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Literature › Re: She Lost Her Virginity To Her Gym Instructor, Few Days To Her Wedding. by ObalendeCMS: 4:15pm On Oct 04, 2024
Stories I hear about Nigerian women mad me become a closet misogynist!

Even the females in my family can subtly feel the unwarranted 8 I have for them.
Business › Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 18 ➜ ➜ ➜ by ObalendeCMS: 2:51pm On Oct 04, 2024
My japa funds!

5D53A4

Pjtech, Oyewale0001, Samuetemi335, Abba109, Alphanugget.

Put mouth.

Politics › Re: Court Summons Yahaya Bello Over ₦‎110.4 Billion Fraud Case by ObalendeCMS: 2:51am On Oct 04, 2024
EF_Chicken.
Business › Re: Nigeria's Funeral Industry Can Create 1 Million Jobs Annually- Apams by ObalendeCMS: 2:45am On Oct 04, 2024
People fear what they don't understand!
Jokes Etc › Re: Funniest Write Ups On Innocent People’s Clothes by ObalendeCMS: 12:58am On Oct 04, 2024
bluefilm:
Pure lie

Unless na to give some evening newspapers a little hope
I know!

Just fell In love with the word play.
Business › Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 18 ➜ ➜ ➜ by ObalendeCMS: 10:49pm On Oct 03, 2024
Reggaero:
i know there isn't sure odds anywhere

But what do you call a ticket you booked yourself? and why did you also pick or book those games you put at your ticket?

IT'S BECAUSE YOU THINK THEY ARE SURE

Games that are being booked by a punter is automatically sure to the punter because..... at that moment he/she thinks they knows the outcome of the game that's why he/she picked the outcome option of the game

MEANING- ALL GAME'S ARE SURE TO THE BOOKER
Interesting!
Politics › Re: Lagos Government Bans Pure Water From January 2025 by ObalendeCMS: 9:54pm On Oct 03, 2024
Good!

Poor water people don too rip us!
Business › Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 18 ➜ ➜ ➜ by ObalendeCMS: 9:52pm On Oct 03, 2024
Reggaero:
stake high with 10 sure odds cool
Hmmmm....

No sure odds, bro.

What matters is the market options that is most feasible and then accumulate as many games as possible.
Health › Re: Policeman Suddenly "Ran Mad" In Akwa Ibom (Pics, Video) by ObalendeCMS: 9:49pm On Oct 03, 2024
Could it be colos or too much stress?
Business › Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 18 ➜ ➜ ➜ by ObalendeCMS: 9:41pm On Oct 03, 2024
Reggaero:
cool
How far?

This one wey you wear glass like blind man!

'You dey game abi you dey play?

Well, how make we run am?
Business › Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 18 ➜ ➜ ➜ by ObalendeCMS: 8:51pm On Oct 03, 2024
Reggaero:
I have a feeling i go chop millions this week cool
Me too!

How far make we collabo?
Business › Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 18 ➜ ➜ ➜ by ObalendeCMS: 3:44pm On Oct 03, 2024
Yhurpapa:
shocked 😌😌🤢
In VDM's voice: "You will lurn; you will lurn."
Business › Re: Nigerian Woman Amasses ₦4.2m In Her Savings Box After 9 Months(pics,vid) by ObalendeCMS: 2:31pm On Oct 03, 2024
I don't believe anything a Nigerian woman tells.

No Nigerian woman can "motivate" me.

You all are pusssyy hawkers!

The whole world knows.
Career › Re: Nigerian Man Shares Story Of How He Was Forced To Relocate From Nigeria…… by ObalendeCMS: 2:24pm On Oct 03, 2024
Na me remain like this!
Politics › Re: FCT Minister, Wike Cooking A Delicious Fisherman Soup (Photos, Video) by ObalendeCMS: 11:50am On Oct 03, 2024
Hungry Nigerians, how do you feel after watching this?

I guess una don belleful!

Lol!
Business › Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 18 ➜ ➜ ➜ by ObalendeCMS: 11:46am On Oct 03, 2024
I con dey "fear" to pick games!

Maybe I should wait till weekend.

Crime › Re: Police Woman Badly Injured By Superior After Declining Sexual Advances (video) by ObalendeCMS: 10:48am On Oct 03, 2024
The woman looks like a troublesome woman even when she's trying to prove one fake innocence.

