atilla:

Ah I know that your other dogs breed very well, it is called African pele.

Mr Oblo a promise is a promise. If i dont get the puppy from you, I will bring our case to nairaland and create new posts all saying "Oblo is 419. Where is my African pele". Thank u busy body, i think at least they are half labrador with another good breed.

I checked Mr Inspireds photo I dont even know what to say.

my people enjoy ur weekends.

Noted!!!

Busy_body:



Atilla the hun was right, they both have either Labrador Retrievers in their bloodlines or are thoroughbreds. Inspired_m was not right, his Sir Shina Peters' goggles, ^{abi na wetin Oblo call dem} that last reigned in the late 1970's, were confusing him The lenses are well past their sell-by dates and are long overdue for changing Chief, Chief, my Chief, Chief GCFR I hail oh


Nigerian local bingo's dogs only come in tan ^{golden brown} colours

Na wa for you sef busy body, the yab i yab Inspired no reach you come add jara join haba!! As for that my local bingo wen i wann from dash atilla na brown o but we come dye im hair WHITE leave small brown since the day we see say im like TONY TETUILA MUSIC!!!

bababuff:

@Oblo,
Me I dey chop dog, If you go take 2k for each dog I go come inspect them. I will need the NAFDAC numbers o!

Add nine for the front of your 2k den we can tok!!!

pure 'area' dogs na wetin u dey call bull mastiff?

u guys are mean ah ah aw u go call am Bingo na skippie Bull mastiff ko Bull skippie ni

Thief ole carry am go!! Them hungry looking dogs no be Bull Mastiff ooo. Gbajue, una don come to NL.

Oga, these are not and can never be bullmastiffs abeg!
Bullmastiffs do not have a long snout, and they never look timid like those ones you are holding that look like they miss their mama and want to cry

this is a local cross breed dog, with local name Bingo, just like the one biside my house ( uncle tolly house) AKOKA LAGOS. if u want to sell them bring the to Baba fadeyi in ladylard to buy for our friday jaw,jaw night.
Good yan

tayoTFC:

this is a local cross breed dog, with local name Bingo, just like the one biside my house ( uncle tolly house) AKOKA LAGOS. if u want to sell them bring the to Baba fadeyi in ladylard to buy for our friday jaw,jaw night.
Good yan

U just expose urself now, after u don tell that babe wen u caryy go that eatery yest say na lekki u day reside u come here day show urself , see y e no good to lie lie? Even people wen get bingo no bold come here tok odawise!!!!

~Borat~:

Oga, these are not and can never be bullmastiffs abeg!
Bullmastiffs do not have a long snout, and they never look timid like those ones you are holding that look like they miss their mama and want to cry 

This one wen u just concentrate on the snout of my dog soo hm! U day KISS DOG FOR A LIVING? How much dem day pay you for[b] DOG KISSING[/b]?Come o na male be the two of dem o, well except say you be zagbaz!!!

akigbemaru:

Thief ole carry am go!! Them hungry looking dogs no be Bull Mastiff ooo. Gbajue, una don come to NL.

mayrho:

u guys are mean ah ah aw u go call am Bingo na skippie Bull mastiff ko Bull skippie ni

kayc33:

pure 'area' dogs na wetin u dey call bull mastiff?

Make una three  tell me something new,  .Person wen no get money to buy meat go tok say na doctor say make im abstain from meat, !!!!!

what do u call this:

which one the dog or the guy

the muzel is the wrong shape, the paws are way to small and the ears have the wrong droop. not to mention the color is wrong. the tan one has no brindeling and the black looks more like a miniture labrador cross breed then a mastiff. stop trying to scam people. 2 4 month olf mastiff puppies of any of the mastiff breeds wouldnt fit in that basket.

agathamari:

the muzel is the wrong shape, the paws are way to small and the ears have the wrong droop. not to mention the color is wrong. the tan one has no brindeling and the black looks more like a miniture labrador cross breed then a mastiff. stop trying to scam people. 2 4 month olf mastiff puppies of any of the mastiff breeds wouldnt fit in that basket.

