Romance › Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by Obiomon: 9:39am On Jul 17, 2016*. Modified: 10:02am On Jul 17, 2016 |
LifegoesonE: HARDDON See, problem is like this, I have this girl, we been dating for like 8 months now but most time she doesn't call me doo my own worry is dat if she miss my call most time she don't call back. There was a time she was busying my calls I had to give a break on calling until I met her, she gave her excuse which I told her was not a good reason, I like the babe doo but she doesn't reciprocate not that am asking for extra attention, I called her two times in day like that she didn't pick either called back, called again on her own birthday twice stil could not pick. After two day she replied on whatsapp (thank u dear) didn't reply back doo, even on whatsapp now she haven't reply my me,
For like 2 weeks now I haven't called her cos I decided until she call me first, but am tempted to call her, TELL ME WHAT TO DO. relax man! don't call her back, just forget about her and game other girls, if she likes you too she would call you back but if she doesn't just ignore her. I believe you bored her with your calls and chats that why she stopped answering you, you were been too nice, needy and clingy to her that's why started running from you. But why would you keep on calling her when she doesn't pick your calls. Come on man , whenever I call a girl she doesn't pick I always give 2 missed calls and watch them call the next day. There are a lot to talk about but am really busy now but what you need to know is that when are been nice to girls there is a 90% chance you would be friendzoned, when ever you call the girl every time or every day there is a 70% chance you wil start to bore her (esp when you say to boring chats like, how was your night , have you eaten, how was your day, what did you do today....) This is why you need to be funny and witty(just read the drills in the 2 or 3rd page to get it), and make her miss you, give her 3 to 8 days before you call again in that way she would be wanting to hear from you. (Every thing am saying here has been experienced by me. Thanks to the boss harddon) so I no want talk too much sha. Harddon knows best. So he should continue. I just erred by own opinion though. Stay safe |
Romance › Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by Obiomon: 9:06am On Jul 17, 2016*. Modified: 9:30am On Jul 17, 2016 |
HARDDON: Sure u do. U so gud now, U have 24 hours to meet n mate mnm( I mean a 9ner not some fish seller) If not id hv ur ballz for keeps.  huh?? What did you say? I did not hear well  talk it again  |
Romance › Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by Obiomon: 8:43am On Jul 17, 2016 |
HARDDON: Nice Jab gee!
Checky! Sassy! Sendless! lol!
I know right!!  |
Romance › Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by Obiomon: 7:45am On Jul 17, 2016 |
praiseoski: @ ob..... You bleeped up big time. This is not a cramming episode for you to keep memorizing... its a game. Think of it as a your first time with a game controller(gamepad) U notice that U will find it difficult to locate d buttons without looking at it .. or when preparing for exams , you study and practice d courses that most likely will have a bearing on your future career then cramme d rest ones irrelevant to you in future. This thread ain't about pickup lines it about life changing Tips ..........Same it is in d drill .Don't cram anything,...only PRACTICE, and it seem u've been doing more of cramming than practicing .... or are u "the king of nice guys" I was once a nice guy until d day God led me to this trend, I only read d first five pages and my whole game changed. through constant practice ,I became a pro in less than a week.... Advice:Study and Practice Never cramme and wait niggaa?? You getting it al wrong ooooo I don't do cramming ,is it a text book? I always read em and the whole idea behind it ad put it to practice... And t has been helping me since then.. You actually don't get my point do you?? I mean yesterday things just changed all of a sudden.. I became a nice ass nigga.. I just had to share my experience to know if its normal or the witches in my village have started fasting. All the same am getting back now Thanks to the 48 laws of power |
Romance › Re: by Obiomon: 1:18am On Jul 17, 2016 |
iLegend: Hahaha! It's tiredness, stress, preoccupation, or brain overflow. It happens to everyone. Even Bill Gate. It's like typing and making a little mistake, no one is above it.
