₦airaland Forum

Oga if you have money I advise you go for Honda.. they are luxury cars and not for small boys or beginners.. I own one and if i am going for upgrade it's definitely going to be Honda again!! Honda cars are by far comfortable cars than Toyota.. take it or leave it!!

[quote author=Hermanie post=126731804]Your friend bought an android phone simple and short. Forget how the body looks, how can a phone that doesn't even run on iOS be an iPhone replica.

Tell your friend to enjoy his android phone. Anything his eye see make he take, but there's nothing like iPhone replica. [/quote

Sir, pls tell us if it worth the money or not instead of all these hates .. is it worth the money or not?? . I want to go for one too .. just ordered a copy now @175k .. Nairalander look at each others back and not this show you are displaying.. if we know we wouldn't ask .. pls if you know tell us sir

Hermanie:
Your friend bought an android phone simple and short. Forget how the body looks, how can a phone that doesn't even run on iOS be an iPhone replica.

Tell your friend to enjoy his android phone. Anything his eye see make he take, but there's nothing like iPhone replica.

..abeg leave all these enemies of progress. Did you get one for your self?? and how was it .. does it worth the money??

adeniyi65:
Is the phone still available?

Yours seem cheaper.. I just ordered one @175k .. I stay in Gusau, zamfara state. Get me a copy pls

obekah:
Pls am in Gusau, zamfara state can I get a copy of it pls

Contact me via 08053307333

Thank you

IMPORTEDPHONES:
Mugu, I told you, more are buying.. I told you Nigeria is too big.. Now tell me, how many people have you convinced not to buy this phone? Maybe just few, 10 or 15 people.. What about the other 199 million people? Whether you like it or not, I will still sell more of this phone..
Those that have already bought are giving thanks and testimonies.. You are here suffocating of hate against another person's business.. Abi I force you buy?
I stated it clearly in the advert that this is not ORIGINAL iPhone 14 Pro Max of N900k.. That my own is the REPLICA COPY of it with Android OS for N58k.. Abeg Nairalanders, N900k and N58k, are they the same thing? Mugu, it's a matter of choice..
You should have been right if I had sold my copy replica to your PARENTS at N900k
LEAVE MY BUSINESS ALONE AND MIND YOUR OWN..!!!

Pls am in Gusau, zamfara state can I get a copy of it pls

I can't really tell how it happened but money was withdrawn with the card linked to my Msport account to place a bet.. i didn't execute this.. Msport pls assist.. I have been following up with my bank and Msport is not responding.. pls someone help!!

Pls help!!
Attn: You have been recommended for "Work Briefing" on Fri 1st July 2016 by 9am at YEG,23A Jaiye Oyedotun Street,Magodo Phase 2,opposite Alausa Secretariat bus-stop,Lagos.

Direction:From Oshodi,take a vehicle towards Ojodu berger,stop at secretariat bus-stop and locate Magodo Phase-2,then the address.
 
Please be informed that you should come with updated CV,two-passport photograph and a printout of this mail.

Note: Dress corporately and be sure to come early as lateness will not be welcomed.

Regards

Career Nig

This is the mail I received this morning, am confused and contemplating whether to honour the invitation or not.. pls advice!

I like funny dudes

iheneme:
Your argument is rubbish, your grammar even more dangerous than those bus-stops the OP mentioned.

[quote author=emusmith post=30136358][/quote]Lie !!

Nt true...

cozimo:
Jonathan and him friends be like say them come from Somalia

U don't spot achievement or rate of success like this !! Hw old was Buhari as @ 1977 ? & hw old was Jonathan as @ 1977 ??

Age is a factor u must nt over look. Do u home work again.

Abugab:
Fr Mbaka is a Nigerian who feels the pains or gains of govt. He is a priest who presides over a parish with a good number of Parishioners who are part and parcel of the Nigerian system. People are saying why did he dabble into politics not knowing that politics evolved from religion. Go to Central African Republic and see that no single person gets elected without the church's support. The Catholic bishops here are more powerful than even those in govt. Fr Mbaka is a Nigerian and he has every right to say whatever hee want's to say like everyone of us. Ayo Oritsejafor is with GEJ and nobody has killed him. Hasn't CAN been politicized already or is it because the leardership is for GEJ? It's now news cos Fr Mbaka spoke against GEJ but when PEJ visited and spoke good about their re-election nobody knew. This our mumu politics of allowing anything to happen and be hiding under religion should stop. The truth be told always no matter whose ox is gored. Padre, ride on joor

U r on ur own Ooo young man !

