₦airaland Forum

Haydens:
Women are mercenary. They do whatever it takes to win. They will switch sides or outright lie to secure the man they deem their best option. That’s what you are to a woman. An option.

Red pill spoken raw
This one should kept forever in the hippocampus

Haydens:
Women are loyal to power at all costs, have it, and you have them, lack it, and they will betray you.

Betrayal doesn’t sound satisfying enough

Something worst should be replace

Haydens:
When you’re winning you can be rude and unruly and she will apologise for your mistakes. When you’re losing, she will blame you for her mistakes.

I lost interest in women completely when I realized this

Fake ass scammer

Sugar mama now is a past tense due to the difficult economy
Apart from all this top politicians wives you no fit get anyone else



You luck stands 3% chance which equals to impossible

Doing the do as soon as possible

See their evil faces wey dem Dey use break peoples side mirrors and lights
For the first time I have a tiny believe we’re finally going to have a better Nigeria

Life in the trenches

Japastic:
Force to care what? These people are heartless, ready to kill and have been killing people, you only hear kidnap case that makes news headline.

Forced to care about how to get their soul aim which is the money
Are you going kidnap someone knowing fully well the person paying doesn’t have the capability

Japastic:
You think those heartless criminals cares about where you get the money or one nonsense Naira redesign.May we not fall into their hands and for those who politically thinks it has reduced, may they and their families fall victims soon.

They’ll be forced to care
Their option will have to be only transfer which is traceable

This cashless policy is good development but they have to stabilize it

Obi is worst than tinubu





Not me saying but history is speaking for tinubu even he is highly corrupt

Tinubu is the lesser evil one, thought it was obi

Obi is worst than tinubu





Not me saying but history is speaking for tinubu even he is highly corrupt

Tinubu is the lesser evil one, thought it was obi

Turn her around sometimes let her be on top, she’ll understand what to do

Rikze:


As at six pm earlier today the death toll was over 12,000.

My heart goes out to the bereaved families.

Audio 12k deaths

Nothing

Who get time for fun when sapa Dey everywhere

You have one kid, she has 3 kids

She’s more of the wife than you and she’s winning

You don’t have any problem, next!!!!

It’s been long I’ve seen arrested yahoo boys on fp, what’s happening? Guys no Dey cash out again?

Nonexisting1:
How to know goat-faced nairaland girl. She is very abusive, very bitter, sounds frustrated, a low budget feminist, calls reasonable nairaland men misogynists, uses emojis to mask her pain, claims she doesn't need men but uses her alternate accounts to chase after rich nairalanders especially ones in diaspora by quoting and sharing their comments. I have like a notebook on how to know ugly nairaland girls especially the single mothers among them. The few beautiful girls here no dey worry person.

People like siofra, jennyclay, sweetplum



If they’re not fake accounts then they’re terrible people

Nigeria now no be joke
If you marry without reaching at least 70% of your goals, you’ll like die in the marriage due hardship and slavery
You must be financially capable else untimely death, no one is coming to save your ass

Look around we have lots of widows already and the country is not getting any better

They’re very old accounts I can’t mention

Now we are seeing why her husband left her

Liverpool glory gone with mane

They better buy back mane with all their money

Selling mane really did a lot on this team

naijainstinct:
Earlier this week, someone wrote here on Nairaland that "Nigerians don't hate corruption, we only hate when we are not the ones directly perpetrating it".

That said, politicians are corrupt, bankers are corrupt, civil/public servants are corrupt, security agencies are corrupt, political appointees are corrupt, oil marketers are corrupt, business men are corrupt, etc.

Let's talk about the petty traders, artisans and self-employed like the POS operators, anyone wants to rip everyone else off at any given opportunity. We complain about corruption but we also aid and abet corruption.

Today, it's the bankers and POS operators smiling and having a field day, tomorrow is for the oil marketers and the black marketers, next tomorrow is for the immigration officers and their street agents who will rip you off before you can get an international passport, the next day is for public servants who are always seeking ways to siphon public funds or are lackadaisical in service delivery because they believe they are more important than the general public whom they are meant to serve. The next day is for the police, military and paramilitary agencies who are either trying to extort the average Nigerian through bribery, colluding with oil vandals and/or criminals to loot the nation's resources, requesting for "mobilization fees" before helping to apprehend a criminal, pursue justice or even attend to a petition. Then the politicians will form an unholy alliance with the public servants to divert public funds, fund terrorism, banditry and criminality for their selfish interests and personal aggrandizement.

Another day is for the religious leaders, another for the petty traders. Even the corporate businesses like the telcos and the banking institutions are systematically stealing from their customers through hidden, ridiculous and frivolous charges.

As far as Nigeria is concerned, it's a dog-eat-dog society. Actually, it's the way the world is wired but for the fact that some countries have managed to instill discipline by force or by setting in place active systems to curtail human greed. But here, nobody cares. It is a nation of impunity where only the poorest of the poor and the uninfluential face justice.

To conclude, let me borrow someone's analogy about Nigeria. Nigeria is like a fan whose oscillator (mechanism of even wealth distribution) is broken and therefore cannot offer air (equal opportunities) to everyone except those who manage to stand in front of it (the politicians, the corrupt public servants, the greedy businessmen and contractors, the shady security officials, opportunists and beneficiaries of terrorism, banditry and sundry crimes). Instead of us to all come together and find a way to fix this fan's oscillator, we are all struggling to get in front of this fan.

I have stopped praying for Nigeria. Nigeria will be better and great if we all allow it to.

This is clearly my opinion. I did not quote anybody nor oppose anyone. If you are benefitting from the systemic corruption and therefore think you can quote me to share a nonsense contrary opinion, GOD WILL PUNISH YOU!!!!!!

Baba where you get your knowledge from
My god this is the true definition of Nigeria

britbuz:
Nwa m, I dey. How school?

Nigeria do me, I commot for school begin chase life

You’re a terrible person
If you have experienced suffering, frustration and depression, you’ll desire to be with the ugliest good man in the world for the rest of your life

Just few minutes ago I entered filling station to buy fuel which will help me in hunting the new scarce naira notes from different bank, I was shocked when I saw 450 per liter, I filled it anyway, entered different banks but most of the banks were lock, many atm line reached about 2000 people

Naira I no see even pos no get old naira again
I used the small money I had to buy fuel at high price

Well I’m going hunting again for naira notes by 12midnight today make I see how e go be for atm.