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I don't know what to say, but she's so stupid. Don't worry, a simp is on the way for you.

Once feared and deadly striker turned vegetable. Auba, we know you will come back stronger.

Moyinoluwa35:
what can 5k do for you.... am picking two lucky people just quote me and drop ur account number ...will send tomorrow by 5pm

To add up for Korope bus battery and start work.
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Sweet couple, nice pics

Hmmmmmmmmmmm, you be winch?

It's friendly oshofree drinking match, but the okada man na longthroat man, he wan loss Bajaj bcuz of liquor wey he go fit buy

Wetin dey do our girls na greed and love for money (materialism). Dem no dey hear word, thank God for the pastor.

Best of luck to our super eagles, but I will place bet in this Eagles bcuz of heart break.

Wise and best decision. God bless our able governor.

Mkpurumiri in action, talk is cheap.

Nwa odegwu, happiest birthday to you

Heavenly father, we don't want this new year 2022 to be like 2021, take away careless deaths, jungle justice, herdsmen wahala, officers/civilians clashes, poverty and hatred between the youth of this great country. Amen

Smoking is dangerous, can't thank God enough. I stopped smoking after using mirror while on the act. I advised myself, saved my health and future.

Oba Jafo is the Oniba and he has done alot of goodies to Iba kingdom and M C Oluomo will be a good choice for Oshodi kingdom. Let him be King jare. Kabiesi ooooooohhhhjjj

MufasaLion:
Commendable!

Redpillers vs Simps will start a face-off now.

Comrade, kindly explain the meaning of Redpillers and Simps to me. I will be thankful for ever, if you help.

hotwax:
My lovely girlfriend is a sweet woman who always give me sense of assurance. She is very decent, caring and respectful. She is so firm that it took 4 months before we could talk about romance or trying it out.

She is well known in my family circle. I base in Lagos, she stays with her parents in ibadan, but she usually come around when my family members are having a gathering. She will cook for us, do the chores. Everyone grew found of her. My siblings do even ask of her. “Where is Anu? Take care of the lady ooo”. My mom who hardly get along with our girlfriends always ask about her. All these made me to be sure that’s the woman I was going to marry. After all, my people already knew her and they are getting along well. No complain from any angle

The Problem

Late October 2021, I informed her that I would be attending a ceremony in ibadan where stays. She was exited, she even told me she missed me, the kisses, sxx etc. She can’t wait to see me again. I was excited too.
I texted her the hotel address when I got to Ibadan.

She came, we hug, and she started kissing me, but we later calmed down afterall we are just seeing and we still have the whole night. So no rushing. She told me she saw domino pizza opposite the hotel that she is hungry for it. And this is where the devil came in.
She took some cash and prepared to go and buy the piza. She was walking out towards my hotel room door, so I stood to accompany her to the door, more importantly help her with the door. She opened the door before I got there, but I was behind her. A guy also came out from a room not directly opposite mine, (I actually knew when the guy checked in. He was dragging his trawl on the room walkway, so I guess he was a new guest).

As my babe came out, the guy was coming out of his room giving my babe seductive look. Immediately he saw there was a guy behind her, he quickly looked away. He went out of the hotel via the walkway, my babe also followed him because they were coincidentally going towards the same direction.

Truth be told, I never suspected anything. I was even mocking the guy in my mind, my girlfriend is the last person you want to mess with.
She came back with the pizza, sat on the bed, munch while she was busy pressing her phone. I suspected something must have crop up with the way she was busy chatting on whatsapp. She gave me no attention. So I joined her on the bed. With sad face she asked if I have tissue, I asked what happened, she said her period just came now. I said the bathroom has a tissue paper. She went in spent minutes in the bath, came out of the bath, to pick another pant in her bag. (She came with clothes, because she want to spend few days with me). She went back to the bathroom wash, did some other stuff.

She joined me on the bed, put my hand on her padded private. She used tissue paper as sanitary pad. She said sorry, I Bleep up. I said no she shouldn’t feel sorry. Her menstruation is my joy. Afterall you are not here because of sex. We have a lot to talk about tonite. So relax lets enjoy the night. She then told me she can’t spend the night. She has to go on the same day, before evening. She gave me reason that when her menstrual cramp starts she always boil water and other things. Hotel is not the right place for it. I agreed. 6pm, she packed and started going, I was busy on my laptop fixing my office assignments. I stood to see her off. She insisted that I should continue. No need. But I insisted, as I saw her off to the door, she insisted again, go and do your work na. I will take a bike just at the entrance, I don’t know what happened, I just agreed saw her walk out the walkway, I banged my door and continue my work on the laptop.