My good God will vindicate me oooo!!! See grammar@!@!! u for just tok say the nose small, leg b like crayfish own, the ears resemble labalaba (butterfly) own, the brown ^{abi na fawn!!} one no get line line, etc!! We sef go school oga!!!

Ezenwenyi:

what do u call this:

Eze, Call wetin? Well if you ask me na B I N G O, Any one of una two both of u fit collect!!! . I[b] If u wan advertise yourself as auto accessory abeg in the name of God START YOUR OWN THREAD!!!! Alakoba!!!
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mayrho:

which one the dog or the guy

Thank you o my brother!!!

agathamari:

the muzel is the wrong shape, the paws are way to small and the ears have the wrong droop. not to mention the color is wrong. the tan one has no brindeling and the black looks more like a miniture labrador cross breed then a mastiff. stop trying to scam people. 2 4 month olf mastiff puppies of any of the mastiff breeds wouldnt fit in that basket.

Please dont call it a basket! It's a PLAYGROUND!!!

[center][size=8pt]HOUSE OOOO I HAVE MODIFIED MY ADVERT OOO MAKE UNA NO KILL ME FOR HERE WITH DIFFRENT NAME WEN NO BE MY OWN OO!!!!BING(BINGO) LAB(LABRADOR) BULL MASTIFF!![/size][/center]

OGA OBLO,wetin ur bingos dem do u wey u cum expose dem for here like this na?

mon1881:

OGA OBLO,wetin ur bingos dem do u wey u cum expose dem for here like this na?

Oga u blind? U no see the heading? I wan sell!!!!

Dog seller, Ondo ppl just dey next door, no waste time for nairaland dey market ur "nkita" , they will give them the appropraite price.

Some dog dey detect egbo. . . . . some dey see vision. . . . some nah SHITIVOROUS animal.

Oga Oblo wetin be dis ya dog special talent?

Neva a dull moment with this thread. Thumbs Oblo and the rest.

PAPABOMBOY:

Some dog dey detect egbo. . . . . some dey see vision. . . . some nah SHITIVOROUS animal.

Oga Oblo wetin be dis ya dog special talent?   

lol

Well, i don't think those dogs are pure breeds even though its not always easy to differentiate a pure breed from a mongrel. Geat dane pup might look like a mongrel. If you want a pure breed, import them from a reliable source.Just check out this pics

Please compare these 2 the two sets of Bullmastiff pups, They are the same age of 4months. You sgould be able to form your own opinion

I can't breathe! Nairaland has killed me oh

Seriously my chest hurts from laughing so hard, i got water running down my nose
Dont flush down them down the loo o! someone will come for them

But the first I thought when i saw them was: mmmm,  pepe soup!



@poster, let me know when u get pomeranians

Dear Oblo and members of Nairaland,
I have watched with great sadness, the way you and other Nairalanders have been messing around with such an important topic with consequence to compromise the national security of this great country. It is saddening to note that no one is proposing a scientifically proven solution to test the audacity and authenticity of the bloodline of these miserable/noble mongrels.
As a de facto member of EFCC and NAFDAC and by the power conferred on me by Baba Go Slow, I am going to prescribe a test for determining the truth behind the pedigree and progenitor of these canine species.
Please Mr Oblo, follow the following steps:

1. Place any of the dogs in a sack. Preferably ghana-must-to-go. Put 4- 5 naira notes, 7-100 naira notes and17-1000 naira notes and tie the handle with a green and red sash. Put the puppy in boiling water, preferably agbari ojukwu outside in plain view. It the puppy shouts "yepaaa, abegii" know for certain its a darn stupid bingo. Please be advised, don't let it out of the pot. cover it up, add tatase, onion, ginger, salt, maggi and text your friends to come over. Also, get burukutu to boot. Helps ease tension.

