₦airaland Forum

Kondomatic:
Yea.... even if she attacks him with knives and sticks.

No man would love to beat his wife......But women are so provoking......U shud hear the wicked and crazy things my neighbor's wife tell the husband each time they have any misunderstanding....dont forget this man is human...there is a limit he can endure.....Note I dont support the beating of a woman neither do I support a woman who runs her mouth.

Lifestone:
Isn't it the same State where a Church collapsed during service and so many life was lost and the Governor narrowly escaped death. Haa, hope they are not jinxed?
The development control/town planning department should be overhauled.

...Point of correction it happned in Uyo

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My dear its not about the private jet stuff,have u watch closely during task,morning warmup and other activities ......This witch no dey participate......the essence of this show Na entertainment and if she is not giving it people go complain,plus their fuel dem dey burn to watch Dats why......more so she always brings this age tin out every time,even wen dem dey play for house she no dey join

Izen:
You're just a hater. Go look for your own private jet owners to hit on you. She mentioned it to make a point that she would rather work for her money. When did that become a crime? This is just jealousy on your part. And yes, her housemates deserve to be called idiots. Because what she called them is not as worse as the victim blaming stunt they pulled on her during the kemen saga. They're bunch of evil hypocrites who just can't stand that not everyone will behave like them. Sadly they tend to depict the attitude of most Nigerians as I can see the same damn behavior here. At the end of the day, the reason most of you hate Tboss is just ridiculously petty, I mean because of "private jets"?? Try harder. It's hypocritical because other housemates have done worse things than her. Many of you just can't stand the fact that she is half-Nigerian. Be honest with yourselves and let us hear word. This has nothing to do with what she said or didn't, you hated her before she made that statement. Very unhappy people. Rubbish.

VastFinder:
Even though most middle and upper-middle class Nigerians prefer cooking with gas,the need for kerosene has not been completely eliminated. This is because a number of low-income earners in Nigeria surpass the middle and upper-middle class and for this category of people, cooking with kerosene is much more affordable.

A lot of middle class citizens still use kerosene for cooking alongside gas. So, if you are thinking of going into kerosene retail business, demand is certainly not a problem.

Requirements
Some of the things that you would need to start your kerosene business include-:

1. Certification
You cannot just start kerosene business without proper registration and licensing. You need to register your business with the Department of Petroleum Resources (DPR) and the Petroleum Products Marketing Company (PPMC).

Upon registration, you would receive a certificate which would permit you to buy your kerosene in wholesale directly from the NNPC. This makes it possible for you to have access to products cheaply. However, this process takes time and of course, would cost you money.

But if you want the easy way out, you can become an indirect marketer. As an indirect marketer, you would source for your products from registered marketers. Although, you would get products at a more expensive rate compared to buying directly from the depot.

2. Location
You need a strategic location to sell your products. Some kerosene marketers own filling stations which they use in selling kerosene alongside other petroleum products but if you cannot afford to build yourself a station, you can just set up a depot in a safe place.

I have even seen people set up kerosene mini-depots in front of their homes. However, you must take issues of safety very seriously if you decide to go with this option.

3. Dispensing Pump
To make it easy for you to sell your product, you should get an automatic dispensing pump. You can easily get them from dealers in major Nigerian cities.

However, if you still don’t know where to get one, you can try to ask from people who are already into the business; they can easily point you in the direction where they got theirs.

An automatic dispensing pump would make your job really easy as you would be able to easily measure your products and charge your customers correctly.

4. Petroleum Tanker
This is only necessary for people who are starting kerosene business on a large scale. If you have registered with PPMC and DPR and want to be buying your products directly from the depot even start supplying other kerosene sub-dealers, you would need a petroleum tanker to move your products around easily.

5. Capital
The amount you need to start a kerosene business would depend on the scale you wish to operate. With about N200, 000, you can set up a small-scale kerosene business in your neighborhood or somewhere close. But if you want to operate this business on a large scale, you should be ready to spend at least 1 million naira.

