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Phony200:



OBLO, you're 78 gbaski

GBASKI JOOOOOO@@ LETS GO THERE!!! _{Emm Emm but wetin 78 gbaski mean?}



[quote author=Kunle-A link=topic=305295.msg4331168#msg4331168 date=1249947528]Where's these B.I.N.G.O's mama sef? They sure miss her a lot. Judging from those pictures. God dey o!. But they will look good on my pepper soup plate. I can put them out of their misery.        [/quote]My good friend Oga Kunle,  I can see you are not relenting in your efforts to terminate my BingLabBull mastiffs, wo na AMNESTY INTERNATIONAL na im remain to carry your case go!!!!

fili24:
hahahahhahaha
una wan kill person 4 dis forum
abegi who go carry bingo-mastiff wey get rabbies put 4 hin bunk,

If i tok say you get AIDS now u no  go like am especially as you never do test, shuo!!! _{wetin sef , who know if you tru tru get am sef!!}! 
The fact that my dogs are not full breed as we in this enlightening forum have come to see does not mean u should bellitle my dear Doggies and say they have rabbies!!!!!! LOOK WHAT MOST OF YOU PEOPLE FAIL TO REALISE IS THAT MY DOGS ARE HI-BREEDS

Check out these words I  lifted from WIKIPEDIA in my relentless  search for truth and justice!!!

''The [color=Black]Bullmastiff[/color] was a cross of 40% Old English Bulldog, not the short, chubby Bulldog of today) and 60% English Mastiff for its size, strength and loyalty. They bark much less often than other breeds, however, when they do bark it's generally worth checking.''

Now check out my own word and yes you can quote me anywhere!!!


''The BingLabBull mastiffs are 30% Mongrel[b] (Popularly known as B I N G O)[/b]  ,10% Labrador and 60% Bull mastiff without the wrinkled forehead!!!!!!

Itohan123:
2

You think you are smart abi?



PLEASE I want to use this medium to appreciate una wen get the kain faith wen I get ie  boladez,rasputin,michaelala etc, as for the BAD BELE PPL WEN DAY BEEF ME MAY YOUR PETS GO DOWN WITH KWASIOKOR!!!

Meanwhile these beauties are still available!!!!

sultaan:
That bus is in a junkyard!

So the poster drove the bus there to go see a friend who works there !!! You wan buy?

pics?

New stock just arrived. PLACE YOUR ORDERS NOW!

michaelala:
thanks for the laugh people, i have not had it this good in a long time, Oblo, you are a great bingo dealer marketer.

Nice one oga!!! But since we really know that BINGO na general name for all Dogs I owe you no grudges!!!

michaelala:
if those dogs are yours, lets see the mother's picture, or some kind of linage

You see!!! na im make you reject bele(pregnancy)  wen that  girl carry for you, You go ask or time , Date , location, period, type of circumstances, food eaten,at what time eaten when you do the dew, (apologies to mountain D.E.W)all because you wan deny say you be the Papa of that pickin!! My friend you beter repent befor NEMESIS catch up with you Mother KO mother ni!!! THEM TELL YOU SAY MY  BULL MASTIFF  NA KUNTA KINTE !! No be only lineage, u go get baggage!!!

V'braye,you've point of correction
The two sets ain't together bull mastiffs,the one wey the oyibo carry na bull mastiff puppies,why the one wey the OP put for basket na bingo mastiff

@ OP,no let anybody discourage you jo,as somebody mentioned,just carry those puppies to any of the numerous late evening traffic jams and yell,buy original mastiff,I assure you people will buy them off you in a heart beat(especially now that people have come to rely on aboki and dogs to guard their houses as the police is a massively failed institution)

I go let the BINGO MASTIF WEN U CALL MY DOG FLY simply because say u at least see say my puppies go day very  fit to guard that your house!! just come help me buy one first!!! About the police being a failed[b] destitute[/b],  Na u tok am oooo!!!!

keba:
Comedy is good business Oblo, keep up the good work.

Are you willing to pay me for my comic view or you wan pay me for  my  bull mastiff? Oga choose one!!! By the way na my number be this 08033515533

oyb:
NAIJA

bull mastiff mastaff for sail

op berra carry ya original bull mastiff go sell for go slow

which side of moto i go put am? front seat ? boot ?

