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kratosonofzeus:
Abeg op.....diz girl loves me like a brother,how can i her make her to tell me she loves me

brother zone!!!!!!

Obiomon

HARDDON:
From ur first drop in, note


1) unless ofcos u fancy been bf , the wakey wakey early morning text is totally uncultured , outa xta.

If u must , say: yea, I know my tots has been running tru ur mind n probably, u didn't sleep well buh now itz time to rise up n taste dis coffee .....


2) it is high time she starts coming to ur crib n not d other way round...... I make it a point of order not to visit my female friends unless ofcos, very rarely , that one.
But if u like d BC title, all gush gud

3) who brought d tramadol idea? ( crazy folks) yea u!


4) You can't just jump in n wano kiss a lady no matter what! Arrrrh !

Men have flip on switch, women have tune up nob.

So next time, b4 u ever think lips, think, runing ur hands down her hair first! Think cubbing her face, think rubbing her cheeks, playing with her ear lobe then going down her neck , think running ur hands over her arms, whatever u do, avoid her boobs first, until she start responding, then u can gently move ur hands over them , don't squeeze. As u tune her up, she wud lounge forward for a kiss , if she don't, take ur time with the other jobs avoiding sensitive parts

nnniiiiccceeee... Gonnaa work on emm

HARDDON:
People cry 4 Luv every now n den.....


I know u r dying silently though , its not easy to fight the fire especially wen a fresh fish to stew is involved .

Go out n meet others, u were b4 she came, live ur life... She wud call soon

I got some things to tell u though

ride on bruh and i want to know what to tell her when she finally cals cos i believe she would be like why i have been acting this way lately ie not calling her anymore

HARDDON:
, nice very nice ...... Guys have been d ones crying .

A lil tears from d lady folks wudnt be outs place wud it?

naaahhh ofcos not

HARDDON:
Wow, the ego game is playing out waiting for the one that wud take d bruise n break d ice .

Wud u?

nahhhh i aint gon call her... :> u tell me what to do sha.. Am gon make her cry lol

HARDDON:
To do a reset, we hv to undo most of the things u have done .

Btw, have u guys spoken / seen since the last time we talked? What happened? What did u say?

just as i said , i havent called her nor seen her.. She hasnt even called either.. So we just dere.......[color=]

HARDDON:
To do a reset, we hv to undo most of the things u have done .

Btw, have u guys spoken / seen since the last time we talked? What happened? What did u say?

just as i said , i havent called her nor seen her.. She hasnt even called either.. So we just dere.......[/color]

HARDDON:
To do a reset, we hv to undo most of the things u have done .

Btw, have u guys spoken / seen since the last time we talked? What happened? What did u say?

just as i said ealier that i wont call her. so, i havent called her nor seen her.. She hasnt even called either.. So we just dere.......

Harddon u stopped talking o. Whats happening , u didnt tell me what to do again o.. Comon man u needed here

HARDDON:
1) U seem to be the only one visiting
2) Ur kiss move was just wacky
3) u r almost blowing it.

U have to do a reset . kindly go tru d pages n find tune ur self on how to have balls/create n tune up attraction around women b4 u blow it.

There is gono be a whole drill dedicated to taking thing to d physical level but before then, here are a few pills to help douse ur aches and save dis stake

today marks my 3rd time going through all ur drills .. Want it to be part of me

I can see u still viewing this topic ... Just tell me what to do from now to get my game back ... We most get her back lol.... Me fall in love Thats bullshit though not gone work this time hahahahah

HARDDON:
@ Obiomon

Wow, what a run down of ur life history

U started very well, unlike some of us, then started getting clingy n finally, needy:

Two things r involved with d way u r going: get friend zoned( most likely) n get degraded.

or have a gurl friend that u wud be @ her beck n call ....

so what am i going to do to fix it

Harddon lets move to the sexual part naaa... Wanna know how to get down to the main thing... This new chick i met few weeks ago is the gon be my first and i really dont wanna blow it . I swear, n if i do ama gonna be mad at u and myself sha...


So how it al happened.. We met at school were someone was teaching a group of us how to skate .. N i approached her and we started talking , we actally talked about some stuff i cant remmember .. So when we were done she said she was gonna be trekking home n it was late already so i collected her phone n i inputed my numbr telling her that if she finally survived her journey home she should.. Omo she didnt call me till the next day around 4pm saying her phone was down before and if i could come to school to meet her that she enjoyed our last meeting ,i said no i cant make it cos am very busy, which i wasnt , i just didnt want to seem to cheap to her n den turn me to someone she can take control over..