Don't worry. Nothing bad. phew  |
Romance › Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by Obiomon: 10:21pm On Jul 16, 2016 |
Harddon has it ever happened to you that a certain time when you were still working on your tricks you just loose your guard, I mean like everything uve been working on and practicing will just disappear and you Would be like wtf is happening to you, all of a sudden you start acting the ways nice guy do.. I know this might sound weird but exactly this shi happened to me this evening,like a few hours ago when I was about going home after feeloing exhausted from playing basketball meh all of a sudden I lost words and everything I learnt from you just disappeared cos their a girl I saw who was cute, wanted to initiate a convo but I just had the feeling not to, and this made me buy two drinks for two girls today that I have been trying to game o.. They came to me when I wanted to get a bike home,. I didn't know it happened I tried rejecting their proposal but the right word to say like if I get them the drink they would take me to a very nice restaurant the next and get me whatever I want and also a nice body massage and blah blah that has always worked for me just vanished!!!(I don't know the magic in it, they would jusst withdraw. Though I add more spice to it that just taking me out).. my Gosh see as I con take de console my sef for my mind as I de pay for the drinks... and I have NEVER in my life bought a drink for a girl whenever she asks me. but I just covered up by saying I only wanted to get them the drink that they ain't the reason am doing it... And right now am so mad at my sef ehhhh. Its making me not talk to anybody till tomorow. So I don't know , is it that its normal to loose my guard at point in time... Or I was just crazy or I was just tired after the basketball game. Has it happened to you before?? How did you get your sef back to bring back the game....
PS I apologise for my LLOONNG epistle I just narrated o. Didn't know it was gon sum up this long |
Romance › Re: by Obiomon: 10:19pm On Jul 16, 2016 |
ilegend has it ever happened to you that a certain time when you were still working on your tricks you just loose your guard, I mean like everything uve been working on and practicing will just disappear and you Would be like wtf is happening to you, all of a sudden you start acting the ways nice guy do.. I know this might sound weird but exactly this shi happened to me this evening,like a few hours ago when I was about going home after feeloing exhausted from playing basketball meh all of a sudden I lost words and everything I learnt from you just disappeared cos their a girl I saw who was cute, wanted to initiate a convo but I just had the feeling not to, and this made me buy two drinks for two girls today that I have been trying to game o.. They came to me when I wanted to get a bike home,. I didn't know it happened I tried rejecting their proposal but the right word to say like if I get them the drink they would take me to a very nice restaurant the next and get me whatever I want and also a nice body massage and blah blah that has always worked for me just vanished!!!(I don't know the magic in it, they would jusst withdraw. Though I add more spice to it that just taking me out).. my Gosh see as I con take de console my sef for my mind as I de pay for the drinks... and I have NEVER in my life bought a drink for a girl whenever she asks me. but I just covered up by saying I only wanted to get them the drink that they ain't the reason am doing it... And right now am so mad at my sef ehhhh. Its making me not talk to anybody till tomorow. So I don't know , is it that its normal to loose my guard at point in time... Or I was just crazy or I was just tired after the basketball game. Has it happened to you before?? How did you get your sef back to bring back the game....
PS I apologise for my LLOONNG epistle I just narrated o. Didn't know it was gon sum up this long |
Romance › Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by Obiomon: 4:48pm On Jul 16, 2016 |
HARDDON: U wudnt bother .
Like dah hunter, u set the trap n lie in wait . The animal wud walk into it n call u or text u.
But u r way off this now. Cos u already broke the ice .
This is an ice breaker ohh rigghh!! Now I get the whole idea. Thanks tho |
Romance › Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by Obiomon: 3:46pm On Jul 16, 2016 |
HARDDON: Yips! Cruel jealousy naiicce and I will be like opps wrong message and.... This kinda seem like a new technique to me, haven't heard or used it before. Give me an idea of what to say when I send her the message saying it wasn't for her |
Romance › Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by Obiomon: 3:24pm On Jul 16, 2016 |
HARDDON:

Glad some r learning the robes fast. Kul!
Some other lines to break ice are: u send her a supposedly "mistake msg"
Here are examples;
Hi Roy, cud u just tell Jane to stop calling me? I just wants us to be friends but she is asking for a r/ship, I'm not ready for lady's dramas now. Warm Regards.