Why are you making a fool of your self?

akigbemaru:
Gbam!! Lokili or 404 or Insheun ni yen jo, that's a good life right there. All my Calabar people let's go there, it's merriment's time. No be only Burukutu jo, sheepe dey, Paraga, 7/7 or meje meje shadia, cause trouble, bo lugi, awo pa, ota pia pia, Afa to, kara o le, turaka,kulu boodi e.t.c. Then, don't forget your tooth pick too. Yeah, buddies! It's going down right here.

One mans meat is another mans poison!!!

Your wife beautiful you said? I may fuc.k her, I know you are the type that got life d.ick or John Thomas, tell your wife to holler at me, I got that bigger-ass Madingo Warrior type of shit.
Then, you are the type that be on missionary type of fu.ckin, fu.ckin slow from the front. I be on that doggy shit, fuc.kin fast so good from the back. Guess what? It must be on two things though!
1) she's got to be beautiful like you said. If she's urgly I may tell you to keep your shit buddy, I'm straight. I'm allergy to super-urgly.
2) Everything she got gotta stand straight like a replica of Oyo Empire Calvary horses in TBS race-course. I'm the king in this love-vendor's business, that's why I fly high. Her titties gotta be stodgy not SAGGING (the breast has ot to have NAFDAC Patent before I s.uck) and the buddie gotta be juicy not Wagging. If she's met these criteria, then we got a supa dupa

DEPRAVED RELIC!!!

Yeah, buddy! If it ain't broke don't fix it. Why you gotta travel a thousand kilometers when what you lookin for in Sokoto state is under your god-damn Shokoto pant.
Just two things involved right on the spot and to get you quick results:
1) Just take both of them on a stroll around the slum part of Lagos, where human's defecates litter on the street. I bet you, Mongrel-Bingo would rush down and lick all the defecates right on the spot and the Bull Mastiff, would be like WTF with you jerk-ass Bingo? We don't eat shit like this in America (then, you are a greed, you should have finished your stacker-cheese burger before chasing those hungry flies that want to dine the defecates with you. Then, Bingo be like, I don't care if you are American true breed or not, I am an African buddy. I don't hurt nobody, all I do is to keep Lagos clean of all the shitz, maggotz and fliez hanging around Lagos state to achieve his Mega City Status. I have been doing this licking-shitz business since I was born. I am more or less like LAWMA, so you watch your boy-Bingo eating while you starving? You are a fool Bull-Mastiff.

2) Just locate Calabar food canteen few blocks away from your house, let any one of their JJC maids walk around Mongrel-Bingo and Bull-Mastiff. Like you know, Bingo will always roll his eyes and bark at Calabar people for pushing his family towards extintion. That's how you differentiate between the two dogs in question.
NB:
1) If you go ahead and throw Bingo from Olumo rock, they would charge your ass for K-9 murder; for killing sergent Bingo that is equivalent to killing real Nigerian police (murder of nine degree).
2) Then, you save your gas money and energy plus danger involved while driving through bigger-ass pot-hole called “RIVER-DANIEL” on Sagamu Express way, if you take my above advice.

Does this dude know what he is tokin about?

[quote author=z-murda link=topic=305295.msg4317145#msg4317145 date=1249673084]Dear Oblo and members of Nairaland,
I have watched with great sadness, the way you and other Nairalanders have been messing around with such an important topic with consequence to compromise the national security of this great country. It is saddening to note that no one is proposing a scientifically proven solution to test the audacity and authenticity of the bloodline of these miserable/noble mongrels.
As a de facto member of EFCC and NAFDAC and by the power conferred on me by Baba Go Slow, I am going to prescribe a test for determining the truth behind the pedigree and progenitor of these canine species.
Please Mr Oblo, follow the following steps:

1. Place any of the dogs in a sack. Preferably ghana-must-to-go. Put 4- 5 naira notes, 7-100 naira notes and17-1000 naira notes and tie the handle with a green and red sash. Put the puppy in boiling water, preferably agbari ojukwu outside in plain view. It the puppy shouts "yepaaa, abegii" know for certain its a darn stupid bingo. Please be advised, don't let it out of the pot. cover it up, add tatase, onion, ginger, salt, maggi and text your friends to come over. Also, get burukutu to boot. Helps ease tension.

