₦airaland Forum

Zeebuy:
People can die when their time isn't up but it'll take some time for their spirits to cross over. Some of them even take human forms and start living with us like normal human beings and you'll never know unless you have a third eye.

I didn't use to believe all these spiritual stuff until I had an experience this year

Interesting!

Mind sharing your experience?

Good morning.

I dedicate this track to Nigeria & Nigerians.

Eedris Abdulkareem - JAGAJAGA.

Woke up this morning & instinctively went to download & listen to the track.

Every line of the lyrics touched my heart, especially that part; "Agege to Ikeja - na 100naira.

Respect to Eedris!

I dedicate this track to Nigeria & Nigerians.

Eedris Abdulkareem - JAGAJAGA.

Woke up this morning & instinctively went to download & listen to the track.

Every line of the lyrics touched my heart, especially that part; "Agege to Ikeja - na 100naira.

Respect to Eedris!

Joybeau:
I bet you didn't understand the sentence. I meant the baby won't be pacified by her daddy, meaning she will not stop crying even when her daddy is carrying and comforting her untill I carry her. And my hubby like I said before is a very supportive and loving one.
Hope you got now?

Yes, I do. Good morning.

Na so!

The fooolish girl is probably pregnant out of wedlock.

Useless Nigerian girl!

Woemen geh wahala gan o!

Married men dey try sha.

All because of pee, you, ess, ess, why.

*curry masala*

iLegendd:
With the rate of infections and careless expenses on transportation, you think I'd stoop so low? No, Brother, I won't.

Men are investing in assets that'll appreciate in value in 5 years, not on a smelly vagina of an infected or frustrated feminist.

RESPEK!!!!

Just trying to pull that dumbo's pants, sorry legs.

He likes you.

I won't be surprised if those two up there, going back & forth, end up smashing!

Nigerian girls are ugly, still con get very ugly character!

chudez0147:
Someone who’s a governor is useless to you ?? Show us your father’s picture

My comment is too high for a fool like you!

Kobojunkie:
This is giving you and those of you who still believe prayers work for Nigerians a real reality check.

The reason you are trying to escape a country that is known as the most religious in the world — an average Nigerian says more prayers than works towards achieving his goal each day — has to do with the fact that prayer does not work for Nigerians are Nigerians have hard to pretend for over 60 years now.

Your crazy, indeed!

Kobojunkie:
Many millions of Nigerians before him were told the same story of success japa from their scammers-in-the-lords, and are stuck today in prisons across Africa, while some are at the bottom of the sea or lost forever in the desert.

What he needs is not prayers but a solid Japa plan.

Hey!

Your crazy or something?!

HeadNigga:
you will successfully japa I pray. Amen.

Thanks bro, thank you vm!

Your reply made me feel so much emotional.

May the forces that rule the Universe hasten the answers to your most heartfelt desires..

Thanks for the encouragement!

Fuuuckkkk Africa!

The shiithole continent is OVERRATED!

All these useless men!

Little wonder they can't deliver good governance.

Who gives a fuuccckk about a girl child?!

Future prostitutes.
Future home wreckers.
Future manipulators.
Future liars.
Future everything "bad".

A boy child, properly trained & guided will build & continue civilization!

Africa should just scrap formal education.

It's not reflecting in our facets of life.

CorrectionFLuid:
Mumu

Lol

Another reason to believe Nigerian girls no get brain & are utterly useless!

I'm sure you are fuccking with her because that's like the only thing they can offer.

If not, bro, you will get drained!

All these useless oyinbo woemen no dey everly get manners.

As a fine boy, I get attracted to "ugly" girls more.

And na their shakara dey plenty pass but I dey always "press" say na true love I get for them.

All these useless ondo girls - very aggressive!

I have little to no respect for the older generations because you guys are indeed failures.

After enjoying free education, oil boom, cocoa money, relatively safe society & the likes, you all decided to use & abuse these privileges, leaving barely nothing for the future generations, you now what the current generation to clean up your mess.

E no go better for you baby boomers!

Una no go die better!

Your children & children children will end up useless & worthless to you all!

You all will die painful & sorrowful death in your old age!

Imagine how you lots have made these current generations (except generations z) seem useless & redundant.

I feel like kicking you old fools!

Until the youths of this country start cancelling these stooped & useless greedy elders that have eaten what is meant for the future generations, they may not have anything for themselves & their unborn generations!

All these muggle simpletons.

I'm sure the lady played her card well & "deceived" the fool!

The president can afford petrol but an average Nigerian May not be able.

Btw, not every Nigerian will convert to cng.

"Money na water"

Joybeau:
And she should wait for you when you ain't ready? Tomorrow, it's still you guys that will call her evening newspaper after wasting her time with you. By the way, that she isn't looking good does not mean she's in financial constraints. You know can tell. Even if she is, her tomorrow might be better than yesterday if she and her husband are objective people.

I for one sometimes do not look good when I come out and my reason is that I am a first time mom, even though my baby is 10 months old, but I am still struggling with motherhood. Having disrupted night rest daily just to breastfeed and put my my baby back to sleep consistently, caring for and cleaning my baby's mess, running my business, caring for the home everyday day as I detest dirtiness and the most challenging for me is planning and making meals. Omo! This part hard me die. My husband is very helpful honestly but he sometimes tells me to learn it that it's a mother's skill. When I was single, I don't really care much about cooking and what I will eat cos I can easily sort myself out. Hmm, I equally want to encourage ladies to start developing kitchen planning early on because it's an integral part of motherhood. You must cook and give your child a healthy meal everyday. It's just a lot to say but I will stop here for now. But then I must say motherhood is not really easy. Everything is on you as a mother: imagine I will put my baby to sleep in the evening just for me to use the bathroom, within 5 minutes I am in the bathroom she will wake and start crying and won't be pacified by her daddy. She will crawl to the bathroom and be pushing the bathroom door because she knows it's where am usually at. Motherhood is sweet but not easy at the same time

That's where I'll come in. There's a huge difference between a sperm donor & FATHER!

Something someone suffering from bipolar disorder would do.

Madman!

First, remove that "f" from your moniker.

See that useless woeman shinning teeth.

Damn! It's no pride being that gender.

Object of satisfaction!