Or say: wow, u r dah best gurl ! I had mad fun last night! Btw r u human? For Real? Cos gurls that I know wud rather a guy spend on them instead of the other way round! R u @ the airport yet? Hw abt an awesome day? With Luv from Don.. that is you mean I should send it to her on pursose and it was a mistake so as to make it look like it was suppose to be for another girl I met ?? Yeah?? |
Romance › Re: by Obiomon: 3:22pm On Jul 16, 2016 |
iLegend: Chaii! You don dey tease me already. (In Falz's voice) I haf finisss. I'll send a virus to your phone. I want to tell you something, but I don't know if you can handle it, I think you can't. lol na weti you teach me na  besides I can't handle no virus but I can deal with em  |
Romance › Re: by Obiomon: 12:24pm On Jul 16, 2016 |
iLegend: She Dumped Me Cuz I Was A Nice Guy. (Double Picture) by iLegend
How things changed:
You might not like this post. It's too long and boring for your health. So, do the needful.
If you've read my post about Juan, a cute Malaysian girl I took to a club and an ugly bad boy took her from me and she blocked me on Facebook. The first pix is Juan. I didn't even kiss her let alone see the size of her clitóris. I was too protective, desperate, clingy, wussy-fic, needy and too caring. (Damn! I never knew women hate it).
After she dumped me; I got ANGRY and LEARNED how women work, how to FÚCK and became a BAD BOY. (The most important thing a man should learn is how to FÚCK before how to make MONEY — from experience).
The moment I became a good-bad-boy women started loving me left and right. I got a new girl in no time (the one below). She was the hottest damsel at that time, but I treated her like shìt, without being wicked though. (There's a difference). The more I treat her like a nobody the more she loves me, but I knew my boundaries sha. The company where she worked used her face on their magazine's cover, thanks to good looks.
The only thing I knew I gave her was the 'best sex.' I don't take bullshíts from her. The moment she fúcks up — I treat her fúck up. I was the commander in chief; I never controlled her, but I have the final say and control.
She was rich and all her exes worshipped the ground she worked, but I was different unlike with Juan. (Thank you Juan for dumping me and making me acquire this knew skill by fire and by force. Something must PUSH YOU before you can achieve something, else you can't).
The day the new damsel told me she respects me more than any man in this world was the day my eyes opened like a blind mad man delivered by TB Joshua.
She professes her love always just like I did with Juan. Whoever professes love first is the loser.
Nice guys listen.
6 Things Made The Difference.
6. She got money, but I never demanded a dollar from her. She gives willingly. (I was a student). 5. She thought I was intelligent and brilliant. (Women love smart and naughty dudes) 4. I workout and she loves to see me shirtless. (I was her Trey Songz). 3. Humor, confidence and my I don't care attitude. I never answer all her questions, cuz some questions women ask are stupíd. Not all questions deserve an answer. 2. I treat her bullshìt without the fear of losing her. (I never cared if I lose her — in fact, I was alway waiting for the day we'll breakup, cuz she never let me bleep other girls. Other girls were showing me green lights). 1. I gave her the BEST fúck of her life. Every sessions was a hit back-to-back. (You know the kinda great and quality sex that last for hours and you're still in the mood, but she's weak, exhausted and can't walk properly).
(Squirting orgásms — every woman is capable of having it, but most men don't know nothing about giving it). You can't fake it when I'm around. If you fake it, you lose. Ain't got time for losers. Thanks to Juan again.
She usually tells me 'Why haven't I met you since?' If only she knew I was a wussy some months ago — or if she had met me on my wussy days same thing that happened with Juan would've repeated itself.
The day I was coming to Nigeria, she cried and cried and cried, but I wasn't even moved. I hopped inside the plane and never looked back. There's no space for love in my heart for now — all thanks to Juan. Damn! My new girl was hot and she knew how to fúck unlike most Nigerian girls. (Oops! Just started a fight).
So, when I see Naija boys wey dey us money they lure woman I go jst laff. Una no get wetin to use money do? As I show, one girl say make I buy her blackberry I con laaaaaaff. U get gold for tóto? I'm not even interested in ya pússy. She later got a taste and was hooked. Na jazz.
Do I look like a nice guy? Nah!
