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AGYBABE and her
ten- year-old son were riding in
a taxi OWNED BY AJIBEL in MUSHIN. It was raining
and
all the prostitutes were
standing under the awnings.
Mom, said the boy,
what are all those women
doing? They' re waiting for their
husbands to
get off work,
AGYBABE replied.AJIBEL The taxi driver
turns around and says,
Geez lady, why dont you tell
him the truth? They are
hookers, boy! They
have sex with men for money.
The little boys eyes get wide
and he says,
Is that true, Mom? AGYBABE,
glaring hard at the driver,
answers in
the affirmative. After a few
minutes, the kid asks, Mom,
what happens to
the babies those women have?
most of them become taxi
drivers, AGYBABE
said.

hahahaha i do na

the only curse fartgbo sabi na bushpig?

why hmmm

@preti, u know im sayin d truth

otu??

y?

im too funny

AJIBEL AND NATASHA on their honeymoon
woke up after their big night.NATASHA rolled over and said, "That
was nice but tell me, what did my
puSSssy look like before you rooted
it?"
AJIBEL replied "Like a
beautiful rose with drops of dew
on it."
"That's nice honey" NATASHA replied,
"What did it look like after you
rooted it?"
"Like a bulldog eating porridge"
AJIBEL replied.

At a conference on the
supernatural, one of the
speakers asked, "Who here has
ever seen a ghost?"
Most of the hands go up.
"And how many of you have had
some form of interaction with a
ghost?"
About half the hands stay up."
OK, now how many of you have
had physical contact with a
ghost?"
Three hands stay up; there's a
slight murmur in the crowd.
"Gosh, that's pretty good.
OK, have any of you ever, uh,
been intimate with a ghost?"
Ajibel's hand stays up.
The speaker blinks.
"Gosh, sir, are you telling us that
you've actually had sexual
contact with a ghost?"
AJIBEL with his hand up
suddenly blushes and says, "Oh,
I'm sorry, I thought you said
"goat'."

I wan Bleep

What is pink and moist and split
in the middle?
A grapefruit!

Wetin u been dey thought?

After a wonderful night of love
making, the young guy rolled
over and was looking around
when he noticed a framed
picture of another man on a desk
in the distance.
Naturally, the guy began to
worry."
Is that your husband?"
he inquired nervously."
No, silly," she replied, snuggling
up to him."
Your boyfriend then?"
he asked."
No, not at all," she said, nibbling
away at his ear."
Well, who is he then?"
demanded the bewildered
guy.Calmly, she answered, "That's
me before the surgery."

During the wedding rehearsal,
the groom approached the
pastor with an unusual offer:
"Look, I'll give you $100 if you'll
change the wedding vows. When
you get to the part where I'm
supposed to promise to 'love,
honor and obey' and 'be faithful
to her forever,' I'd appreciate it if
you'd just leave that out."
He passed the minister a $100 bill
and walked away satisfied.
On the day of the wedding, when
it came time for the groom's
vows, the pastor looked the
young man in the eye and said:
"Will you promise to prostrate
yourself before her, obey her
every command and wish, serve
her breakfast in bed every
morning of your life, and swear
eternally before God and your
lovely wife that you will not ever
even look at another woman, as
long as you both shall live?"
The groom gulped and looked
around, and said in a tiny voice,
"Yes," then leaned toward the
pastor and hissed: "I thought we
had a deal."
The pastor put a $100 bill into
the groom's hand and
whispered: "She made me a
better offer."

Thanks errbody

LOL @ ajibel
hw am i frustating na?

i wonder

AJIBEL calls into the police station
and says, “My wife is missing.”
The officer asks, “How long has
she been gone?”
“A month.“
“Why did you wait so long to
report it?”
“Well, until yesterday I thought it
was just a dream, then I realized
I didn’t have any clean clothes to
wear.”

Bin gbagbo, ajibel, ben 10 and natasha are
traveling in a train.
The train suddenly goes through
a tunnel and it gets completely
dark.
Suddenly there is a kissing sound
and then a slap! The train comes
out of the tunnel. Natasha and
Vben 10 are sitting there
looking perplexed.Ajibel is
bent over holding his face, which
is red from an apparent slap. All
of them remain diplomatic and
nobody says anything.
Natasha is thinking: These
Pakistanis are all crazy after
Madhuri. Musharraf must have
tried to kiss her in the tunnel.
Very proper that she slapped
him.
Madhuri is thinking: Musharraf
must have moved to kiss me, and
kissed Margaret instead and got
slapped.
Musharraf is thinking: Damn! it,
Vajpayee must have tried to kiss
Madhuri, she thought it was me
and slapped! me.
Vajpayee is thinking: If this train
goes through another tunnel, I
could make another kissing
sound and slap Musharraf again.

about 4 million pounds