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Onogiede:
Na who help,abeg go boil beans

Coyotejack:
But y can't guys just enjoy the story enh must they bad mouth

my brother I tire Oooooo

PaulKillerman:
.... Continued.

So when I came into the city, I called NK, and informed her I was back in city, and was done with my posting, NK in turn told her mum, who later called me, to exchange pleasantries asked me how my schedule will look like, I told her, then she invited me to their house, that she wanted me to come when the family was in their full complement, she invited me on a weekend.
The weekend came, after rounding up all I was doing, I got dressed, called NK to inform her I was coming, she described the place for me and I hit the road, I eventually located the neighbourhood (a small neighbourhood down town) , and was welcomed by NK who was waiting for me on a street, she lead me into the house; Wow!!! Sitted was the mum , the Younger sister of NK (that I never met), and their younger brothers...
Of a truth, the younger sister was really pretteir , and had an errect firm, full and big boobs and cool moderate waist to add ; she was wearing a small spaghetti blouse , and a bum short ; and her body, was crisp clean, with an elegant fair complexion; I immediately had a sharp errection on sighting her ; but I had to cover up immediately, being the guyman I was, and i immediately looked for the closest sit and jumped on it (before my pendulum embarrasses me) , my people; I had to sit down oh for obvious reasons before I even started greeting everybody in the sitting room, not minding the distance I was from them, I sat put my people ; Guy man should never disgrace or embarrassing himself No matter what, u have to be on top your game(that's one of the Guyman rule ; please stick to this and know it,). And I must add, I also noticed I stole her attention too (I am quite cute myself , eloquent and got a very smart look; more so being a professional in vocation was a good plus ) My Niggaz, guyman had to compose oh!! And I had to start discussing, raised up issues and we gisted sharing opinion , the younger one sounded more enlightened and gayous also more engaging, the mum was more tacitutime later on the dad came and joined us; they offered me a drink, I took, and we talked for sometime, until it was time for me to go...
My Niggaz, truth be told, I wanted to ask the younger sister for her number (but I just felt it was improper and incauteous for me to do that,more so in presence of her parents) , so I had to hold myself and allow reason prevail, and they was no way I would have asked her to escort me out in presence of her parents, my niggaz that was a quandary I found myself in, but as a guyman I be; I had to let it slide, and allow nature take its course (What will be will be) ; so I gave up to fate; after standing for some seconds transfixed and lost in thought to all this, I just reassured myself and told them I should get going.. As I was leaving the thought of asking the sister for her number cropped up, but I quickly dispelled it, fully aware, NK was gradually liking me already, it will be somehow I thought.
And so NK saw me off.. , I forgot to mention; the younger daughters name is Amarachi (She is truly Gods beauty)
Days past , and I was only ruminating over my experiences, and thinking of other things in life and the challenges that comes with it , also distant was strategising on how to fuvk NK really hard and allow my preek breath well in her receptacle, Only for me to see a notification of an FB friend request; who be all these niggaz wey no go allow guy man rest sef, I thought... I didn't even bother to check!!! I left it there...
After a day, I had already forgotten the request and was casually browsing my FB page to see what's trending , then it dawned on me I was yet to really check who the friend request was from, then I did and saw who the friend request was from ;my my my!!! guess who

... . My niggaz!!! I dey come, make I go drink water...

correct guy I dey feel you. Forget all these bad belles

HateU2:
[center] This guy still dey use asewos to heal his broken heart . God bless that girl that turned you to this .

She's a good heart breaker [/center]

Hater

LifeofAirforce1:
You bang village girls and you beating your chest about it?
I been think sey Na "POSH" girls you lash sef.
mtchew

Dude just STFU

PaulKillerman:
My people, I greet u all again, like Never before, I still remain your loyalist, and Boi Paulkillerman, ever loyal and subservient to you all... I am here again today, but this time to grace the appetite of you all my niggaz, and to reemphazise my signature ( I.e ; What chicks are only good for). Do not forget; they are prick receptacles

So this was the event of things that turned out through the span of last year, How I ravaged two sisters , all credits and accolades be giving to my dexterity and adept prowess in the act of managing women ..
So , I shall be dishing out the story and how it went; albeit, it shall be coming in aliquots , nuggets ,
So sit back and relax, while it comes...