Listen to everything I post about women. I got the key, but only some of ya will grab it. I don suffer for where women dey. I have been trying to fall in love but it's taking me forever. Any girl less than my hot exes can't lure me, except her attitude is heavenly and also a freak in bed. I want an upgrade not a downgrade.
I have documented the psychology of women in dating. See I no dey tell you theories. I hate theories. I have walked the walk. Felt the pains and shed the tears. There was a time I had a tsunamic heartbreak that made me hate girls. (Thank God for some books I read that made me change my mind. I love women).
Ever since I became a bad boy I have never had a single heartbreak neither do I break others. All my exes still chat me up.
Most of y'all don't know how to end a relationship.
At the end of a relationship make a woman feel like she dumped you to keep her ego and heart sound and warm. If you dump her you've got yourself an enemy.
Lemme stop here, but I have a lot of eye opening secrets to share with guys. Go read my other threads an you'll never regret reading them.
Summary
When I was a nice guy I needed one girl to call mine, but they all broke my heart, so I got mad and became a good-bad-boy and all the ladies started offering me free sex, so I started to be choosy and I started rejecting them back if they don't meet my standard. Hahaha! What goes around comes around.
PLEASE ALL NICE GUYS SHOULD GO THROUGH ALL MY THREADS AND YOUR LIFE WILL NEVER BE THE SAME.
Women are the same be it African women, white women, or Asian women — the only difference is environment and upbringing, but the way they select who to date are the same. Be too nice and they'll dump you like it's hot — be too bad and they'll run for their lives too. Be 70% bad boy and 30% nice guy.
Listening to 'You Saved Me' by R.Kelly (I LOVE that song like mad!)
Look for troubles, but make sure they're nonviolent
Keep safe
— iLegend™
Modified: Guys, this post will be deleted by this time tomorrow. It's part of my book "The Evolution of iLegend." And I'd be cherished when sold not when it's shared for free. No one likes free food. dope bruh!! This post's lit. But why you de cover your face ni.... I no just understand, open am jare, why you no wan m$ake we see your face  |
Romance › Re: by Obiomon: 12:18pm On Jul 16, 2016 |
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Romance › Re: by Obiomon: 12:07pm On Jul 16, 2016 |
iLegend: —— PLEASE DONT READ THIS PART. STOP HERE——
Some chatting rules and tips (call it whatever you want, but apply them and break them if need be).
Rules 1: NEVER GIVE A WOMAN A DIRECT ANSWER EXCEPT IT'S A CaPiTaL NO.
Rule 2: NEVER EVER CHAT WITH A WOMAN YOU HAVE SEXUAL INTENT FOR WITH SERIOUSNESS. SEE EVERYTHING AS A SEXUAL JOKE. Then, act serious once in a while.
Rule 3: ALWAYS LOOK OUT FOR "KEYWORDS" IN HER MESSAGE TO ANCOR THE SEXUAL JOKE OR MISINTERPRETATION.
Rule4: DONT EVER REPLY ALL HER MESSAGES AND DON'T RUSH TO REPLY HER WHEN YOU'RE BUSY. BE A MAN! YOU HAVE BETTER THINGS TO DO.
Rule 5: IF SHE DOESN'T REPLY YOU DON'T EVER SEND ANOTHER MESSAGE. GIVE HER A MONTH, THEN SEND HER: "I KNOW YOU'RE NOT THIS WICKED. WHERE'S YOUR HEART? NEVER-MIND! I KNOW YOU WON'T REPLY." OR "DON'T TELL ME YOU'RE BEING CONTROLLED WITH A REMOTE, I KNOW YOUR MUM DIDN'T BRING YOU UP THIS WAY. ANYWAYS, BYE." With the above she'll definitely reply, then you fire down with [SMH].
Some Steps or Tips
Tip 1: Let every girl know your a naughty bad boy from the onset. It's their job to tame you. Don't tame yourself and pretend to be a nice guy. Na u go lose, I promise you. Nice guys will always get hurt by rejections or heartbreaks and it'll affect their self-esteem. I know what I'm saying.