2. If by chance it does not yell, or shout any profanity. Then time for step two. Bring the puppy out of the pot immediately, further delay may result in damaged goods. Take another puppy, soak in vinegar for 10 mins. Make sure the head is above the solution. Please purchase vinegar from NAFDAC approved sources. My wife has a reputable store. I'll send you the store's number if you want (notice its not my wife's number, I don't want shady people like you calling my wife at midnight- she's beautiful!). Drain the vinegar, muzzle the dog so it does not bark. You can tie the legs to a pole and slowly turn over fire. If the fur catches fire, for sure its not a mongrel. Put out the fire immediately. This may require some skills I can provide at some extra fees.

3. To differentiate between a mongrel and a bull mastiff is a little more complicated. I am almost tempted to charge you a fee for providing this service. But I won't as a loyal citizen of this esteemed forum. It has been proven that Labs and Mastiffs react differently to distance,  light, height, gravity and speed

You'll need a partner for this.
You'll have to tie the puppies, one on your back and the other infront of you. Only two puppies per person allowed for this test
You will now hire okada at night. Make sure you start off at exactly 8.23 pm. It should be on a Saturday. Then you go off from your house at VI to Abeokuta. This ride might take between 4 to 5 hours, depending on traffic, RCCG convention, MFM prayers etc etc. If the dog whines, for sure its a Lab. (did I forget to mention you should go along with tape recorders).
You can separate the puppies when you get to Abeokuta.
At Abeokuta, go straight to the top of Olumo rock. Wait till 4.12 am exactly, then drop the puppies at the same time. I repeat, at the same time, if not the test doesn't work. After this jump off the rock too to check. Anyone that is standing is a bull mastiff. Anyone that is dead is still bingo. Cut your losses and go home.

I do hope this finally settles the brouhaha over these dogs.

Warm regards,

Z

Somebody is salivating on here

What will i not see on nairaland. Z-murda where the party at? i see you've had too much to drink?
Funny

z-murda:


Please Mr Oblo, follow the following steps:

1. Place any of the dogs in a sack. Preferably ghana-must-to-go. Put 4- 5 naira notes, 7-100 naira notes and17-1000 naira notes and tie the handle with a green and red sash. Put the puppy in boiling water, preferably agbari ojukwu outside in plain view. It the puppy shouts "yepaaa, abegii" know for certain its a darn stupid bingo. Please be advised, don't let it out of the pot. cover it up, add tatase, onion, ginger, salt, maggi and text your friends to come over. Also, get burukutu to boot. Helps ease tension.

Gbam!! Lokili or 404 or Insheun ni yen jo, that's a good life right there. All my Calabar people let's go there, it's merriment's time. No be only Burukutu jo, sheepe dey, Paraga, 7/7 or meje meje shadia, cause trouble, bo lugi, awo pa, ota pia pia, Afa to, kara o le, turaka,kulu boodi e.t.c. Then, don't forget your tooth pick too. Yeah, buddies! It's going down right here.

2. If by chance it does not yell, or shout any profanity. Then time for step two. Bring the puppy out of the pot immediately, further delay may result in damaged goods. Take another puppy, soak in vinegar for 10 mins. Make sure the head is above the solution. Please purchase vinegar from NAFDAC approved sources. My wife has a reputable store. I'll send you the store's number if you want (notice its not my wife's number, I don't want shady people like you calling my wife at midnight- she's beautiful!).

Your wife beautiful you said? I may fuc.k her, I know you are the type that got life d.ick or John Thomas, tell your wife to holler at me, I got that bigger-ass Madingo Warrior type of shit.
Then, you are the type that be on missionary type of fu.ckin, fu.ckin slow from the front. I be on that doggy shit, fuc.kin fast so good from the back. Guess what? It must be on two things though!
1) she's got to be beautiful like you said. If she's urgly I may tell you to keep your shit buddy, I'm straight. I'm allergy to super-urgly.
2) Everything she got gotta stand straight like a replica of Oyo Empire Calvary horses in TBS race-course. I'm the king in this love-vendor's business, that's why I fly high. Her titties gotta be stodgy not SAGGING (the breast has ot to have NAFDAC Patent before I s.uck) and the buddie gotta be juicy not Wagging. If she's met these criteria, then we got a supa dupa deal.