2. If by chance it does not yell, or shout any profanity. Then time for step two. Bring the puppy out of the pot immediately, further delay may result in damaged goods. Take another puppy, soak in vinegar for 10 mins. Make sure the head is above the solution. Please purchase vinegar from NAFDAC approved sources. My wife has a reputable store. I'll send you the store's number if you want (notice its not my wife's number, I don't want shady people like you calling my wife at midnight- she's beautiful!). Drain the vinegar, muzzle the dog so it does not bark. You can tie the legs to a pole and slowly turn over fire. If the fur catches fire, for sure its not a mongrel. Put out the fire immediately. This may require some skills I can provide at some extra fees.

3. To differentiate between a mongrel and a bull mastiff is a little more complicated. I am almost tempted to charge you a fee for providing this service. But I won't as a loyal citizen of this esteemed forum. It has been proven that Labs and Mastiffs react differently to distance,  light, height, gravity and speed

You'll need a partner for this.
You'll have to tie the puppies, one on your back and the other infront of you. Only two puppies per person allowed for this test
You will now hire okada at night. Make sure you start off at exactly 8.23 pm. It should be on a Saturday. Then you go off from your house at VI to Abeokuta. This ride might take between 4 to 5 hours, depending on traffic, RCCG convention, MFM prayers etc etc. If the dog whines, for sure its a Lab. (did I forget to mention you should go along with tape recorders).
You can separate the puppies when you get to Abeokuta.
At Abeokuta, go straight to the top of Olumo rock. Wait till 4.12 am exactly, then drop the puppies at the same time. I repeat, at the same time, if not the test doesn't work. After this jump off the rock too to check. Anyone that is standing is a bull mastiff. Anyone that is dead is still bingo. Cut your losses and go home.

I do hope this finally settles the brouhaha over these dogs.

Warm regards,

Z

ONE WORD

MURDERER!!!

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mon1881:
OGA OBLO,wetin ur bingos dem do u wey u cum expose dem for here like this na?

Oga u blind? U no see the heading? I wan sell!!!!

[center][size=8pt]HOUSE OOOO I HAVE MODIFIED MY ADVERT OOO MAKE UNA NO KILL ME FOR HERE WITH DIFFRENT NAME WEN NO BE MY OWN OO!!!!BING(BINGO) LAB(LABRADOR) BULL MASTIFF!![/size][/center]

agathamari:
the muzel is the wrong shape, the paws are way to small and the ears have the wrong droop. not to mention the color is wrong. the tan one has no brindeling and the black looks more like a miniture labrador cross breed then a mastiff. stop trying to scam people. 2 4 month olf mastiff puppies of any of the mastiff breeds wouldnt fit in that basket.

My good God will vindicate me oooo!!! See grammar@!@!! u for just tok say the nose small, leg b like crayfish own, the ears resemble labalaba (butterfly) own, the brown ^{abi na fawn!!} one no get line line, etc!! We sef go school oga!!!

Ezenwenyi:
what do u call this:

Eze, Call wetin? Well if you ask me na B I N G O, Any one of una two both of u fit collect!!! . I[b] If u wan advertise yourself as auto accessory abeg in the name of God START YOUR OWN THREAD!!!! Alakoba!!!
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mayrho:
which one the dog or the guy

Thank you o my brother!!!

tayoTFC:
this is a local cross breed dog, with local name Bingo, just like the one biside my house ( uncle tolly house) AKOKA LAGOS. if u want to sell them bring the to Baba fadeyi in ladylard to buy for our friday jaw,jaw night.
Good yan

U just expose urself now, after u don tell that babe wen u caryy go that eatery yest say na lekki u day reside u come here day show urself , see y e no good to lie lie? Even people wen get bingo no bold come here tok odawise!!!!



[quote author=~Borat~ link=topic=305295.msg4314516#msg4314516 date=1249644710]Oga, these are not and can never be bullmastiffs abeg!
Bullmastiffs do not have a long snout, and they never look timid like those ones you are holding that look like they miss their mama and want to cry  [/quote]This one wen u just concentrate on the snout of my dog soo hm! U day KISS DOG FOR A LIVING? How much dem day pay you for[b] DOG KISSING[/b]?Come o na male be the two of dem o, well except say you be zagbaz!!!

akigbemaru:
Thief ole carry am go!! Them hungry looking dogs no be Bull Mastiff ooo. Gbajue, una don come to NL.

mayrho:
u guys are mean ah ah aw u go call am Bingo na skippie Bull mastiff ko Bull skippie ni

kayc33:
pure 'area' dogs na wetin u dey call bull mastiff?

Make una three  tell me something new,  .Person wen no get money to buy meat go tok say na doctor say make im abstain from meat, !!!!!

atilla:
Ah I know that your other dogs breed very well, it is called African pele.

