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What then is the difference between Hushpoppi and Magu ?

Davash222:
Na man you be!

Avoid that liability of a girl same way you're avoiding poverty.

The highest Like's I've ever seen on nairaland. Kudos to you.
Straight and precise comment.

She bought a ring that i should engage her but i refused.
She trap me to herself whenever i want to cum.
I quickly notice her desperation.
Na i run for my dear life.
She is married now though.
But not happily married according to her.
But that one na her headache.

I deactivated my Facebook account and WhatsApp the very first day i left Nigeria. Till date, no friend nor relatives can reach me except my parents,blood brothers and sisters. I warned everyone of them not to give out my contact. This is not the issue of being stingy. Some of them feels that people living abroad pick money in the street. Thereby making exorbitant demand.

This story na lie jor

Keep tolerating till she uses the kitchen knife on you. I don waka.����

GOFRONT:
If E-Money had shown this act of Kindness, he would have had a peaceful atmosphere to do whatever he likes.....But hell no, all he know is show off on IG how he step out and step in in grand style......

Small boy!!

. Na ur money ?
Aproko

Amotolongbo:
Source?

. You are seeing Punch as source and you are still asking.

Amotolongbo:
Source?

You are seeing Punch as source and you are still asking.

I become so afraid of getting married after reading stories of this nature. May God save us from bad wife.

Arsenal fans too dey thief

Some people are getting it all wrong here. The man said that he took the children for shopping. His wife's niece might have probably selected the undies by herself.
I see no reason some people will be asking him how he got to know the size of her bra and panties.
The man didn't do anything wrong. He is a good man.
Perhaps, he said earlier that he has given his wife money severally to get her niece clothes but she diverted the money into something else.
Boss, your wife is naturally wicked.
Do what you think is good in the eyes of God and humanity.

NextD18:
You might have done something good for the said niece, but you psychologically grew suspicious looks for yourself before your wife.

Imagine your friend buying G-string for your wife or your colleague buying bra for your 15 years old daughter. How will you feel? It is very wrong to do the right things the wrong way.

And if I may ask, how did you know her boobs and ass sizes before buying her underwears?

Hahahahahah. laugh won kill me ooooo

Tpave:
Wow. This is a good way to go. Let's see how banks will abide by these rules first.

That man signature no be here ooo

That's how to identify stingy people that do not want their children to steal from their Bank account in peace

Marshal9:
Bewitched ke, Nigga admitted he was in his senses, any individual under such powers has no consent of what he's doing

What else do you want me to say. I'm surprise why a normal human being could such to his wife.

Can a man do all this to his wife without being Bewitched?
I think you were bewitch by your side chick.
Because this can't be ordinary.
Please give me the side chick contact so she can show me the BABA that prepared the charm for her.
You seriously need spiritual cleansing.

SangoOlukosoOba:
"If"

Nigeria would have been in a confused state.

They would have used the pandemic as an excuse to siphon what's left in our treasury.

GEJ's government was a "looting for all" and lawlessness.

If not not for the intervention of the Almighty God, GEJ and his cronies would have ruined the present and future of Nigeria.

But we still must be grateful to God almighty to have made our years of pains , turn into joy via the emancipation of His Excellence President Mohammadu Buhari (GCFR)

Mumu, where is the Billions of naira donated by Nigeria Billionaires? Have you receive any palliative or stimulus package from the Federal government? How many citizens received the Billions claimed to have been shared ? I pray you wake up from your slumber.

SangoOlukosoOba:
"If"

Nigeria would have been in a confused state.

They would have used the pandemic as an excuse to siphon what's left in our treasury.

GEJ's government was a "looting for all" and lawlessness.

If not not for the intervention of the Almighty God, GEJ and his cronies would have ruined the present and future of Nigeria.

But we still must be grateful to God almighty to have made our years of pains , turn into joy via the emancipation of His Excellence President Mohammadu Buhari (GCFR)

Mumu, where is the Billions donated by Nigeria Billionaires? Have you receive any palliative or stimulus package from the Federal government? How many citizens received the Billions claimed to have shared by the government? Only if you can wake up from your slumber.

