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sutoboy: A snake bites ur dad's *cock* and u re alone togeda in d desert!will u suck the poison out?

CrazyMan: Dani the village boy came to the city for the first time in his life;

His uncle; Sylve told him that he must Endeavour that all the rooms in the house are locked before going out.

Dani being a village boy didn’t understand the meaning of door since there are no doors in his village began locking all the threads.

When his uncle sylve came back home; he found that the whole room was empty; the TV set was gone, the DVD was gone, the refrigerator was gone; infact everything in the house were all going.

The uncle furious with him asked him;

Dani, didn’t I tell you to lock the house whenever you go out?

Yes dani reples:

So why didn't you do that? asked the uncle

Dani replies; since I couldn’t locate the door, I decided to lock the threads.

Ayankaa: NAME: Greg Bulmash

DESIRED POSITION: Reclining. Ha ha. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place.

DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.

EDUCATION: Yes.

LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle-management hostility.
SALARY: Less than I'm worth.

MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT:
My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes.

REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked.

HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: Any.

PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30-3:30 p.m., Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday.

DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?:
Yes, but they're better suited to a more intimate environment.

MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?:
If I had one, would I be here?

DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU FROM LIFTING UP TO 50 LBS?:
Of what?

DO YOU HAVE A CAR?:
I think the more appropriate question here would be "Do you have a car that runs?"

HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION?:
I may already be a winner of the Publishers Clearinghouse Sweepstakes.

DO YOU SMOKE?: Only when set on fire.

WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?
Living in Bimini with a fabulously wealthy super model who thinks I'm the greatest thing since sliced bread. Actually, I'd like to be doing that now.

DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE?: No, but I dare you to prove otherwise.

SIGN HERE: Scorpio with Libra rising.

Vivly: Tadadadaddada oh oh oh oh ho oh
am happy
so happy
too happy
no comments
no haters
school stuff
hostel things
unical
so happy
still happy
thank goodness
unical
o Lord
am happy







abeg na me open dis thread so i get liberty to post my gist

DONkollione: This dog is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, 2 dog, keep dog, an dog, E- diott dog, busy dog 4 dog 30seconds dog



Now read without the word DOG ̶̲̥̅̊















Very funny joke,
I know ̶̲̥̅̊ , Stewpidd E -diott

Biafra4tharmy: Her name is Chioma the most beautiful igbo girl

Kinezeala: @Eke
sutoboy don do im own you now wan start with ya own?
Why did you use that st upid boys' id to crack a joke?
sutoboy just stay on em on dey hail the other group.
You ma want start ya own too?
Mtchew.
Una dey mumu for this group.
Infact im opting out.
You guys dey fall hands !

ugodaniel: This is how i do it and it always worls

I will drive up to her with my Audi TT, then flash my diamond-encrusted Rolex, after that answer an imaginary call with my 3G Nokia Phone while oozing all sexy and manly with a whiff of Imperial Majesty perfume(asking price is well over $200,000).

I'm telling yu, she'll rush and enter your car even before you say anything

TRY it, it sure works for me all da time!

obotia: Hello readers,
my name is Hannibal smith,i want to testify the goodness of Dr Obotia for helping me to recover my ex and my job back,i must say he is indeed a great spell caster.
Please help me thank him on his emai: templeofthespirit@yahoo.com and also if you need his help.
Please sir keep your good work because people need your helping hand