₦airaland Forum

CaroLyner:
mehn some people need a slap in the face.with a sledge hammer.

I almost wanted to protest on his behalf... a slap in the face with a sledge hammer

Then I read his post again and had no other option than to agree with you. The dude has lost it

jubebaister:
I was in church today for choire rehearsals in our church here in Lagos... After that, it was night already, she used to play a lot with me, always touching my chest playfully... But today , she took it to another level.. She said what's the big bulge in my trouser... Imagine. She hit my "thing" and ran away ... I chased her a bit to hit her chest back... But she fled...

What's the meaning?

Cc.... Ishilov, lalasticlaa... Obiniscop advise pls

The meaning is that you lost your senses the moment she touched your kini. Lemme now see how this will make FP.

myfantasies:
Hmmmmm

I can see that you are scared, giving flimsy excuse

I don plan how i go take knack u for ground

Hahahaha.... In your dreams abi?

samsongbemisola:
it is true

Then the second part of my comment is real

Congratulations

kamirun225:
If she would join, then I'll join to help u out Bro... Cause u won't be able to fight two ladies at a time... #winks

Now this is a true bro

That's too fast! It still can't take someone to heaven though

This is very bad. All is vanity

If this is true, then there is problem.

nikkypearl:
choosing a convenient place for a bumshort fight ?

@myfantasies..oya come and answer oo

Wanna join the fight too?

myfantasies:
Meet me TAI SOLARIN STADIUM

Come with ur glooves

Nd an ambulance

*scratches head* that place is quite far from where I am now. We'll postpone the fight till I'm back to the west

myfantasies:
Name d place nd time, I will be dere

Hope u won't get scared and run away

You choose a convenient place, I'm giving you a head start.

myfantasies:
I taught u did

I just wanted to go nd put on my bum short so dat we can fight

It's not late yet, you can still bring the fight

PrimeMinisterr:
wonder what will become of you, when you get to meet super cute girls, here on NL.

I don't need to see any super cute girl

myfantasies:
Rotfl

Seriously??

I was just joking with the op, no need to take it personal

I didn't take it personal naw

myfantasies:
Maybe ur pics is so ugly dat Nairaland system couldn't accept it

I almost wanted to attack you for this statement till I saw your pic and my jaw dropped.

Snake thread... Front page material

Zitech:
Ok for Marshmallow 6.0 reviews.

1. It lags phone sometimes especially your gallery, Your Whatsapp and Some application will not respond until you go and force stop it.
2. It does not have fast boot option unlike 5.1.1 Lollipop so most times it takes time to boot.
3. I noticed that when your phone screen is off, to put it on back, you'd have to press your power button like 3-4 times. Sometimes for me it does not come on I have to remove the battery.
4. The Scrolling is smooth.
5. If you upgrade to 6.0 please don't wipe your phone if you want to change imei without tooting else you'd loose your imei.
6. It shows only contacts saved on your gmail account I.e when the numbers on your sim call u, you won't see their name.

That's all for now... But its really cool.

Please, can you explain number 6 better?

Zitech:
Yeah. What the 624mb does is change your phone to MM6.0 with build number X510-D110-AndroidOne-20160101 and the 834mb changes your phone to MM6.01 with build number X510-D110-AndroidOne-20160201

I guess with little or no difference on the UI. I don enter trap. First, I lost all data with the occupied space still there. Now I'll have to go through that process again after I'll reset my phone.

Medicine after death

Zitech:
The 836.6mb comes after the 626.8MB....

Are you serious??

And why is this not on front page yet So you people prefer posting Flavours stomach on FP??

RandomVic:
No problem. If you mean to back up apps and their data (settings, messages, passwords etc) then you have to root.

I don't wanna root the phone

RandomVic:
This is one issue that some hot 2 users who have upgraded to Marshmallow are facing. I didn't face such when I upgraded mine even though I did it manually. You should have ignore the pop up asking you to touch to configure your internal memory or something like that, I just ignored and I also ignore the pop up about my SIM change.
You should ask around for solutions. But if you have your files backed up then its best you do a factory reset to save yourself the stress.

Thanks Bro. I guess I'll look for a way to back up messages and apps, then reset the phone

poshestmina:
I just liked her,nothing more
Pretty strong woman and I appreciated her courage
I can't try it now again,i hate public embarrassment ehhn





Yes,i am cute

When you wanna offer help, make sure it's not public.

And I still don't agree that you're cute till you prove it

Dessyjones:
What my uncle actually brought from uk to Nigeria while he was coming to celebrate the xmas and New year.




Seriously I don't know what they take Nigeria for!

Are you sure this your uncle came back from UK? No offense please

poshestmina:
I felt like been a good Nigerian lol.She looked cool and really pretty like me
Went out with my old man's car so I slowed down a bit to call her,she said "if you no sabi drive, why you carry motor come out na abi them force you?

I felt pained and embarrassed ,since then I stopped greeting her until I stopped seeing her at that round block abi road mount

Firstly, you'll have to prove to me that you're "Really pretty" or I don't believe

Secondly, walking up to people to offer help especially in cash when they're not demanding from you may look really embarrassing to them. Now, you wanna do that to a soldier, I wonder what would have happened.