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RomanceRe: Types Of Prostitutes You'll Meet In Brothels by obontami(op):
valboy20:
THE EXTREMELY FAT OLD MOMMA

these ones are so fat that they can barely spread their leg for you to enter. They like slim guys. The fat old momma have a very cold pussy so I'll advise you to avoid em.

How to spot em: They usually sit on the chair looking very old with protruded belly that makes you wonder what a pregnant old woman is doing in a brothel
I was actually coming to that part it's a good thing you mentioned that category of brothel hoes. Most of them have pot belly, stretch marks, and bleached skin.


Bless up bro. Call lalasticlala to push this thread to the front page. cool


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RomanceRe: Types Of Prostitutes You'll Meet In Brothels by obontami(op): 6:28pm On May 31, 2017
THE PRETTY ONE: These ones knows they got it all be it facially and body aspect. All men drool over them so it gets into some of them head. There's one like that. She's fine and all that I even pay her above what I give others. Yet she still form for me. I just forget about her anytime I enter d brothel she stays. I'd act like she doesn't exist. She's looking for my attention now.
RomanceRe: Types Of Prostitutes You'll Meet In Brothels by obontami(op): 5:58pm On May 31, 2017
THE UGLY ONES: These ones are divided in two parts


i) -the one that's ugly and not endowed. She knows she got nothing appealing so she wanna satisfy her customers in order to keep them with good character.

II) -and also the one that's ugly and endowed she feels her endowment will make men seek for her sevice so she doesn't care about her behavior.
RomanceRe: Types Of Prostitutes You'll Meet In Brothels by obontami(op):
RomanceRe: Types Of Prostitutes You'll Meet In Brothels by obontami(op):
THE EXTREMELY BITTER ONES : These ones, you don't need a prophet to tell you about these hoes, They can frown for africa, You will never see them smile. If you mistakenly step on them you will receive the insults of your life. And if you fight with them their fellow ashi will come out and support them selves even the security guard/bouncer too. The best thing for you is to avoid them like plaque. Lol!
RomanceRe: Types Of Prostitutes You'll Meet In Brothels by obontami(op): 5:09pm On May 31, 2017
marvelling:
if you were doing something good with your life, you will not be on this thread
Na fool the guy be no mind am. Lolzzzzz grin
RomanceRe: Types Of Prostitutes You'll Meet In Brothels by obontami(op): 5:08pm On May 31, 2017
THE MONEY-OVERZEALOUS ONES: These ones are the type you don't pray to encounter. They are the most annoying and selfish hoes on this planet earth - they don't bother about their customers satisfaction all they want is your money. The hoes that falls in this category, one are the ones you thrust your dick into their pussy like 5times they will be asking you "u never release?" they wants you to ejaculate fast so she can take another customer in to collect that one's money too. Without satisfying them. Shes always about the money

How to know this one she will be everywhere in the brothel. Trying to seduce each and every guy in the brothel to have sex with her. You will also see her dancing up and down with beer or any kind of alcohol in her hand and she smokes and talks a lot too.
RomanceTypes Of Prostitutes You'll Meet In Brothels by obontami(op):
THE ROOKIE :The ones are new In the game of prostitution. These type are the ones, one heartless 'aunty' brought from the village to Lagos by promising them and their parents that they'll take care of them by sending them to school or they will learn a trade when they get to the city.

They will actually get to know about their fate of being a prostitute when they have no choice. Mind you - they know nothing about prostitution( as in the pros and cons) They have strict instructions from the madam about the money they are to deliver, either daily or weekly.


They are divided into two categories

i) The ones that are brought to the city by thier madam. They deliver to their madam.


II) the ones that are brought to the city by a friend that is IN the business of prostitution. They are the owner of the money they makes.



How to read these ones: They are shy,not lively, They stay at the back of the brothel and dark places. They can't look your face even when u talking to them.

This type when you fucck them you'll enjoy thier pussy cause most of them has tight pussy.
RomanceRe: Craziest Monikers On NL by obontami: 2:29pm On May 31, 2017
Oyindidi:
You go frown tiretongue
How you dey?
sad undecided
RomanceRe: Craziest Monikers On NL by obontami: 2:24pm On May 31, 2017
Oyindidi:
True, one of them off am abi tongue
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RomanceRe: Craziest Monikers On NL by obontami: 1:13pm On May 31, 2017
Oyindidi:
No one dey go through. Watin happen?
Lie lie tongue
RomanceRe: Craziest Monikers On NL by obontami: 8:42pm On May 30, 2017
Oyindidi:
who seize your phone
Na you, big head. tongue tongue tongue grin
RomanceRe: Craziest Monikers On NL by obontami: 7:45pm On May 30, 2017
Oyindidi:
Tell megrin
I'm not telling you. tongue
RomanceRe: Craziest Monikers On NL by obontami: 7:44pm On May 30, 2017
Tajbol4splend:
Lmao, crazy dude
cool
RomanceRe: Craziest Monikers On NL by obontami: 9:12pm On May 29, 2017
Oyindidi:
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I wonder what dey were thinking
you know wetin obontami mean?
PhonesRe: The Longest Nairaland Thread by obontami: 9:09pm On May 29, 2017
AK481:
Learner....na one ashawo thread for sexuality section.

Cc Obontami,redbenson
tell them bro. ashewo thread is over 1,000 pages. lolzzz
RomanceRe: Does VAGINA SIZE Matter To MEN ??? by obontami: 10:10pm On May 27, 2017
Prettythicksmi:
Choose for me dear
Na me dey fuvcck you wey I go know is one wey u carry under? Ode undecided tongue
RomanceRe: Does VAGINA SIZE Matter To MEN ??? by obontami: 5:11pm On May 27, 2017
Prettythicksmi:
Lol,choose the size u like rainer. grin
Which one of those fishes you carry for under? cheesy tongue

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