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Shebi they will do like one million naira airdrop per download.
Because I can't use my data for any useless Naija nonsense.

Luxembourg

AkwaIbom
Udom Emmanuel
- 99.9
Reason: everything that audio Governor says is a lie.
Beware of politicians that never stop shouting God upandan.
Audio industries everywhere.
Even the verbose Ben Ayade of Cross River is better than him.
Now he a deacon from hell has picked a Reverend to succeed him.
May affliction never arise a second time.
Tufiakwa...!!

Dem no beat dem well sef.
Useless bunch of buzagas that have never appeared anywhere they are needed.
Didn't even know they still in existence.
I guess the people wanted to sample them some beating to be sure they are real.
Dem fit be ghost.
So pour dem sand or beating.

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Since 2006
Hope you are paying very well.
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Mr Expert Detective.
We have only one request.
Do like Jack Bauer and help us kill those terrorist codedly.
Then Aso Rock will be yours.
If dem no gree, you kidnap the president and cut his throat for us all in Jack Bauer of 24Hours style.

After all na the same America wey train Jack Bauer na dem train you.

Oya...
ACTION..!!

If you have ever slept in a police cell in Naija, believe me, you will want to kill them all. I have no mercy or sympathy anywhere in my heart for those men in black. Theres no difference between them and armed robbers. Let them keep exterminating each other and leave innocent citizens alone.

Didn't she ever hear of Yoruba Demons?

I'm an illegal immigrant.
Government should come and deport me to Canada.
I even have COVIDEST 20.
Deport me now before I infect the whole of Nigeria.

Audio Governor
Stop luxuriating in and showing off Akpabio's achievements.
Show us the one you built.

Scam Governor

Na waooo

AUDIO COUNTRY

AUDIO PRESIDENT

AUDIO GOVERNMENT

AUDIO DEMOCRACY
NOW NA AUDIO GIVEAWAY

MAY GOD MAKE THGIS CORONAVIRUS BE AUDIO TOO FOR MY SIDE


I TIRE FOR NAIJA

Hes not a fraud.
Just spoke to the guy.
Seun and The MODs have banned him.
He cant post anything.
I have told him to go and post on Twitter
@Topsquino

Check his signature.@topsquino

follow that on instagram and Twitter

we cant give up guys.

Almighty Seun and his MODs have banned the guy and all his accounts.
He said he is looking for another way to reach out to us.
Relax guys

we are here
we are here
theres no going back

oversharp we nor kee Nigerians.
Make una no make the Bros change format ooo.
I don go collet garri and granut on credit alredi

So where is the briefing...?
29secs clip of ghen ghen and action film movie sound
that can be cut out from any old video and joined together
is what you call briefing.
Una dey mad

These politicians are very funny people.
The same boys they all used during all the elections to wreck havoc on the state are now the same ones they are denying.
I'm just laughing.
Just wait till the next election and lets see if they wont all be back.
How else will they rig elections if their boys are locked up and not allowed to carry weapons around as usual.
I live in AkwaIbom and I see these boys parading around with the governor and his minions on a daily basis.
They should go and look for oyinbo to deceive, not me.
I don see una finish.
All na media scam.
Yeye people.

So the person house wey dem wan use do House Fellowship dey immune to Corona Virus abi?

Greed wee nor kee this church pipu.
Make their weekly collection no go short.

As long as it is OPC.you can go ahead and kill them all. Those guys are worse criminals. Thunder fire OPC. oNE DAY..IN THIS LIFE . i will get MY POUND OF FLESH FROM THOSE DEVILS.

If I was not living in this same Uyo that this idiot is writing all these lies about. I for nor talk.
Udom Emmanuel is the worst kind of thief Nigeria has ever seen.
How can this idiot be claiming to reconstruct roads that Akpabio's administration constructed to perfection.
What does Udom know about The Raffia City. Has the idiot money launderer even been to Ikot Ekpene in the last four years.
Na God go punish this man ooo.

Udom must go to jail after his tenure.

And na Special Thunder go fire This idiot wey write this thing and the mumu wey dem pay for Nairaland to put these lies on the front page.
Keep deceiving yourself.
I live in Akwa Ibom and I know the cold truth
Bloody thieves.

Oga Makinde
Ride On
Dont listen to these criminals.
Sanitize your state and be rid of Jagaban's stooges.
They will ruin your government like they have ruined Lagos.
Arrest anybody wey do fimm....

You are the Governor
Your word is Law
No shaking
Thunder fire alladem OPC and Jagaban stooges.

I have being studying this town I moved to for almost five years.
I have observed that thousands of young people cant really find a proper relaxation spot to go to.
It bothers me in particular.
And there's no nearby beach like Lagos.
Weekends are a sore sight as they all end up hanging around bars and drinking themselves silly.

A public swimming pool...
General one, children size and VIP sections.
It will make a killing.
You cant make anything less than N100,000.00 on entry fee on an average sunday.
And thats just one angle to generate income from.
There's land to purchase and recurrent expenditure is almost non existent.
Just maintenance and you keep making a killing for life.

Just my thoughts and I have really researched it but na Naija be this.
Where I wan see the money?
God dey sha.

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Christians remain by far the dumbest set of religious people on earth.
Nigerian Christians in particular.
Don't go and hustle.
Cross your leg dey wait to go chop free food for heaven.
Mugaloids.

300 is small naaa.
If you have the slightest idea of how hardship has turned most babes to olosho hehn...!
You will understand that this country has gone to hell in a basket.

Yeye people, they should take their Juju and go and swear fro governors and senators. Maybe they will return the stolen wealth of the nation. Their juju only sabi how to catch petty thieves.

The foolish quota system that has given us a dullard like Buhari as president is what is at play here. The quota system will be the death of this nonsense country. Whoever will be refusing a score of 302 admission and give the same admission to one mugu that scored 181 is an educated fool. That's why we have all these foolish northerners in all the best job positions.
Even common entrance will tell you that pass mark for Sokoto is 2. Is that not madness?!
How can someone just arbitrarily decide that only 2 students be admitted from Niger state?
Are you people well at all?
I nor blame una.
Na the yeye parents wey allow their genius pikin to apply to an Almajiri university that will victimize the girl that I blame.
Better pikin, go and write SAT and Cambridge and leave their shithole school for them.
You deserve to study where intelligence is celebrated.
Let the abokis and mallams go and die with their stupid quota system.
Nonsense Buhari, Northerners and APC.

King In The North....!
Winter is coming

By 2023

The Night King would have taken over Nigeria.

God mbok give us an Arya

And all of you will soon take your positions inside kirikiri prisons

And what is the penalty for refusing to obey court orders?
Your pay master has made total nonsense of democracy and the judiciary and nobody is calling for any punishment on DSS and the presidency.
The thunder that will fire all these hypocrites just left my village shrine.
Make una just wait oooo...
Unam ikot idad mkpo...!

Thunder fire your generation, ekpofid.

tammie24:
Never ever have I ever come across a set of people as promiscuous and so ill-mannered like the akwa Ibom people

They don't know how to behave