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A man wonders if having sex on
the Sabbath is a sin because he is
not sure if sex is work or play. He
asks a priest for his opinion on
this question. The priest says
after consulting the Bible," My
son, after an exhaustive search I
am positive sex is work and is
not permitted on Sundays."
The man thinks: ''What does a
priest know of sex?" He goes to a
minister, a married man,
experienced, for the answer. He
queries the minister and receives
the same reply, Sex is work and
not for the Sabbath! Not pleased
with the reply, he seeks out the
ultimate authority: a man of
thousands of years tradition and
knowledge, A Rabbi.
The Rabbi ponders the question
and states,'' My son, sex is
definitely play.'' The man replies,''
Rabbi, how can you be so sure
when so many others tell me sex
is work?!'' The Rabbi softly
speaks, ''If sex were work, my
wife would have the maid do it."

ara gba gi dia

Three friends decided to bet
each other $100 on who could
make their wives scream more
from sex.
They all go home to have sex
with their wives and make them
scream.
The next day the meet. The first
friend says, "I made love to my
wife for 2 hours and she was
screaming for at least 1 1/2
hours."
The second friend says, "That's
nothing, I start licking my wife
for two hours and she was
screaming the whole time and
half hour after that."
The third friend says, " That's
nothing, I made love to my wife
for ten minutes, I came a couple
times I wiped my Dick in the
curtain and she still screaming."

na toto be the clado na

lalaboiy, skallah, andy blaze etc

this was actually funny

i vote for OBIOMA

boqeee, no be ban o lol just left my country and couldnt access internet in my new country

dryy

it is easy
JUST WALK MIDWAY ON A BUSY ROAD, THEN UNZIP AND BRING OUT UR PERNIS WHICH IS ERECT AND START MARCHING LEFT,RIGHT,LEFT,RIGHT,LEFT,RIGHT!

stupid op na ur mama characteristics

Poison Ivy and Harley Quinn
decide to go rob a bank.
"Now, remember the plan," Ivy
tells Harley.
"Yeah, yeah, no problem!" She
says, and walks into the bank. Ivy
waits in the getaway car.
Time passes. Five
minutes, ten, Ivy starts getting
worried, fifteen,
Suddenly Harley comes rushing
out of the bank, dragging a safe
behind her all tied up in rope.
Behind her, the guard comes
running out, with his pants
down!
Ivy groans. "Harley, you idiot! I
said to tie up the guard and blow
the safe! NOT THE OTHER WAY
AROUND!!!"

Where have i been!

A middle-aged couple, with two
beautiful daughters, An autopsy
professor was giving an
introductory lecture to a class of
students. Standing over a corpse,
he addressed the class: "There
are two things you need to
succeed in medical forensics.
First, you must have no fear."
Having said that, he shoved his
finger up the corpse’s anus and
licked it. "Now you must do the
same," he told the class.
After a couple of minutes of
uneasy silence, the class did as
instructed.
"Second," the professor
continued, "You must hav.e an
acute sense of observation. For
instance, how many of you
noticed that I put my middle
finger up this corpse’s anus, but
licked my index finger?"

A middle-aged couple, with two
beautiful daughters, An autopsy
professor was giving an
introductory lecture to a class of
students. Standing over a corpse,
he addressed the class: "There
are two things you need to
succeed in medical forensics.
First, you must have no fear."
Having said that, he shoved his
finger up the corpse’s anus and
licked it. "Now you must do the
same," he told the class.
After a couple of minutes of
uneasy silence, the class did as
instructed.
"Second," the professor
continued, "You must hav.e an
acute sense of observation. For
instance, how many of you
noticed that I put my middle
finger up this corpse’s anus, but
licked my index finger?"

A principal of a small middle
school had a problem with a few
of the older girls starting to use
lipstick. When applying it in the
bathroom they would then press
their lips to the mirror and leave
lip prints.
Before it got out of hand he
thought of a way to stop it. He
gathered all the girls together
that wore lipstick and told them
he wanted to meet with them in
the ladies room at 2pm. They
gathered at 2pm and found the
principal and the school
custodian waiting for them.
The principal explained that it
was becoming a problem for the
custodian to clean the mirror
every night. He said he felt the
ladies did not fully understand
just how much of a problem it
was and he wanted them to
witness just how hard it was to
clean.
The custodian then
demonstra.ted. He took a long
brush on a handle out of a box.
He then dipped the brush in the
nearest toilet, moved to the
mirror and proceeded to remove
the lipstick.
That was the last day the girls
pressed their lips on the mirror.

Plz does anyone have info on how i could create a shadow in photoshop

A man and wife attended church
one evening, and the wife
decided that it was time to stop
her husband from sleeping in
Church. So, she took her hat pin
and decided she would poke him
every time he fell asleep. Right
about the first time he falls
asleep, the preacher asks, "And
who created the Universe?" The
wife poked her husband and he
awakes and yells, "My God!"
The second time he falls asleep,
the preacher asks, "And who
died on the cross for you?" She
pokes her husband and he
screams, "Jesus Christ!"
The third time, the Preacher asks,
" And what did Eve say to Adam
after she bore him his 99th son?"
The wife pokes her husband and
he jumps up and yells, "By God, if
you poke me with that thing one
more time, I am going to break it
OFF!"

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its was an involuntary action

ode

i was about to wrote a good joke then i got high and forget it

sick means GOOD SINGER
U VILLAGE BUSH PIG

lool

wtf

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