Imagine how mothers or people always pray and try to bribe the most stubborn kid in the house to change. Be stubborn and women will want to help you become better, but never yield. When the stubborn child finally repents the entire family will celebrate and see it as an achievement while the good kids in the house are not celebrated, instead they beat them for acting too lazy or weak. SAD!
Tip 2: First impression matters a lot and that first impression must carry a sexual connotation and humor along. Else, you're a in-between. It doesn't matter if she's a pastor's daughter.
Tip 3: Learn to not reply all messages even it you're online. The earlier you start this attitude the better. If you start it late you're in trouble. They'll think your "forming" for them and they'll pay you back.
Tip 4: With women, it's all about ESCOFi button. Press her Emotional, Sexual, Comical, Other-adventures, Financial, and intellectual button. Search for the post on ESCOFi on NL.
Tip 5: To keep the interaction going you must know FemaleSextapes. It's a system I developed that'll make you lack nothing during a conversation.
Tip 6: Always be the one to end the conversation. Don't ever tell a girl "bye or good night." Just disappear. Always end it (by disappearing). When she's the one asking a question, never when you're asking. And it should be at the heat of the conversation. End it when it's interesting by going offline for an hour, a day or weeks. Don't be tempted or carried away and she ends it for you. Same thing with calls. Learn to take fake excuses and give her a break. She'll miss you. End it when it's fun and interesting.
Tip 7: Women are the most beautiful creatures. I just love them, because they're not that logical, but emotional. Tap on their naughty emotions, everyone of them has it. Pastor's wives are naughty; they only hide it because of religion and what people will say. Pastor's daughters? Abeg no go there — they're the naughtiest kids ever (I love them). Don't think because they dress decently they don't have brains to burst. They're adventurous girls. No girl is a saint and no girl is sent from Heaven, except Keyshia Cole.
Tip 8: If you act nice alone you'll receive nice. If you act dirty alone you'll receive dirty. If you act naughty alone you'll receive naughty. If you act humorous alone you'll receive laughter alone. But if you mix them all, you'll get sex and a woman who's emotionally attached to you.
Don't be nice, instead be naughty; it doesn't matter if she doesn't respond. Forget her and do something meaningful; she'll one day remember you, by then, you've already made your first naughty impression and she's already seeing you a sexual being not an asexual like nice guys. There are so many fish in the river. If you think I'm lying follow me to a creek/swamp in Rivers State and I'll show you.
Force words out of her mouth. And remember rule 2, and don't ever forget rule 1.
Look for troubles, but make sure they're nonviolent.
Keep safe
— iLegend™ I gatchu bruh!!! Geting the flow like ... Nevermind! |
Romance › Re: by Obiomon: 10:25pm On Jul 15, 2016 |
 shet that kin tin |
Romance › Re: by Obiomon: 9:09pm On Jul 15, 2016 |
iLegend: Long Summary of Part 5 You can't buy a woman permanently, but you can confuse her with your money, glamor and wit for a period of time or years.
Nice guys are almost a turn off to most women. A woman can ONLY like a nice guy when she's done messing around with bad boys and she's ready to settle down. After all her adventures with bad boys, she'll finally settle down with a nice guy and the probability of (her) cheating is very slim.
She had experienced everything she needed to experience with bad boys, so there's nothing new under the sun. The only thing that'll make her cheat is if the nice guy sucks 'so badly' in the sheet every single time they dance shoki.
If she marries a bad boy who's good in the sheet she'll NEVER cheat. She'll only cheat if the bad boy is a chronic liar and an unfaithful bástard. When she gets tired of advising him to change, she'll revenge and cheat back.
Men are the reasons why women cheat. If you're good in bed she'll hardly cheat, but if you cheat too much she'll cheat back. It'll be a hit back-to-back.
If you suck in bed, then you're indirectly telling her to cheat and she will. Sad for you!
There's something intriguing and risky about doing something considered to be sacred, a taboo or a dangerous adventure. These things turn women on and only a bad boy can give it. Anything that's risky is fun (bad boys are 'risks,' 'sacred,' and 'taboos' themselves, so there's no need to look further).