Mr Oblo a promise is a promise. If i dont get the puppy from you, I will bring our case to nairaland and create new posts all saying "Oblo is 419. Where is my African pele". Thank u busy body, i think at least they are half labrador with another good breed.

I checked Mr Inspireds photo I dont even know what to say.

my people enjoy ur weekends.

Noted!!!



[quote author=Busy_body link=topic=305295.msg4312586#msg4312586 date=1249601565]Atilla the hun was right, they both have either Labrador Retrievers in their bloodlines or are thoroughbreds. Inspired_m was not right, his Sir Shina Peters' goggles, ^{abi na wetin Oblo call dem} that last reigned in the late 1970's, were confusing him The lenses are well past their sell-by dates and are long overdue for changing Chief, Chief, my Chief, Chief GCFR I hail oh


Nigerian local bingo's dogs only come in tan ^{golden brown} colours [/quote]Na wa for you sef busy body, the yab i yab Inspired no reach you come add jara join haba!! As for that my local bingo wen i wann from dash atilla na brown o but we come dye im hair WHITE leave small brown since the day we see say im like TONY TETUILA MUSIC!!!

bababuff:
@Oblo,
Me I dey chop dog, If you go take 2k for each dog I go come inspect them. I will need the NAFDAC numbers o!

Add nine for the front of your 2k den we can tok!!!

We gree say na golf 2, no mind dem jare , the only tin be say ya price na gbosa, a golf 3 would fo for that price if i add like fifty k, or even at dat same price,,,,neway as you said, price based o diffrent issues, happy sales!!!

atilla:
Oblo to be honest I think these dogs have labrador blood in them. looking at the faces and the colours especially the black one. Take a look at image attached.
My advice to you is that you get  a vet to guess the proper breed and then u advertise it as that because if u keep advertising them as bull mastiff and sell it for 90k, any one that buys the dog will not be happy after when their friends come to the house see the dogs and start yapping them. Them go take police find u ooooo bros.

I like ur customer service tho and ur humour. If i see nyone looking for dogs i will refer them here.

Take it ez bro.

See better ogbonge person!!!THREE GBOSA FOR U JOOO!!!  Na now i know say we still get some Nigerians wen still get that tin in them!! Ohhhhhhh make shame day catch all of una wen bin day yab me since including those wen wan convert my precious dogs to pepersoup like Oga Kunle!!!!!!!!  I still day vex!! This is what i call constructive criticism!!!!!  See as Atilla table the thing make me sef see for myself, ANY NORMAL PERSON GO SEE  REASON SEF WIT THE GUY TORY!!! Emmm but no vex as i still stand on my claim, NA BULL MASTIFF THEM BE PENDING BREEDIGATION!!!!


Atilla Omo Daada jare If this my other dog BELOW born pickin ,( ME SEF NO KNOW THE BREED ) as in issue again I  go give you one for free Walahi Talahi!!! Thats for your honesty and free mind!! Respec!!

DUE TO POPULAR DEMAND I HEREBY REDUCE THE PRICE TO 89,900.00. Please IF YOU NO WAN BUY U FIT RECOMMEND THESE DOGS TO PERSON NAHHH HABA HELP A BROTHER OUT!!! O BE LAUGHING MATTER BE DIZ _{, true true e funny sha}

Middleman:
oblo na God go bless u, i dey laff so hard i gats they use hand press my chest make it no burst open, oya how much last for the dogs, but shey u go help me train dem to dey pursue rat  

Oga the last price for these my Guard dogs na 94,999.00 if you gree, shuo, na now i see the last part of ur post, Kai i don die ooo, my MASTIFF TO PURSUE RAT? My frend go buy otapiapia for market for your RAT INFESTED HOUSE, I wonder  , in fact how dare you!!!

blacksta:
rabbies infested Dogs

bull mastiffs ko bulldoser ni.

lol

My frend dem no day write rabies for head abi just as dem no day write AIDS for head if you are smart enough to get the gist !!!! The vaccination papers are on ground for any one to peruse , Bad belle, because you were never allowed to own a pet even as you don old at your age you still day stay your parents house abi i lie?

lomaxbien:
infact na dis kind dogs dey take there own leg dey find calabar man wey go chop dem.

axeman85:
na all these kind dogs dey chop breakfast, lunch and dinner for dustbin, and drink from gutter,   i dont like dogs but this one sef even calabar man go think twice before e price am.

