Deuces guys we closed this one. naona zile mchongoano za primo are coming in handy

@kenyattaMoore:

Gbamm.. hahaha.

ras qaifer: now talk you nigerians...is the weave not ment to confirm gender?

#SomeoneTellNigeria Only in their movies a woman puts poison in her husbands food.And then taste it to know if its enough,without her dying

#SomeoneTellNigeria we are trending 4th worldwide, they are not even in the list, they need goodluck, oh they have him.

#someonetellNigeria that Ghosts dont look left and right before they cross roads like they do in their movies.

#SomeOneTellNigeria we use P-Spuare music in our schools to warn kids of cheap accent & poor grammar.”

#SomeOneTellNigeria We can disfigure P-Square to P-Rectangle or even P-Triangle

Kenyan women are beautiful, Nigerian women are handsome. #SomeOneTellKenya #SomeoneTellNigeria”

#SomeoneTellNigeria we can throw stones from Kenya and break that African Cup of Nation Trophy

Nigeria hates on our team when local stations have given them opportunity to grow their Naija movies .Madharau sana #SomeonetellNigeria

#someonetellnigeria we are tired of watching movies where one opens a casket and the corpse is sweating
#SomeoneTellNigeria that we appreciate the fact that their witchdoctors came up with skype via a bowl of water

Enugu is a city in Nigeria. In kenya Enugu is a monkey, but the E is silent.. #SomeoneTellNigeria

#SomeoneTellNigeria they're only tweefing with us to learn english

Carol Mutoko is too bitter. #SomeoneTellNigeria they can have her for free.

#SomeoneTellNigeria this ain afrocinema we don continue shortly

#SomeoneTellNigeria that even if they score 50+1 goals,we won't concede defeat

#SomeoneTellNigeria We all know that twitlonger was designed to accommodate their accent." LMAO.

#SomeonetellNigeria there are four other vowels besides "O" ,..no seriously.

#SomeoneTellNigeria that Nigerian girls are 30 % weave, 30% makeup, 30% muscle and 10% breasts. No ass!"

#SomeonetellNigeria that Paul Muite has already watched the movies they are planning to release in November!""

#someonetellnigeria they should stop calling all their watchmen in their movies Musa

strange FACT: Nigerian women have hair on the breasts. #someoneTellNigeria"

#SomeoneTellNigeria we only say "Fufu" when someone has farted.

#SomeoneTellNigeria They are the best testimony that English came on a boat ... "I GO TELL YOU" , who even talks like that?

#SomeoneTellNigeria its only in nigeria wea 'u r finished' is considered a big threat

#SomeoneTellNigeria when you shoot someone on the leg, blood does not come out of the mouth

#SomeonetellNigeria we export presidents to America, they export thieves and con artists.

#SomeoneTellNigeria we have KTN,NTV,KBC,Citizen and @RobertAlai

I hear your women's lips are so big they can whisper in their own ear. #SomeoneTellNigeria

#SomeoneTellNigeria Its only a nigerian horror movie that ends with 'To God Be The Glory'"

#SomeoneTellNigeria that their country is located in Africa's armpit.

#SomeoneTellNigeria Kenyan women wear weaves to enhance beauty, Nigerian women wear weaves to confirm their gender."


#SomeoneTellNigeria we no-longer use peugeot carz as police chase carz! Cumon!

Today kenya reduced 9ja to 1ja #SomeoneTellNigeria

#someoneTellNigeria their president is calld good luck, poor guy..

#someonetellnigeria to start googling "mlolongo" coz thats where your team will be staying when they come for the return leg.

#someonetellNigeria tht we are alarmed by their population, 161 million pple? Maybe we should send them condoms, instead of tweeting them!

#SomeoneTellNigeria LMAO doesn't mean 'Laughing My Ass Oga

#SomeoneTellNigeria So you call yourself @frenzychilly on twitter, but your real name is Trufena Chinwenwe Ukwunyambis..

#SomeoneTellNigeria it's not moooni ..it's Money!!!

#Someonetellnigeria Return leg u will spend at Sabina joy for all our hotels will be booked!!!