Woman will keep loving bad boys, especially intelligent bad boys and there's nothing anyone can do about it. The only solution men have is to learn the art of bad boys and incorporate the knowledge with their nice guy wisdom. If you don't want to learn, then enjoy your heartbreak or broken marriage in advance.
Women select men, but men decide if the selection is right or wrong.
In the dating world, it looks like men select women, because they do the approaching, but in reality, women do the selection. Men only initiate and approve at the end.
[color=#CD1076]The power is not in the hands of who's selecting, but who's approving the selected.[/color]
If the president refuses to approve the bill, then it won't be passed.
The control is with THE MAN and if gives it away, he'll suffer it. Nice guys always give it away and that's why they get hurt by women.
Women don't intentionally hurt men. The paradigm in men and women is responsible for every actions women take.
If you know the paradigm, you'll have the best relationship or marriage EVER. This one no be say them say!
All I want YOU Mr. Nice Guy to do is to LEARN and stop being 'a nice guy,' but be 'a good-bad-boy,' then watch your life with women change in less than a month.
Finally, professing your love will make you lose her. DON'T EVER PROFESS YOUR LOVE. It's an attraction killer. If you want to keep a woman: 'keep quiet' and only take actions. The only time you should profess your love is the day you want to engage her. The moment a woman is certain of her position in your life before engagement she'll 90% of the time misbehave.
As a bad boy, you can profess love with humor and sarcasm if you like, but nice guys should NEVER try this (it's risky), else she'll look for another man despite how rich and good looking you think you are. Even if she stays with you because of the comfort she gets, her eyes will be outside; a sharp guy will bed her with ease.
Keep your 'I love you' to yourself — women don't like it. Although, it's a confidence booster, but it FREAKS them out. It's too much load to handle for a girl who wants to have fun).
'I love you' kills the love, intrigue, challenge, unpredictability, and many more.
You can say 'I love you' once in a while, but after reconciling from a long drama or misunderstanding that had lasted for long and it should be accompanied with a kiss and a hot love making session, else don't use it.
The more a woman misses you (the bad boy), the more she'll think about your previous crazy attitudes and the more she'll fall in love. Make women miss you. Don't always be available.
Master ESCOFi and you'll have female freedom.
Women are not the cause of their behaviors, but men. Take it or leave it.
...to be continued with BECOMING A BAD BOY (THE IRRESISTIBLE GUY)
Look for troubles, but make sure they're nonviolent.
Keep safe
— iLegend™ naaaiiccee |
Romance › Re: by Obiomon: 1:46pm On Jul 15, 2016 |
iLegend: It seems my posts are always too and it's getting boring and tiring to some people. I think I should stop. SHOULD I STOP? if you stop I will look for your house  do you know how you have saved my ass and other niggas?? Eh  Lol |
Romance › Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by Obiomon: 12:41pm On Jul 15, 2016 |
NLjona: lol I swear down... thank God for harddon and the rest o.. who knows if girls for dey use me clean yansh by now.. !! God forbid!! same  av improved tho |
Romance › Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by Obiomon: 11:42am On Jul 15, 2016 |
NLjona:
.. lol dude I knw dis tricks already naw.. oya forget haahaaha the dude teach you well  |
Romance › Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by Obiomon: 9:04am On Jul 15, 2016 |
NLjona: teach ke ... Na you teach am Na u neva catch buhari daughter as you side chick.. i just follow u .follow me back joorey this one wey you follow me so hope say you no want to de toast me  uve gat to impress me first before I follow back  |
Romance › Re: by Obiomon: 8:46am On Jul 15, 2016 |
Ilegend your handwriting so faaiinneee, how did you do it to rite this way, I would love to write like dah.. Mine awful damn!  |
Romance › Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by Obiomon: 8:40am On Jul 15, 2016 |
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Romance › Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by Obiomon: 6:15am On Jul 15, 2016 |
NLjona: lol oga mi ejo. Ive used ur instance and others to cook up the best hot one to pour on her. ill surely give u feedbacks  na lie jare  you follow ilegend own  |
Romance › Re: by Obiomon: 3:49am On Jul 15, 2016 |
NLjona: yeah true bro.. like you don dey turn pro small small oo.. .thanks sha lmao |
Romance › Re: by Obiomon: 10:28pm On Jul 14, 2016 |
iLegend: Hahahahahha. I have gotten such a question at least 15 trillion times and I have NEVER answered it and NEVER will except I'm ready. If you answer the relationship will only last 3 or 5 months. It's like she has conquered you, so she owns you. We don't value what we own, we want what we can't afford. If she's in her early 20s you're in trouble, but if she's in her late 20s, then no shaking.
