₦airaland Forum

The God she went to worship can't even save her

Rest on little damsel, Nigeria/Religion failed you.

Time to start personal relationship with God/Allah, worship him in Truth and in spirit, not going to an old death-trap house to bow.

Government pass everyone, government can build and destroy a person under 2 seconds.

I'm so sorry Aminu, wait for Sanusi to die

The stupid animal died for nothing, he would have donate his kidneys, heart and other vital parts to responsible/intelligent people than kill himself for nothing.

We (Arsenal FC) are really strong and trying.

OP, so sorry for your trouble but you can sell it to me. I need phone seriously

Offerings and tithes are for the needlings, poor, orphans, widows and less privileged but theives from the pulpit has turned it into their personal cash to buy jets, carry prostitute (ushers, singers, choirs), build school that their members can't afford,etc and keep promising their gullible members imaginary heavenly wealth, virgins, golden houses/estate etc and forgot that all of us must join our ancestors when we die. ( See Geneis 15:15)

Foolish/gullible/blind followers

Women are distant cousins to Snake/Phyton, but this animals go sweet for pot of chili pepper soup with a chilled bottle of responsible trophy lager beer

Bloggers and unverified news are like APC and propaganda.

Government need to get tough on social media bloggers, before they set this country on fire

Nigeria police should send them to Sambisa forest to fight their fellow hard guys (Boko Haram boys)

Youths wasting their useful/productive years

Do you have a father?
We know how you were born, useless agbaya, smiling ewu

Praktikals1000:
That adjective best describes your useless father

Idiot

Praktikals1000:
Only a delusional fool like you will not know that Ronaldo is bigger than Peter Obi

fuckJones:
Ronaldo is bigger than obi

Yes, bigger than your use.less father, family and generation. Omo oshi ode

G.O.A.T

C Ronaldo remain the world best ever footballer. Ronaldo is like Spanish/Italian wine, getting better with age when others get weak or retire at his age.

Longest serving manager, but scoring 3 goals under 3 minutes unbelievable achievement.

Always remember that Arsenal FC (Smoking Hot Gunners) are the best team in the whole wide world

Twenty-five years awaits him at kirikiri sweet dreams maximum home, I'll surely bring beans with original ijebu garri to him.

But the truth is

Tinubu is worse than clueless

Government should kindly send them to God, kidnapping, ritualist, Arm-robbery, rapists, killing and stealing of public funds must be made a capital offense, punishable by death and normalcy will return back to our country.

The gods must learn by force

Combination of rice with fried akara.

What Ebin pa wa can not do, does not exist. Nigerians (even domestic and wide animals) know we're in the great tinubulation, and this is the early stage.
Good morning Nigerians

Propagandist (a.k.a Supreme Court Governor) will keep on promising wetin him power no go fit carry and will continue to misfire. Imolites don suffer

HypocriticalObi:
the Public Relations Officer, Independent Petroleum Marketers Association of Nigeria, IPMAN, Chief Chinedu Ukadike
I am not surprised, they are always pessimistic, they never want the progress of Nigeria

You're an idiot, truth will never be near you. Stupid animal forming wise one

Congratulations comrade, you're on the way to wealth. Simps used their alawee (cash) on women konko-below, but you wisely choose to invest it.

I'm seeing Dangote in you bro

Una still dey Genesis/Exodus come dey complain, Jeremiah and Habbakuk still far.

Tinubu is our pikin, make him dey der jare.

Good morning Nigerians, Obidients must be taught a bitter political lessons

See liver, no gree for the feminist.

Abeg iya ayo, give this my guy a bottle of responsible trophy lager beer

Abeg, wetin concern Nigerians with Chinese restaurant/super-mart?

ShopRite, Jendol, Ebeano, Prime Mart, Twinsfaja, Ola-oluwa and others never do us, na to dey follow Chinese drag earthworm, guinea worm, beans worm dey hungry us.

Rice with fried beans cake (akara). Ajegunle Olodi-Apapa people are really something else, but I enjoyed the mad food combo

Buy a trailer load of plantains and you will use 1.5m to transport it to your location, Agbadorians/Agboro will collect taxes (owo mi da) of 2.4m from you, then settle police, army and you must make profit too.

Ban Agboro, stop multiple taxation, drag down duty and diesel, steady power supply and see cheap products.

Labour party under a Yoruba man from Lagos is gone, Ifagbami is pure emilakon foot-soldier.

Observers (Obidients) are watching

Dottore:
Daughters of Eve. Bro come back and visit my mother's village. They have solution for this kind of atrocious act. Match wickedness with wickedness. Either she runs mad or dies a miserable death. Nonsense. When you have nothing to live for then be prepared to have everything to die for.

It will only cost you your petition which you present with Palm Wine, Kolanut and live Chicken. Promise them a ram in appreciation which you will bring when the deed is done.
But If you want it done sharp sharp, you can go extra mile by challenging them by bringing the ram before they do their own part of the agreement. You will indeed appreciate the powers of African Traditional Religion in administration of retributive justice. Nonsense!
It has worked wonders for many US based guys.
FYI it's not Juju. It's African Religion. Its officiated by Priests and elders of the land not just ordinary elders but Ozo Title holders.

It's an Ancestral Heritage upheld for generations.

Yeah it works.

Abeg brother, how can I get to your village biko?

E don red, Iran is about to get burnt.

Arab/terriost world wan enter fire finally

Enough of this wickedness from the military, they've intelligent units, and it's now Nigerians needs the military intelligent units to fish out the vagabonds and allow the peaceful villagers to rest.