Opium of the masses.

Anything for 2019

2019

Is this a real job?
I'm seeing academy and one year tutoring

The handler is a hustler too

adamkanbai:
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Please can you expatiate on this, is it a paid job?

madridguy:
Visit a relationship Counselor with your guy.

Wow
I must say I'm immensely shocked!
So you can make rational contributions like thisthis.

AnonyNymous:

He said male to female ratio is high lol. That is, the number of males compared to females is higher.

....I misinterpreted that. Thanks.

Seun:
This thread is about being lonely as an atheist. Back way if you are not addressing the topic.

No, I don't agree with this.
We have atheist and Muslims on Christian threads bashing and taunting their faith so why should this thread be exclusive to atheist?

Also, I think one of the biggest injustice on Nairaland is having to swear to believe in Muhammad before airing your view on a thread in a public forum.

You should address that.

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TheFearFactor

Brother please I beg you, don't annoy me.

Do you know the amount of bravery it takes to undergo the Libya trip just to leave this shithole? And you so fortunate to 'escape' you are still looking back. I don't have any single faith in this failure we call a country...if I ever get a chance to live this place and I look back let my ancestors strike me mad!

AnanseK:


I wonder who.is the bigot between you and PMB;

It is probably common knowledge that I am
apprehensive of this president, but it is only fair that I publish this defence of him. And in posting, I am breaking my rule not to post articles without any ascription. I went online and tried a search of the author with the title, without avail.
IKEAZOR AKARAIWE ESQ.

Why Will You Hate Muhammadu Buhari?

How do I vilify a man who is guided by the doctrine of social justice? Ayo Fayose who literally wish Buhari death was recently paid a whopping sum of N11 billion as refund of money spent by Fayose to rehabilitate FG roads in Ekiti.

A vain and petty man would have denied Fayose any benefits from the federal government but not Buhari. Obasanjo denied Tinubu his constitutionally permitted allocations to Lagos LGs and even refused to restore it when the Supreme Court said so! Timipreye Silva was booted out of office for daring Jonathan.

President Muhammadu Buhari, like a father he is, has remained like a dumpsite where all refuse are heaped on. And with measured equanimity, he accepts the shenanigans of everyone.
A serving minister recently openly kicked against his re-election, yet she still remains in his cabinet. Buhari didn't sack her for exercising her constitutional right to free speech. Who tolerate such affront if not a Buhari?

He is being accused of obstinate dogmatism, some said he is insensitive and a religious bigot and ethnic jingoist, yet he remains stoic without pandering to the expectation of the naysayers. Never for once has this man spoken from the mosque, yet we call him an Islamic 'agendaist'.
We remember how GEJ used every church podium to address the nation when he was in the same seat, yet he wasn't accused of christianizing the nation. For Buhari, it is always a forced ascription.

We accuse the man of populating the nation's security architecture with only northerners but praise the western domination of our economic team.

We accuse the man of nepotism yet none of his children are holding any position. What exactly is the fault of this man? Beyond the blanket generalization of 'he has failed'? Which of the problems facing the nation is new and wasn't inherited?

You have a president without an oil well, no private jet and ownership of shares in our national asset yet you vilify him? Do you rather prefer a man who left the prison with barely 200k but after ruling Nigeria for eight years is now so rich, if not richer than Nigeria? This is the man talking about Corruption

He inherited an economy in recession and under three years pulled the country back from the economic abyss. In the process, Nigeria suddenly emerged as a rice-growing country. Yet we say he has done nothing.

He has spent less than $4bn on electricity and produced 7000 Megawatts of electricity under three years, while some people spent over $20bn and left us with less than 2000megawatts after 16 years

You can accuse president Muhammadu Buhari of slow decision taking, but certainly not of unfair dispensation of the nation's resources. He is too guided by conscience to treat Nigerians in unequaled template. The man has nothing to gain by changing from a good man to a bad man in his late 70s.

Let not our personal biases and prejudices push us to vilify an innocent man who is doing everything possible to right the wrong of governance.

Frankly musing

#Copied.

Just to let you know...I did not read all that stuff up there,my guess is that who ever wrote it is a Nigerian just like myself, and I, just like the writer, have been following the activities in the Nigerian politicosphere keenly And I have consequently seen that this buhari guy is not the 'Messiah' I hoped for...and I consider voting him a mistake. That's my truth. You have yours too.

CoolAmbience:


Oga you may call yourself stupid if it makes you feel good. You don't have to indirectly call others stupid because you think you are (were).

I see nothing wrong with the woman's post. You can't detect for the President where he goes.