#SomeoneTellNigeria if KQ cut the flights they have to swim up to dubai

#SomeoneTellNigeria watulie ama tuwatumie susan wa #Tujuane

#SomeonetellNigeria its only in Naija movies where a blind woman tells her son "I see you have come"”

#someonetellnigeria their movies r only watched by housegirls

#SomeoneTellNigeria that in their movies, it cannot be 10 years later and the family cat is still alive. Please.

#KOT chungeni sana. Its all fun untill one of you turns into a goat! #someonetellnigeria

#SomeoneTellNigeria ata hiyo pitch wanaringanayo Kenyatta may just surprise them with a title deed!!

#someonetellnigeria right now, somewhere in Lagos, therez an igbo man swallowing orbit pellets with water

#SomeoneTellNigeria Right now, somewhere in Lagos, an Ibo man is knocking on a lift door...”

Kenyans kick ass. The last time a country dissed Kenya, the Pope resigned. #SomeoneTellNigeria

#SomeoneTellNigeria their whole fashion wardrobe is dependent on 2 kenyan personalities: orie rogo manduli and miguna miguna

Yes we are animals, all humans are anyway. but nigerians are ugly animals thats why no one is interested to see them.but wait, nigerians have a thing for big size thats true..this!

boron10:
We were right afterall about Kenyans being animals. Tell me, who will love to spend money to see someone that looks like him? You should have kept quiet and leave us with the assumption that you guys are animals but no, you had to open your mouth to remove all doubt. I will also love to visit your country just to see the maasai

THIS!

ras qaifer: dont try to bleach skin nigerians...black is beauty...u now look like burnt baboons

your language is interesting man.. thats a sentence with 100% conjunctions.. no offense. You guys have won (e je ka pe were loko iyawo, to ba le je ki a ri ona koja) [/quote]

am not sure who came first., slave traders or the british? in kenya the british were last to come. back to my point ,I dont understand how slave traders would alter english words.. they themselves were not english speakers.

boron10:
It was invented by the slave traders to facilitate communication between themselves and the local leaders. Spoken in africa by ghana, naija, sierra leone, liberia and cameroun. It is english modified.

You wouldnt expect the uneducated monkeys to be versatile. They only learn about psuare and Nigeria movies. Kenyans, make una go rest abeg. Lolz, we concede defeat. You guys have won (e je ka pe were loko iyawo, to ba le je ki a ri ona koja)

this is how people fail exams..!! God stahp.. my point was pidgin English should not affect how you speak proper english. Period. I know many many nigerians personally and the problem is the same, pronunciation is poor. for example 7 out of 10 nigerians will say Aks & not Ask. is

tintingz: i dont argue with brainless monkey....to know about pidgin english visit wikipedia and educate yourself dumb head...pidgin english is even spoken in America, india, china, japan, new guinea, thailand etc each country has it own pidgin

let me know if the war continues.. il conjure more to defend the colours of my country Kenya. #yes am black & I dont Bleach.

Zoos are for Nigeria my friend. we have game parks ., there is space in Kenya. not sure where nigeria will put its people in 2050.

tintingz: lolz...nothing much o...i pray today go sweet pass yestaday

NL make sense pass dem zoo website na

you either speak English or you dont, Pidgin is what I call abuse of language because you make english sound so wrong. why not use hausa for the entire country. coz cleatly Pidgin affects the ability of an average Nigerian to speak Proper English. And Ghanians can speakl fluent English when they want to, so its not an excuse for nigeria

tintingz: pidgin english is our home made language and not only we Nigerians that speak pidgin some few countries in africa speak pidgin english... Ghana also speak pidgin hope you know that dummy. . . .educate yourself nut-brainy

am here to repair BROKEN ENGLISH.

tintingz: morning....am doing good jareh

Abi... we don show dem say we be their oga-at-the-top no doubt...who get time for black hungry k.Hyenas we don give them our tips of NaijaStunts

Btw hope you are doing fine?

coversation between oga at the top and the one below..lmao

ochibo: CIA factbook says English is the national language in Nigeria..I think you need to be colonized again:

CIA factbook says English is the national language in Nigeria..I think you need to be colonized again:

tintingz: morning....am doing good jareh

Abi... we don show dem say we be their oga-at-the-top no doubt...who get time for black hungry k.Hyenas we don give them our tips of NaijaStunts

Btw hope you are doing fine?

that is what they do abroad

@kenyattaMoore:



The first picture ....

hehehe..

staaaaaahhhhp. who said Nigerians are fair? Oh lord. Ramsey Noah is mixed race. Obasanjo, Arinze? not at all . in other news kenya has a literacy level of 87.6% compared to Nigeria's 63.3% thus Nigerians are more likely to understand a joke 2 days after its mentioned.

