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Oyindidi:
I wish you.... PKM send that thing na.. I dey wait

Oyindidi:
you be my frienemy

AK481 post=57091906n:
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Oyindidi:
Happy new mouth to my besties on Nl and all my lovely children.

Prettythicksmi:
Flourish,that tooth paste no exist again.

TheMortician:
happy new month to:

Postm ann
TSO M
Creamish
LSO FD
Marin ne
Ftbaba
Mimz y
Second eva
Adeola1 5
Dollyj oy
Saintsumar ai
AHC B
Handsam
Option al1
Obontami (baba)
Biafranbush boy
Maxi11 2
Kinginvagin a

every time hand touch the albino he go pretend say he dey sick.

After diamondrugby disaster where he was exposed he claimed sickness.

After the fiasco of the "glory" threads, he claimed sickness

After bumbae1 distaster, where everyone saw the truth, he's claiming sickness again.

We wish him a healthy recovery cool off!

TheMortician:
you said they censored the word "whiting"? Slow-witted liar!!!

All censored words in Nairaland begin with capital letters try another lie, son.

Your mothers fúcked for a can of sardine in Lagos and your father human-trafficked your sisters to be gainfully employed as gate-minders!

Your country is indebted in millions of dollars to Nigeria for years of unpaid gas supply. So you're just another debtor ranting like a roadside whóre to garner attention

TheMortician:
Obontami baba. I dey o. I decided to come back after all. What's up now?

TheMortician:
I will spare you my trademark expletives. Take a look at the date of that communique by WAPCo and realise you're a dunce.

You're a debtor like your country and I'm your creditor.

Send your mother to me and I will forgo your debts. Idiot.

Do you want proof of Kuffor begging OBJ for funds to build the facility? I have blown you with facts and brutal disses.

Please have a sense of shame for once in your cussed life.

Bourgeoning madman !!!

TheMortician:
Why are you flipflopping like a whóre. No Nigerian government had ever enforced payment of our gas on Ghana. We gave you on charity! Obasanjo even built the facility for you and supplied Ghana free fuel during the Kuffor administration!

The only President to ever enforce payment of our gas to you was Buhari, same man that bundled your parents in ships like sardines out of this country become they were economic leeches and unproductive lackeys.

So your President receiving NNPC director as if he were a Government official is desperation and a sign of helplessness.

You've lost your debate, son like Nkrumah lost his idea of shaping Ghana. With an economy of #50 billion , you will forever be a country of no significance or worth.

Have you ever heard Ghana trying to even offer directives or taking any leading role in Africa? Your Presidents knew you're as insignificant as a thoroughly sucked out orange.

Your economy is far worse than Libya and Sudan what have been ravaged by war. Take a look:

You're not even in Africa's top 10.

God punish your life for having the disrespect and foolhardiness to argue with someone whose destiny is bigger than you and yours fathers'

Oyindidi:
Go sleep, I believe e nor dey water

SmartPunter:
The ones that apply lubricant in their punny so you can cum fast some of them will be chewing gum while you re thrusting... All they care is release quick...

Greenbullet:
Good evening my fellow nairalanders, I am very jobless for today and tommorow, The chairman's daughter wedding is this week and the office is highly involved. So I just wanna ask you guys, how does your girlfriend tell you she wants sex .
My girlfriend has 3 ways to tell me she usually uses
1: I WANT TO SLEEP
what my girlfriend really means is give me good sex that will male me pass out after you are done.
2: SHE PLAYS WITH " THE WOOD"
she uses this when we are quarreling but nobody want to apologize to the other, as she plays with the "WOOD" she makes it strong and then mounts it, na there fight take finish
3: SHE MAKES ME REST INBETWEEN HER "V"
this is usually when we are watching a movie and she wants to get my attention.
Pls add urs
Lalasticlala
Seu n
Royalr oy
Mynd4 4
Vicki z
Smellym outh
Obontam i

AnnaGray:
This appears to be a scientific study by the author who visited many brothels hundreds and hundreds of times over the years.
It turns out, the girls can all be classified into seven categories.

But at the end of the day, he still goes for the pretty one.

So there are really only two types.

1) the pretty one that seems nice.
2) the rest of the fish.

Oyindidi:
No

ceejayx:
Its rather unfortunate I never jam BBH wey sabi Bleep well maybe I will get lucky someday but for now I stick with d athletes.

Oyindidi:
lol, if I talk now them go say I too bad. I no know watin to call your own jare

Oyindidi:
Obontami, how was your day?

This ladies no try at all.

Wait! that place them call ifo na where devil move him headquarter to? Yesterday midwife too na from there.

Let's pray for Ogun state

Oyindidi:
E nor dey pain you?

ceejayx:
The lazy ones with big nyash
Dnt be deceived by dia looks,the slim ones get rejected but NA dem Bleep pass.
All those booty hoes do is lie down like coffin and open dia septic tank fr u to chook preek
The slim ones will Bleep u upandan u will b sextisfied.

Oyindidi:
why you disappear?

AHCB:
Now the bolded is where your argument is flawed beyond recognition. If you were privy in the dealings and workings of prostitutes, you'll know they discriminate alot. In fact, they discriminate more than girls who don't prostitute.

So you see, it nothing to do with men, neither does it have anything to do with women. It's just the capitalistic urge of making money the easiest way known. Sometimes it bothers on greed, sometimes it bothers on our primal urge to satisfy that urge that disturb like a wailing child in the middle of the night.

So, all that matters is not to blame, but to enjoy the very thing. Afterall, who wants to get fucked_ for free?

crazysaint:
Lol ,I can relate to this category...

makydebbie:
Been seeing you on my following feeds, and I'm just surprised you're not done with your thread yet.

Prettythicksmi:
Obontami oko ashewo hahahaha


Seriously na ashii u go marry last last

makydebbie:
So this your thread never finish abi?

Oyindidi:
What na

Oyindidi:
He is good