3. To differentiate between a mongrel and a bull mastiff is a little more complicated. I am almost tempted to charge you a fee for providing this service. But I won't as a loyal citizen of this esteemed forum. It has been proven that Labs and Mastiffs react differently to distance, light, height, gravity and speed

You'll need a partner for this.
You'll have to tie the puppies, one on your back and the other infront of you. Only two puppies per person allowed for this test
You will now hire okada at night. Make sure you start off at exactly 8.23 pm. It should be on a Saturday. Then you go off from your house at VI to Abeokuta. This ride might take between 4 to 5 hours, depending on traffic, RCCG convention, MFM prayers etc etc. If the dog whines, for sure its a Lab. (did I forget to mention you should go along with tape recorders).
You can separate the puppies when you get to Abeokuta.
At Abeokuta, go straight to the top of Olumo rock. Wait till 4.12 am exactly, then drop the puppies at the same time. I repeat, at the same time, if not the test doesn't work. After this jump off the rock too to check. Anyone that is standing is a bull mastiff. Anyone that is dead is still bingo. Cut your losses and go home.

Yeah, buddy! If it ain't broke don't fix it. Why you gotta travel a thousand kilometers when what you lookin for in Sokoto state is under your god-damn Shokoto pant.
Just two things involved right on the spot and to get you quick results:
1) Just take both of them on a stroll around the slum part of Lagos, where human's defecates litter on the street. I bet you, Mongrel-Bingo would rush down and lick all the defecates right on the spot and the Bull Mastiff, would be like WTF with you jerk-ass Bingo? We don't eat shit like this in America (then, you are a greed, you should have finished your stacker-cheese burger before chasing those hungry flies that want to dine the defecates with you. Then, Bingo be like, I don't care if you are American true breed or not, I am an African buddy. I don't hurt nobody, all I do is to keep Lagos clean of all the shitz, maggotz and fliez hanging around Lagos state to achieve his Mega City Status. I have been doing this licking-shitz business since I was born. I am more or less like LAWMA, so you watch your boy-Bingo eating while you starving? You are a fool Bull-Mastiff.
2) Just locate Calabar food canteen few blocks away from your house, let any one of their JJC maids walk around Mongrel-Bingo and Bull-Mastiff. Like you know, Bingo will always roll his eyes and bark at Calabar people for pushing his family towards extintion. That's how you differentiate between the two dogs in question.
NB:
1) If you go ahead and throw Bingo from Olumo rock, they would charge your ass for K-9 murder; for killing sergent Bingo that is equivalent to killing real Nigerian police (murder of nine degree).
2) Then, you save your gas money and energy plus danger involved while driving through bigger-ass pot-hole called “RIVER-DANIEL” on Sagamu Express way, if you take my above advice.

NAIJA

bull mastiff mastaff for sail

op berra carry ya original bull mastiff go sell for go slow

which side of moto i go put am? front seat ? boot ?

Comedy is good business Oblo, keep up the good work.

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Please compare these 2 the two sets of Bullmastiff pups, They are the same age of 4months. You sgould be able to form your own opinion





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V'braye,you've point of correction
The two sets ain't together bull mastiffs,the one wey the oyibo carry na bull mastiff puppies,why the one wey the OP put for basket na bingo mastiff

@ OP,no let anybody discourage you jo,as somebody mentioned,just carry those puppies to any of the numerous late evening traffic jams and yell,buy original mastiff,I assure you people will buy them off you in a heart beat(especially now that people have come to rely on aboki and dogs to guard their houses as the police is a massively failed institution)

if those dogs are yours, lets see the mother's picture, or some kind of linage

thanks for the laugh people, i have not had it this good in a long time, Oblo, you are a great bingo dealer marketer.

michaelala:

thanks for the laugh people, i have not had it this good in a long time, Oblo, you are a great bingo dealer marketer.