Now I welcome the boldest Nigerian to join a Kenyan forum to find out why we r kings of Insults :

#SomeoneTellNigeria Only in their movies a woman puts poison in her husbands food.And then taste it to know if its enough,without her dying

#SomeoneTellNigeria we are trending 4th worldwide, they are not even in the list, they need goodluck, oh they have him.

#someonetellNigeria that Ghosts dont look left and right before they cross roads like they do in their movies.

#SomeOneTellNigeria we use P-Spuare music in our schools to warn kids of cheap accent & poor grammar.”

#SomeOneTellNigeria We can disfigure P-Square to P-Rectangle or even P-Triangle

Kenyan women are beautiful, Nigerian women are handsome. #SomeOneTellKenya #SomeoneTellNigeria”

#SomeoneTellNigeria we can throw stones from Kenya and break that African Cup of Nation Trophy

Nigeria hates on our team when local stations have given them opportunity to grow their Naija movies .Madharau sana #SomeonetellNigeria

#someonetellnigeria we are tired of watching movies where one opens a casket and the corpse is sweating
#SomeoneTellNigeria that we appreciate the fact that their witchdoctors came up with skype via a bowl of water

Enugu is a city in Nigeria. In kenya Enugu is a monkey, but the E is silent.. #SomeoneTellNigeria

#SomeoneTellNigeria they're only tweefing with us to learn english

Carol Mutoko is too bitter. #SomeoneTellNigeria they can have her for free.

#SomeoneTellNigeria this ain afrocinema we don continue shortly

#SomeoneTellNigeria that even if they score 50+1 goals,we won't concede defeat

#SomeoneTellNigeria We all know that twitlonger was designed to accommodate their accent." LMAO.

#SomeonetellNigeria there are four other vowels besides "O" ,..no seriously.

#SomeoneTellNigeria that Nigerian girls are 30 % weave, 30% makeup, 30% muscle and 10% breasts. No ass!"

#SomeonetellNigeria that Paul Muite has already watched the movies they are planning to release in November!""

#someonetellnigeria they should stop calling all their watchmen in their movies Musa

strange FACT: Nigerian women have hair on the breasts. #someoneTellNigeria"

#SomeoneTellNigeria we only say "Fufu" when someone has farted.

#SomeoneTellNigeria They are the best testimony that English came on a boat ... "I GO TELL YOU" , who even talks like that?

#SomeoneTellNigeria its only in nigeria wea 'u r finished' is considered a big threat

#SomeoneTellNigeria when you shoot someone on the leg, blood does not come out of the mouth

#SomeonetellNigeria we export presidents to America, they export thieves and con artists.

#SomeoneTellNigeria we have KTN,NTV,KBC,Citizen and @RobertAlai

I hear your women's lips are so big they can whisper in their own ear. #SomeoneTellNigeria

#SomeoneTellNigeria Its only a nigerian horror movie that ends with 'To God Be The Glory'"

#SomeoneTellNigeria that their country is located in Africa's armpit.

#SomeoneTellNigeria Kenyan women wear weaves to enhance beauty, Nigerian women wear weaves to confirm their gender."


#SomeoneTellNigeria we no-longer use peugeot carz as police chase carz! Cumon!

Today kenya reduced 9ja to 1ja #SomeoneTellNigeria

#someoneTellNigeria their president is calld good luck, poor guy..

#someonetellnigeria to start googling "mlolongo" coz thats where your team will be staying when they come for the return leg.

#someonetellNigeria tht we are alarmed by their population, 161 million pple? Maybe we should send them condoms, instead of tweeting them!

#SomeoneTellNigeria LMAO doesn't mean 'Laughing My Ass Oga

#SomeoneTellNigeria So you call yourself @frenzychilly on twitter, but your real name is Trufena Chinwenwe Ukwunyambis..

#SomeoneTellNigeria it's not moooni ..it's Money!!!

#Someonetellnigeria Return leg u will spend at Sabina joy for all our hotels will be booked!!!

