₦airaland Forum

Thank God say I never get pikin wey dey look up to me for it's daily bread.

Sorry for married men with children because your wife/wives & daughters have all indirectly become coded prostitutes because you probably won't be able to provide their daily bread!

Playing Nigerians.

Until those guys from that other side flocked in with their development plans!

Așęwó dey try o!

Tetrahedron:
Very good the rich must pay their dues in this country

If they don’t pay they should go and enter commercial plane or ABC transport

I know a useless billionaire Yoruba man that owns a company in Lagos, his children flies his PJ to watch tennis in France on Friday and come back to Nigeria on Sunday, while the eediot is owing his workers salary.
That company is still owing me unpaid pension for 8yrs

Can you drop the name of the useless Yoruba billionaire with style, Sir?

Thanks you.

You people just successfully turned the Hausas to a minority!

Zeebuy:
I can't. It's not something I can share right now because it's not completely over. I'm sure some of them are active on nairaland and they're still actively hunting me to off me, because I know too much. These particular types can't off me but there are others who I'm afraid of.

My dad always said life is spiritual but I used to take it as mere words until now🤣🤣

Hmmmm.

Can you email me, instead?

Zeebuy:
People can die when their time isn't up but it'll take some time for their spirits to cross over. Some of them even take human forms and start living with us like normal human beings and you'll never know unless you have a third eye.

I didn't use to believe all these spiritual stuff until I had an experience this year

Interesting!

Mind sharing your experience?

Good morning.

I dedicate this track to Nigeria & Nigerians.

Eedris Abdulkareem - JAGAJAGA.

Woke up this morning & instinctively went to download & listen to the track.

Every line of the lyrics touched my heart, especially that part; "Agege to Ikeja - na 100naira.

Respect to Eedris!

I dedicate this track to Nigeria & Nigerians.

Eedris Abdulkareem - JAGAJAGA.

Woke up this morning & instinctively went to download & listen to the track.

Every line of the lyrics touched my heart, especially that part; "Agege to Ikeja - na 100naira.

Respect to Eedris!

Joybeau:
I bet you didn't understand the sentence. I meant the baby won't be pacified by her daddy, meaning she will not stop crying even when her daddy is carrying and comforting her untill I carry her. And my hubby like I said before is a very supportive and loving one.
Hope you got now?

Yes, I do. Good morning.

Na so!

The fooolish girl is probably pregnant out of wedlock.

Useless Nigerian girl!

Woemen geh wahala gan o!

Married men dey try sha.

All because of pee, you, ess, ess, why.

*curry masala*

iLegendd:
With the rate of infections and careless expenses on transportation, you think I'd stoop so low? No, Brother, I won't.

Men are investing in assets that'll appreciate in value in 5 years, not on a smelly vagina of an infected or frustrated feminist.

RESPEK!!!!

Just trying to pull that dumbo's pants, sorry legs.

He likes you.

I won't be surprised if those two up there, going back & forth, end up smashing!

Nigerian girls are ugly, still con get very ugly character!

chudez0147:
Someone who’s a governor is useless to you ?? Show us your father’s picture

My comment is too high for a fool like you!

Kobojunkie:
This is giving you and those of you who still believe prayers work for Nigerians a real reality check.

The reason you are trying to escape a country that is known as the most religious in the world — an average Nigerian says more prayers than works towards achieving his goal each day — has to do with the fact that prayer does not work for Nigerians are Nigerians have hard to pretend for over 60 years now.

Your crazy, indeed!

Kobojunkie:
Many millions of Nigerians before him were told the same story of success japa from their scammers-in-the-lords, and are stuck today in prisons across Africa, while some are at the bottom of the sea or lost forever in the desert.

What he needs is not prayers but a solid Japa plan.

Hey!

Your crazy or something?!

HeadNigga:
you will successfully japa I pray. Amen.

Thanks bro, thank you vm!

Your reply made me feel so much emotional.

May the forces that rule the Universe hasten the answers to your most heartfelt desires..

Thanks for the encouragement!

Fuuuckkkk Africa!

The shiithole continent is OVERRATED!

All these useless men!

Little wonder they can't deliver good governance.

Who gives a fuuccckk about a girl child?!

Future prostitutes.
Future home wreckers.
Future manipulators.
Future liars.
Future everything "bad".

A boy child, properly trained & guided will build & continue civilization!

Africa should just scrap formal education.

It's not reflecting in our facets of life.

CorrectionFLuid:
Mumu

Lol

Another reason to believe Nigerian girls no get brain & are utterly useless!

I'm sure you are fuccking with her because that's like the only thing they can offer.

If not, bro, you will get drained!

All these useless oyinbo woemen no dey everly get manners.

As a fine boy, I get attracted to "ugly" girls more.

And na their shakara dey plenty pass but I dey always "press" say na true love I get for them.

All these useless ondo girls - very aggressive!

I have little to no respect for the older generations because you guys are indeed failures.

After enjoying free education, oil boom, cocoa money, relatively safe society & the likes, you all decided to use & abuse these privileges, leaving barely nothing for the future generations, you now what the current generation to clean up your mess.

E no go better for you baby boomers!

Una no go die better!

Your children & children children will end up useless & worthless to you all!

You all will die painful & sorrowful death in your old age!

Imagine how you lots have made these current generations (except generations z) seem useless & redundant.

I feel like kicking you old fools!