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sakaguchi:
[b] Story story!

Once upon a time, I had 2 dogs (male and female) who can't bark, don't bite, they don't do anything that other canines do. They run at the sound of gunshot or on sighting thieves. The thieves came in and sacked my community. They took my sandals away, they took my food away, they took my cars ways and stole all the books I bought for my kids.

10 dog years later, this two dogs birthed 2 puppies. This puppies became everything their dog parent never were. They backed at thieves, chase them out of my area, and protected me, my sandals, my food, and cars and the books from theft.

So happy by their birth, I sold the 2 dog parents to my envious neighbour.

My envious neighbour started spreading propagandas that my dogs are responsible for the constant attacks be thief in my community because all the while, my dogs are the first to scamper for safety on sighting thieves. That we must change dogs. That his dogs are better. That we must CHANGE. Then I laugh. Change has already arrived naturally. God changed the dogs and gave me newer dogs. If God says yes, who can say No? Gods change is everlasting.

Didactics.


My community= Nigeria
Me= PDP
My Sandals = Trains, rails and Good roads
The 2 useless dog parents= GMB, Tinubu, etc
The 2 effective dogs = GEJ, Akinwumi Adesina etc
My jealous neighbour=APC
My food= efficient fertilizer assisted grown Maize, Cassava etc
Cars =Innoson Cars
Books= Universities, Almajeri schools etc

Once again. God's change is the best. If God says Yes, who can say No or Broom? [/b]

the story sounds meaningless at first I thought u heading somewhere but u hit a big rock. Man u guff.

HzRF:
But d one that calls d president names
Are doing d adult talk

I don't give a flying Bleep abt wat APC said wch I have not been seeing. Am concern about my champ PDP. Who is now acting like d loosers.

Time shall tell wether it is d obas that will vote him that day.

Once upon a time when I love the party PDP but now d sound so foolish and confused. The don't sound like champs 2 me imagine this kind of talk like kids. Imagine talks like.' APC brought buhari back like a theif in d night' Courtsy FAYOSE. When all press where at d airport and d media was full wit pix of buhari. Infact PDP annoys me with shit like this. And as for u guys and girls in PDP u should not just stop 2 comment on all topics try and be civil and stop acting foolish cus this big guys knows the are acting foolish wants 2 see if d have foolish peeps like them.

Clown wey b governor bros show me that clown I want b like am oo.

appini:
Amaechi the clown

Bros if na so e d b for imbicile talk true u no go like become one?

Flets:
No better definition for an im.becile ..... just point to Amaechi.

JoeCutie:
I did it wella. Up until a very reasonable age. Then, life was much more simple, transparent and fun.

Last Christmas, we were having a family get-together and all our extended families came around. I wanted to enter the bathroom to have my bathe when I noticed that someone was there. After further inquiry, I found out it was my cousin's 5 year old daughter. Chai! Thank God, I didn't slap her, but I would have. I pushed her, her soap, water, towel and everything outside. Do you know what she did? She started running around looking for how to cover her unclothedness. Omg! I was ashamed of this present generation. 5year old?!

so u want her 2 b a prey 2 pedophiles? Or u one

Days are counting we will see if some will buy or bribe that as d are d ones predicting others death.

If NYSC officials knows that's an added one year service so congrat 2 u abi ur friend as u said.

naijainfogalery:
I pray its true. Cos last 2 months i saw one of my secondary school teacher and i almost cried. i cant believe a teacher can be living in that much abject poverty.

My plan is i will go to my sch every year and give back to the teachers who are hardworking, though some of them dont deserve it but men, they are all part of who we are today, lets all make this a yearly thing, give back to the people that taught us and made us who we are today

lol bros u self as u talk am I know e funny u give back 2 them yearly.u still living close 2 ur tracher?

prettythicksme:
I gat tatoo and i am not a LovePeddler!!#I did it cos my husband loves dem.Na only him know say i gat tatoo nobody else.

but I guess all nairalanders guys now know wat only ur husband knows. So can u do us d honour of telling us were it is. I guess inside d p...

joseph1832:
Well I have seen well mannered tattoo ladies. Just because one has tattoos all over her body doesn't make them ill mannered. Never forget, even the un tattooed lady when provoked can show you she's very ill mannered and loose tongued!.

lol bros say d truth u have a tattoo chic.