#SomeoneTellNigeria if KQ cut the flights they have to swim up to dubai

#SomeoneTellNigeria watulie ama tuwatumie susan wa #Tujuane

#SomeonetellNigeria its only in Naija movies where a blind woman tells her son "I see you have come"”

#someonetellnigeria their movies r only watched by housegirls

#SomeoneTellNigeria that in their movies, it cannot be 10 years later and the family cat is still alive. Please.

#KOT chungeni sana. Its all fun untill one of you turns into a goat! #someonetellnigeria

#SomeoneTellNigeria ata hiyo pitch wanaringanayo Kenyatta may just surprise them with a title deed!!

#someonetellnigeria right now, somewhere in Lagos, therez an igbo man swallowing orbit pellets with water

#SomeoneTellNigeria Right now, somewhere in Lagos, an Ibo man is knocking on a lift door...”

Kenyans kick ass. The last time a country dissed Kenya, the Pope resigned. #SomeoneTellNigeria

#SomeoneTellNigeria their whole fashion wardrobe is dependent on 2 kenyan personalities: orie rogo manduli and miguna miguna

someonetellnigeria #fact the three things Nigerians do so well

#SomeoneTellNigerians Kenyan women wear weaves to enhance beauty, Nigerian women wear weaves to confirm their gender.

#SomeoneTellNigerians Our househelps treat their movies better than they treat our players

#SomeoneTellNigerians We use P.square’s music in our schools to warn our kids against poor grammar and cheap accent

#someonetellnigerians ‘Goodluck Jonathan’ is not a name. It’s a sentence, just like ‘Wake up Opiyo”

#SomeoneTellNigerians Kenyan ladies win Miss World and the likes ur women Win MR WORLD !!!

#someonetellnigerians what is more important, hw to deal with a terrorist group, or hw to win a championship?

#someonetellnigerians its only in their movie wakona part 1 to 3 but different cast same script n story line cc #someonetellkenyans

#SomeoneTellNigerians we do ice skatin in kenya. Sameer park. Do they?

#SomeoneTellNigerians we use Samsung S4 to tweet, laptops are for class 1 kids!

#SomeoneTellNigerians to treat our footballteam(harambee stars) the way they treat our ladies

#SomeoneTellNigerians there is something called family planning, 150 MILLION PEOPLE!

#SomeoneTellNigerians We have humans who are ripe inside, they are called water-melons

#SomeonetellNigerians – they have Osofia in London …we have Obama in USA…..lol

#SomeoneTellNigerians that it’s not Mikel, it’s Michael

#someonetellnigerians if they want to knw how to deal with Boko haram, they shuld seek some Advice frm KDF!

#someonetellnigerians their boko-haram started usin dat name after they started using after importing ‘bonoko’s’ from kenya,#faketerrorist

#SomeoneTellNigerians to use birth control pills…who u competing with? CHINA?!

#someonetellnigerians that their movies are used only to scare people of what not to do and how not to speak infront of decent people.

#someonetellnigerians to stop eating that sticky substance…its clearly making their planning and thinking just as sticky!!!!

#Someonetellnigerians OGA means taking a bath in Kenya

#Someonetellnigerians its only in nigeria that akpos turns her wife into a bicycle

#SomeoneTellNigerians you don’t get shot at the knee and blood comes out from your mouth.””

well if you dunno yet Nigerians feature as wildlife in our national parks #SomeoneTellNigerians

#someonetellnigerians that the prerequisite for using weaves to enhance beauty is being beautiful #shotsfired #callsecurity #fallkKDF

#Someonetellnigerians that its only in their movies that humans fit in bottles

#SomeoneTellNigerians “I dey tell you” is not the same as am Tryna tell you.

#SomeonetellNigerians to stop over feeding their kids

#someonetellnigerians its only in their movie wakona part 1 to 3 but different cast same script n story line.

#SomeoneTellNigerians we do ice skatin in kenya. Sameer park. Do they?

#SomeoneTellNigerians we use Samsung S4 to tweet, laptops are for class 1 kids!

#SomeoneTellNigerians to treat our footballteam(harambee stars) the way they treat our ladies

#SomeoneTellNigerians We have humans who are ripe inside, they are called water-melons

#SomeonetellNigerians – they have Osofia in London …we have Obama in USA…..lol