all of una wicked.. chai since wey I don wake up, I never see/taste any food.. na so una dey post all kinds of food so that we go know say una get food to chop abi...

Rip... it so painful...

omo I don't pray for such to happen oo.. but I fit do am ooo..

Good morning everyone oo, pls oooo how can I print out another copy of the direct entry registration slip....because, I forgot to photocopy the only one I printed out be4 submitting it at jamb office. pls urgent reply oooooo... thanks.

hello guys,, almost all my pix in sdcard ave become blank.. though ave formated it twice.. pls engineers what could be the problem and what are the possible solutions??

afroduke:
ladies and gentlemen, the long awaited direct entry registration starts today.. well it starts officially tomorrow.. please, if you av not regularize, try to. and make sure you don't make unrealistic selections, remember this is D.E not jamb. for distinction candidates, if you fail the aptitude test exam.. your distinction is useless. and as for our prayer warriors that wont read but keeps on praying, my brother and sister your portion is in the lake of failure. once again please and please make reasonable selection and if by chance you aint admitted make sure you continue HND... and if they admit you, thank God.

thought they ave postponed the registration to next week..

selfmadeOLX:



Root your phone and download Link2SD from playstore. Use the app to move anything movable to your SD.

hope it won't cause any damage and how can I root the phone??

Happy easter guys.. Pls guys i really need ur help.. I gave my friend money 2buy a good infinix phone. He went and bought a cloned/copied phone.. (Chai i wanted to cry).. Told him to return it which he did, but they didnt accept it.. 16gb was written as the internal memory, unknown to me it was 2.08gb instead of 16gb.. I can only store few apps into d phone due to it low memory.. Have tried every possible ways/means i know of to move some of the apps to my sdcard but it not going.. Also, there is nö option like ''move to sdcard'' in the app setting... Pls 4 GOD sake help me out.. What shld i do.. It an lg phone..38k. Thanks..

Happy easter guys... Pls guys how can i move some of my apps 4rm the phone to sdcard in a cloned/copied phone due to low internal memory..(no option like 'move to sdcard' in d app setting).. Thanks..

Happy easter guys.. Pls guys i really need ur help.. I gave my friend money 2buy a good infinix phone. He went and bought a cloned/copied phone.. (Chai i wanted to cry).. Told him to return it which he did, but they didnt accept it.. 16gb was written as the internal memory, unknown to me it was 2.08gb instead of 16gb.. I can only store few apps into d phone due to it low memory.. Have tried every possible ways/means i know of to move some of the apps to my sdcard but it not going.. Also, there is nö option like ''move to sdcard'' in the app setting... Pls 4 GOD sake help me out.. What shld i do.. It an lg phone..38k. Thanks..

Lenovo a3000 tablet available 4sale...... Price:21k.

NLProblemChild:

I av phobia for reading. but when i face the exam i will conquer it.

lol.. Problem child indeed..

TIMIJAT:


my dear brother.... OOU accepts Jupeb results....I have friends who actually got admitted last year tru jupeb... so you are safe to get your d.e form and fill in OOU...

for more info.... follow the oou thread for this new section


https://www.nairaland.com/3704358/oou-admissions-2017-2018-section

abeg connect me with one or two of ur friends that got admitted through jupeb.... He dey urgent abeg.. Becos a prof there told me they don't accept jupeb..

TIMIJAT:
if you picking OOU as your school of choice .... you can drop your digits to be added to the whatsapp group for basic info about the school and it's processes.... or message 07064700921

hi, does oou accept ijmb or jupeb(alevel) result for admission?

Wish to skip this regularisa

This trash is mostly common in state uni....south, west,east and north..

cutiedave:

boss wetin do unilag...i might pick dem dis year....
Dat guy with 2.2 case just weak me....if he so much belives in grace...y dident d grace help him finish with first class....
Him just wan tempt God...so pple dat have worked hard for first class would now be forfited bcuz of him...some pple just tire me

hw far, u sabi oou admission process?.. Esp their med

Morning guys.

Some are hereditary.. Most people dont know this.

EmmySparky:
dont buy an itel phone..go to a show room...Opsson has great products for that price or other brands

op pls dont buy any opsson phone... They are a big disgrace.

lefulefu:

thank god she no dey here .not only she be strong stammerer she also sabi vex and when she dey vex d stammering go get worse

den get high hot temper.. And if she no control herself, pple go frustrate her..

lefulefu:
op u serious? there is this lady i know, if she stammer for u u go roll for ground dey laugh.she can stammer for asia ehn

lol, u wicked ooo.. If she notice say u dey laugh am, d tin go pain am..

WHIZKIDEFE:
I have seen ladies who stutters o.. I remember an aunty of mine, when we were young. If she gets angry, Problem! She can continue to slap you till she finish asking you a question like Are.. are ..are you, you alriightt? Each word equals a slap.. At a point if we knw she's upset, we talk to her from distance to avoid stories that touch..

lol, sooo funny..

I tell people stop celebrating valentine. It evil..... RIP.

Freeezzz:

Lol...Can Japan take North Korea to Hague? Seun is an atheist, soooooooooo....
My name is Bro Freeezzz and I am a Celestian and not a white garment(er)

soooooooooooo, that wont stop him.... Bros freeeezzz, eyin white garment member ..(lol) have a nice rest...

Freeezzz:

Bros yeeee, majority of Pentecostal wear suits, are they called suit wearing church? And not just their pastors or deacons. Do you get my point now?

so miss/mrs/mr freezee, i put it to u that ur church is a white garment church...... Any further quoting shall be used against u in the high court of nairaland by Seun.... Lobatan.. CASE CLOSE.

Freeezzz:

Garment sir! Catholics(Priests and Altar boys(?)) also wear theirs, CAC pastors do, Baptists and Methodists; still we don't call them Robe wearing churches. My case sir.

Good.... Do majority of their members i.e CAC, Baptists, catholics and methodists churches wear robe/garment?..... Ma divert ooo

Freeezzz:

This is not denial, it's more of a clarification. When people come to me and say, oh I had seen one of your people killing chicken in the river doing spiritual bath. I then ask, it is a Cele? The fellow goes, yes, I mean, they were wearing white garment. I just sigh and shake my head and then go into a long discussion of how best to identify Celestial Church members from "others".
Imagine me saying all Pentecostal church pastors are corrupt and thieves, or yahoo pastors like one yeyebrity(imho) calls them, because I have had a bad experience in one XYZ church, bro, I should go for a brain check. So, I would rather address discussion that has to do with my church, Celestial Church of Christ than talking on my church point of view on behalf of the "white garment church".
Summary: our doctrines are really, truly different!

I'm not disputing what u have typed ooo.... Ofcos churches have different doctrines......Since u are a ccc member and u said ur church is not a white garment or a sultana church, what then is ur church mode of dressing (Normal church wears or others)? ... Ma pu ro.., ma divert si nnkan mi oooo..

Freeezzz:

I'm a Celestian; which means a member of Celestial Church of Christ, not a white garment church. I don't even know what a white garment church is! People keep confusing themselves.
Then again, Freeezzz is spelled, Elf arruuuu ee ee eee zed zed zed, gorrit?
Mind you, the OP is not even a member of any of the churches he's profiling.

lol.... It is called white garment churches because majority wear white sultana in church..... alasho funfun ni gbogbo yin. Ma deny e..