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Mynd44:
I am here for this

Oga mi!

Will drop another one tomorrow
One verse everyday
Enough to last another 25 years

Go ahead and grip Glocks, I'll snap your trigger finger in six spots
You'll have to lip lock <--(?), with hyperdermic needles to lick shots
I'll watch you topple flat, put away your writtens and holla back
Can't freestyle, you're screwed off the top like bottle caps
Beneath the surface, I'm over-heatin' your receiver circuits
By unleashin' deeper verses than priests speak in churches
But your preach is worthless, you worship, defeat the purpose
Like President Bush takin' bullets for the secret service
Beyond what y'all fathom, I shit on cats and jaw tap 'em
Show no compassion like havin' a straight faced orgasm
Tour jack 'em, have his half a ten bitch suck my friend's dick
In the meantime, you can french kiss this clenched fist
Diabolic, a one man brigade, spreadin' cancer plague
Just fuckin' a pussy's face, holdin' a hand grenade
So if I catch you bluffin', gay, you're less than nothing
I just had to get that stress off my chest like breast reduction
- diabolic

Zombicmodz:
Go and find out whether he's worshipping the devil or some other stinking deity.
If he is don't bother about him again and don't mention him or acknowledge his existence again.

Hope that helped

No he doesn’t worship the devil

Still on

BlackPantherxXx:
Ladies & Gents,

This is not to castigate anyone. It is just my way of sharing my experiences dating online.

I am an old school guy and in the past, winning the heart of a woman meant love poems, pouring sugar into her ears with sweet words, giving her thoughtful gifts, etc.

But these days especially on social media platforms and dating websites such as Instamessage and Badoo, this is like the standard conversation:

Guy: Hi, I am Guy, i would like to get to know you much better.

Gal: Send me recharge card...it is 15k short time, 30k all night. (na gold dey dia? )


This happens like 95% of the time.... It's really alarming that most of our ladies in the tertiary institutions have resorted to prostitution to make ends meet.

I would NEVER support prostitution because i believe it's mostly due to laziness and there's always a better alternative.

YES, we know most of the guys online just want to have intercourse, BUT won't we both enjoy it? Why must I be charged for it?

Guys out there, better pray to God, otherwise the fairly used you thought you have, might have 1000 Ds/day on the odometer.

Just guess what the D in RED stands for

This is an original piece from King Tchalla, a resident of Wakanda

https://www.reactiongifs.com/r/2013/11/not-subtle-flirting.gif

Pls your Royal highness, What movie is that GIF from and what is the name of that Girl?
Anybody?

Aaawww Pa james my papa

Joromi12:
how much u get

I’m a poor man
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NwanyiAwkaetiti:
Gracias. Take care

*gasps!* my baby

Deepfeel:
Hmm am just imagining how many times you might have masturbated on her picture you sound so lustful

Pls delete/edit this disgusting comment

FzanyAjibs:
Mission accomplished. It's classic, friend

Bolded?

You this boy, are you high again?

Am i that popular, do you know this moniker well or you are just insinuating for fun

How old are you boy?

34

Oya help me with 400k na
Mtcheeew

greatnaija01:
hOW shallow are you?

you like someone and all you can say is about her BODY?


thats pure INFATUATION.... grow out of it abeg

See this one taking me seriously LMAO
Ok *clears throat* she seems Honest, cool, open, confident bold, Nice funny and someone i would make laugh her ass off easily
I hope I’m not shallow now
Yh she has a nice body too
Ori e bi ti buredi oyingbo

cyprus000:
send her a pm, and quit the stultifying assliking

Nnwanne This aint asslicking

Oluwasaeon:
Guess you're off duty tonight

Edit - pls I’m not an olode abeg, pls you people should stop spreading this false rumor about me, Plssssssss I’m not a Hunter pleaseeee. Thank you

Yes i kinda like the woman Nwanyiawkaetiti
Yh we putting out there, she kinda cool plus she got a nice body
YOLo

Goldengold2:
Psychopathology is a disorder itself, his brother needs help of a psychiatrist.

Why are you using my problem to sound smart?
We are not studying psychopathy here
Pls people who can help should help

jbblues24:
Engaging. It keeps your mind occupied while you wait.

??

I have said a lot of bad things to a lot of people here, hurtful things in anger, nervous/mental breakdown, trolling etc
Pls don’t take it personally
I am genuinely sorry
And if you are trolling Pls stop it and get help
It is useless you are only hurting yourself
Also to the regular, sensible people let’s always be polite and civil
Never feed a troll! Never feed a troll or fool with attention

cezarman:
Bro... GTFO here if you're not saying what he did

I said i was very high and we were both high and talking and I understood him like i never did
He is unable to feel human emotions like empathy, concern, consideration etc h has little inhibitions etc and has always been like that

Too much and it didn’t make sense or turn us to better people
Africans are Stupid abeg
All these terrible people in the society today were all flogged Home and School while growing up it didn’t make them good

Amatarasha:
Just

Pls dis is not a joke at all
So pls take away that comment

Deepfeel:
has he killed anyone?

He is not the type that may kill someone at least not yet
But is understanding of basic Life ideas is like that of 5 year old though he us in his 20s

Blakjewelry:
haba no details?

I was very high then started talking to him i noticed that he is unable to feel empathy and doesn’t understand some very basic human interactions
He doesn’t seem to Know so so many things too at all and doesn’t care the ignorance aggravates it

IM so Scared guys IM CRYING
We’ve had a very tough life and I’m thinking that’s how it turned him to that
Pls I’m not trolling here. fortunately for me i have been reading on all this things recently. You will never know if you meet them

A DUMB ONE AT THAT A VERY DUMB ONE SWEAR IM SCARED IM CRYING RIGHT NOW HE HAS ZERO EMITIONS A TRUE PSYCOPATH!!!!!!!!
Edit - he is the only blood i have and i am trying to repair my relationship with him and be closer and thus found this Out

ImaIma1:
He was always there...from teen church...been friends. Still were in contact while in and out of Uni. Finally, we just knew we had to be together.

We couldn't resist playing MacAnthony's song at our wedding


"All the while you were in front of me i never realized
And i can't believe i didn't see it in your eyes
I didn't see it, i can't believe it but i feel it"

Wow!
You Seem to have a Good Life of Nairaland

Insulting A Person Because He Asks About a Phone.
Yh for some in the Know We Know that MI is a Better Package
But Insulting someone cos of Phone says a Lot about you Says a whole lot about you
Na Una Type we dey deal with

Gazzy88:
Sell your phone and you will be alright.

Your Papa!