Like I usually say, not all questions require an answer and some questions from women are just stupid. I don't have time for stupid questions, so I use humor and sarcasm.
Question: "what really am I to you?"
Answer
"what really am I to you?" 1. My assistant secretary, I hope you're with your pen? Have you eaten today? She: yes. You: what are you wearing?
"what really am I to you?" 2. My VP Osibanjo. I'll soon go back to London for penis treatment and enlargement and I'll return after 10 days as a tourist.
"what really am I to you?" 3. Sing a song along the line like (Beenieman, PSquare) or whatever.
"what really am I to you?" 5. You're like an iPhone 25 to me, that's why I handle you with care. Abi you want make I handle you anyhow? C'mon! You're better than that. (Quickly cover up with a naughty question — women love to hear naughty things). What are you doing with your fingers right now? She: Typing. You: Hmmm! Only typing? Hmm! I dey look you with one naughty eye.
Listen: Make sure you always have something fun and naughty to say whenever she asks that silly question.
Don't ever answer that question until you're ready to engage and marry her. Don't fall for the pressure even if she asks you that same question 50 billion times. Don't promise a woman what you're not ready to do, it's bad and wicked, so use humor and never get bothered even if she acts emotional about it. Nljona shey you see. I told you same but different instances |
Romance › Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by Obiomon: 10:07pm On Jul 14, 2016 |
NLjona: yes lol.. Hw come u remember?  oga have you replied her with what I told you?? Don tell me I wasted my time thinking and writing that epistle |
Romance › Re: How Guys Handle Rejection by Obiomon: 9:32pm On Jul 14, 2016*. Modified: 9:56pm On Jul 14, 2016 |
like if you are a guy and you Don't and can't do those shiii  |
Romance › Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by Obiomon: 7:21pm On Jul 14, 2016 |
HARDDON: Obiomon , NLjona n every other person with Ques, I'd answer all by 8pm .
Tell me some jokes though while waiting, it inspires me  am not good at jokes but you gon buy me gala and bread for keeping me waiting for your reply for weeks |
Romance › Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by Obiomon: 6:45pm On Jul 14, 2016 |
NLjona: lol nice tips bro.. but she asked me onlinen on facebook ..not physically.. does it still imply onlline? even better you could read my post and send it to her.. Make sure you ain't too desperate or scared of loosing her cos you would just fucck up... This way you could feel relaxed and she won't be able to read your face expressions and make sure you use those smiling simile and tongue out and bla bla when texting her Make sure you give me the feedback though!! |
Romance › Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by Obiomon: 4:56pm On Jul 14, 2016 |
HARDDON: When guys stare @ ladies most times, they r actually either assessing 1) the soft huge mounds on her chest n imagining what they wud do to them if they where to handle them. 2) drooling over how beautiful she is n can't wait to ravage her! Yea, The lost of the flesh n the wetness weakness of the mind! And most times, he wud be so carried away in humorous tots, that he wud naturally become brain died , tongue tied. These are huge turn off for ladies!
Have been stating @ a lady b4 and she ask u what u looking @ ? Yea, its annoying
Staring ooze lack of confidence. oga weldone o  |
Fashion › Re: Lady Steps Out In The Name Of Fashion Almost Unclad [PHOTOS] by Obiomon: 4:32pm On Jul 14, 2016 |
Rukkydelta: Good
Please check your mail yeah! Have seen it |
Fashion › Re: Lady Steps Out In The Name Of Fashion Almost Unclad [PHOTOS] by Obiomon: 3:40pm On Jul 14, 2016 |
Rukkydelta: Hmmm
Easy o lol I only love em dasall(maybe  ) |