Both of you are just plain blind or misinformed!!! How can you say these darstadly things when I stay in a duplex dat is fenced? Even if dem wan go out na inside car, Any way it has once again been established here that EXPERIENCE IS THE BEST TEACHER!!! Nairalanders



[quote author=inspired_m link=topic=305295.msg4306673#msg4306673 date=1249513183] Na me Oblo yab like this  

Na Wa o  
[/quote]Oga you really INSPIRED  me to do you like that, NO VEX BUT YOU HURT ME,  Infact because of you humilityI go give you the FAWN coloured one according to busy body for HALF PRICE, but on one condition, JUST FOLLOW ME GREE SAY MY DOGGYS HAVE BULL MASTIFF BLOOD IN THEM!!!

lomaxbien:
OBLO wetin be dis one?  i confuse for this picture,na dog or na cat be dis?  i no even dey see dogs na pure rabies i dey see,
 and how dis , rabits take stray enter auto section?  i sure say na savage title dem carry.

Lomax,  Lomax,  Lomax!!! How many times i call you so? Let me just keep my fingers crossed, but let me warn you if you dare take another shot at me in respect of my COVETED BULL MASTIFF , heavens would let loos eoo, 




[quote author=Kunle-A link=topic=305295.msg4304949#msg4304949 date=1249493995]For N95k, i go buy the B.I.N.G.O as long as you personally prepare two big flasks of pepper soup with these dogs! When do i pick up?  [/quote]MODERATOR I INSIST HEEEEELLLLPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!

Jesarmy:
@Oblo no vex o,just made an observation that needed clarification.No need for the name calling.
Peace,
Jesarmy

fINE GURL NO VEX FOR MY OUTBURST .,, Na body day pepper me die as al dis bad bele ppl wen TIMAYA SING AGAINST no want me to progress in My bizness day tok wetin dem no sabi, or rather wetin dem sabi as the case may be!!!  Ok I no call you all dose names again na only one I go call u now, Puck nose !!!

hakinyemi:
This guy done lost his mind.
95 Kobo for two 'Bull Mastif' puppies? You can go higher than that.
Better go sell recharge cards, Nairalanders are not a bunch of ignoramus!
 

Thunder f i r e you there!!! Me recharge cards ke? Make i tell you one secret wen u no know, na recharge card sales i take buy these beauties !!! Besides if i wanted to be deceptive i no go post am here where ppl wen hold gather the chedder to purchase and are also well informed I know say na cafe u day , ol boy kwik use you time take do your 6TH GCE/JAMB  REGISTRATION FINISH CARRY YOUR TAIL BETWEEN YA BOW LEG RUN GO HOUSE BEFORE MUMMY BEGIN CALL YOU!!! AGBAYA!!! THATS WHY YOU COULD NOT DECODE 95K, OLODO

Oliyass:
Wettin be the VIN of these your _BULL MASTIFFS_ puppies.

Carfax fit fill in the blank for us and give us adequate assurances of what we are really looking at.  

Abi everything for this section suppose get VIN now ??

Please refer to earlier post, but tell me sef, accessories day get vin? Nwokem chelo wayon!!

Jesarmy:
@Oblo,
Where the bullmastifs dey? Abeokuta or V I something does not seem to add up,bullmastif dey Abeokuta and you dey live for V I,abeg shed more light so potential buyers would know where to check them out

SEE ME SEE WAHALA OO, The fact that I have two houses in different locations does not add up to anytin joo, So what !!! Na dog i day sell not house in good locations, abi u day find house? Gbeborun, gbegele, Tatafooo!!!!

Reptyle:
LMAO at "Bingo Mastiff"

I hereby nominate this thread as the funniest thread ever on nairaland. Moderator, please take note. I haven't laffed this hard and so much this year. Even the "mastiffs" dem no look happy say you put dem on display like dat

Thank you@@@!!!for your "observation"!!

Reptyle:


Oh, and by the way, if you never give these "mastiffs" dem name, make I suggest "Whiskey" for the brown one and "Blakky" for the black one Oblo wan take laff wound person o!!!!

I am sure you have a harem of bingos at home hence you can coin names in a jiffy!! Nice suggestions though,

Oliyass:
My guy don’t mind all these people, monkey e no fine but him mama like, if na Bingo, Bingo Mastiff, or Bull Mastiffs… you like your car accessories has then be. Well feed or otherwise. These people do not know that has a man thinketh so shall he be…. If you thinketh your Bingo has Bull Mastiffs, then sooner or later they shall be exactly what you thinketh. Keep at it… exercise the power of positive thinking.