Then few seconds later, even if she wanted to get a bike, she will still be waiting outside for one, I remembered that the plate I used for lunch still has some leftover food and if not discarded will constitute foul stench in my room. So I picked up this plate to try and place it outside my door so housekeepers could pick it up.

I opened my room door, bend down to drop the plate at my door foot, I noticed someone standing at the door indirectly opposite mine. The person was knocking gently and calling on mobile too. I guess the person is trying to call the occupant of the room. But he/she was being careful not to knock the door loudly. I always mind my business, I said to myself, why do I care, this is a hotel. So I attempted to close my door. But then, something occurred to me, the person is a female and she wore white shirt, exactly like my babe. Out of curiosity, I looked back what I saw made me sick for days. The memory keep hitting my heart like dagger.

It was my woman, I didn’t know she saw me and became frozen looking at me praying I do not look back. But I looked back and saw her. She was shaking with her mouth widely opened. Then while the looking competition was on, the door opened and the guy opened the door waiting for her to come inside, when she didn’t go inside, the guy must have noticed she is looking at someone on the walkway, the guy also came out to see who she was looking at, he saw me and quickly closed and jammed his door.

Then I jammed my door too. She stood on the walkway for 10minutes. Then she started banging on my door. Calling my line. I didn’t answer. She sent text and also whatsapp.

“Its not what you think. I can explain. Something came up. Please open…I need to discuss something with you. I will not leave if you don’t open”. She did all that for like 20minutes. Then she left. That was the end of our 1+year relationship. She too did not bother to call or text after that day.

The whole thing felt like sharp scorpion sting to me. I never believe what I saw. Anything relationship started irritating me. I don’t think I can go into relationship again. These people are quick to call men dogs, but they are public toilet. I prefer to be dog than be where everyone dump their sper_m.

My brother, accept my condolences. Never trust the other gender, even for once.

Evil end time dog, I trust my Calabar guys, we go roast the bingo.

NovesaTillie:
Good morning and merry Christmas everyone.

Please I'm in dilemma and really need some good advice.
This guy and I have been on this relationship thing for 5 months now with occasional misunderstandings here and there. The first one was because he visited me and refused to go after the time he said he would leave, when he finally left I got back home from work only for the security to call me that I have a visitor at the main gate and behold it was him.
I allowed him stay the night because he's a nice guy, really good in bed and also helps in the house to do stuff like wash the dishes and cooking.

Fast forward to December 15th we agreed he comes over and we spend the Christmas at my place then go to his place from 27th so we can enjoy the new year there. As we agreed, he came to my place on 17th of December and has not made any moves to leave or for us to go to his place. I am moved to create this thread because I got home from work yesterday and noticed more of his things have been arranged in the wardrobe with his shoes arranged by the front door..

Please how do I address this? I can't go on like this. He eats a lot. Snores also.
Is relationship not supposed to be the other way around why is he moving into my apartment like I'm going to marry him
We both stay in Abuja.

Mods please kindly move to Frontpage.

Babe, sack him and date me. I no dey give wahala like him.

You did well, Boko Haram boys and their madness is much.

Offpoint1:
Let life flows, no one knows where their life is headed... What would be would be.

Stop setting time for achievement, it's perfect recipe for depression and desperation and desperation is a perfect ingredient for a vice society.

I don't believe in hard work, smart work, prayers...
No amount of hard work, smart work or prayers can ever make us successful.
Believing in all these is the reason we have society filled with depress and desperate people, who feels all their efforts aren't yelling.

Let life flows, if you were destined to be successful in 2030... No amount of hardwork and prayers will make you successful 2022... And if you were destined to be successful 2022, you might not do half of what you did this year and you'll see doors opening from every areas

Let life flows and stay positive

You are full of wisdom, we call it" God's time", "appointed time", "aka chukwu di ya" or "oge nchawa aka"

No gain in harlotry

Very bad, what happened to patriotism? Poverty, hunger and wickedness has finished Nigerians.

[quote author=matrix199 post=108821074]Does this law not apply to those in the north who marry underage girls?


Different law for Southerners and unique super law for the Northerners and Emirs. Nigeria is a scam.

Lie Muhammad and Sai baba are his cousins, we don't need "one chance" anymore.

RIP great man of God

Christmas snakie peppersoup don land oooohhhh, but I can't see myself eating that thing that decieved the other gender.

Covid is real, but I think it's glorified fever

gunners160:
Y is everybody going into this business.cant we just tink outside the box for once.There are a lot of bussiness begging to get started

Please share biz ideas boss