You should be happy that you didn't end up getting married to a gold digger.

Julietsim:
U don't understand. Having sex everyday can be tiring. It also affect the Virgina. U think it is easy for women? It is not. I sometimes have pain because it is too much. We didn't have sex until we were married. I never knew he was like this.

Which is why having sex before marriage is somehow encouraging.

kalvoken:
Op nice work but you are not totally right.

Snake inside toilet System is as a result of broken chamber, pipes or not well covered soak away. If you have a soak away with a good air inlet, no snake can gain access into it not to talk of locating the pipe that leads to your house.

Also some people are fond of not covering their slabs as it was formerly after repair work. This can lead to snakes or other things turning the slab to their home and sometimes paying you a visit inside the house. So after the plumber had done his repairs, make sure he cement the slabs well enough so you won't tell stories that touch the heart.

Also, when running your waste pipe, try and get a thick pipe because rats can easily make hole on a light pipe thereby creating avenue for other creatures to make use of it.

As per the floor drainage filter.that you suggested to be covered with a piece of tiles, if you have done all the aforementioned, I don't think their is need for that. Just avoid removing the filter cover on the drainage system. Many people remove it because they want the waste/bath water to move out faster. It is very dangerous, he that invented it did so for a reason. Remember to always cover your washing hand basins and sink with the rubber cover that comes with the drainage system.

My opinion though.

Oil full your head.

One beautiful Sunday evening, Agatha (my girlfriend) visited with a seductive beautiful skimpy gown.
"wow...you are looking so beautiful and ravishing, can't wait to work on your farmland " i said.
"hey! hey!! hey!!! i am not here to be smashed. I came to spend quality time with you" Agatha responded.
"there is no difference between spending quality time together and being smashed" i protested; with a smile on my face. Having the full assurance that "anyhow wey e be, ogoro must jump"
She walked towards me slowly looking straight into my eyes in a seductive manner and hugged me: accompanied by a wet kiss. I almost fainted. But "base on the nigga wey i be, i need cooperate.
Few seconds later, she walk straight to the room....lie in the bed and said in a romantic voice "Bobby please join me" (my pet name).
"base on say na wetin i dey pray for, i just rush enter bed within a one second".
Few minutes later, my Chief of staff started rioting.
"Haba! Bobby, not yet time. Perhaps i said earlier that my purpose of coming is to spend quality time with you and not the other way round. So advice your gun boat not to shoot; she said in a soft tone and her right hand on my hairy chest.
An hour later, her phone rang.
Sandra on the phone (Agatha's best friend)
Agatha where you dey?
I go your house but i no see you. Sandra asked.
" l dey my boyfriend house"
Agatha replied.
"which of your boyfriend's?
Sandra asked again without having the knowledge that Agatha's phone is on loudspeaker.
Yawa don gas!
"How many boyfriends i get? no be only one. Agatha responded angrily. contemplating either to continue the conversation or end the call.
"ha! okay no problem. Wetin be him name? Sandra asked again.
"Bob" Agatha answered.
Sandra paused a while. Feeling confused i guess.
Haba!, you never tell me about this one one oh. Abi na new catch? Sandra asked further to know more about me.
Do you want to know what transpired thereafter ? Then wait for the part 2 of this story.

wike54:
She just give you hint Forget April fool

Lol...she is a fun loving girl. But i go still dey watch her with one eye sha.

My girlfriend threatened me with a breakup that she was no longer interested in the relationship.

Basically, beautiful girls hardly play along with handsome dudes.

They didn't include Punch, Sahara reports and AIT because these 3 media outfit will further expose their evil plans.

India is currently shutdown

Teewhy2:
If truly they found it they will not be talking to FG but to WHO and other foreign bodies because that is where the money is, but wait ooooh did they travel to any part of the world where we have large no of infested people to test it on or how did they know what they have is the cure.

Oga think before you comment.
So you expect them to run straight to WHO without passing through the Federal government.
The Federal government need to experiment the cure to ascertain it's efficiency before calling on WHO to finalize it.

Uncle Baba, is too late.

Useless government