C.c : Obontami, Babzilla (ma niggies) , Xendvra, Esos a993 (my babes) , vincent123 .. Et all...

R.E.S.P.E.C.T

AngelSweetLips:
You can't shit where you eat so forget the traffic lights and only go if you intend to go the whole length. Don't put sand in your brother's gari

Ok.

talk2alabama:
its not a big deal to marry her but mehn, once issues start springing up, u will wish you didn't marry her in d first place.... If u just need peace, if u guys get married, relocate with her abroad or something

That is what I'm really avoiding.

This ain't pre-wedding picture. The stupid- illiterate of a girl snap the nude pix when she and her low-lifer boyfriend are dating and she thinks she's in love.

Useless idiots.

I'm in this kinda situation currently. I'm having crush on my brothers sister-in-law. And this certain chick is also giving me the green light like what the Bleep.


I actually don't want drama. I guess I gotta let the feelings fade off.

Laveda:

But she can walk into another person's thread to condemn it?
Oh pleaseee, I never asked for a reminder.

this girl you slim sha

dingbang:
Doggy

doggy ?

MykOnyxo:
waiting for Obontami to come and comment

From my own prospective. I haven't been married before so I don't know how sex with married couple feels. But I 've been in a relationship that lasts 3 years. We fccck fccck and fccck to the extend I lost my sexual appetite, not only to fccck but to fccck other girls. (Before this holier-than-thou beings will start saying trash )


I think having sex as a single is fun as not having any gf and wife. You'd be able to taste a lotta kitty. I think that's what's up


BTW what's your main moniker?

blossomnet1:
You are talking what you don't know

Prove me wrong.

blossomnet1:
Is he not an artist? We were comparing artist and footballer.
Talking about the likes of davido, psquare, Wizkid, 2baba, combining all of them join they still don't near CR7..can THIER money feeds 1 country talk less of 3.

Messi, ronaldo, neymar and ibrahimovic combined wealth aint up to puff daddy's shit

HateU2:
Well, that 'shiit' is 'shiit'.

mtcheeew

othrice:
baba,i don try ur number since but switch off.
we get dealings today na.

Baba na only Whatsapp level I dey use am for

Halla me on whatsapp

That cocaine sniffer has got her pregnant.

What's wrong with his eyes? The girl looks tight though.

wHyyyyyyyyyY:
Take out mr eazi plz Do not zagadat. I repeat, do not zaga nothing

mtchewww

wHyyyyyyyyyY:
ur carwasher? is he d 1 dat wash ur engine?

...

saintCaligula:
listen you son of a malnourished hipopotemus...
I don't cloud my words with dictionary terms..
I go beyond boundaries and i solidify my own terms...
offcourse this is what a chinko brain like yours will never grasp...
you are nothing but a product of anal rape from a bicycle repairer...
little wonder you reason like a slowpoke..
Tonight i will gladly take you to hell if you make me....
even the worthless canou driver you call a father will reject you.

hahaha

This dirty-looking unkept lunatic called kemi won't shut that her smelly maggot-dropping mouth shut.


Useless woman.

blossomnet1:
Forget networth issue, do you put all your money in one place? There's more money in football.you can't compare Kelechi of man city with Reekadobank even iyanya. I heard ppl talk about Jay z richer than c Ronald, despite the fact that Jay Z own alot of companies but is nothing to compare with the money c Ronald use in feeding 3 country currently.
Musician mostly survive on ambassador deal.
While in football they make their money instantly.

dude comparing kelechi with reekado is like comparing chris brown with mfon udoh.

Kelechi is an international footballer while reekado is a local-nigerian artiste. Oya compare players playing in the npfl to the likes of 2baba, davido, wizkid, p-square and the rest in riches aspect.

Igbofirstlady:
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Attention-seeking mofo

So?