God bless you!! God bless my faith!! You should be on radio presenting Power of positive thinking!!!

[quote author=Kunle-A link=topic=305295.msg4302938#msg4302938 date=1249476975]Remember this is auto section![/quote]Hmmmm some people day find me trouble oooooo,  PLEASE I STATE AGAIN TO THE HOUSE IF THERE IS ANYTHING WRONG WITH SELLING AUTOMOBILE ACCESSORIES IN THE AUTO SECTION!!!!!    I day my own jeje soflyy sofly day go on with my CAR accessories biznezz ooo, Oga  Kunle ok i go modify my heading,

Bisowo:
I havn't laughed so hard in a long time. Tears were actually streaming down my cheeks. For me, this scores top-notch in entertainment. Thank you guys for this rib-cracking 'show'

My regards to you, In as much as i appreciate diz bad bele ppl don day spoil my market but I know there are still som ppl out there who do not mind my half breed bingo , oops I MEANT BULL MASTIFF!!!

^^^Thank God say I don sabi ur mind!!! Help!!!!

[quote author=Kunle-A link=topic=305295.msg4302743#msg4302743 date=1249475080]i think say dem go make Good pepper soup! [/quote]Tufiakwa!!! Not my doggys, , Better visit Iya basirat for that !!!

davinchi:
Ol boy,will 1,000 fly dis bingo?pls reply ASAP.THANKS

I go report you to Modrator oo, Even if calabar man wan buy dog to chop im no go pay 1,000.00 for my bingo sorry Bull Mastiff oooosee wetin una cause now, i don day refer to my doggys as bingo!!! , Yuk!!!

Reptyle:
Oya Oga Oblo, make you see picture of Bull mastiff puppy. Compare and contrast am with your own "95k specie of bull mastiff."  I suspect what you have is at best a quarter breed mongrel.

Dis pic wen u post u sure say the dog no day sick so? See as im be like Garfield!! My own day do training,workout and daily jogging thats why dem no day obese like ya own!!! Infact no be you get am sef , u just copy and paste!! See kettlr calling pot black!!!

Vallo57:
Oblo:

Wetin you the feed them? I hope no be left over garri with ogbono. You for go pet store make you buy proper dog food.

How u take know wetin i day feed dem my dogs? U be winch? But u forget to add the stock fish,pomo,perinwinkle,goat meat wen i take cook the ogbono? Ontop dat one sef i day buy tinned and dry dog add to the whole menu, shikena, !!!

greggy:
my guy, these na proper bingos from face me i face u house wey don chop shit tire.
i hail ohhhh

Oga am very sure you must have very good experience with dogs dat chop s, it!! If not how u take know? I am just hearing it for the first time oo, Besides if no be say u day stay back of the huge refuse dump for ojota wen dem day kaka which is how ur dog has access to very fresh still warm sh, t , na only you fit tell us!!!! ,

.me day stay V.I for fenced compound and na duplex, even if i day stay the Boys quarter sef its still a very decent house dat has pristine loo services!!!!

eros:
I am loving this right here. Nice one Oblo, this is very funny. On a serious note these dogs are not Bull Mastiff, maybe they were crossbred, but definitely they are not Bull Mastiff. I will advise you do a proper research and get your facts right.

Bros thank you o jare!!! U sef still get small compassion for ppl like we! I don tok am befor say na wetin dem tell me i day tok for here, Ok Ok Ok , see how u want make i modify my post naa?", AT LEAST DEM GET BULL MASTIFF BLOOD FOR SURE!!! Reasearch still in progress as i wan determine the percentage of bingo befor i modify my post!!!

Middleman:
oblo and co that have commented thanx for the tuesday night live.

first oblo u suppose don post the vin.

secondly na so recession don catch u wey u wan sell some dogs wey u catch for junkyard

Abeg house make we donate for oblo, atleast him try with comic relief. I pledge N500

Chirman Middle man!!! I know u nahhh no be you be dat guy wen day buy salvaged cars come day sell ? Shuo!!! Na dat very junkyard wen u buy that honda civic nahhh, u don remember ? Na there i catch these two dogs, in fact dem be three but the last 1 pick race before i corner am!!! As for the vin, u already know, na the address of the junkyard, Shhhhh i no wan spoil ya biz hence i will mail you the vin, just send me your email!!! Mwile credit my acount please !!!!!