[color=#000099][/color][i][/i] just like any social creature may say " its a free world" you have the right to speak whatever you want to with your mouth.... I put it to you this day that the word of Your Lord God Almighty in Zech 13v1-9 will surely come to pass in this our present life/time of prophecies everwhere.

You see,dear NairaLanders, am a born-Catholic , grew in Catholic & proudly Catholic. I don't put my trust in prophet(modern day's). The bible said in Eph 1v16-23 "put ur trust in Christ Jesus"

Do read/study ;
Zechariah 13:1-9 and,
Ephesian 1:16-23.

There you will understand my basis and exactly where am coming from. Let's be wise while we wait upon our saviour JESUS !


God bless us all that believe in Christ Jesus.

Mtchweeeeee.... Some dude dey pissed me off wid their so-called posts full of instinct.. ..

For crying out loud, if one does'nt have nothing worth posting must u invent frustrating post? Worn ideas? Na by force say u must make HIT?

I suggest Admin should wake up to change his customer's orientation about Naira Land, or may be I need a little orientation on the concept of NL!!!!!

Abeg make una dey digest n filter una post wella b4 making public abeg !! Na beg I dey beg no be fight !!

Cos some posts r just disgusting n irritating !!!

Story for the gods

Your story sounds/looks like a child's playwright. ......

Very immature !!!

Pr0ton:
We have a comedian in the house Here are his hits:

- It entered him from himself

- Yet he wasn't created evil

Tell him OOooo . .... Dis guy is nt saying nothing .....

Christ was in d wilderness & Oga Devil went to Him to tempt Jesus ... U see "tempation" there are many instances whr the word was mentioned in d Bible; Adam & Eve was tempted in d garden of eden; check d drama" wen God asked who was responsible ?- adam said eve, even said Devil ... Devil says who U see ? Dats d question. Am interested to knw too. Whom d Devil shifted d blame on...

Pls I want to knw ??

Yeah, its true yet funny though .. Thumb up for ya !!

Gud mrn'g pals

RIP to you Major SK Umaru

Freedom of opinion.
In the first place , no body compels you to download whatsapp.
If you dislike some features there in whatsapp then I put it to you that you don't deserve whatsapp....
There are better messenger app that meets your expectation ; check out the likes of 2go , facebook application which too some extent one has to request ur permission b4 communication can transpire btw u.
Pls ur post is irritating, that whatsapp is "this" whatsapp is "that" is ur own cup cake ...
I do not join NairaLand to read posts like urs.
Some of "us" here as NairaLander r Govt secret undercovers agent-we follow ur threads to read wat u post about Govt Official (if).

Tori for the gods .....

Na only u waka go

Dat d security personnels did nt intercept was d scene am gladly interested in.... Perhaps make dem carry LUGGA kill dem selves no b only chairs.. May God hav mercy on dem n us all . Amen !

Mtcewwwww

Microflux:
I have always wondered why some people marries ugly wives and some get beautiful wives! Is not easy o! You have to 'mo ju lo soja'.
1. Doctors ; This is a highly rated job in the world. Women are attracted by their intelligence and life saving acts. This sets don't stress themselves up to get a good and beautiful woman. People like kachisbarbie will easily fall for them.
2. Bankers
humh! I wish am a banker. I went to a bank days ago come and see fine girls am like blushing. They don't have problem to get the best of woman, thank God it's now a condition whereby you will have to write your name and phone number in a ledger before you leave the bank. Nah copy and paste stuffs. Gbam! Dating follows. Ladies watch out

3. Comedians/Radio Presenters
This set you know ladies have soft minds and this set of people they have something it's called 'sugarcoated mouth' just few,charming,well spoken words will get their heart for you. they are not shy to face anybody. Be it linda ikeji or jennimma even if [quote author=Rapmoney post=28717459]Loads of craps! Bro, anyone can marry a very beautiful woman without belonging to those professions you mentioned! In fact, your logic is baseless. You have committed the fallacy of Ignorantum ad hominiem! Goodmorning

U r ryt bruh, buh only dat u r funny hahahah... Myself I disagreed wid his theory earlier on .