Source: https://vastfinder..com/2017/01/kerosene-business-in-nigeria.html

Please how can I go about the registration process.

Abeg I wear camo up and down.My boxers self na Army camo,the cap wey I wear no na camo...Abge send army make them come flog me into blessings and fame.....

But seriously make anyone no put camo again...clothes dey every where ...why people no dey wear Police Uniform or Latsma own....Anytin wey u sabi say go put u for trouble...No do......even if people go come to your aid later,na only u go dey sufer the pain ooooo

This honourable is Just ********* I dont support MMM but this man cant convince anyone with his attitude not to join MMM...This Honourable smoke something.... Sorry to say He is ******

Watch the Video below



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QcO4Qb3d7to

In as much as I dont condone violence...But the killing of Christians is way too far much and nutin is happening to these fulani men who just disappear into thin Air......Abeg,I support the man....

OBY EZEKWESILI OPENS UP.
I still find it funny that most people
don't know why Nigeria economy
went into recession, they love the
incompetent lies of Lai Mohammed
about the past government ruining
everything. It's also myopic to think
that if Jonathan were to still be in
power, we would be worse off.
The truth about Nigeria's recession
is this; it was caused by the
president's unguided rhetoric and
uncultured body language.
Firstly, there is nothing we are
buying today that we weren't buying
5 years ago, therefore it's not our
purchase that put pressure on Naira
but withdrawal of funds by foreign
investors.
After the election, the president
created instability with his unguided
statements about how everyone is
corrupt and how everyone is going to
jail. The instability made foreign
investors to liquidate their
investment and change their money
to dollars. In the process of trying to
flee, they were willing to buy dollars
at any price, which lead to high
exchange dollar rate.
Even though some of them were not
ready to run away, but want their
money in dollars to save their
investments from devaluation, the
president gave a bad signal by
banning deposit of foreign currency
into dormiciliary accounts. That was
enough for free market believers to
see the draconian handwriting on
the wall, that was the beginning of
dollar rush.
To make matters worse, the
president came up with another
outrageous policy of rationing dollar
to certain sectors and blocking many
sectors out. That was the nail in the
coffin which facilitated the
emergence of free FALL.
In the end, foreign investors took
over $80B out of the economy within
a short period and everything went
down to free fall.
To those who believe it will be worse
if Jonathan is still there, you are all
wrong. Policy continuity and political
stability will not let billions of
dollars leave our shores within such
tiny time frame. Even though the
government might have income
shortage, the private sector will
weather the storm by their
confidence in the market.
The fear of the unknown created by
PMB is responsible for the economic
downturn not low oil price. Interest
rate in America is currently at 0.5%
while it is 12% in Nigeria. JP Morgan
Chase will not mind borrowing $50
billion from Feds at 0.5 and put in
Nigeria for return of %2000 profit.
Citi bank will do the same, likewise
US Bank Corp. Chase gave Buhari
warning about the repercussions of
his fixing policy before they pulled
out, but his illiterate cyber warriors
and misseducated e-soldiers said
JPMORGAN can go to hell, they no
longer believe in economic metrics
since their messiah is in charge.
Funny enough they are all suffering
today because of the stupid policy,
but they find relief by blaming it on
past administration and Gucci
appetite of average Nigerians.
For your information, if your
president "kontunu" with his
unguided rhetoric, Naira will go
down to N1000/1 $. But we thank
God, he is no longer talking...

pyyxxaro:
This one na Elderly Men food, make I go find my mate


Why she always de shine eye like who méss for First Bank

I just had to sign in just cus of this your response and like it

SeverusSnape:
Nice one

You see?... Fayemi is emulating Fayose's stomach infrastructure. But if it were Fayose distributing these items, Zombies would have said he's doing nonsense. Seriously, Zombies and hypocrisy be like five and six.

By the way Fayemi, Hope this philanthropy does not have any ulterior motive behind it?. Because I don't trust politicians, both PDP and APC, most especially APC politicians.