5p1naz:
you call these people the young people of lagos?? Look how well fed they are.. these are celebs... they are rich and don't know jack about the light issue in my area. because they either live on the island or have well fueled diesel generators....

Mr. President said he just commisioned new power plants.. but me I dont even know if that power plant is powering togo or ghana. Because my light situation is still the same.

1:00am to 1:10 am everyday..

so the celebs are now the youth of lagos? Guys wey d ride royce roys, g wagon etc GEJ the mad and all those shit heads wey d shout God bless d president Y any of una here no fit near d gate of eko hotel yesterday. Stop taking politics thereby acting as if u are mentally derange. This guy Jonathan is a big fool.

I pray this is not true because God will surely reign down fire and brimstorm on any fake pastor, bishop, priest, prophets that will partake of this unholy act. Bet me if this is true then GEJ will b shamed and eat dung and grass jst like his mentor king nebuchadnezer

taharqa:
Na LIE go kill una for that una coven party

Are u so daft not 2 know all these oh ye foolish generation. All u do is sit at home and type rubbish and shout jonathan till ur father know he is a civil servant living on minimum wage.

[b][/b]The girl in the video looks dirty and unkept. Or pls ladies is that d colour of a new hair style?

meforyou1:
they sure know why they are demonstrating. just girls are shy. and want to avoid journalists. u can see the guy that initially avoided the journalist later came and asked the right question. the umaru diko question. i can assure you, all those young men and women know exactly why they are demonstrating against the terrorists sponsor buhari.

guy if the know d market will have sale very well. And pdp should have save face from d accusation from apc. That is y instead u should even see this guys as peeps paid by d apc party 2 make true they accusation. That's if u can think like me. Because those guys no try for the person wey pay them if the person watch this video.

Sound like someone I already did @op if it is lagos jst give me d affirmative and I will tell u her name. I even bleep her best friend and her elder sister 2.

Imagine myself as fayose wayching this now after all I will b like

searching4love:
CAPTURING AND PARADING INNOCENT CITIZENS AS BOKO BOYS WILL DO THIS COALITION FORCES NO GOOD. THE REAL TERRORISTS ARE IN SAMBISA. THEY SHOULD GO THERE AND FREE THESE GUYS

pls dnt tell me u are sane or an opposition I mean party cus u dnt sound sane in mind so u better reiterate ur statement cus If said this cus u an apc I guess u not part of d apc we yearn for if u see good commend if u see bad that's when u reproof.

dahdah:
THEIR WEBSITE IS NOT OK

that's what I also observed

AndreRose:
You can't just conclude. Her facial expression and reaction when she noticed you matters. Maybe something was itching her down their and she was scratching it.

u gat a good point and d op u enrering some ones privacy u can't knock that's uncivilised of u.

Keneking:
Same old pictures recycled...

Sambisa forest with bar beach sand

lol nairalers haba!

I pledge to Nigeria my country.To remove Jonathan and Sambo.To be gentle, loyal on election, To vote Buhari with all my strength .To protect my PVC and uphold no violence and trouble, so help me God!


Prayer of a true democrat. No be by violence.

Politics of bitterness. But is apc sleeping? Cus this is time 2 act now oo before d take this 2 far.

WendellSimilin:
If 10,000 Nigerian men can collect this particular jazz and go into Sambisa forest for just 5 days, Bokoharam will be a thing of the past.

bros bomb get jaz?

BeeBeeOoh:
I wonder what our "Change & Sai" folks will do if their oga cattle rearer lose again as he dey lose before.. Will they still login to NAIRALAND

what if it is the other way round will u?

Lol this polititcains ahhh!

Looks so toy like for my liking if he wants 2 do it y not go all out. All this thief. Any how sha at all at all na him b winch.

Accuse? I don't understand @ op please try 2 enlighten, so what if buhari is really going for medical checkup he should be seen as an accused? Am sure this guy call fayoshe uses skonk 2 drink garri.

Fighting a battle u no u will loose is the hight of foolishness. Even hitler knew this so koro keep it on but I guess u will cry and beg unlike hitler that did d needful by taking his own life.

This guy and his own ways. I dig femi not this one looks like a tout 2 me.