₦airaland Forum

Dollarseeker:
if u see her tell me o just like noble igwe do

Well I would really want to Fall in Love Too but that may not happen anytime soon

Nigerian Girls/ladies #sigh

But I know my Baby is Different

ibkayee:
First world problems sha but I hate the fact that McDonalds breakfast meals stop being served at 10.30am

Is this a Joke to you? Are we Playing here?

SmellySperm:
it's easy for women to hoe and acquire wealth but rare for men to do same

Lmao

kingxsamz:
I'm angry being a citizen in a sh!te hole country...
Why dem no born me for US
.

Fvck mehn

Man, Lagos, 34yrs annual Income ———

dingbang:
Why do you guys even kill yaself for a woman!

because women Make The world Go round

As i saw the Pictures and Comments i thanked God for the Kind of Human i am
I don’t feel the Tribal Marks affected her I don’t feel it was necessary a bad thing, i did not even think of it i just saw another human being
You may feel she is pretty and the tribal marks did not affect it or she shouldn’t have had it but i thank God i did not think of any of that. Wetin don happen Don Happen
Hmmmn I thank God For the Kinda Soul i have
God I thank You for my Heart and Eyes

Thegamingorca:
I sure ain't gon wait to get bleeped

What are you gonna do then

lordskid:
Butterflies are the symbol of beauty and change, and they represent the nature’s purest creation.

Yh that’s me right there, b4 adulthood and Nigeria $ Nigerians fvcked me Up

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Areenal, medium, ikeja

Edited : on a More personal level, i am really Unhappy and Angry at the Fact that i am A Nigerian and even more painful is never really having a Family, most people here understand and Feel that someone is there for them no matter what. Really when it Comes down to it Family and A few true friends is everything and y’all have that.
so all you people cheating on your Faithful spouses, Stop! Don’t let your selfishness Ruin the life of Those who matter to you the most it isn’t worth it at all

Edited:
As an Agnostic liviin in Nigeria, in A slum for that matter everyday is Fvckin hell, every nigga and bitch left, right, center up, down is So Stupid and Ignorant.
Proud poor religious people and that are so Fvckin wicked #spits

Life is not fair. It is a fact, it is the way it is

Amongst many other things, I’m angry at the Fact that i have to Struggle and Work my life off to get basic shiits in Life while another dumbass fool on Twitter has everything on a platter of Gold

Why Should money be Such a Central part of life and Control everything even Humans in all our Wisdom Couldn’t find a way around That or what? *spits*
Fvck mehn! Abeg later, b4 my Blood pressure gets the better of me

Contd.
so many things about Life don’t make any Sense! We took a naturally occurring element chilling jejely on its own and said they are precious
Diamond Gold etc wtf! For Fvcks sake!
Why are Sports people paid so much more Than teachers for example or Drs or Soldiers? wtf!
Why Do we Celebrate Stupidity

SCIENTISTS SHOULD BE BE THE REAL Celebrities! #FACTS from Drs who pioneered medical procedures to Computer Scientists, physicists, engineers, researchers and many many more cos it’s based on that we have and enjoy everything that makes so happy today they revolutionized our lives and Control it even

SCIENTISTS ARE THE REAL CELEBRITIES!! Legend, hereos etc not fvckin weird ass micheal Jackson, tupac Stupid dumbass Notorious BIG, madonna #spits
Miley Cyrus, Davido,

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kennygee:
Wearing decent clothes would have prevented her from this yeye movement o.

Nothing yeye about the Movement, thanks

lefulefu:
why would a hot looking lady like this be looking for a man? men are supposed to be dying for her and queing to daze her.sumptin is wrong somewhere.

Yh something Is Wrong Cos ITS A LIE!!!!
shameless blogger is Using an Innocent woman’s picture to create fake stories and topics

Safarigirl how far

Like mathematics they hating

Like mathematics they hating on me just cause they don’t understand,
Categorically you can place me down at the deeper end,
I’m Always standing out don’t see the fucking need to blend,
There’s snitches all about so I’m careful with who I pick as friends,
I’m not your average rapper and yes I keep it real,
You need entertainment Bleep it I’m spitting how I feel,
These niggers can’t see my dreams with a second look,
I guess their vision’s impaired that’s why they’re taking second looks,
Me and a microphone homie that’s the perfect pair,
The game got me broke but its nothing that I can’t repair,
I hustle right G still you don’t like me?
You’all thinking on the road I’m thinking where that flight be,
And when that flight leaves I’ll be on it,
Flying to the top while you niggers steady running,
You get what I’m tryna say?,
We all heading to the top but you’all walking I flew I took the faster way,
Like jewelry thieves they tryna take my shine away,
But ama kill ‘em all before I put the mic away.
Easy….that’s all I’ve got to say.