Microflux:
I have always wondered why some people marries ugly wives and some get beautiful wives! Is not easy o! You have to 'mo ju lo soja'.
1. Doctors ; This is a highly rated job in the world. Women are attracted by their intelligence and life saving acts. This sets don't stress themselves up to get a good and beautiful woman. People like kachisbarbie will easily fall for them.
2. Bankers
humh! I wish am a banker. I went to a bank days ago come and see fine girls am like blushing. They don't have problem to get the best of woman, thank God it's now a condition whereby you will have to write your name and phone number in a ledger before you leave the bank. Nah copy and paste stuffs. Gbam! Dating follows. Ladies watch out

3. Comedians/Radio Presenters
This set you know ladies have soft minds and this set of people they have something it's called 'sugarcoated mouth' just few,charming,well spoken words will get their heart for you. they are not shy to face anybody. Be it linda ikeji or jennimma even if nah mizmycoli.
4. Pastors
pastors just needs just a simple dream or vision to get the beautiful lady in their church. No stress required, because women love affluence and pastors have it.
5.
Politicians
Not much. But you know they are on top of the world. They have the fame, money e.t.c

Gentle man ur theory is faulty, go and do ur home work again!

afolag:
plz when is d presidential election.?

15th feb' 2014

Sweetcollins:
Let Mr. President set up a committee to always forsee d viable utilization of any 're-looted loot' for youth emancipation and job creations. This money is more than enough to erect a good number of steel company here in Benin...Guess how many families this can alleviate!

My brother u r there ... Just on point !! Inaadition , I pray the Govt will utilize the monies effectively & appropriately .. U understand what I mean ??

richardjemedafe1:
If you are a Southern Christian and you support
thepresident, you are TRIBALIST. But
aNorthernMuslim/Hausa Fulani who supportsBuhari/
Atiku is not!• If you are seen pushing the president's
case, youare PAID to do that, when you do that
foropposition, you are a patriot.• When an editor
writes an editorial that issympathetic to the president,
he has beenBOUGHT, but the one that abuses the
president isa FREEDOM FIGHTER.• A blogger that posts
positive stories aboutNigeria is a shame and paid, but
Sahara Reportersis a credible source of news.• When
you support Jonathan, you are aJONATHANIAN.
Meanwhile, I am still looking forsomeone tagged
BUHARIST for supporting theirretired general.• When
you support Jonathan and PDP, you 'hate'Nigeria. But
when you support a Kwankwaso whospent FOURTEEN
YEARS in PDP and has only beenAPC member for
ELEVEN MONTHS, you arepushing for change!• When
local government elections are held inopposition state
and the ruling party clears all theseats, DEMOCRACY
IS AT WORK, but INEC cannotbe trusted to conduct
election at the federal level.In fact, when such
happens in PDP state, it isrigged.• When opposition
wins a bye-election, the PEOPLEhave SPOKEN, but
when reverse is the case, thenINEC has worked for
PDP.• A PDP member since 1999 who decamps to
APCtoday at the age 70 has become progressive,
butan APC member who moves the other
direction,has left 'light' for 'darkness'.• All the billions
being spent by PDP to prosecuteelection preparations
are 'stolen', but the onesbeing spent by opposition
were profits made fromselling Garri at Mushin,
Lagos.• When a minister buys house in Lekki, he
hasstolen. But a Lagos commissioner who
sharesfence with him/her (and even and bigger
house)took 'mortgage' to built his own!• The crowd at
the president's declaration was'rented' but all those
who came to Buhari's werenot. In fact, some of them
trekked from Sokoto toAbuja and did not eat for three
days because theylove the general.And if you read this
and it pricks your conscience,instead of reflecting on
it, you will put on aboldface and tag me a Jonathanian
and a PDPapologist.Abegi, wetin you go tag yourself?
Obamaian?Buharist? Atikuist? Kwankwasonian?
Amaechist?APC irredentist?-The gospel truth.



Last b4 I 4get GEJ TILL APC get sense to allow Rochas okorocha become her 2015 presidential aspirant instead of that foolish and curupt general

What r u vomiting frm ur nose Are u singing poem or chanting ijaw ?

aminu150:
Many are feared dead in a bomb blast that occured at Kano Central Mosque on Friday during Juma’at prayers.

Kano Central Mosque is where the Emir of Kano usually leads prayers on Friday.

Details later.

source:
http://leadership.ng/news/392076/many-feared-dead-bomb-blast-kano-central-mosque

JESUS !!!!!

bugs1:
http://leadership.ng/news/392053/dwindling-revenue-cause-alarm-okonjo-iweala

9ja youth only gud @ beating frustrating gunga & singing alahkuba ..... Wen r we ever guin to rise on our fits ?? Pls i need answers !!!! Nt stories for d gods. ....

[quote author=r231 post=28270429][/quote]Hw dis tori take affect me ? I no learn any lesson here Ooooo , na dia own palava be dat jooor !!!

shaggy007:
Every time "thunder is doing press up".

Una no fit think of any other thing wey Thunder fit do?

Copy copy without advancing.

Hahahahahahah... Na una sabi sha .. Everytime "thunder" imagine na me be the THUNDER !!!!!