[quote author=Monitor_1 link=topic=305295.msg4299423#msg4299423 date=1249411044]This has got to top the list of creativity in this our Auto section, these dogs could be classified as organic assessories for any car. Moderator reserves comments and/or posting until thread induced laughter subsides.

oblo, carry go![/quote]Na now i know say we get really sincere moderators!! You took time to analyze and come up with a very good summary of this whole post!!! Emm but i serious about the money sha dont get me wrong ooo!!! I swear they are not accidented dogs, tru tru!!!



[quote author=Busy_body link=topic=305295.msg4299374#msg4299374 date=1249410237]OBLO, why na, i for recommend say you should change career to be a Comedian, but I no want Ali Baba and Cliff the drunk to be out of work, cos you are just too much



What happened to the Boerboel



Mba mba mba, na wetin don't be too harsh in your replies we don't want Oblo to go and flush them down the loo in annoyance They are not local breed anyway, especially the fawn coloured one [/quote]Thanks for the compliment, I and clint actually went tru d same school, IMT Enugu!!! If i lie ask am, I go give you im fone number!!


Nail on the head my sister, I can see you dont need googles to know that these are def not local breeds even if una tok say BINGO blood day some where , Which one be fawn colour again?? Hmmmm una gurls sha? Madam na BROWN o jare!!!




[quote author=inspired_m link=topic=305295.msg4299304#msg4299304 date=1249409365]These are Not Bull Mastiffs

Thay cannot be categorised under any Mastiff Family.

I am a Staunch Dog Lover and Own 2 Neapolitan Mastiffs

Your Dog Looks like The Typical Local breeds from the Northern Parts Of Nigeria

They cannot even pass as Pure Alsatian Breeds not to talk of Mastiffs.

Dont Mess The Mastiff breed Pls  [/quote]Shuo, Oga inspired!! The Igwe one of Nairaland, I see ya pic ooo on your profile and then i knew with that kain dark welder google you are wearing you no go fit see say these dogs even if dem be bingo dem no be full bingo!!!( I know say you go tok say na designer Oju Igo) I rest my case!!

bluehorizo:
The Bullmastiff is very powerfully built, but not cumbersome, with a broad wrinkled head and fairly short, square, dark muzzle (about 1/3 the length of the whole head). The nose is black with large nostrils. The dark hazel, medium-sized eyes should have an alert, intelligent expression. The v-shaped wide-set ears are pendant and dark colored. The teeth should meet in a level or slightly undershot bite. The short back is straight and level between the withers and the loin. The tapering tail is set high and reaches to the hocks. The short, slightly rough coat comes in brindle, fawn, or red, often with black markings on the head.

Oga blue if to say i no yab u nko u for educate us?, Hmm thanks for the info as you have been able to shed more light on the issue , Kudos!!!! As for undershot bite wen i highlight in bold, u wan test weda my own get? Just bring ya leg make im bite you!!

Pittbaby:
LOL, 95K for B. I. N. G. O

Pittbull baby!! Ogini How much u wan pay? Nnem na market be this.!!

Busy body tell me ooo, but wetin i for come call dem naaahhh haba? Na bull mastiff na im i was told. As for the wrinkly face et all, dnt forget these are still pupies ooo.

Oga kunle, NO, Capital no!!!!, u cant ride these babies around, they are meant to ride in that your benz CLK, just the two off you, If your wife no mind sha!!!

Bros BLue, Na you go know if na pure mastiff o, As for me when it was bought na bull mastiff dem tell me. Wat else you want make i call am again? Your name? I do not think I quoted anywhere that it was hundred percent pure to avoid coments like yours, please na my market i carrry put for here and there are pics to back it up. Those more knowleadgable like yourself should let us know what makes a pure mastiff or pics would be in order her , abi house i lie?

^^^^ Bros no vex, they are growing hence the stretching, U wan help me feed dem? Just bring ya money,

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;DFour month old bull  mastif for sale. Good Breed and excellent as companions and Guard dogs. Your Bullmastiff will forfeit their life protecting you with their strength and teeth. You have to have the passion to own one of these babies. They really love to go out with their owners in that your new or tokunboh car!! The Bull Mastiff  needs a firm and reliable Owner.

Location: Abeokuta

Price: 95k 89,900.00



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