Nice one oga!!! But since we really know that BINGO na general name for all Dogs I owe you no grudges!!!

michaelala:

if those dogs are yours, lets see the mother's picture, or some kind of linage

You see!!! na im make you reject bele(pregnancy)  wen that  girl carry for you, You go ask or time , Date , location, period, type of circumstances, food eaten,at what time eaten when you do the dew, (apologies to mountain D.E.W)all because you wan deny say you be the Papa of that pickin!! My friend you beter repent befor NEMESIS catch up with you Mother KO mother ni!!! THEM TELL YOU SAY MY  BULL MASTIFF  NA KUNTA KINTE !! No be only lineage, u go get baggage!!!

V'braye,you've point of correction
The two sets ain't together bull mastiffs,the one wey the oyibo carry na bull mastiff puppies,why the one wey the OP put for basket na bingo mastiff

@ OP,no let anybody discourage you jo,as somebody mentioned,just carry those puppies to any of the numerous late evening traffic jams and yell,buy original mastiff,I assure you people will buy them off you in a heart beat(especially now that people have come to rely on aboki and dogs to guard their houses as the police is a massively failed institution)

I go let the BINGO MASTIF WEN U CALL MY DOG FLY simply because say u at least see say my puppies go day very  fit to guard that your house!! just come help me buy one first!!! About the police being a failed[b] destitute[/b],  Na u tok am oooo!!!!

keba:

Comedy is good business Oblo, keep up the good work.

Are you willing to pay me for my comic view or you wan pay me for  my  bull mastiff? Oga choose one!!! By the way na my number be this 08033515533

oyb:

NAIJA

bull mastiff mastaff for sail

op berra carry ya original bull mastiff go sell for go slow

which side of moto i go put am? front seat ? boot ?

Why are you making a fool of your self?

akigbemaru:

Gbam!! Lokili or 404 or Insheun ni yen jo, that's a good life right there. All my Calabar people let's go there, it's merriment's time. No be only Burukutu jo, sheepe dey, Paraga, 7/7 or meje meje shadia, cause trouble, bo lugi, awo pa, ota pia pia, Afa to, kara o le, turaka,kulu boodi e.t.c. Then, don't forget your tooth pick too. Yeah, buddies! It's going down right here.

One mans meat is another mans poison!!!

Your wife beautiful you said? I may fuc.k her, I know you are the type that got life d.ick or John Thomas, tell your wife to holler at me, I got that bigger-ass Madingo Warrior type of shit.
Then, you are the type that be on missionary type of fu.ckin, fu.ckin slow from the front. I be on that doggy shit, fuc.kin fast so good from the back. Guess what? It must be on two things though!
1) she's got to be beautiful like you said. If she's urgly I may tell you to keep your shit buddy, I'm straight. I'm allergy to super-urgly.
2) Everything she got gotta stand straight like a replica of Oyo Empire Calvary horses in TBS race-course. I'm the king in this love-vendor's business, that's why I fly high. Her titties gotta be stodgy not SAGGING (the breast has ot to have NAFDAC Patent before I s.uck) and the buddie gotta be juicy not Wagging. If she's met these criteria, then we got a supa dupa

DEPRAVED RELIC!!!

Yeah, buddy! If it ain't broke don't fix it. Why you gotta travel a thousand kilometers when what you lookin for in Sokoto state is under your god-damn Shokoto pant.
Just two things involved right on the spot and to get you quick results:
1) Just take both of them on a stroll around the slum part of Lagos, where human's defecates litter on the street. I bet you, Mongrel-Bingo would rush down and lick all the defecates right on the spot and the Bull Mastiff, would be like WTF with you jerk-ass Bingo? We don't eat shit like this in America (then, you are a greed, you should have finished your stacker-cheese burger before chasing those hungry flies that want to dine the defecates with you. Then, Bingo be like, I don't care if you are American true breed or not, I am an African buddy. I don't hurt nobody, all I do is to keep Lagos clean of all the shitz, maggotz and fliez hanging around Lagos state to achieve his Mega City Status. I have been doing this licking-shitz business since I was born. I am more or less like LAWMA, so you watch your boy-Bingo eating while you starving? You are a fool Bull-Mastiff.

