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wavemasta:
Nna men....I don carry her matter go our zanga

This kind meat suppose dey lagos...

If person see this kind yansh ehn...you go first confuse say, how you wan attack the sumtin?

Na only her waka come?

I sure say some wicked naija boys don chop am taya, so she come dey vex

Jaqenhghar:
Obontami baba!
I troway salute
The correctest nigga

sacramento1212:
Obontami come and see your spec

Fearlez:
protruding veiny dick is a sign of healthy dick.

You're a navel-gazing dunderhead if you don't know blood flow to the penís causes erectión and veins are the conveyors of blood.

But for a girl who has lodged more cucumber in her pussy than Sheraton has lodged guests, I'm not surprised you're a dick illiterate even at 28

Fearlez:
shut up, you dick! You're the hammerhead who quoted me first and kept unediting my moniker in your rants of foolishness.


Grumpy nanny-goat still wearing granny panties and using rags as sanitary pads. Stupid dick

FTrebirth:
obontikitiki!

i dey, bro. just that i dey try to tidy small wahala wey dey my hand now...but it's all well.

FTrebirth:
she can pass off as your blood sister or your cousin...a closely related family member of yours. she has your eyes, the shape of your face and your skin tone. you can ask anyone.

ain't talking about situations.

shinarlaura:
Lol... Never. u guys might win us in Naija but not in cameroon

massinola:
Turn to your neighbour and say, neighbour!!!!!!!!!! I must make use of my brain before the giver collect it back.

Fearlez:
Ah, so you're not only a rattlepated internet idiot, you're also an aspiring fraud? I'm sorry but I'm not about letting you use Nairaland to fraudulently piece up the broken fragments of your hapless life.

We know the lifespan of your self-esteem lasts for as long as you last internet subscription. But pretending your life holds more value than a blade of cow grass is insulting even to stray street dogs.

Your level of internet mal-adaptation and cyber-mania is the sampling blueprint why the Buhari administration wants to stifle freedom of expression over the internet.

No wonder your parents are looking to adopt at 80 because they have mortgaged the remainder part of your bleak destiny to Nairaland with the hopes it can salvage anything out of you.

Your life has more junk than a public sewage pit, girl.

Now run out of my presence before I eviscerate your barren bowels.