I just had to sign in to Like your post.......If na Fayose do this one now,some people for don comit sucide

Hey Guys we have a new group for matured Ladies and guys in Cross River..especially calabar,DECIDED TO EXPAND IT BY BRINGING IT TO NAIRALAND...For hook-ups,nutty chats and hang outs....Instrested,drop your pin/Phone number

Op...abeg which one you for use....won or Defeat

Thanks so much bro...
Just some few questions though,actually the topic I have chosen is Computer forensics,I have gotten the materials I need just how to format and present them

Please could you please explain these parts having in mind the Topic I have chosen

1.Purpose of study
2.Statement of problem
3.Significance of study
4.Literature review
5.Research methodology
6.Expected outcome


Thanks in advance

Please what is the format for writing a seminar to be submitted in school.

Please If possible can some one list out the parts a seminar paper should have and also if a could get a pdf i would really appreciate it.

matacastro:
Always remember your source and your roots.... In patoranking's voice '' some people forget say people help them''

Mode....Please ban all these thieves claiming to sell cheap data....They are nothing but fraudsters and cheats....... Please Mode its urgent...they should stop advertising and misleading people.

EZEIGBO1OFIMO:
public office holders have always been lazy.............. sometimes i feel even even the Nigerian Government should be privatized

You are so crazy in thoughts......U made my day

Some one add me on telegram make me too follow test am...............

MizMyColi:
Telegram has the password feature...meaning no one can access your messages even if your phone isn't under lock lock key.

You can send large vide files too.

Just downloaded it and installed.......Can I add you ??

I think She might come back as a vampire..Klaus has fed her his blood once..

parrotibaba:
TO

Camille is dead. Klaus is mad and the strix are in for one hell of a new year. I believe cami was compelled by Aurora to kill herself if Klaus professes his love for her and from the look on her face when she woke up and saw Klaus still sleeping, you just knew something was wrong. Maybe she'll come back as a vampire, maybe not.


TVD


well...

Am planning my wedding coming up next year.I know I would have to work with planning commitee but I want to do some things myself before Inviting them in.
Please I need you advice and Ideas on the following

1. Idea on souvenir
2. Pack food/quee up and get served your food
3. simple idea on reception wear.
4. DJ or Live Band
Let me add that I am only inviting 150 Guests.
I would really appreciate helpful and useful comments

deadZONE:
Are u Chris Brown = NO
Beckam = NO
Christiano Ronaldo = No

***Fetches water from the well and pours on the OP
**Shouts Oboy wake up go wash plate.
Nkita.

... God go bless you ...anybody wey say make your water no boil...dem no go sell stove for him area

Swaggzkid:
Una never chi chum chin .


Cc: lalasticlala do something














Somebody say baba!

Abobi den chin chi chum chin

Jboyossai:
[color=orange] Bro go get a job....virtually in every thread.....
You can't be like Introvert!!!
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ur real father!!!! Find job for am na....dem Post topic una mumu brain go always wan derail am...ishie!!!!!!

[quote author=kay1one2 post=35467675]Buhari claims to be an anti-corruption crusader but it takes more than threats and force to rule a country. Fresh ideas are needed. Buhari’s brain might not be up to that task. Either way he'd better cry for help now while its early instead of acting to have "it" all under control. [/quote

Kenobus:
The election of GMB was done by trick so things can never be okay with them. This is exactly what Rebekah and Jacob did to Isaac and Esau. There is God. Jega massively rigged for Buhari

The Nigerian Civil War, also known as the Biafran War, 6 July 1967 – 15 January 1970, was a war fought to counter the secession of Biafra from Nigeria. Biafra represented nationalist aspirations of the Igbo people, whose leadership felt they could no longer coexist with the Northern-dominated federal government. The conflict resulted from political, economic, ethnic, cultural and religious tensions which preceded Britain's formal decolonization of Nigeria from 1960–1963.