Moreso, I don't know what you mean by bigot. His Deputy, Finance, Transportation, Science & Technology, Power, Works & Housing, Labour & Employment, Foreign, Budget & Nat. Planning etc, ministers are all Southerners.

What is your definition of a bigot?

What ever makes you feel good man...I'm done throwing banters online.

BenzEne1:





You have said you are stupid. A position some of us (15 million voters) wouldn't argue with you on.

So you would have preferred GEJ and his cabinet of looters to destroy Nigeria?

Agreed Buhari hasn't scored above par. But he's a billion times better than GEJ.

There is a third force on the horizon. Led by another accomplished thief. Ypu can vote them into power come 2019.

Or the "not too young to run" youths who are revelling in immorality and quick money...

VOTE TEDDY A OF THE BBN FOR PRESIDENT. HE WOULD LEGALIZE PORNOGRAPHY ON LIVE TV...

Why will I trade words with someone who is incapable of rational reasoning?

Chevronstaff:
Too many negative news in recent times..
My advice to the young folks is this:
If you have the opportunity to leave Nigeria LEGITIMATELY,please leave...
Don't let anybody fool you with "if we all leave this country,who will fix it"?
Children of our leaders don't school,they come back and still get placed above you..
You can be patriotic from abroad...

You will live long

....if you die for this country, you died in vain!

Pathetic...Religion and Politics

For how long

Person Vaseline don finish...

Go get your PVC

Politics

What politics does to a man

2019 let's not be fooled!

davidtella:
Go to your Wordpress Dashboard, scroll down to where you will see a menu named "Plugins", click on it and click on "Add New", now click on "Upload Plugin", click on "Choose File" and select the plugin you just downloaded, click on "Install Now". Once the plugin has been installed successfully, click on "Activate Plugin". A new Menu for Instant Articles is now created on your WordPress dashboard, click it.

Blogger and WordPress users: Open your browser and go to https://www.facebook.com/instant_articles/signup This is where you will apply for Instant Articles. On this page you will see this: “Which Page Would You Like to Use for Instant Articles?” Now scroll down a little to pick which page you will like to use. Pick the page and Accept the Terms by ticking the box then click on “Access Instant Articles Tools”. Click "Continue‟ and move to the next page. You will see some loads of instructions. You can read them if you want, but scroll down to where you will see “Tools”

Now you need to connect your website(Blog) with Facebook. Click on the tab that says “Connect Your Site”. A code is displayed in black box. The code looks something like this: <meta property="fb:pages" content="417262691971840" />

WordPress users are to copy only the ending number, which is your page ID, eg. (417262691971840), go to your Instant Articles Menu Dashboard on WordPress and enter that page id where it says "Facebook Page ID"

For those using Blogger, Now go to your blogger and click on „Theme‟ from the left hand side menu. Now click on „Edit HTML‟ You will need to paste this code in the HTML source code of your blog. On the next page you will see the source code of your blog, it looks like jagajaga but it is the pillar of your blog. No, it is actually what makes your blog. Click anywhere inside the code and click CTRL + F, a search box will appear. Search for “<head>” and press Enter on your Keyboard. The page will jump you to where “<head>” is located in the code. Click just beside the <head> tag after „>‟ and press Enter. Go back to Facebook to copy the code displayed in the black box that looks like this: <meta property="fb:pages" content="417262691971840" /> and paste it just under the <head> tag. Now click on “Save Theme”

Go back to Facebook and enter the address of your website (Blog) e.g.
www.yourblogname.com or www.yourblogname..com then click on “Claim url”. If you properly pasted the code where it should be you should see a message like this “Your URL has been claimed. You can begin setting up your Instant Articles RSS Feed, and add another URL if you'd like to create articles for multiple sites.”

Let‟s move to the next stage

Thanks for this great piece.
But I have a little problem, each time I try to apply for instant articles my Facebook page does not appear as in the pic below, they keep telling me I have no page.
Please help me out

stephen109:
I WON'T JUDGE THIS MAN ON THIS..I PREFER TO LEAVE THIS STORY TO GOD....JUDGE NO MAN!!!!

the man is stupid...I've judged him. Go and call police for me

FluidQueen:
Dude. Let me start by telling you, YOU ARE AMAZING!
You are what you are, A Gay, beautiful man.
No amount of prayers and anointing oils would change that, but it's okay. Your god obviously made you that way. In his words, he created man in his own image. You're his image, and your sexuality too.


Stop torturing yourself. Go find love and happiness. Embrace your sexuality. Find a dude. It is who you are. If you eventually meet him and he judges You, ask him why he didn't change you. His fault, not yours.

PS- Send me a message. A DM. We need to talk. Suicide isn't the option. Life's too short to feel this way. Pursue those Orgasms, boy!

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omigyman:

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