Needtolove:
Hi nairalanders this post is going to be quite disorganized, as I am not such a good writer. Just need an avenue to let our some steam. No advise needed too. The only way forward for me is to quit my marriage.

The reason for this write up is to ease the pain of betrayal that comes from my husband cheating on me with a our neighbor,what really hurts is that after I investigated and found out her identity, I presented him with hard evidence ,instead of an apology he said he is an African man o and polygamy is allowed. He says I should better mind my business as the said girl is not disturbing me. He further stated that the girl is crazy o, so I should not even think of confronting her

Just this morning she had the nerve to come to my apartment with her room mate to clarify some house issues. The nerve of all of them. Really want to make them pay. Really want to make my husband suffer.
This guy body shames me at any chance he gets. (I have a four month old baby) he says am ugly and shapless, and my breast are flat

I want African men to know that women have feelings too, am expected to bottle up my pain and be a woman. When I react violently he calls me mad woman. He is still with her and I am still expected to mind my business.
I will though, but they will both get it.

PM baby, i will Bleep your husband and the girl up.
Enough is enough! wicked people should stop being selfish and causing other people pain. I’m in lagos

glimpse33:
OP, you should be greatful you are handsome!

let the ugly guys tell you their pains first, then you would be thankful to your creator!

note* ugly guys shouldn't quote me

Lmao � Hahahhaha

QueenSekxy:
Why are broke guys always angry whenever a good guy invests on his gf or wife? But these set of guys will always push their sisters to marry a rich man o and wouldn't call it rubbish if their sister's bfs invest on her.

Frustration is really bad and ubiquitous in our country.

Hahaha

franugo:
How did this make FP with just one comment?

Modified.... Chisos! How did 9 people comment before me?

Lmao ��

Estalocca, balling like brazillian Soccer
The rest jovial like Joker
I’m the illest lyricist this side of the Niger
Other side is you bitch, nobody Laiva
Ill enough to spit Phlegm in the eye of �
Ive got the Giger Counter Going crazy/
Fact is all my joints are radioactive/
Slapstick, weak rappers will take losses/
You gal’s a no brainer watch her change for the bosses/ my zipper is her office
And you can say i got more hand tails than a million coin tosses/
I’m riding a unicorn y’all still messing with horses
Testing the higher forces/
Don’t battle me cos I’m a national grid and you’s tiger battery/
Verbally this battery/ I’m lyrically in domes
You WOuldnt resist this if your last name was Ohms!
Don’t make me laugh your flow Humorous, bones/
Or imma smack in your face with your humerus Bone!
- modo on Jimmys jump off (Gods amongst men)

I freestyle erratically for those that wanna battle me
Spit venom at MC's until this mic cord is staticky
Do damage to a salt and a pepper, without the battery
When you diss you flatter me, I'm fuckin' up your whole anatomy
The tan tenor, oh your hoe... we ran in her
With thirteen king size chocolate antennas
And in my city, for reals yo I'm sick of who talk
About how me and my man is on the dick of New York
'Cause when I innovate, I incinerate then I eliminate
You in a state of shock until these niggas hyperventilate
I serve the east coast to west coast and won't discriminate
Penetrate, I crush all beef right where it emanate
In daylight my stray mic strike the twilight
And I'mma stay tight, playwrite, create highlights
And ain't nobody finna do me, especially in this bitch game
I'm ruthless, I use my middle finger when I switch lanes
Pertainin' to bein' entertainin', now I'm rainin'
I slay men, experts and laymen with my grey pen
I'm scrapin', remotely holding rap down and shapin'
A style handcrafted since the days of my playpen
In my drop-top, I rock spots, I got it lock stocked
When my Glock pop, I had the hardest niggas playin' hop-scotch
I'm top notch, and if she ain't fuckin' then watch me cock block
I hit hot Arrow, and pop-lock, hey nigga knock knock
I'm enterin', Juice's shit is colder than the winter and
These instumentals bang and leave a nigga's skin splinterin'
"Friday the 13th" I rip Jason
A slick Mason like Perry with more game than Dick Grayson
Perfection, rap erection, now let my TECs in
I burn your neck skin, these niggas start epilepsin'
Juice steps in, and If a motherfucker test us
They scrapin' his ass of the wall like asbestos
- mC juice