2) Just locate Calabar food canteen few blocks away from your house, let any one of their JJC maids walk around Mongrel-Bingo and Bull-Mastiff. Like you know, Bingo will always roll his eyes and bark at Calabar people for pushing his family towards extintion. That's how you differentiate between the two dogs in question.
NB:
1) If you go ahead and throw Bingo from Olumo rock, they would charge your ass for K-9 murder; for killing sergent Bingo that is equivalent to killing real Nigerian police (murder of nine degree).
2) Then, you save your gas money and energy plus danger involved while driving through bigger-ass pot-hole called “RIVER-DANIEL” on Sagamu Express way, if you take my above advice.

Does this dude know what he is tokin about?

z-murda:

Dear Oblo and members of Nairaland,
I have watched with great sadness, the way you and other Nairalanders have been messing around with such an important topic with consequence to compromise the national security of this great country. It is saddening to note that no one is proposing a scientifically proven solution to test the audacity and authenticity of the bloodline of these miserable/noble mongrels.
As a de facto member of EFCC and NAFDAC and by the power conferred on me by Baba Go Slow, I am going to prescribe a test for determining the truth behind the pedigree and progenitor of these canine species.
Please Mr Oblo, follow the following steps:

1. Place any of the dogs in a sack. Preferably ghana-must-to-go. Put 4- 5 naira notes, 7-100 naira notes and17-1000 naira notes and tie the handle with a green and red sash. Put the puppy in boiling water, preferably agbari ojukwu outside in plain view. It the puppy shouts "yepaaa, abegii" know for certain its a darn stupid bingo. Please be advised, don't let it out of the pot. cover it up, add tatase, onion, ginger, salt, maggi and text your friends to come over. Also, get burukutu to boot. Helps ease tension.

2. If by chance it does not yell, or shout any profanity. Then time for step two. Bring the puppy out of the pot immediately, further delay may result in damaged goods. Take another puppy, soak in vinegar for 10 mins. Make sure the head is above the solution. Please purchase vinegar from NAFDAC approved sources. My wife has a reputable store. I'll send you the store's number if you want (notice its not my wife's number, I don't want shady people like you calling my wife at midnight- she's beautiful!). Drain the vinegar, muzzle the dog so it does not bark. You can tie the legs to a pole and slowly turn over fire. If the fur catches fire, for sure its not a mongrel. Put out the fire immediately. This may require some skills I can provide at some extra fees.

3. To differentiate between a mongrel and a bull mastiff is a little more complicated. I am almost tempted to charge you a fee for providing this service. But I won't as a loyal citizen of this esteemed forum. It has been proven that Labs and Mastiffs react differently to distance,  light, height, gravity and speed

You'll need a partner for this.
You'll have to tie the puppies, one on your back and the other infront of you. Only two puppies per person allowed for this test
You will now hire okada at night. Make sure you start off at exactly 8.23 pm. It should be on a Saturday. Then you go off from your house at VI to Abeokuta. This ride might take between 4 to 5 hours, depending on traffic, RCCG convention, MFM prayers etc etc. If the dog whines, for sure its a Lab. (did I forget to mention you should go along with tape recorders).
You can separate the puppies when you get to Abeokuta.
At Abeokuta, go straight to the top of Olumo rock. Wait till 4.12 am exactly, then drop the puppies at the same time. I repeat, at the same time, if not the test doesn't work. After this jump off the rock too to check. Anyone that is standing is a bull mastiff. Anyone that is dead is still bingo. Cut your losses and go home.

I do hope this finally settles the brouhaha over these dogs.

Warm regards,

Z

ONE WORD

MURDERER!!!

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