Along the line, few days later i called her n was like is she would be going to school the next day she said yes n i told her that we gone meet after class.. And we did and we talked while walkng to the school gate i got a bike for her and told her bye while perking her on the cheek.. So the next 2 days a sent her a money message saying WAKEY WAKEY SLEEPY HEAD, JUST A TEXT TO WAKE UP TO, HOPE U SLEPT WELL , she called later saying she wasnt having card to reply at that moment.. And the next day i went to visit her and getting there n roomie was there so we just relaxed played the card game and ate and talked about some crazy stuff, she wrote me a love letter saying howw she loves me cos of the way we connected to each other and hope and the guy she wants and blah blah ..... She told me to write to her too but i refused saying am not good at writing love letter but she insisted and made me write .. What i wrote was RIGHT FROM THE DAY WE MET WE HAD THIS UNIQUE CONNECTION , U HAVE THIS LOVELY EYES ,SMALL NOSE AND A WIDE MOUTH THAT IS WORTH KISSING LOL.. NOT TO FORGET A BIG BOOBS (that was just to make a humour out of it) when read it she loved it and hugged me and we went to the extent to take this drug called TRAMADOL i hope u know it.. So we both took 400mg of it and it got us high and we cuddled each other for bout an hour. So my mind was like let me make a move to have sex with her cos i know it was a perfect time to ... But my problem was i didnt know how to or what step to take .. I tried kissing her she witdrew n with that i just stopped trying so i wont seem to despirate and then pursue her away .. So when it was late at night i went home and the next day which was yesterday she called me saying she wants me to be with her that shes not fine cos of the drugs we took .. So i went we just cuddled ..when it was time i went to school to play ball.. That evening as i was going home i couldnt believe what was happening to me i kept on thinking about her n i tird calling her but her phone was off so i texted her saying WHAT HAVE U DONE OOOOO Y DO I KEEP THINKING.... I DO I KEEP THINKING BOUT U HAVE NEVER BEEN THIS WAY BEFORE... It was untill this morning i realized i was about falling in love with her and was SOOOOOO MMMMMAAAADDD at my self... How will a whole me FALL IN LOVE i got angry and said i wont call till likke the next 3 to 4 days so she wont try and get contol over me thinking that i most have lost it by sending that textt,,,, but seriously i wasnt happy i sent that text and just realising it now... But i need to fuccck that gurls pusssi ... Harddon what have i done wrong and what do i need to do to fix this i know she would be expecting me to call back but i wont

Romszy:
Good eve, I'm Roseline, pls there is something I would wanted us to talk about. Thanks

okk how may i help u

it seems am very weak , i dont know or is it that am not confident enough .. i seem to be okay when it comes to my conversations and relationship with females i would say am 70% okay am good looking ,handsome and funny ..the problem seems to be on my sexual life, i dont know if its because am not sexually attracted to them or i dont know how to hit the right keys even when i seem to make moves it doesnt work out well, i mean am 20 and still a virgin .. help me out!!!!!!!

I am! send me your whatsapp contact so we can talk

ibkkk:
Black Friday... Nonsense. I was hoping to get any of the goods with their claimed 90%discount. Nothing of such.

same here ..was pissed though

Lool why u de vex ?? Abi jumia show u strong thing ni??

saintgoogle:

After bout 2mins after the black fridaay commenced the jumia site just went down not that i wanted to order anythiing or sh*t i was just passing by.. Along the line on their twitter acc people were already complaining and some were dissapointed...mean while i was on my own n was like people and awuf ... And after few minutes the infinix hot 2 that had alot people going crazy cos of the 50% discount was already sold out inn just a matter of minutes #LMAO
almost everything is sold out lol..na winsh de order online again..
right now the jumia site is not even openning . Nigerians will nt stop amazing me

anyways this thread was created for u guys to share ur exepriences and the items with discounts u were able to get with the black friday offer... Goodluck guys and happy shopping

Sometimes i wonder if this nigga gat a dick

YourMain:
Yeah .
Do I actually look really young ?

I don't usually say this but ur cute

Who still uses this phone?

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hugogerrard:
Hmmm... The op needs serious advice. Meanwhile... I have read enough... My opinion here is for someone like you to focus on what brought u to the school in the 1st place. As for the girl in question... She's long gone. Remember... There re a lot of fishes swimming happily in the sea. Just be yourself nd expect the best yet to come.

thanks