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ive been recordin at d studio since morning and yet my song no come get head sef

wtf

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oboy stop commenting

abeg dani becuz u no get am no insult me. i am a man of reputeable character and affluence. a handsome epitome of eloquence and advantimy.

e no sweet?

wey d ladies na

A middle aged woman has a
heart attack and is taken to the
hospital. While on the operating
table she has a near death
experience. During that
experience she sees God and
asks if this is it.
God says no and explains that
she has another 30 years to live.
Upon her recovery she decides to
just stay in the hospital and have
a face lift, liposuction, breast
augmentation, tummy tuck, etc.
She even has someone come in
and change her hair color. She
figures since she's got another
30 years she might as well make
the most of it. She walks out of
the hospital after the last
operation and is killed by an
ambulance.
She arrives in front of God and
complains: "I thought you said I
had another 30 years!!
God replies, "Sorry, I didn't
recognize you."

There were three friends Chris,
John and Keith, who decided one
sunny day to go for a walk in the
forest. After a while they realized
that they were lost. And before
they knew it they were captured
by cannibals. The cannibal king
told them that the only way they
could survive from the cannibals
was to pass the trial. The frist
step of the trial was to go into
the forest with the cannibals and
get ten pieces of the same kind
of fruit. So they thought that was
easy enough, and all three
friends went their separate ways
to gather fruits.
Chris came back first and said to
the king. " I brought ten apples."
The king then explained the next
part of the trial to him. You have
to shove the fruits up your ass
without any expression on your
face or you will be eaten. The
first apple went in, but on the
second one he screamed out
with pain, so he was killed and
went to heaven.
Then John arrived and shows the
king his ten fruits which were
berries. When the king explained
the trial to him, he thought to
himself that this should be a
piece of cake.
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, on the
ninth berry he burst out in
laughter, therfore he was also
killed.
After a while Chris and John met
in heaven. Then Chris asked John,
" Why did you laugh?, you almost
got away with it!"
Chris replied, " I know, I couldn't
help it. I was doing fine when all
of a sudden Keith showed up
with all those watermelons!"

An old lady dies and goes to
heaven. She's chatting it up with
St. Peter at the Pearly Gates when
all of a sudden she hears the
most awful blood-curdling
screams.
"Don't worry about that," says St.
Peter, "it's only someone having
the holes put into her shoulder
blades for wings."
The old lady looks a little
uncomfortable but carries on
with the conversation. Ten
minutes later, there are more
blood curdling screams Oh my
God, "says the old lady, "now
what is happening?"
"Not to worry," says St. Peter,
"She's just having her head
drilled to fit the halo."
"I can't do this," says the old lady,
"I'm going to hell."
"You can't go there, "says St.
Peter. "You'll be raped and
sodomized."
"Maybe so," says the old lady,
"but I've already got the holes for
that !"

oga homar tell am!

I am a good guy. 4get my silly attitude atimes

Haha DRY BISCUIT

lwkmd

ur wELCUM MAN.

whose lucky
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both are uglyyyyy

why do pple say a joke here is dry when they havent ever posted one b4.
Btw i am horrnyy

go die ;d .

thanks boqee

ok

i rule this joke section

cuz im american