smart TV. The Android TV part is why i am interested, make una help me decide if it's a good brand and a good buy.

Not a good brand, go for Hisense if you are on a budget.

Nezzjnr:
Another period for someone to get 2 kegs of fuel and post it here as an achievement.

Obaino get ready to be oppressed by fuel.

I no kukuma mention name sha

Na to put 100litres for plane if I want enter naija

OasisX:
.....they are abound on this thread and its kinda so annoying. Election is over, PMB is gone for good. We should all join hands together and hope for a new, prosperous Nation, instead of hunting for bad News up and down.

Other policies are as well announced, they are not discussing it like they are valueless. Habaaa!!

I said I’ll ignore Nigeria matter for now but we all have loved ones there and we have to hope it works.

I’ve been talking to two siblings and their dad (my uncle sort of) for years now… and they are all excited to japa here when they finish school. One is done with studies and the other completing NYSC… I just got a text this morning before work that the dad slumped and died in the middle of the market…. With millions in account, no Nigerian could give CPR, no ambulance or emergency…, they left him hours till the kids came to pick his body up.
The picture fuckd up my day, can’t even call the brothers… Naija gats work and we need proven leaders not sweet talks and shiit

larride:
Baba don tell us say no excuses, good or bad, he will take full responsibility

I no wan hear excuse from you Sha like Buhari’s term

How will you score Buhari now??

OasisX:
.....thank you brother. It’s as simple as that. Fuel is not cheap anywhere in the world. Let's be calm and hope his plans and policies gonna improve wellbeing of everyone and the nation at large within possible short period.

The message is especially for people hoping the government fail to say I told you so…..
It’s also crazy paying marketers billions to subsidise fuel… I worked in a private oil company one time… those guys na crooks

I suggest everyone should be calm and hope for the best…
This is also an opportunity for Tinubu to prove he’s the mastermind behind the success enjoyed in Lagos and hopefully, replicate it on a federal level.

raumdeuter:
What's the size of the container
I remember when I used to do this too
Water with ice and squeezed lemon

The bottle is 2litres and I try to finish it

Alcohol problem

Thank God for us drinking only water

Hope Coffee ain’t bad because I don Dey enter that habit too

iamoyindamola:
It's a good thing to have a refinery, the question we have is will it reduce our cost of production and reduce the price of petrol for the final consumers
That's the koko
Una too they hurry do copy and paste oga oo

The important thing is to end long lines of cars searching for petrol to buy….. We shouldn’t be dealing with fuel scarcity in 2023.

afrodoc2:
Eh yah!

What was the reason? His history of busting people’s lips or what?

🤣🤣 He didn’t declare his visa ban in UK or something like that

afrodoc2:
Nah true? I wish him well. As e dey make him money me sef dey hustle try make small money.

By the way what happened with that Burna Boy concert?

They refused Burna visa

OasisX:



Bad News: NNPC Limited is set to supply 300,000 barrels of crude to Dangote Refinery for the commencement of operations.

The company’s GCEO, Kyari gave this assurance at the 2023 Nigerian Oil and Gas Opportunity Fair organised by NCDMB, held in Yenagoa, Bayelsa State.

This reassurance of energy sufficiency comes ahead of the inauguration of the Dangote Refinery.

1 Barrel equals $159 litres…. That’s millions of litres in finished products

These are steps that makes a country great…. Funny we’ve been blind all these while.

afrodoc2:
This is the koko.

Why would Atiku go after Obi for Pandora when he his dossier there is probably even thicker than Obi’s own?

Doc… Davido is coming to Australia if you’re a concert going type of person….Queensland just too far

Donjazet2:
I have been the only one consistently pointing out the deep hatred and animosity rampant amongst the APC camp.

Rhetorics like these are only going to continue as long as the top echelons of the party tacitly endorse these. But if I speak, they say I should be silent on this. Okay oo.

airmark no tag me again 🌝
Twitter is just a mad place finally

Donjazet2:
Except, the conditions and institutions that enabled you to thrive and succeed were built upon the backs of everyone in society through taxes.

In an ideal country, everyone would be happy to pay more than 50 percent of their taxes to the government, IF they know and are confident in the fact that that money would catapult their society to the pinnacle of development. Building the best public infrastructure. Infrastructure like affordable high speed rail that connects calabar to zamfara under 40 minutes. That constructs and maintains power plants that enables cheap electricity for constant 24 hours, well equipped public schools that guarantees quality education for all and sundry, roads and bridges that decongest everywhere and ensures smooth rides to destination of your choices and longevity of your vehicles. Seeing low levels of poverty and unemployment at very low levels.

That is how it should be and western countries have achieved varying degrees of these to good success levels. Unemployment and poverty are very low because of safety nets provided. All citizens have access to students loan to study whatever course they choose to study. Every single old person in the country are paid and taken care of by the government whether you paid into it or not.

These are elements that have seen these societies thrive above the rest.

Rather than calling for lower taxes, we should clamor for better efficient ways of spending taxes.

We pay too much tax and it’s not like we don’t pay for those infrastructure you mentioned. I pay couple of hundreds to state government as rego and insurance or I can’t drive on their roads, I pay for light and gas,I pay in buses or trains whenever I use them, I pay for private health insurance and you get billed whenever you call an ambulance ( about $1k).

One of my friend don already pay 33k plus in tax and financial year ends in June….

raumdeuter:
When I hear people shout about right wing govt, I just wait for them to grow older and have responsibilities

Having money you worked hard for in your pocket is really sweet.

Now I understand why Raumdeuter no like left government.... These ones increase immigration intake per year but their new tax policies no just make sense.

iamoyindamola:
Sorry bro I knew something was wrong
Take care of yourself

I planned to use my wild card and triple captain on that nigga lol

iamoyindamola:
Bro why didn't you make changes in FPL, you gave the guy easy ride on you

Time difference no just favour me…. I had a reminder set but got sick with the flu and slept all yesterday…..It’s influenza season

BlueRayDick:
Seun Kuti don price market 🫣.

He’s most likely going to get arrested this time around. He don finally drag the name of his family inside potopoto

https://www.instagram.com/p/CsMSuzwNAEk/?igshid=NTc4MTIwNjQ2YQ==

Na Tinubu supporter 🌝

A40:
Hehehe this is like asking if you can leave your goat with your pet lion before traveling

What if the Goat and Lion play for Chelsea?

BlueRayDick:
Pakistanis, Lebanese, Indians and Chinese are as fraudulent as Nigerians . No let them use ur head .

Make dem no run u street for ur country, flee from that kind deal. Take this coming from someone who has dealt witn fraudulent Lebanese and Indians in the past .

Once I wan get dealings and see those first three… na japa as it almost never ends well.