She's probably fuccking with some other police officers!
Jokes Etc › Re: Funniest Write Ups On Innocent People’s Clothes by ObalendeCMS: 10:43am On Oct 03, 2024
"Old pussy is better than no pussy"
Politics › Re: Dissecting Lady Bianca Ojukwu’s Cryptic Post On Tunisian Folklore by ObalendeCMS: 10:41am On Oct 03, 2024
Beautiful face; ugly puusssy.
Health › Re: Doctor Warns Excessive Masturbation Is Behind The Rise Of Male Health Problem by ObalendeCMS: 9:25am On Oct 03, 2024
Masturbation is necessary because these current crop of girls in town are useless and a burden.

I'll fuuuckkkk my left palm instead!
Sports › Re: Hisbah Raids Betting Shops In Kano by ObalendeCMS: 9:19am On Oct 03, 2024
You see that #99,999,935.00 for sporty bet, na im I dey eye!
Business › Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 18 ➜ ➜ ➜ by ObalendeCMS: 10:39pm On Oct 02, 2024
Here dry today.

Nobody to oppress with winning tickets!

Well, tomorrow is another day & weekend is coming.
Crime › Re: Money Laundering Charges Against Bobrisky Dropped Legally — EFCC by ObalendeCMS: 9:28pm On Oct 02, 2024
I detest the unnecessary national attention given to this guy!

Walahi, if I'm able to get a second passport of a strong country, I won't allow my child/children to have anything to do with this this disgrace of a country.
Crime › Re: Nigerian Youths And The Do-or-die Get-rich Mentality by ObalendeCMS: 8:56pm On Oct 02, 2024
Pressure everywhere!

Families are not even helping matters..
Romance › Re: Money Has A Way Of Revealing The Ugliness Of Humans. by ObalendeCMS: 8:15pm On Oct 02, 2024
That's why I dey always show myself well well as I never really cash out because I don't want someone to say it's because I have money now.

Though being brutally blunt has set me back lots of time & made me lose out because I won't asssslick but I tell you it has helped boost my ego & personality!

"Oun ti à ní gbà l'ólówó, tálákà latí ñ kò."
Business › Re: Faceless CSOs Using Blackmail Against us To Settle Contractual Disputes - H-PTP by ObalendeCMS: 8:05pm On Oct 02, 2024
That EFCC logo con resemble chicken republic logo at first glance.

Maybe that's why I call them "EF_Chicken.
Romance › Re: . by ObalendeCMS: 7:46pm On Oct 02, 2024
Carcholce:
You are a succumbus. You drain men of their life force. I know you type and I have been with several of them.

They come to drain a man’s enegry,

I mastered the art of draining their energy instead and they run away from me.

I should create a thread on this topic to warn men of your type.
Do bro & tag me!
Romance › Re: . by ObalendeCMS: 7:44pm On Oct 02, 2024
I'm flighty & unpredictable!

Typical Gemini.
Romance › Re: Why Are People Still Investing Their Money In Naija Instead Of Using It To Japa by ObalendeCMS: 7:31pm On Oct 02, 2024
I'm kinda stuck here!

There is this max payout I'm eyeing on one of the betting platforms, which I already hAve plans laid out for - #99,999,965.00.

I'm stuck between buying a house in lekki first or using the funds to japa.

I night need a financial advisor for that, though!
Romance › Re: Who Can Help Deliver An Item For Me In Nigeria? by ObalendeCMS: 7:22pm On Oct 02, 2024
[quote author=SomeoneTalkToMe post=132239610]I promised my gentle and sweet elderly relative in Nigeria that I will buy something for her. I don't have anyone to help me deliver it for her and I'm looking for someone in Nigeria to do this for me. You'll have to look for the item, send me the pictures, then I'll send you the money to buy it and extra money for your assistance in helping me carry this out. I've promised her since over one month now and I'm not happy to be keeping her waiting. The only hold up is not having anyone to get this done for me. Please be a honest person who will not abscond with the money after I send it
Romance › Re: I Think My Uncle Is About To Be Scammed by ObalendeCMS: 7:16pm On Oct 02, 2024
Scam!

That was how one of my mom's sister tried to scam her because the ignorant & desperate mother of mine just wanted me to japa through her, because her sister went visiting.

I told my mom point blank not to send any money & if she was going to do so, I need to engage her so called sister & the agent that is involved.

I detest desperate people!

P.S: abroadians too dey scam o!

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